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i cook for my gf

who do you cook for?

>> No.11431003

>>11430998
Around 200 upper middle class West Coasters every night.

>> No.11431032
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11431032

Pagan Deities

Obviously I don't serve them venison, that would offend Artemis. But luckily, it's easy to not kill deer.

>> No.11431092

>>11431003
>dude alcohol lmao xD
kill yourself you complete fuck up

>> No.11431096

for the voices in my head

>> No.11431101

>>11431092
What the fuck are you on about?

>> No.11431102

God

>> No.11431119

>>11431102
No, I already said God, you have to pick something else.

>> No.11431130

>>11431119
No you didn't

>> No.11431131

>>11431130
Yes, I did. You better go back and read it again.

>> No.11431137

>>11431131
I don't think I will

>> No.11431141

>>11431137
Yes, you absolutely will.

>> No.11431149

>>11431141
Maybe I'll set aside some time later to go over it if I'm not too busy

>> No.11431152

>>11431149
xD

Reddit.

>> No.11431156

>>11430998
Myself , sometimes loved ones.

>> No.11431157

>>11431152
: (

>> No.11431272

>>11430998
Is that Ellen page

>> No.11431277
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>>11431003
You should add this secret ingredient to their dish to spice things up

>> No.11431288

>>11430998
your gf when youre not around

>> No.11431403

>>11430998
I unironically cook for my friend and his gf, sometimes grandma, because rest of people are twats and never even buy ingredients.

>> No.11431433

>>11431092
Huh?

>> No.11431438

>>11431092
>>11431096
Same poster?

>> No.11431439

>>11431157
dw, anon. I thought it was funny

>> No.11431440

>>11431288
OP delegates his job. That's a sign of leadership.

>> No.11431442

>>11431152
homosexual

>> No.11431695
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11431695

>>11430998
myself

>> No.11431712

My bf :)

>> No.11431715

>>11431032
Artemis is a huntress in Greek mythology how would that offend her?

>> No.11431786

Fuck off with this gay shit OP. You can't even cook.

>> No.11431793

Me tonight
Me on Monday
Me on Tuesday

>> No.11431825

>>11431440
Yea, I'm the one who fucks her. She doesn't do anal tho (unlike his >>11431712 boyfriend who absolutely loves it). OP is a great guy.

>> No.11431839

>>11431695
Cooking for your self is great way to heal your wounds, what ever they might be. Look at it as improving and cleaning your engine and you might feel much better about it. If you are sad and not hungry after the meal is done, box it down and eat it later. Try making vial associations with good feels and what you do in life, all the best fren

>> No.11431845

>>11431839
>vial
visual

>> No.11431852

I cook for justice.

>> No.11431898

>>11431712
I'm gay if it matters

>> No.11431933

>>11430998
myself

>> No.11431947

>>11431898
fag

>> No.11431974

>>11431825
You're hired just to cook for her. If you're fucking her too that means you've just admitted to rape on a thaiwanese knitting forum.

>> No.11432351

I cook for my postrock sister.

>> No.11432642

>>11432351
my man

>> No.11432801

>>11430998
My friend's wife.

>> No.11432818

>>11430998
For myself
For my friends to make them happy
For girls to impress them
Previously for 400-500 random entitled strangers a night to sate their endless gluttonous appetites

>> No.11432838

I cook a couple times a week for one of my roommates and myself. He's always down for whatever I want to make and doesn't cook at all himself. It's nice to have someone help with the dishes and get feedback on the food from

>> No.11432992

>>11430998
Hey OP, are you that kind of person that doesn't bother to cook for oneself except when sharing the meal?

>> No.11433603

>>11431277
Now what are those ?