/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11427154]

How often do you get diarrhea from eating at foreign food vendors and which country is the biggest culprit.

[Anonymous No.11427163]

I'm a pajeet in the west and even I get diarrhea from indian food. Maybe I've been eating white-food for too long but I can't get back into it.

[Anonymous No.11427162]

i only get diarrhea eating from chipotle, every time i get chink or arabic shit i never get sick.

[Anonymous No.11427177]

Is it possible to get immune to food poisoning?

I never wash my hands when going to the bathroom, scratch my ass and balls a lot. However with these same hands I cook and yet I never get sick.

Sometimes when I order take out food I get massive diarrhea though.

[Anonymous No.11427182]

>>11427154
i'd like to have explosive diarrhea in her toilet if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.11427190]

>>11427177
I don't think you can get immune to salmonella...

[Anonymous No.11427199]

>>11427182
>white guy with yellow fever

That girl is 5/10 at best, please have some standards. Come to Thailand and I'll show you some real 9/10s

[Anonymous No.11427205]

>>11427199
9/10 as in 9/10 women are actually trannies?

[Anonymous No.11427228]

>>11427182
This is not a scat thread....

[Anonymous No.11427235]

India. I had a week straight of diarrhea. The food also looked like diarrhea. But it was so 10/10 I would risk blowing out my anus again for it.

[Anonymous No.11427246]

>>11427199
>Thai

LMAO

[Anonymous No.11427264]

>>11427154
Milkies..........gib

[Anonymous No.11427470]

>>11427154
I've eaten a fair amount of street food in korea from stands where they chopped up live sea cucumbers and you dip the pieces in a kolchujang sauce to pojangmachas (street tents) and only got sick once and tbf, I was eating a lot of raw stuff. It was a pretty bad case as it got to the point I was shitty every 20 minutes or so and it was just a cloudy mucous, more like snot than feces. Whent to the army clinic and they gave me a shot of antibiotics, some pills and something to stop me up and it cleared up in a couple days.

[Anonymous No.11427475]

>>11427228
It can be though...

[Anonymous No.11427484]

Imagine blaming other people for your weak stomach

[Anonymous No.11427486]

>>11427199
>Thailand
How many have feminine benis?

[Anonymous No.11427488]

>>11427182
Boy u nasty

[Anonymous No.11427490]

The worst case of food poisoning I've had was from eating some sort of a raw fish salad (as recommended by a local friend) in Da Nang. Almost equally bad was a bowl of ox tail stew at an expensive restaurant in Lombok, but I suspect that was because I went there late at night and the meat had just been left out for too long. In terms of frequency, nothing beat my visit to Delhi. Every meal would lead to some light diarrhoea so I think that's due to the laxative-like effect caused by a high concentration of spices rather than low hygiene level.

[Anonymous No.11427497]

>>11427486
They don’t call it Bangkok for nothing.

[Anonymous No.11427503]

>>11427205
Is this a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.11427541]

>>11427205
Implying you wouldn't stick it in

[Anonymous No.11427614]

>>11427163
Add pieces of fecal matter to your food to get your body acclimated to those excessive germs when you eat Indian food.

[Anonymous No.11429259]

>>11427154
It's not so much the street vendor for, it's the water.
Toss out any ice cubes in your drinks and stick to bottled water.

[Anonymous No.11429275]

>>11427470
Sounds like giuardia. I had that.

[Anonymous No.11429282]

>>11427154
they really do all rook arike

[Anonymous No.11429295]

>>11427154
I've eaten at plenty of back country developing nation eating establishments and i've never gotten sick once. What you need to be worried about is food that isn't fully cooked (which you can tell right away when it isn't), food that is being prepared in blatantly unsanitary conditions, and drinking water.

It's honestly just common sense

[Anonymous No.11429313]

>>11427228
Where do you think I could find some of those ha ha

[Anonymous No.11429331]

>>11427154
omfg twins are so hot when they wear the same outfit

[Anonymous No.11429370]

>>11429282
You have no idea how bad it is. There's a reason China has some of the best facial recognition software in the world; well other than being oppressive nutjobs.

[Anonymous No.11429560]

always do when i order chinese

[Anonymons No.11429582]

>>11429282
>>11429370
ITS THE SAME PERSON IN OPS PIC.

ITS 2 SCREENSHOTS OF THE SAME ASIAN

[Anonymous No.11429612]

>>11429282
Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.11429643]

>>11427154
That's why Olympians eat McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.11429650]

>>11427154
Turks are the worst for this.

[Anonymous No.11429689]

>>11427154
chinese insectoids are ugly as fuck

[Anonymous No.11429864]

>>11427154
When I travel in SEA, I expect to get some at least once but usually only once for a few days.
Restaurants are more dangerous than street stalls for whatever reason.
Tourist restaurants in China are super dodgy, you're better off eating at tiny local restaurants with no English or street food.

[Anonymous No.11430176]

>>11429582
Calm down caps lock commander. It's not like we could tell.

[Anonymous No.11430459]

>>11427154
>Indonesia
Filthy country. Bed ridden the entire week I was there. Would not recommend

[Anonymous No.11430473]

>>11427154
drinking too much Guinness in one night leads to horrible things on the toilet the next day.... so I guess the Irish??

[Anonymous No.11430620]

>>11430459
Why did you even go there in the first place? I thought it was common knowledge that all of those asian countries are filthy as fuck and a no-no.

[Anonymous No.11431108]

>>11427154
Mc Donalds, KFC, so it makes murrica.
I think it is from all that sugar everywhere.

[Anonymous No.11431224]

>>11427177
I have never vomited or had diarrhea in my life except during early childhood and I've travelled all over the world and had all sort of cuisines, including Indian street food.

(I do get tonsilitis regularly when travelling though, like twice a year).

[Anonymous No.11431373]

>>11427154
It's becoming an increasing problem where I am with donner kebab

[Anonymous No.11431411]

I only get diorrhea the day after drinking 700ml+ of liquor. I don't I've ever actually gotten diorrhea from food

At least I'll survive the inevitable ecenomic collapse by having the ability to eat out of the garbage. Pure Ubermensch genetics

[Anonymous No.11431525]

Spent a year in Thailand and only had stomach issues one time. Ate street food 5-6 days a week. Stick to food areas that seem popular and you'll be all right.

[Anonymous No.11431535]

I developed some kind of stomach problem after a week in vietnam, had to go to a hospital, but they couldnt tell what it was. Back in my home country, they also couldnt tell but it had largely cleared up.
Also every time i go to kebab shops, i get some epic shits

[Anonymous No.11431573]

I have a lot of Cambodian friends. I’ve “broken bread” with them twice. I’ve had h-pylori twice. Coincidence? The food is bomb though. I’ll donit again.

[Anonymous No.11431575]

>>11427154
I have not gotten diarrhea, only sturdy logs. Thanks foreign food stall vendors

[Anonymous No.11431877]

>>11431535
>Back in my home country, they also couldnt tell but it had largely cleared up
Similar thing happened to me but a few years later I took a comprehensive STD test and came up postive for Hep-A antibodies but not the disease, which is reasonably common. You just end up getting over it and then being immune. It basically hits you like food poisoning and that's usually how you get it though you can get it from oral sex too.

Get tested.

[Anonymous No.11431895]

>>11427470
Was the live sea Cumberland good?

[Anonymous No.11431980]

>>11431895
I thought it was good. Flavor was pretty much just an ocean flavor but I was surprised by the texture since eventhough they look gelatinous, they were surprisingly firm. The kolchujang dipping sauce really made it.

[Anonymous No.11432021]

>>11431877
this has been around 8 years ago. I'm not chronically ill or anything. Think i should still get tested after all that time?

[Anonymous No.11432510]

>>11427199
>SEAmonkeys
I bet you can't even post ONE 9/10 because they're so goddamn horrid

[Anonymous No.11432520]

>>11427541
Everything about her is constructed and fake

[Anonymous No.11432564]

>>11427163
you might just be getting rekt by the seasonings. spicy food irritates your guts. also ghee can be devastating if it goes rancid.

[Anonymous No.11432573]

>>11432520
>
Is this why women are so frightened by rain?

[Anonymous No.11432624]

>>11432573
Yep. And why they wake up earlier and run straight to bathroom. And value makeup more than anything else.

If we outlawed concealer half of all men would be gay.

[Anonymous No.11432669]

>>11427154
i don't, the turkroach sweat-and-armhairs kebab has made me pretty resistant

[Anonymous No.11432779]

Not often but KFC is foreign to me and its 100% accuracy rate at murdering my bowels is killing me. Taco Mundo and New York pizza are also bad. Indian is not very popular here so most Indian places cater mostly to actual Indians and have to provide quality to survive.

[Anonymous No.11432786]

I got the shits in China and slept on a hospital bed for three days and shitted all my organs out

[Anonymous No.11432802]

>>11432520
Have women evolved to be butt ugly because of makeup?

[Anonymous No.11432810]

>>11432802
Well technically yeah, they use makeup and end up polluting the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.11433137]

Something I ate at Natal (Brazil). I have no idea what it was though, since I was constipated the first few felt sick since day one before having horrible diarrhea and spending a whole day bedridden. Might have been something from the hotel, or it might have been a meat skewer I had at a boat.

[Anonymous No.11433181]

I get diarrhea once a year if that. I don't understand this phenomenon, but I do cook 90% of my meals.

[Anonymous No.11433200]

When I travel my shits are actually healthier than back home. I think it's because the USA has shit food in general

[Anonymous No.11433203]

>>11433200
>wha usa is so shit i realize when i travel

fuck off

[Anonymous No.11433233]

I spent a week in Marrakesh and got what I suspect was food poisoning twice. Nearly choked on my own vomit in my sleep one night. I tried to keep my hands clean but it was hard to find a sink with soap.

[Anonymous No.11433255]

>>11432520
I fucking hate this shit.

A. Do the same hairstyle on both pictures
B. Try to actually sleep at leaat once before you take picture.
C. If you rip apart eyebrows/eyelashes and dump toxic waste on your face for years, of course your face will look fucked up.

[Anonymous No.11433360]

My stomach can handle most things, but every time that satsumas come into season over here (literally now) and are on sale so do i fucking stuff myself and get the shits, just last week i ate over 2kg of the saucy little bastards in a single day, after a full week of already binge eating them.

I think it just be me getting too much vitamin C, but IMO it's worth it.

Same thing happens but to a lesser extent when blood oranges come in season (mainly because they are a bigger hassle to peel).

[Anonymous No.11434139]

>>11432021
>Think i should still get tested after all that time?
Sure, if only to know whether you have Hep-A immunity or not. If you don't, get vaccinated.

[Anonymous No.11434141]

>>11434139
Also, so that in the future, you'll know whether antibodies mean a fresh infection or have always been there.
Medical histories are important when seeking a diagnosis.

[Anonymous No.11434554]

How did you guys have food poisoning like fucking pussy? I once had drunk stale milk, did not have ay effect on me. Genes like you guys destined to be virgin forever

[Anonymous No.11434599]

>>11434554
Hi LA Beast!

[Anonymous No.11434758]

someone post that webm of the cute street vendor with nice titties

[Anonymous No.11434773]

>>11427470
Yeah, I've had 0 problems in China and I've been living here for over 2 years. The only time I get diarrhea is the next morning after hotpot and it's because I choose to consume a ton of spicy oil.

[Anonymous No.11435499]

>>11427470
The best when you have explosive diarrhea with alternating vomiting streams, every 10 minutes, all night, untill nothing but clean water comes out of your ass, haha. I had that once in Bucharest from drinking... water. It was funny, I wanted to die.

[Anonymous No.11435502]

>>11427154
There was an asian fast-food restaurant near me that had a really awesome peanut sauce.
I always got diarrhea, but the sauce was so good.

[Anonymous No.11435873]

>>11427163
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.11435878]

>>11427154
I wouldn't eat from a street vendor in the first place

[Anonymous No.11435883]

>>11435878
BUT THEN HOW WILL YOU BE A TRUE CULTURE TOURIST

YOU NEED TO INGEST ALL THE LOCAL PARASITES AND BACTERIA FOR THE REAL AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE

[Anonymous No.11435934]

>>11427154
sauce on pic

[Anonymous No.11436010]

>>11434141
Thanks for your insight, I was going to get a check-up soon anyway. I'll talk about it with my doctor

[Anonymous No.11436126]

>>11435878
>>11435883
You're the types that eat at american fastfood chains when you go to another country, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.11436169]

>be filthy indonfag
>boarding shcool gaijin friend want to eat traditional indon foods
>went to a restaurant near the campus. the place is clean and pretty cheap (for tourists)
>he said this is not what he meant by "traditional food"
>he want something like what he saw in anthony bourdain show
>went to food stall on the side of the road
>day later he got diarrhea and bedridden for a week
why are white people stomach so weak

[Anonymous No.11436204]

>>11436169
Genetic deficiency, desu.

[Anonymous No.11436239]

>>11436169

We arent used to consuming fecal matter on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.11436254]

>>11427154
Chinese food. Specifically chicken in peanut sauce.

[Anonymous No.11436507]

>>11432520

[Anonymous No.11436546]

>>11427154
they look identical

[Anonymous No.11436556]

>>11427199
>9/10s

I hope this isn't their age

[Anonymous No.11436587]

>>11436556
I hope it is.

[Anonymous No.11436610]

I've eaten mystery food off street carts in some pretty exotic places and never got sick. However I did get food poisoning at a fancy French restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11436854]

>>11436610
That's not surprising. Read Orwell's "Down and Out in Paris and London" where he describes his horror stories of working in parisian restaurants.