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What's your signature dish, /ck/? You know, the one you're pretty good at making and you make when you don't know what else to cook?

>> No.11423329

Pizza rolls

>> No.11423335

>>11423324
She looks tiny

>> No.11423336

mac and cheese?

>> No.11423364

>>11423324
I'd like her to use those buff arms to jack my cock until I shit

>> No.11423376

Umm scrambled eggs?
And I can make an awesome kapuśniak (slav sauerkraut soup)

>> No.11423381

>>11423324
I'd like to think pizza or lasagna

when it comes down to not knowing what to cook usually just fry some veggies and protein and toss it over a bed of greens.

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>>11423324
Sundubu jjigae!! ^.^

>> No.11423667
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>>11423324
Don't google it. Gross tattoos. Why do women do this?

>> No.11423787

>>11423376
Interested in that last one. How do you do it?

>> No.11423800

Risotto

>> No.11423855

>>11423364
thank you for that image. laughed out loud in a fucking plane

>> No.11423861

Pasketti and meeeatbal! :DD

>> No.11423875

>>11423667
I'm sure they're heartbroken at your dismissal

>> No.11423897
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11423897

>>11423875
Perhaps they will take a liking to a nice guy like you

>> No.11423923

I have a few but pollo ala creme is usually my best received. Being a white guy in flyoverville people have never had it and love it.

>> No.11423943

>>11423897
>implying it's not more fedora to despise tattoos
Hows that zoot suit fit?

>> No.11423948

>>11423943
tattoos have not been useful since 1945

>> No.11423952

>>11423948
Based and redpilled

>> No.11423957

carbonara or burgers

>> No.11423965
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>>11423943
>I'm a unique individual because I mutilated myself to piss off mommy and daddy

>> No.11423999

>>11423965
>I cant process people wanting to do different things with their bodies so it's all bad!
Let me give you a quick *tip* my fine, intellectual gentleman!

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>>11423999
>maybe she'll see this thread and appreciate me!
She's too shy to say anything, a true lady never expresses interest

>> No.11424065

I make a pretty damn good butter chicken

>> No.11424079

>>11423943
>Hows that zoot suit fit?
Is this an actual thing again?
Are people wearing them?

>> No.11424092

>>11424079
Pinstripes are back. Pleats are back. High waists are back. Shoulder pads are back. Peak lapels are back.

We're not going to see another zoot suit era (there never really was a "zoot suit era" in mainstream society btw), but we're definitely done with skinny suits.

>> No.11424421

>>11424092
Show that godawful pic of your /fa/ meetup, faggot.

>> No.11424463

>>11424421
I’m 45. I would be very out of place at an event like that.

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>>11424092
Thanks for the reply.
>High waists are back.
I assume you are talking dudes fashion,my favorite thing about the mid 2000's would be the ladies wearing very low waisted jeans.
>Shoulder pads.
Again,is this what dudes are wearing,kind of embarrassing.
I lived through the 80's,I hated that look,but they are probably less obvious now.

off topic,you're 45?
I'm 40,so I guess you would grab me by the wrist and force me to slap myself while you say "Stop hitting yourself!"
Well,sir,I would have you know that I would accuse you,in song form mind you,of stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.
Just a heads up.
>there never really was a "zoot suit era" in mainstream society btw
I heard it was a small west coast America thing,only remembered because during the war even cloth was somewhat rationed,and Mexican Americans loved them some big suits,new found wealth and all,and there was violence,I bet is was more of a race thing.

>> No.11424954

A London broil that is cut into 1/2 inch to 1 inch cubes that I toss in the oven, sear them and toss them together into a large container containing some form of cooked potatoes (quartered steamed Idaho potatoes, frozen shoestring fries fried in vegetable oil, or frozen steak fries baked in a crisper pan) throw on a bunch of seasonings (sea salt, cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper) drown it in steak sauce (takes a small bottle for a batch) and toss it around to make sure everything is covered.

>> No.11425059

>>11424622
Is this effay

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Cheesy pasta

>> No.11425202

>>11423324
Chips & salsa.

>> No.11425213

>>11425176
dear lord
i guess that's one way to make mac and cheese

>> No.11425537

>>11425213
Kids love it, I done cooked this three times last week

>> No.11425788

>>11425642
yeah but i wouldn't ask the guy to squeeze my head between his thighs like a watermelon

>> No.11425642

>>11423324
>girl goes into a restaurant
>orders that much food and eats it by herself
>everyone praises her and possibly calls her a "badass" for eating that much.

>guy does the same
>everyone gives him a dirty look
>calls him a loser

you know this is true.

>> No.11425808

>>11423324
A pesto slathered salmon filet brailed until lightly blackened, but cooked inside.

Served with linguine in a garlic butter or Alfredo sauce, and rice pilaf.with a bit of adobo and turmuric to add some color contrast. Simple salad with a raspberry walnut vinagarette on the side. Small antipasto platter if serving 4 or more people.

Simple to make, Takes maybe 45 minutes to prep and 10 to cook. Tends to look impressive. It's my go to meal for when I cook for somebody the first time.

>> No.11425666

Halal chicken and rice. Never had the NYC street cart that the recipe is based on, but it's come out fantastic every time.

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>>11423324
All I see is two desserts and a main. Served at the same time.
OCD OVERLOAD.

>> No.11426199
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11426199

Spaghetti Carbonara.

I buy one of those bacon blocks that are a thick slab of meat, cut some up, cook it up with some garlic while preparing the pasta, then mixing it together, throwing in the pepper, before lowering the heat to basically nothing, waiting 3 minutes, then throwing in beaten eggs into the mix and mix until incorporated. I sprinkle the cheese on top when I'm about to eat, but don't use it when actually making the dish. It's pretty good.

>> No.11426202

>>11424622
>kind of embarrassing.
What's embarrassing is wearing an outdated suit and thinking it's still ok. You're allowed to do that when you're in your 70s. And no, "shoulder pads" doesn't mean separate physical foam pads, like women had in the old days. It just means the unconstructed "neapolitan" (sic) shoulder is dead.

>> No.11426234

>>11423324
I'm really good at cooking mushrooms

>> No.11427565

>>11426199
it's pretty quick and easy. Also not hard to make filling by adding non traditional things i bet

>> No.11427569

>>11423324
crepes

>> No.11427652

>>11423324
Stir Fry or whatever shit I can find in the fridge

>> No.11427666

>>11427652
Reported

>> No.11427734

>>11423324
Szechuan Chicken or Chankonabe.
I also love making pizza.

The simplest go-to is probably Pasta fried with leftover sausage and garlic/chili. My dad used to call that Pasta Asciutta, i never bothered to check if that's actually italian or he was just meming.

>> No.11428307

>>11427734
Nice rock and mortimer reference

>> No.11428515
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>>11423667
>Gross tattoos
Um, sexist and misogynist much?

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11428554

>>11423335
When women, who are naturally short anyway, put on mass they look even shorter. In this case she looks like a midget.

>> No.11428577

If i have all day, braised chuck roast. If I don't, shrimp linguine.

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>>11423324
Steak with sauteed garlic broccoli and brussel sprouts

>> No.11428928

>>11428515
I don't expect a virgin, and student loan debt is fine, but if you're in $10k worth of credit card debt and your epidermis is thoroughly mutilated, consider lowering your expectations from a mate

>> No.11428942

never marry a girl with tattoos

>> No.11428996

i'm good at research
i'm good at understanding and following directions
tell me what to make and i promise i'll nail it

>> No.11429808

>>11425788
Someone post the webm. You know the one I'm talking about.

>> No.11430449

>>11429808
is it the watermelon one

>> No.11430669

A basic bitch sirloin cooked to medium.

>> No.11430675

>>11423324
BLT potato salad.

If I'm remembering correctly, its basically the normal recipe, but with green onion instead of yellow, you fry up some bacon to crumple and add (and fry a minced garlic clove in the bacon grease), plus some halved cherry tomatoes, then serve on lettuce.

It might be a big reddit meme, but bacon is literally cheating when it comes to making something into a hit.

>> No.11430682

>>11428554
what an odd boner....

>> No.11430700

>>11428554
>>11430682
>tfw no sexy dwarf gf

>> No.11430715

mushroom stew/soup

>> No.11431560

>>11430675
Damn i could go for a BLT today

>> No.11431595

>>11430682
Yeah how strange that you would be attracted to a woman who is attractive

>> No.11431867

>>11423897
He doesn't even look that bad he just needs to ditch the hat and get contact lenses

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>>11423324
A good pasta with broccoli, parmesan cheese, garlic, olive oil, salt & pepper. (sometimes with bits of crunchy bacon)
Easy and cheap to do.

>> No.11432472

Carbonara is pretty ez to whip up when you're hungry

>> No.11432755

>>11425537

your wifes kids right

>> No.11432758

>>11427652
This is quite good

>> No.11432796

>>11423667
you gotta be some special kind of incel to turn a woman down for tattoos lol. Only guys who never get laid keep coming up with minor reasons not to be attracted to a woman because it makes them validate WHY women don't like them or why they don't get laid "Oh she just wasn't my type" "gross she's probably a whore"
pretty pathetic

>> No.11432806

>>11432796
Shut your roast hole you cigar tray. Hoes with tattoos are 100% damaged goods

>> No.11432819

>>11428554
damn she's hot

>> No.11432834

>>11428554
>tfw no hot midget gf to make your cock look absolutely gigantic

>> No.11432860

>>11432806
that's gonna be a YIKES from me. You know a big sign that you're a virgin? is using the word "roastie" that word doesn't even exist in the real world. if you asked 100 women what it meant you'd get probably 2 who were familiar with it. And if you tried to explain what it meant to a group of women you'd get made fun of and probably laughed to a suicide you'll eventually commit anyway because you're pathetic.

stop falling for anti-woman propaganda, it's going to keep you from procreating. Not like you have much of a chance anyway, but your first step is to let go of all the programming.

You'll grow up one day though

>> No.11432871

>>11432834
Just go asian, same difference.

>> No.11432877

>>11432796
show your tramp stamp

>> No.11432892

Kinkkukiusaus

>> No.11432904
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>>11432877
cringe. How do you go through life not being able to look at or talk to women in public? It must get kind of depressing after a while right? I mean considering you're not larping that is, which you probably are. Unless you're honestly this brainwashed by /pol/

>> No.11432912

>>11432904
i'm not the guy you're replying to but r9k is where the anti woman shit comes from, retard. get you shit straight.

>> No.11432948

>>11432860
You know that there is nothing that you can write to me to make me feel about my life? I have things in order unlike babies first troll right here, come back when you know how to start the good ol Jhon Deer. What I am telling you is that roasties with tattoos are damaged goods that people over the age of 18 do not take serious in any way, good day to you m lady

>> No.11432980

>>11425146
Not even toasted bread? Cmon dude.

>> No.11432990

>>11428554
Okay, dwarf aside, is any guy ACTUALLY attracted by the whole navel piercing thing? I have never met a guy who is, they always seem to prefer their women not having any. I'm pretty sure it's the same deal with women being so obsessed with eyebrows, it's to show off to other women and that's it. They creep me out and they ruin good nude pics for me all the time.

>> No.11433020

>>11423324
I could throw her but she could throw me haha

>> No.11433088

It might be shameful, but I just butterfly some chicken breast and marinate it in this weird Hawaiian teriyaki marinade that I buy at my local grocery store. I’ll also do some vegetables and rice with it. People always think it’s amazing. It’s what I make for guests.

>> No.11433174

anything with a satay sauce

>> No.11433254

so much reddit

>> No.11433390

>>11433020
that's gay

>>11433254
you're gay

>> No.11433672

>>11423364
I suggest seeing a urologist

>> No.11433685

>>11432912
nigga /pol/ has like 10 anti-women threads up at all times. not to mention all the "black bull" cuck threads. It's loser central. Only reason to go there is when a happening is going on.

>> No.11434448

>>11432990
Are you attracted to earrings? Are you turned off by earrings? Normal piercings are things I don't really notice, I've never heard anyone make a comment about navel piercings

>> No.11434463

Flame grilled chicken with tomatillo salsa, veggies and rice/beans

Doesn't sound like much but that plate is always a hit

>> No.11434485

>>11423324
I like making boeuf bourguignon simply because it tastes fucking great and people are always impressed because it sounds complicated

>> No.11434494

>>11428919
cringe and bluepilled on-topic poster

>> No.11434505

>>11423457
yes

>> No.11434628

>>11423324
pork roast, or a roast chicken
potatoes, carrots, onion
garlic bread
salad
reasonably appropriate bottle of wine.

>> No.11435975

>>11432860
>yikes

>> No.11436042

>>11432796
Lol. I dumped a girl over her getting a tattoo. I told her in no uncertian terms that I would do so before hand and she did it anyway. She then tried to accuse me of controlling her, to which I replied that she was free to mutilate herself just as I was free to leave her. Tattoos are a sure sign of mental issues and they completly ruin the aesthetics of the female body. I'm sorry you didn't realize your tramp stamp would permanently bar you from a decent mate when you got it but actions have consequences.

>> No.11436064

I make decent tonkatsu.

>> No.11436088

>>11428554
she's like a latina version of what i always think LotR female dwarves would look like

>> No.11436091

>>11431867
i'm guessing he's probably also a shit personality tho

>> No.11436095

>>11436042
You are controlling

>> No.11436100

>>11436042
>Lol
why do you treat it as a word? it's an acronym, either capitalize the entire thing or don't use it

>> No.11436111

>>11436095

Having standards and keeping them isn't controlling beta cuck. He warned her that he doesn't want his girl to have tattoos. She got one anyway, he split.

It would be different if they were married but that wasn't the case. Dumb slut BTFO.

>> No.11436112

>>11423324
chicken piccata
>overcook chicken breast
>add canned chicken broth, rosemary stalks, mexican crema
>wait a couple minutes
>add squeeze of lemon juice and capers, take off the heating element

>> No.11436123

if it's fast food then shrimp sautéed in butter and garlic or duck confit and pomme de terre sarladaise
otherwise any of the slow cooking typical french meal like veal blanquette

>> No.11436181

>>11436111
Well it is if she doesnt agree to it, but he still expects her to follow his rules. If you're that autistic about tattoos you should probably be a little more thorough on who you date

>> No.11436195

I make good tex mex
But only with chicken :^)
And white rice ;^)

>> No.11436213

>>11436181

>If you're that autistic about tattoos you should probably be a little more thorough on who you date

Which is why he stopped dating her.

What are you? Retarded?

>> No.11436216

>>11436213
Right because he couldn't control her

>> No.11436226

>>11436216
>Right because he couldn't control her
No.
Because he was being throurough about who he dated.

>> No.11436228

>>11436226
Yes. He wants a woman he can control and tell what to do and what not to do and she didnt fit the bill

>> No.11436233

>>11436228
What makes you think it is "control" in general and not just a specific aversion to tattoos?

Can you explain what, exactly, differentiates "controlling" from being selective about who one dates?

>> No.11436240

>>11436233
Because if he was simply selective he wouldnt have been dating her after getting to know her and recognizing they dont meet on things like tattoos.
Instead he probably saw it as a challenge to gain control over a woman and morph her into something he wanted, but then failed

>> No.11436241

>>11436228

Ok, I take back what I said. You arn't a beta cuck, you are clearly female because this logic doesn't follow and it seems very defensive.

Relationships outside of marriage have no permanency. Either party can end the arrangement if they choose to do so. He made it clear to her that he doesn't date people with tattoos. She decided she didn't care and got the tattoo anyway. He broke off the relationship to no one's surprise.

There is nothing controlling about this situation, he has certain preferences in a girlfriend and she no longer fit the bill so he broke it off.

You can't say he should be more thorough with who he dates and then call him controlling when the person he thought he was dating changes in a major way to him. It makes no sense to your argue that he wasn't being picky enough and then turn around and say he was being controlling for being picky.

That is women logic.

>> No.11436256

>>11436240

This train of thought bares no resemblance to a well thought out argument.

Controlling would be telling her she needs to have it removed or forcibly stopping her from getting it. He did none of that. He gave her a warning that he doesn't like tattoos and that it's a deal breaker, she did it anyway, he broke the relationship off.

Literally no one is at fault because fair warning was had and she was given free will to do what she wanted.

If she feels bad that he left her then in that case she is at fault. She knew the consequence of getting the tattoo and did it anyway. That was a power move by her, if she doesn't feel bad then it sounds like it was an amicable break up. He doesn't like tattooed girls and so he is now free to pursue a women who has no tattoos, and she particularly likes tattoos and is free to get as many as she wants.

It's a win-win for both people.

>> No.11436263

>>11436240
Your brain is a special kind of broken.

>>11436241
>>It makes no sense to your argue that he wasn't being picky enough and then turn around and say he was being controlling for being picky.
This.

>> No.11436281

Uhhh... potatoes, green beans and chicken breast. No seasoning of course.

>> No.11436294

>>11436095
>>11436181
>>11436216
>>11436228
>>11436240
I'm:>>11436042
You are reaching really hard to paint me as some controlling asshole. Says alot more about your experiences than it does mine. The whole point of dating someone is to see if you are compatible for a life long relationship. The breaking point for me in this case was when she voluntarily mutilated herself in a way that made her, in my eyes, physically repulsive. I gave her fair warning that that action would be the end of our relationship because I am not going to stay with someone I am repulsed by. She choose to do it of her own free will so I choose to end our relationship, also of my own free will. You seem to belive I should have either been forced to stay with her despite her negative actions or I should have had psychic abilities to know at the beginning that she would do this. Either option shows you have a very unrealistic view of adult relationships.

>> No.11436323

>>11436241
>>11436256
>>11436263
>>11436294
What you're all seeming to neglect is the fact that he laughed over it and simply stated that was the only reason he left the woman. Because she didnt listen to him over a piece of ink on her body.
Anyone who is simply selective can recognize a mismatch quick, and if not then they were interested in them in some way that they then completely throw out the window because she got a tattoo.
Yes you're controlling.

>> No.11436332

>>11423324
Well if I plan a bit a safe bet is shepherd/ cottage pie, or Sunday gravy sauce for some pasta, left overs, and hearty.

Otherwise if I'm not, I cook up some rice, and find what ever I can scrounge in my fridge, freezer or pantry, usually a medley random veggies, a sauce of some sort and either beans or a meat. Basically a rice bowl.

>> No.11436348

>>11436323
>What you're all seeming to neglect is the fact that he laughed over it and simply stated that was the only reason he left the woman

What you seem to be incapable of understanding that truthfully no reason has to be given for ether party to end the relationship. Giving her the reason was a courtesy as was giving her a warning to begin with.

There was nothing controlling about the decision.

>> No.11436352

>>11436348
Sure thing brah. You'll find that pile of jello you're itching for some day

>> No.11436356

>>11436100
Calm down Stannis

>> No.11436369

My chili has won a couple cook offs and always seems to never have leftovers if I bring it to a football party. I'm happy to share it with y'all because I really like it and I think it's worth spreading and making more people happy:

Ingredients:
-4-5 pound chuck roast
-3 strips of thick bacon, diced
-1 16 oz can of chipotles in adobo sauce
-1 standard can of tomato puree (spring for the good italian stuff)
-2 whole dried and toasted ancho chilis
-3 cups beef bone stock
-1 can pinto beans
-1 can red beans
-1 large onion finely diced
-1 large green bell finely diced
-2 freznos cut down the middle with seeds removed and cut into slivers
-1 small red bell finely diced
-3 cloves garlic
-2 tablespoons blackstrap molasses
-1 spice blend batch
-neutral oil

Spice batch:
-2 tablespoons dark unsweetened cocoa powder
-3 tablespoons chili powder
-2 tablespoons cumin
-1 teaspoon mexican orgegano
-1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes.
-2 teaspoons paprika
-1 table spoon ground black pepper
-salt to taste

-Pre-salt your chuck roast the night before and leave it for minimum 8 hours to sit in the fridge
-Set your oven to 275º
-Blend your chipotles in sauce with the tomato puree and set aside
-In a shallow soup pan on a medium heat range, sweat down your bacon and remove once it starts to brown.
-Add in your sofrito (diced peppers and onion) into the leftover fat and sweat down until onions start to become translucent but not all the way cooked through
-Add a couple tablespoons of oil if not lubricated enough and add in your spice batch and diced garlic. Saute with veggies until the mix begins to smell
-Kill the heat and place the chuck roast in the pan, then add in your chipotle and tomato mixture, beef stock, bacon pieces, and finally the whole anchos
-Into the oven for about 3-4 hours, until the meat shreds with little effort
-During the last hour, add drained beans
-Serve with a dollop of sour cream and a few shreds of sharp cheddar

>> No.11436370

>>11436369
I forgot to mention that if your chili comes out a little too one note, add the molasses to help round out the chilis. It'll help cut the acid without making it sweet

>> No.11436373

>>11426199
Based. My go to is spaghetti all'arrabbiata, but I also like a good carbonara. Why are pasta dishes the fucking best?

>> No.11436376

>>11436369
Recipe looks better than average.
I'm sad to see canned beans there though. And worst of all: only two anchos for that much chili? Hell, I'd use 4 per pound. They're mild.

>> No.11436384

>>11436323
I wasn't laughing at her you retard I was laughing at you for your idiotic assertion that the only reason a man could find tattoos repulsive is that he is a virgin

>> No.11436387

>>11436376
They impart flavor if you do low and slow cooking, which is why you don't need as many. Believe me when I was adding a ton of them with the low and slow method, that's all your tasting. The flavors aren't getting cooked out at a high heat so it's a very different cooking method.

Also in terms of the canned beans, with a dish like this it's not actually that big a deal because they're getting covered up by the other flavors so you're not exactly missing out on abuela's soaked beans in lard method. You could absolutely sub whatever bean method you prefer with no issue, but having done many methods with the beans throughout my chili trials, I've found that it doesn't make that much difference long term. As long as you're not buying a shitty brand or heaven forbid a pre-seasoned can you're good.

>> No.11436396

>>11436369
>bone stock
I don't know why this triggers me. Sounds good, about a bit basic. A bit of coffee and dark chocolate

>> No.11436398

>>11436396
>Blatantly states chocolate

wow /ck/ actually is the retard board

>> No.11436399

>>11432990
ikr, is almost like people do those things because they want to

>> No.11436400

>>11436398
Yes, dark chocolate. It adds complexity, dumb fuck.

>> No.11436405

>>11436400
>blatantly states unsweetened cocoa powder which literally is dark chocolate

jesus man can you try and not act like you dropped out of high school to pursue NEETism early?

>> No.11436439

>>11436405
Are you fucking drunk or something? Your posts sound like you slammed your head in a car door a couple times.

>> No.11437128

>>11428928
it says "prefer", not "expect"

>> No.11437145

>>11433672
they'll jack my cock until I shit?

>> No.11437631
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>>11432796
>incel
>turn a woman down

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>>11436095
>>11436181
>>11436216
>>11436228
>>11436240
>>I don't want you to cheat on me
>Stop controlling my life! You're trying to mold me into your perfect woman, I'm not your fuckdoll.

>> No.11437677

My best dish is unfortunately my least “fancy”; I make a fantastic grilled cheese

>> No.11437923

>>11423324
Spicy lentil soup with bacon and whatever vegetables I happen to have.

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>>11423875
>the validity of your opinion is based on whether someone cares about it
Imagine being this drone.