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11422061 No.11422061 [Reply] [Original]

why did they kill 3d doritos

>> No.11422067

2D waifus are better than 3D ones?

>> No.11422070
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>>11422061

>> No.11422238

>>11422061
They had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

>> No.11422253

>>11422061
Because it’s no longer a viable marketing strategy. “3D” used to be something high- tech and cool but now it’s commonplace and no longer an attractive selling point

>> No.11422278

>>11422253
>3D
>high tech
wat? to be fair, I'd buy 4D Doritos

>> No.11422314

>>11422061
(((They))) have (((their))) *reasons*

>> No.11422347

because consumers got smart and realized you're paying for 85 percent air compared to regular doritos

>> No.11422367

same reason they killed nacho cheesier and cooler ranch, extreme don't sell no more

>> No.11422411

>>11422061
They didn't. They quietly moved them all to Mexico in a reverse illegal immigration scheme. Now, Mexicans run across the border, go to a gas station, realize there are no 3D doritos, and go back home in disgust. It has reduced illegal immigration by 95%.

But America has lost because now 3D Doritos are no longer available in the land of the free. WE have become the 3rd world and Mexico has the technological lead with 3D snacking technology.

>> No.11422800

>>11422061
they were gross

>> No.11422803

>>11422278
chips that move through time?
>>11422347
this is just a shot in the fucking dark but i'm guessing you paid for weight

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>>11422061
Because we are paying for the sins of our Parents. There's always Bugles, I guess...

>> No.11424177

They also apparently required different machines in the factory to produce and therefore I guess wasn't cost effective to make over a long period of time

>> No.11424189

>>11424177
Maybe they had another company make them, since buying different machinery to make something briefly isn't very smart

>> No.11424247

>>11422816
trash
not that doritos 3d weren't

>> No.11424253

>>11422411
thank you for taking the time to write this, i enjoyed reading it.

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>>11422061
>killed 3d doritos
Based

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>>11422803
>chips that move through time?
Ever heard of a tesseract, retard?

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>>11425531
>Bending time and space to make more interesting snacks