Pet bird laid an egg. Bananas for scale. What do?

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Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:13:15 2018 No.11412614 [Reply] [Original]

Pet bird laid an egg. Bananas for scale. What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:15:13 2018 No.11412622 >>11412614 sit on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:18:55 2018 No.11412637 >>11412622 too small. i left it in her cage for 2 days in case she wanted to sit on it but she doesn't give a shit about it apparently

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:19:14 2018 No.11412640 >>11412614 Hatch it and raise it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:20:54 2018 No.11412646 >>11412640 it's unfertilized, she's a single bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:27:23 2018 No.11412665 File: 1.07 MB, 497x280, tenor (2).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this, an egg for ants!?!!?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:32:40 2018 No.11412680 >>11412646 fertilize it yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:42:25 2018 No.11412700 >>11412665 cockatiels are small, bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:49:45 2018 No.11412721 >>11412614 Make an extremely small baveuse French omelette

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:52:57 2018 No.11412738 Leave it till christmas and put a coloured tinfoil wrapping around it. Then casually ask a relative if they wanna try a white chocolate egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:56:16 2018 No.11412748 >>11412614 stick your dick in it, you tiny-peckered weirdo

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:51:49 2018 No.11413304 It’s Halloween, go outside and throw it at someone’s house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:14:44 2018 No.11413335 >>11412614 eat it for science

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:20:06 2018 No.11413337 >>11412614 Why not let it hatch? free replacement bird when yours dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:27:30 2018 No.11413345 >>11412614 go back to imgur you sack of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:12:50 2018 No.11413428 Make a soft boiled egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:26:06 2018 No.11413451 File: 67 KB, 617x603, 1432109131643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413345 Came here just to say hi imgur but you beat me to it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:39:08 2018 No.11413468 File: 3 KB, 389x280, brown-chicken-egg-happy-face-260nw-440871928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11412614 Thats fucking cute. You should draw a happy face on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:40:14 2018 No.11413469 >>11412614 Post your birb

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:43:43 2018 No.11413474 File: 470 KB, 1080x1629, 20181101_114216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413469 He won't face the camera tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:48:31 2018 No.11413479 >>11413474 turn around you stupid whore

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:50:18 2018 No.11413483 File: 533 KB, 1080x1628, 20181101_114926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413479 Oh no he heard you !

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 07:04:51 2018 No.11413498 Egg in pussy, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 07:11:39 2018 No.11413505 >>11412614 Make tiny omlette

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:00:12 2018 No.11413661 Make your bird some scrambled eggs for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:01:27 2018 No.11413664 >>11413474 >>11413483 We wanted the bird not the broad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:03:39 2018 No.11413666 >>11412614 return to reddit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:06:55 2018 No.11413672 File: 59 KB, 760x494, 1332202870546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413483

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:07:05 2018 No.11413673 >>11413483 Do you exclusively date niggers and rich white men? You look like you contribute to falling birth rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:09:48 2018 No.11413680 File: 2.20 MB, 600x338, anigif_enhanced-23422-1423678454-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11412614 Here's your (you).

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:12:36 2018 No.11413685 >>11413673 >You look like you contribute to falling birth rate Says the virgin

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:13:06 2018 No.11413689 >>11412614 Those are some big bananas. Where did you buy those humongous bananas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:15:37 2018 No.11413691 File: 408 KB, 416x450, 1539671986580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413685 I will smear feces on your upper lip and give you a 20 cc creampie you dumb bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:20:49 2018 No.11413698 File: 1.76 MB, 408x225, Yikes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413691 You do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:23:56 2018 No.11413699 File: 374 KB, 553x337, 1540582806075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413698 Ok you're going to have 2 little native warriors running around the house in 9 months though

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:39:24 2018 No.11413729 >>11413483 LONDON O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:41:05 2018 No.11413732 >>11412738 Op this one The food poisoning one

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:19:12 2018 No.11413818 File: 17 KB, 244x238, 1526661077023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413483

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 11:06:03 2018 No.11413911 >>11412738 You glorious sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 11:14:15 2018 No.11413932 >>11413673 I am positive you are also contributing to the falling birth rate, but I'm ok with that

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 11:18:53 2018 No.11413940 Eat those bananas, they look like they have a day or two before they go bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:29:24 2018 No.11414241 >>11412680 The egg or the bird?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:35:39 2018 No.11414265 >>11413474 >>11413483 >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:37:01 2018 No.11414269 File: 95 KB, 386x363, 1534562741668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413474 >>11413483 pls have a penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:37:39 2018 No.11414270 >>11412614 >Bananas for scale Go back to 9Fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:40:58 2018 No.11414286 >>11413685 based and redpilled Anon btfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:41:43 2018 No.11414291 >>11412614 >laid an egg >>11413483 >>11413474 Calls it he...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:42:58 2018 No.11414294 >>11413483 Male birds don't lay eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:42:58 2018 No.11414293 >>11413474 >>11413483 your mistake was posting this

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:44:00 2018 No.11414300 File: 134 KB, 1024x1024, 1539342577044m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413685 Fuckin roasted

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:59:48 2018 No.11414380 >>11414269 Anna_lisa_wagner You are welcome

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 14:49:41 2018 No.11414562 File: 311 KB, 424x358, 1534798024259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11414300

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 15:03:31 2018 No.11414630 >>11413474 >>11413483 Get a decent camera. I can't see whether that's a bird or a growth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 18:14:38 2018 No.11415287 >>11413474 >>11413483 That's not a cockatiel, looks more like a love bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 19:19:55 2018 No.11415548 File: 2.03 MB, 1172x1168, sleepin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP here, dunno why someone completely derailed this thread. Here's the bird who laid the egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 19:23:23 2018 No.11415560 File: 1.78 MB, 1186x1174, sprouts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also all y'all who responded to that obvious bait are stupid, that person called that bird a "he" repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 19:39:15 2018 No.11415611 >>11415560 My elementary school friend had a pet bird named Yoshi that looked like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 19:41:01 2018 No.11415616 >>11415560 Can you put her on your head and take a photo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 19:41:47 2018 No.11415620 >>11412614 Make world's tiniest omelette

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:02:57 2018 No.11415691 File: 1.66 MB, 992x1162, sure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415616 >>11415620 thought about that desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:32:38 2018 No.11415801 >>11415691 Why do you have lice bugs on your scalp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:36:23 2018 No.11415811 >>11412614 Throw it on a car

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:45:09 2018 No.11415844 File: 28 KB, 300x250, 4G6NMDWKKj-6[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415811

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:47:56 2018 No.11415853 File: 80 KB, 1333x900, 245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413474 >>11413483 WOMAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:05:18 2018 No.11415894 >>11412700 Lmfao u said cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:15:03 2018 No.11415944 take care of it and raise it you will be rewarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:23:22 2018 No.11415974 File: 1000 KB, 945x781, wow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wow its so big yea i can nute to this thanks femanon

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:36:49 2018 No.11416012 >>11415691 >balding from the side My condolence

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:37:51 2018 No.11416016 >>11415974 >>11414380

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:39:49 2018 No.11416025 >>11415691 She likes her new nest

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 08:30:31 2018 No.11417590 >>11413685 Men fon't carry, so it doesn't really stand

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:06:11 2018 No.11417751 >>11413474 PLEASE be my gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:18:23 2018 No.11417783 >>11413474 >hey everyone look at my bird

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:23:29 2018 No.11417794 >>11412614 cockatoo eggs are probably not toxic

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:25:51 2018 No.11417797 >>11413474 Post feminine benis please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:27:02 2018 No.11417799 File: 11 KB, 205x246, 1465130456747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11413474 >>11413483 What even is this place anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:28:32 2018 No.11417803 >>11413474 >>11413483 please be in mississauga, ontario canada

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:28:47 2018 No.11417804 >>11417799 just wait, she going to show us boobs and eat birb for breakfast

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:33:20 2018 No.11417816 >>11413474 >>11413483 one of these days 4chan will learn that it's not real unless there's a timestamp but today is not that day

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:33:22 2018 No.11417817 >>11417804 >>11417803 >>11417799 >>11417797 >>11417783 >>11417751 Do you guys even read the thread? I'm starting to feel bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:37:58 2018 No.11417827 >>11412646 Wait Then how did she lay the egg?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:39:05 2018 No.11417831 >>11417827 They can lay unfertilized eggs, we adopted a duck that does this

Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:40:07 2018 No.11417836

>>11417817
Why the fuck would I waste time reading the abject nonsense that is posted on this site?
The only thing I do on 4chan is scroll through threads looking for pictures of females that I can masturbate to.
I'll occasionally read a post if I notice I got a You.
That's it.
I can't believe anyone would willingly read the threads here, that shit will make you retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:44:23 2018 No.11417846 >>11417836 this is ck, not b. We only have cute cat and fast-food images

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:46:27 2018 No.11417852 File: 6 KB, 218x194, mrpeppers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11417836 I read the articles on 4chan but to compensate I act like I just come for the boobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:48:56 2018 No.11417864 File: 5 KB, 300x168, 1469331753108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11417817 Just eat the fucking egg whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 10:50:16 2018 No.11417868 >>11413474 >>11413483 L O N D O N

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