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>Anon. Step forward.
>Please. Explain your dish.

>> No.11404881
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step forward?
I ain't no bitch chef

>> No.11404899

I made spagety :)
I followed the directions on the box and used a ragu jar

>> No.11404903

>>11404878
I made an idiot sandwich.

>> No.11404904

>>11404899
>I see, and the jar, did you smelt the glass yourself?

>> No.11404905

its pan fried sea scallops from the isle of skye with heritage apples, walnuts, celery and cider emulsion, chef!

>> No.11404910

>>11404881
>y-you got n-no r-respect... y-you th-think I'm sc-scared? *gulp* *stands behind security*
Fake tough guy Ramsoy BTFO by based wigger

>> No.11404913

>>11404905
>The pan, did you Smith it yourself?

>> No.11404920
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>>11404878
I love this man. You can feel every ounce of dedication for his job and he just wants the people to become better persons.

Also, he's good with kids.

The world did not deserve Gordon James Ramsay.

>> No.11404921

>>11404878

I call it chicken in a pumpkin.

I cooked a chicken inside of a pumpkin.

>> No.11404926

>>11404878
>[steps forward]
>[Takes out dick]
>You suck on it until white stuff comes out biiiiiiiitch

>> No.11404930

>>11404881
ha

>> No.11405021

>>11404926
Its BASED.>>11404926

>> No.11405023

Chicken tendies your highness, oven baked to perfection and served with ketchup. Tell your sous chef he's out, i'm in.

>> No.11405480

>>11404878
Its pussy on a platter nigga whats the matter
chef gang chef gang chef gang chef gang
put yo bitch salt on my dish i gave her a kid(damn)
but i'll cook yall dinner(mmm)
I put lean in the beef like anon with the nyquil
serve that shit up call that shit lean veal
I keep it real cast iron skill I clean with a sponge when the deal is done and the tool is still warm like the blood of the fool who thinks my food is for free?!
Nah bitch I am gourmet
I am the special today
Ten racks on a beef patty
My shit is museum worthy
My piss bottled in Tuscany
I eat handfuls of activated almonds
I appreciate RCcola
Give your wife a french mating press like a moroccan
She eat me up call that human gelato
Step up to the plate
I just finished your fate
I ain't serving with no jam
Enjoy them steamed damns, nigga
*drops the ladle I was rapping into*

>> No.11405485

I made a piss of myself you donkey

>> No.11405559
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An uncharismatic, shitty bald copy of you chef.

>> No.11405574

>>11405559
that motherfucker said bearnaise sauce wasn't put on steak in france.

>> No.11405615

>>11405574
He should be spit out and forced into the trash where he belongs along with the dish he was on

>> No.11405626

>>11404899
Jesus Christ, this jar. The glass is fucking frozen.

>> No.11405629

>>11404921
What's inside the chicken?

>> No.11405633

>>11404878
why did he start having his hair done all gay like that?

>> No.11405637

>>11405559
Wow the lead singer of Disturbed wears suits now?

>> No.11405638

why does redit love Ramsay. he's like the personification of "toxic masculinity"

>> No.11405641

>>11405638
he respects women so hard for literally no reason, it's so gay

>> No.11405687

>>11405629
Pumpkin

>> No.11405705

I can't actually cook, chef. I'm just here to try launch a career in media because life as a pleb is suffering. Anyway, I made burgers.

>> No.11405707
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>>11405687
I laughed

>> No.11406484

>>11405559
Did you know he has Italian heritage. He only mentions it 300 times per episode.

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>>11404878
Yes, chef.
My dish is a cynical deconstruction of Australian consumer culture, chef. I call it right fucked vegemite on toast. Enjoy cunt.

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>>11406538
Unironically though, how the frig are you meant to consume "deconstructed" dishes? Are you literally meant to eat each ingredient at a time or are you supposed to "construct" it yourself? I once ordered a deconstructed spanish coffee. The spaghetti was oozing

>> No.11406569

>>11406559
it’s like a lego set

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>>11406559
>Are you literally meant to eat each ingredient at a time
>are you supposed to "construct" it yourself?
Wow, way to miss the entire point, sweetie

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>>11406559
>>11406569

>> No.11406585

>>11406559
this is the worst post ive ever read here

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>>11406569
Huh? So the latter? Literally give you the plate before they finish putting it together and let you do it? For what purpose? That'll be $38.55 plus tip
>>11406577
>way to miss the entire point, sweetie
Well then miss sweet cupcake princess, why don't you fill me in?
>>11406585
At least I'm number one at something

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>>11406559
>how the frig are you meant to consume "deconstructed" dishes?
Well first of all you don't "consume" art.

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>>11405707
>>11406559
>>11406577
>>11406582
>>11406591
>>11406601
>>11406605

>> No.11406619

>>11404878
>VEAL TENDIES?! Fucking hell, get off my show.

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>>11406609

>> No.11406633

>>11406605
>>11406609
Yeah, I'm thinking you have nothing.
>you don't "consume" art
False. Art is a a form of entertainment. We consume entertainment every day

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>>11406633
>Art is a a form of entertainment. We consume entertainment every day

>> No.11406679

>>11406666

>> No.11406736

>>11404920
This but unironically. I want to impregnate his daughters and carry on the good genes.

>> No.11408556

>>11404881
>watch your step

>> No.11408753

>>11404878
You could present this fraud with a dish he cooked and he'd bitch about it

>> No.11409825

>>11404878
>Step forward
>Fart
>"S-sir I-"
>Before I get to finish I shit myself violently as Gordan Ramsey stuff his cock down my throat
>Burp

>> No.11409862

It's whiskey.

>> No.11410037
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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>> No.11410051

>>11409825
awesome post friend :)))

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>>11404878
It's shit Gordon.
I fucked it all up. Just like everything else in my life.

>> No.11410053

>>11404920
He cheats on his wife

>> No.11410164

>>11404878
I ain't gotta explain shit you overrated hack

>> No.11410190

>>11410052
Stop being a fag in drags

>> No.11410211

>>11410052
WHY? What HAPPENED!? TALK TO ME! Oh come on

>> No.11410215

YES CHEF!
>takes lid off of the plate revealing not just any chicken sandwich
FOR ME, ITS THE MCCHICKEN, TASTIEST OF ALL CHICKEN SANDWICHES

>> No.11410273

>>11404910
You are aware Ramsay has a black belt in karate and does MMA for fun, right?
>Don't be stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDW6xo5scU

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>>11404920
how is he going to cook the cat?

>> No.11410296

>>11410293
>CHADman
Nice

>> No.11410309

>>11410293
hot

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>>11410296
>>11410309
whenever he isn't drawing 5 year olds getting raped or ugly, inhuman dickgirls, shadman can be kind of charming

>> No.11410348

>>11404920
Gordon get off the internet

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bah buh coo chickan an salad an jello

>> No.11410625

>>11410052
I may be tough on the dish, but if you have any problem we could sort it out. I'll call it in with the rest of the crew.

>> No.11410654

>>11404904
>smelt the glass

>> No.11410662

>>11404913
Yes I did chef, it's a fine emulsion of d2 vg10 and sg2 knives lovingly confiscated from lesser chefs.

>> No.11411445

it's a milk steak with raw jelly beans bro

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>>11411445

>> No.11411503

>>11404878
man if you need an explanation for fucking pizza it's you who has some explaining to do. ...er, sir.

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It’s a magical sphere.
Praise the food orb