/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11394329]

>creates tastiest fruit in the world
>99% seed
fuck you too, god

[Anonymous No.11394333]

anón? can't that stuff cause early parkinson's?

[Anonymous No.11394400]

>>11394333
Stop being a fucking s0yb0y worrying about getting sick from what you eat

[Anonymous No.11394469]

>>11394329
>tastiest fruit in the world
>it looks ugly

[Anonymous No.11394481]

>>11394469
I'm sure your father made a similar comparison to your mother.

[Anonymous No.11395134]

>>11394329

Tastes good, but can smell like vomit

[Anonymous No.11395147]

>>11394400
Surely you jest?

[Anonymous No.11395704]

>>11395147
No. Quit being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.11395705]

>>11394329
I'd imagine the tastiest fruit on the plant would be an 11 year old trap

[Anonymous No.11395751]

>>11394400
These genes will not go far

[Anonymous No.11395755]

>>11395704
I love you anon. In a friendly way.

[Anonymous No.11395794]

>>11394329
what is this?

[Anonymous No.11395803]

>>11395704
No homo butt recent research says-

[Anonymous No.11395804]

>>11394329
Anon, I think you used the wrong picture.

[Anonymous No.11395878]

>>11394329
>tastiest fruit

[Anonymous No.11396134]

>>11394329
thats not a durian

[Anonymous No.11396144]

>>11394329
just genetically modify it like with grapes and shit nigga

[Anonymous No.11396183]

>>11395804
>tfw no store sells them where I live

[Anonymous No.11396186]

>>11396183
this is kinda close if you can get it

or even longans

[Anonymous No.11396258]

Taste good, but where I live they're probably one of the most expensive produce items at $7.99/lb. And there's probably like 2 shipments a year.
>tfw producecuck at grocery store
>help myself to free "samples" in the backroom when no one's around

[Anonymous No.11396274]

>>11396258
reported to the fbi, your IP is being traced as you read this post (yeah keep him reading a little longer... almost got it... we got the fucker

[Anonymous No.11396280]

>>11396258
Cringe
>>11396274
Based

[Anonymous No.11396286]

>>11394329
>tastiest fruit in the world
those are some funny looking mangoes

[Anonymous No.11396295]

>>11396286
>MANgo
Check your privileges, you filthy CIS scum!

[Anonymous No.11396299]

>>11396295
persongoes doesn't have the same ring to it

[Anonymous No.11396306]

>>11396299
The old name of mangoes is manwents. What about womangoes?

[Anonymous No.11396360]

my mango is to blow up

[Anonymous No.11396538]

>Seedless cherimoyas have been around for decades, but have not become common, either in home gardens or commercial orchards, because the trees are not very productive; the seeds are necessary for normal fruit development, so seedless fruits are small and misshapen. Researchers in Japan have also figured out how to make standard varieties of cherimoya seedless by controlling pollination and applying natural plant growth hormones called gibberellins, but this approach has not proved commercially practical.

tfw no progress since 2011

[Anonymous No.11396581]

>>11394400
>getting sick
It's Parkinson's Disease, not a fucking stomach flu. That's one of the few relatively common diseases that make cancer seem pleasant in comparison.

[Anonymous No.11396601]

>>11396581
Holy fucking shit you weak little fucking s0yb0y real men don't get Parkinson's or cancer because they have a strong immune system to cuck the shit out of these diseases

[Anonymous No.11396610]

>>11396601
Immune system would only help with cancer (by killing cancer cells before they get a chance to spread), not Parkinson's. If anything having a strong immune system could increase your chances of PD.

[Anonymous No.11396639]

>>11396610
>Immune system would only help with cancer (by killing cancer cells before they get a chance to spread)
If cancer spreads it means you have a weak immune system since it was unable to prevent spread

>If anything having a strong immune system could increase your chances of PD
That's what you get for not having a loyal immune system

[Anonymous No.11396810]

>>11396601
>>11396639
>strong immune system
>not s0y as fuck

enjoy your allergies and autoimmune cuck, real men enjoy life to the fullest and don't give af if they die of cancer

[Anonymous No.11396846]

>>11394329

[Anonymous No.11396858]

>>11396183
like >>11396186 said, longans are usually a close bet. they look like brown grapes with a hard shell. i like getting lychee flavoured things more than lychee by itself anyways though

[Anonymous No.11396928]

>>11396306
Womango away. Leave Grug in peace to eat.

[Anonymous No.11396938]

>>11394329
>create best thread in the world
>99% sneed
thank you, God

[Anonymous No.11396964]

>>11394329
maybe start growing them yourself and breed it out slowly

[Anonymous No.11396978]

>>11396846
>>11396938
Opened thread for these.

[Anonymous No.11396984]

>>11396964
It's fucking scary imagining how shitty fruits were before humans started favoring seedlessness and taste

[Anonymous No.11396992]

>>11394469
your point?

[Anonymous No.11396995]

>>11396134
*pukes eternally*

[Anonymous No.11396998]

>>11395878
Wow do they have internet in Shelbyville? Springfield fucking rules

[Anonymous No.11397015]

>>11396964
>>11396984
humans > nature
https://www.sciencealert.com/fruits-vegetables-before-domestication-photos-genetically-modified-food-natural

[Anonymous No.11397021]

>>11394400
Bro, my uncle died of Parkinsons. You don't want that shit. He slowly withered away into a weak, skeletal husk of his former self. He was always a funny guy, but in his final years his speech got so bad that we could barely understand what he was saying. (Not that it mattered, since he couldn't say more than a few words without exhausting himself.) He spent close to 5 years in an increasingly semi-lucid haze, shaking in a hospital bed. He couldn't even sit upright or pick something up without help. There was no dignity in his death. He was in his 60s, but died looking like a 100 year old man who starved.

Don't fuck with Parkinsons. There's no cure. It will kill you, it will be slow, and you will lose all you autonomy and identity while it happens.

[Anonymous No.11397026]

>>11397021
What causes it?

[Anonymous No.11397032]

>>11397021
It's strange how people can be against euthanasia. It would clearly have been better for him to have some time to say goodbye to his friends and family and die with dignity than spend the rest of his life alone at a hospital bed waiting for death.

[Anonymous No.11397051]

>>11397021

[Anonymous No.11398237]

>>11394481
cute

[Anonymous No.11398395]

>>11396360
i see you

[Anonymous No.11398686]

>>11396601
Nice false flag kike

[Anonymous No.11399183]

>>11397021
hahaha pussy ass bitch

[Anonymous No.11399196]

>>11395134
like cum

[Anonymous No.11399213]

>>11399196
If your cum smells like vomit there's something wrong with it... at least if it's fresh

[Anonymous No.11399510]

>>11395804
Oh wow, a grape with a pain-in-the-ass husk and a giant seed in the middle. Give me a nice mango or peach every day of the week instead of this memeberry

[Anonymous No.11399970]

>>11399196

I've never puked cum before.
You shouldn't swallow so much, Rod Stewart

[Anonymous No.11400091]

>>11394329
It's a good evolution tactic. More seeds will be eaten and more will be shat out so more trees will grow and more fruit will bloom.

[Anonymous No.11400092]

>>11398686
>kike
In light of some recent tragic events I ask you to please don't use this sort of hate speech

[Anonymous No.11400128]

>>11396964
Seeing how far watermelons have come is always so satisfying to see.

[Anonymous No.11401346]

>>11400092
Shouldn't there be a limit to how much seeds there can be? More seeds mean less nutrition for the animal eating the fruit making it turn to alternate food sources.

[Anonymous No.11401364]

>>11394329
You're getting bad ones, there are ones that have way more meat to seed ratios.