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>Do you eat your pizza slices tip to crust or crust to tip, and why? I eat the worst part first (the dry crust) and leave the best for last
Does /ck/ even know how to eat a pizza properly?

>> No.11394131

I throw out the crust because I'm not a poorfag

>> No.11394134

>>11394131
a crustcutter dies a thousand deaths

>> No.11394136
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>>11394116
>he eats the pizza bones first

>> No.11394146

I tried eating a slice of pizza crust first once. It was terrible. The crust gives you something to hold on to, and without it you just have a greasy mess. Especially if the slice is at all soggy/flaccid.

>> No.11394168

>>11394116
I start from the middle and work my way around. Ussually going towards the crust more, because its bigger

>> No.11394170
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>>11394116
Tip to crust
Also, rate my naan gouda pizza.

>> No.11394201

There's nothing wrong with the crust if there's an additional gimmick.

>stuffed crust
Some pizza chains have gotten a little crazy and stuff their crusts with cheese, sausage, and whatnot.

>dipping sauce
No more boring bread for you.

>sesame seed crusts
Very underrated. Not many places do this, but goddamn, it adds a new flavor dynamic. Such a simple addition, but it improves the crust by a wide margin.

>> No.11394227

>>11394201
Sesame seeds are awful.

>> No.11394236

>>11394227
You're awful.

>> No.11394987

>>11394131
Why? crust is delicious, even better with dipping sauce that it usually provided.

>> No.11395058
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11395058

Jesus Christ what a hairline

>> No.11395062

>>11395058
the sv3rige

>> No.11395064

>>11394116
Woah woah woah... hold up... one question at a time please..

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>>11394116
>I eat the worst part first (the dry crust) and leave the best for last
wtf I bet you pour the milk before the cereal too

>> No.11395245

tip to crust
throw the crust in the pizza box
eat it later anyways with some ranch

>> No.11395292

>>11394170
It looks fucking awful, anon

>> No.11395296

>>11394170
>>11395292
...wait a minute...

>> No.11395450
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11395450

>Not eating your pizza left-to-right
What are you talking about?

>> No.11395457

that only works for stuffed crust

>> No.11395468

From tip to crust. Unironically I like the crust as much as I like toppings. Especially when I can dip it in sauce.

>> No.11395600

>>11394170
Did you press your face in it or did the face arise naturally?

>> No.11395601

>>11394116

I also do crust to tip

I also do this with burgers, my friends make fun of me

>> No.11395887
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11395887

>>11394116

>> No.11395895
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>>11394170
Awful, just awful.

>> No.11395898

I put a slice on top of an inverted slice, making a pizza sandwich.

>> No.11395903
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>>11394170
>>11395600
I think it's luigi?

>> No.11395906

the crust is great unless its a shitty cheese and tomato bowl

>> No.11395929

>>11395903
Now I see it.

>> No.11395932

>>11394116
Crust houldn't be dry, neither should it be the worst part, just different. It's the perfect grab handle for eating a slice of pizza, which is objectively the correct way to eat it. If you don't want the crust, you just dispose of it. A really good pizza baker knows how to make a good crust though, and it's delicious with some good olive oil or butter, just like any good piece of bread.

>> No.11395964

>>11394170
fuck you luigi

>> No.11395966

From tip to crust, but halfway.
Once youve eaten the floppy tip, you turn the pizza slice and eat crust to tip.
This should leave you with enough of a size to roll together and shove into your mouth.

>> No.11395968
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>>11395966
>This should leave you with enough of a size to roll together and shove into your mouth.

>> No.11395969

>>11394116
>take pizza slice
>it's stiff as a board
Hallmark of a shitty pizza

>> No.11395977
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11395977

-- For thin crust pizza or pizza little to no visible crust then it makes no difference
-- For pan or hand tossed pizza you eat tip to crust because then you are left with a breadstick at the end to hopefully enjoy, you can also finish up the crust with half pizza half crust bites
-- For stuffed crust pizza you gotta roll that fucker up and enjoy the convenience, alternately you eat it like you would pan/hand tossed and enjoy a nice cheesy breadstick at your leisure
-- For deep dish pizza or square pizza it doesnt really matter due to pizza/slice shape
-- For chicago or other pie style pizza you're gonna want to cut the slice like 60/40 leaving 40%with the crust and 60% freefloating za. Enjoy which ever half you want first, but when eating the half with the crust you slice the bites perpendicular to the crust to get even crust to pie ratio, unless you like the buttery crispy stick at the end in which case eat it like a steak but cut off the crust first and set it aside to wait or nibble on it as you eat the cutlet

>> No.11395998
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>>11395968

>> No.11396013

I've always ate pizza combining a bite of the tip and a bite of the crust. At ant moment I have the perfect combo in my mouth, the wet and soft of the tip and the dry and crunchy of the crust.

>> No.11396015

>>11394116
>I eat the worst part first (the dry crust) and leave the best for last

I did this as a kid.
>be getting ready to go to disney world with my mom
>mom gets one of her orbiters to take us to airport
>hangs around while we do our shit and ends up eating at sabarro with us
>order pizza and begin to eat it backwards
>Cuck over here speaks up and say "you know it's not stuffed crust right"
>9 year old me pauses and gets self conscious for a second
>never even saw the stuffed crust commercials
>mom stares a fucking hole through his head
>never saw the fucker again.
>eat pizza normally now though

>> No.11396036

>>11394116
tip to crust. then to dip it in garlic butter dipping sauce.

>> No.11396050

>>11396015
I guess he wasn't that much of a cuck if he wasn't afraid to school a stupid kid had by a whore mother.

>> No.11396127

>>11395998
i can respect it, see point 3 here >>11395977

>> No.11396147

>>11396015

your mom sounds awful

>> No.11396216

>>11396147
Nah, she's not that bad, She took me to disney world man. She was just angry to the level of having autism so she never really dated anyone.

>> No.11396269

>>11395058
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traction_alopecia

Probably did ballet.

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>>11394116
>>11394131

>> No.11396582

>>11394116
Usually trying to stay as clean as possible, I ended up eating pizzas with three, maybe 4 fingers. Bending the crust with three fingers gives the whole slice structural stability. I eat all the cheesy parts first, then have the crust because I'm not an animal.

>> No.11396694

>>11395058
i'd have my face buried in those tits too much to notice

>> No.11396699
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>>11394116
>not liking the crust
are you faggots real?

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>>11394136
>he doesn't wash it down with car milk

>> No.11396781

>>11396694
This, just shave her head and be done with it before you chain her up in the rape basement

>> No.11397119

I dont even eat the crust unless its stuffed with chese

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11397128

I eat around the edges first.

>> No.11397170
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>>11394116
i'd eat her crust if you know what i mean
Sophia's probably a total whorebag, but she looks cute af

>> No.11397225

>>11394131
>MOM WHAT THE FUCK I TOLD YOU TO CUT THE CRUSTS OFF
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOULD COST 50 GBP I'M ON A BUDGET HERE?

>> No.11397239

>>11397170
this girl cant be more than 14

>> No.11397264

>>11394116
I eat it like a normal person.
Point first, work down to crust and then demolish the crust.

>> No.11397265

Generally I'll eat the pizza then save the crusts to eat as a snack later, or breakfast the next day, or give to my dog.

>> No.11397269

>>11396694
>wrist tattoos
Enjoy your HIV

>> No.11397283

>>11397269
I have wrist tattoos and I'm an incel. Check mate normie

>> No.11397490

>>11397269
that's just pen

>> No.11397492

>>11394116
I had sex with this girl twice back when I was at FSU. She's really nice, but she kind of dropped off of the face of the earth like two years ago. Said I would look amazing if I started going to the gym, so I got /fit/. I just wish i had a way of contacting her and thanking her for getting me to go to the gym and aspire to be better than I am.

>> No.11397511

>>11394116
>tattoo
Bitch is pure trash.

>> No.11397551

>>11395077
>I eat the worst part first
I do this too with every food. People notice me and they think I'm weird.

>> No.11397601

>>11394116
I'll share this here, because I'm as generous as I am genius-
Unroll the crust to make it less bulky, and then fold it over the savoury part.
You keep the crust for handling, you don't have to eat in a certain order, and your crust end is savoury.

>> No.11397635

>>11394116
Living with roommates taught me to always eat the best first. That way if you have leftovers it's all the shit so when your drunk roommates steal your food in the middle of the night they get your shitty crusts.

>> No.11397702

>>11397635
>shitty crusts
its tactical to leave crusts when you live with other people, other people dont want to eat part of a slice that someone has already started
microvaved crusts + dipping sauce is GOAT sat/sunday breakfast

>> No.11397792

>>11394116
Wow that hairline sucks
Barely fuckable

>> No.11397799

>>11395058
Yes right
It would put me off
Unless she shaved her head like joe rogan and then choked me out, like joe rogan

>> No.11398262

>>11397492
She's 17 and Canadian so I doubt you were having sex with her in a Florida college two years ago.

>> No.11398268

Right crust edge first
Left crust edge second
Middle crust edge used to hold rest of pizza
Consume rest of pizza tip to remaining crust

The only correct way

>> No.11398392

>>11394116
I would suck each of her nipples off

>> No.11398403
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>>11394170

>> No.11398411

>>11394116
>being so poor that you actually need to eat the worst part to avoid starving instead of throwing it in the trash like everybody else does

>> No.11398884

>>11398262
Jesus, damn near identical then.

>> No.11398997
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11398997

>you walk into the party
>your hairline arrives 30 minutes later

>> No.11400516

>>11394116
if the slice is flaccid, what choice do you have?

>> No.11400538

>>11394116
I cook my pizza without crust so it doesn’t matter from which point of the triangle I start.

>> No.11400560

>>11394131
fpbp

>> No.11400580

>>11398997
As long as your tits arrive 5 minutes ahead of you nobody will even look at your hairline.

>> No.11400601

>>11398997
beautiful face needs the space

>> No.11400831

>>11396694
What tits lmao

>> No.11400834

>>11396555
Haha this is fucking epic bro. You find this on r/greentext?

>> No.11400836

>>11394170
naat gooda

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>>11400836

>> No.11400843

>>11395887
>we gave a crust-first the fucking nuclear codes

>> No.11400846

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8oC-rATrx/?taken-by=sophiiadiamond
I like this song

>> No.11400859

>>11396015
Lmao you're mom is a fucking whore.
What's her number?

>> No.11400860

>>11397799
>Tfw Joe Rogan will never be your daddy

>> No.11401030

>>11400834
>r/greentext
I don't know what that means. I got it probably off /v/ about 3 years ago.

>> No.11401057

>there are people ITT so poor that they eat their pizza crusts and breadbowls after finishing the soup

>> No.11401101

first I eat tip to crust, then I eat my friends leftover slices tip to crust, as well as the crust she didn't eat. it makes me livid every time.

>> No.11401394

>>11394116
God damn she is fucking ugly

>> No.11401410
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>>11400834
read the file name, dumbass

>> No.11401433

>>11400843
I believe it's stuffed crust.

>> No.11401439

>>11395058
This kind of hairline is usually from years of wearing tight and heavy ponytails. Case in point,

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>>11397492

>> No.11402177

>>11398997
more forehead for me to cum all over

>> No.11402202

>>11394170
Joseph stalin with a luigi cap?

>> No.11402291

>>11395062
Haha what is cks thoughts in this guy? Should i eat raw meat and believe conspiricies?

>> No.11402344

>>11394170
LUIGI???

>> No.11402366

I roll it up so the crust is like a core to a pizza roll and then swallow it whole