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>> No.11391201

There must always be a webm thread.

>> No.11391319

>>11391197
Koreans are fucking retarded

>> No.11391324

>>11391197
Is this BTS

>> No.11391328

pls no jack

>> No.11391330

>>11391197
Those are actually all males

>> No.11391348

>>11391197
>actually using the accuser grip
oh you silly twat

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>> No.11391360

>>11391353
that dude is never going to eat his sandwich is he?

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>> No.11391421

>>11391395

> that'll be 99 plus tip thankyou

>> No.11391422

>>11391360
Nope, doesn't look like it.

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>>11391395

>> No.11391467

>>11391408
Similar, but is it possibleto cook rice and veggies in a rice cooker?

>> No.11391470

>>11391451
>le avocado
>le bursting the yolk

>> No.11391477

>>11391395
Just an onion on its own pretty much

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>> No.11391494

>>11391348
>accuser grip
kek

>> No.11391516

>>11391487
I don't think I've ever tapped my knife. Even if you wanted to for practical reasons like removing stuck on food bits, they'd still unpredictably fly all over. Retarded.

>> No.11391592

>>11391197
What is she doing wrong?

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>> No.11391620

>>11391602
egg

>> No.11391646

>>11391602
haha this is what i came to see XD. goodbye

>> No.11391652

>>11391602
how does he get out without destroying all the eggs?

>> No.11391654

>>11391602
AEGG

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>>11391328
ok

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>>11391330
More like NEW Males though am I right? Must be all the soy they're eating these days

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>> No.11391724

>>11391685
I refuse to believe she doesn't do this on purpose

>> No.11392048

>>11391602
>filename
good job anon

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>>11391197
Thought that was Taytay at first.

>> No.11392114

>>11391672
>>11391673
>>11391676
>filename
Nice /obsessed/ attempt but we all know Kay when we see her, retard.

>> No.11392122

>>11391395
This makes me so angry

>> No.11392126
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>>11391483
>she doesn't spill a single fucking drop.

>> No.11392155

>>11392061
Bruh if I catch somebody making this in their car I'm calling the cops

>> No.11392166

>>11391201
Why does this fag always have to post this same line?

>> No.11392170

>>11391395
>a fucking onion

>> No.11392180

>>11391197
if a kitchen of QT Asians cooking a sumptuous meal doesn't get you diamonds then idk what will

>> No.11392212
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>> No.11392226

>>11391699
who?

>> No.11392263

>>11391353
>white privilege

>> No.11392269

>>11391602
that spic has a lot of eggs

>> No.11392288

>>11392126
I wonder if being Jack hurts. Like a dull headache that never goes away.

>> No.11392341

>>11391620
how?

>> No.11392359

>>11391602
>file name
good job, anon
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.11392410

>>11392212
Swear to god I can see his retarded reaction face

>> No.11392418

>>11391676
the only american thing about these webms is the person who named them

>> No.11392453

>>11391487
Aby idea what compels people to do this? I find it both irritating and fascinating. People have all sorts of bad habits, but what even causes this habit to form? I've never once felt the urge to tap my knife before cutting.

>> No.11392490

>>11392126
why did that happen?

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>>11391408
Dear god I was screaming at the webm to stop with the last two.
Enjoy your cancer and aluminium oxide poisoning from your underdone steak.

The fishspresso one is doable, but you don't use a fucking filter coffee machine. You make a simple 5minute soup by putting fish and smallcut veggies into the coffee-grounds-holder of an espresso-cooker, and your fish-fond or water+spices into the reservoir.
Set to cook and bang, empty out the grounds-holder into soupbowl.

But not this fucking webm. I swear to god.

>> No.11392517

>>11392453
Maybe they've been using knives for so long they see it as an extension of their hands and so they naturally develop tics like that.

>> No.11392535

>>11392490
Some eggs are kind of like that. My guess is a fresh egg straight out of a fridge that's only like 1 degree above freezing

>> No.11392540

>>11391489
Gold. Solid fucking gold.
'cept it's simpler and sneakier to use a bunch of alkaseltzer pills and shove them into thick-cut fries/wedges and feed birds. You also get like a 10min leeway to gtfo while it digests and gets to the seltzer.

>> No.11392570

>>11392084
what the hell is she doing?

>> No.11392575

>>11392453
do you seriously not do this? are you a retard? do you have any idea how dangerous it is to not tap your knife before using it

>> No.11392588

>>11391467

Yes. Most decent rice cookers come with a steamer basket to cook veggies in.

>> No.11392623

>>11392570
To be fair, she is using her off-hand.
Taylor Swift is a leftie, after all.

>> No.11392996

WE ARE ON BOIS

>> No.11393037

>>11392048
We've been calling it that for weeks dumbass newfag. Go back to whatever shitty subreddit you came from.

>> No.11393042

>>11392517
But why is that particular one so common?

>> No.11393143

>>11391516
it's not about getting food off it you dumb faggot

>> No.11393155

>>11391408
White people dish.

>> No.11393164

>>11391602
How does he break the eggs with out getting out?

>> No.11393175

>>11391395
wait, so this is how red onions are made? I don't really like vegetables at all so I wouldn't really know. I guess that's how they do the red cabage too.

>> No.11393177

>>11393175
Please tell me you're not really this stupid. Please.

>> No.11393189

>>11393177
no I really don't like eating veg at all but I always liked the look of red onions and cabage even though they taste disgusting. I always thought their colours were too nice to be natural

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>>11393189
And I bet you thought bananas just fell off the tree naturally yellow, huh dumbass? Try going outside for once in your life, you might learn a thing or two.

>> No.11393229

>>11391602
How does he out the get without egging all the breaks?

>> No.11393248

>>11393200
but I thought they were green when they came off the tree not brown, unless you leave them on for a little bit then they'll turn yellow.

>> No.11393270

>>11393042
they do it to confuse autists on the internet

>> No.11393395

>>11391197
wheres sana and momo

>> No.11393474

>>11391451
how the fuck do I eat this, fork and knife. I rather just have them assorted on a plate

>> No.11393489

>>11391487
hating this is a meme

>> No.11393515

>>11391197
Fuck off with the plastic whores

>> No.11393528

>>11391197
eggs?

>> No.11393591

>>11391408
>cookies in car for an hour
Enjoy your salmonellosis retard.

>> No.11393677

>>11391197
is this Twice?

>> No.11393685

>>11391683
god it's like if murakami teruaki directed a food video

>> No.11393707

>>11391395
Roasted onions are delicious

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>> No.11393779

>>11393474
Order it deconstructed.

>> No.11393790

>>11393758
Chinamen are fucked in the head.

>> No.11393798

>>11392166
There must always be this fag.

>> No.11393804

>>11391197
that chick doesn't use a knife right

>> No.11393810

>>11391395
when you just want garnish for dinner

>> No.11393819

>>11392263
>white

>> No.11393822

>>11392453
I do this and I hate myself for it.

>> No.11393868

>>11391489
Holy shit, what a fucking ride.
>think they're making drugs
>no that's wrong
>think they're poisoning the gulls
>no that's wrong too

>> No.11393869

>>11393819
This desu

>> No.11393893

>>11391683
Looks delicious but that's more jump cuts than a kangaroo samurai.

>> No.11393958

>>11391602
Eggs the all breaking without out get he does how?

>> No.11393960

>>11393868
>laxatives
>not a poison
I wish there was a vietnam 2018 to send you brainlets to

>> No.11393962

>>11393822
Good, you should.

>> No.11393977

>>11391395
I have no food
I'll make it look pretty

>> No.11394079
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>>11392061
This reminds me of the time I had to commute with the bus. In my city, which is not pretty but otherwise a liveable western german city, there's this one bus station. It's a bustling place, right next to a regional train station and between a giant shopping mall and assorted shopping areas. It's a place where afluent people go by everyday.
Which is what made the place so well liked to several old people. They didn't know each other. You never saw them together. But every evening, two or three of them would walk across the bus station and in their old but well cared for clothes would go up to the trash bins in their search for bottles.
Each bottle worth maybe 8 or rarely 20 cent. They would do this, one after the other, in broad daylight during the summer, in dreary autumn and in merry december after dark. In front of everyone. Strangers to them just as they were strangers to me. Yet these old people kept their heads down, not daring to meet the eye of anyone, so ashamed were they to have to do this. Not just pick up garbage, but to sift through tidily binned garbage just for maybe 5 € more per day. There was no pride left for them. Their long lives of working hadn't been enough to buy these poor grannys and grandpas even this tiny bit of decency.
That year will stay with me until I myself will be old. It haunts me, to see my own people -for they were all white germans- walk slowly through the cold and shame.

Can you imagine what reduces a man to make a mayonnaise banana sandwhich in his car? What misfortune must have driven him to that point in life? A 'dish' that only serves to give calories and no joy.

Godspeed, bananaman, godspeed.

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>> No.11394504

>>11393175
you just take the onion and mix it with red beets, same with cabagge

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>>11391602

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>> No.11394539

>>11392212

why is it upside down?

>> No.11394540

>>11391683
>make me a prawn cocktail in 5 minutes or I blow up this kitchen agent... Gordon.

>> No.11394544

>>11391683
are brits really putting seafood in their cocktails? what a bunch of retards

>> No.11394557

>>11394079
Based and redpilled

>> No.11394562

>>11394539
because he's a special person

>> No.11394568

>>11393037
>not knowing calling out for the proper file name is a meme itself
Looks like you need to go back.

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>>11394539
It's supposed to be flipped to cook evenly or some shit. For once Jack is doing what you're supposed to.

>> No.11394632

>>11391483
Someone's getting a double dose of the old domestic violence night.

>> No.11394657

>>11394614
Too bad he couldn't read the instructions to learn that you shouldn't latch the goddamn thing

>> No.11394660

>>11393677
>TwiceTV
>is this twice?

jesus anon

>> No.11394664

>>11391602
But how?

>> No.11394878 [DELETED] 

>>11392061

White people love this stuff, especially after a fucking their sister.

>> No.11394888

>>11392570
she is doing autism

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>>11392061
How did I know it was that fat fuck Joey

>> No.11394953

>>11391348
accuser grip is goat for slicing raw fish
that said, I hope this slag cuts her fingers

>> No.11394968

>>11391395
>That'll be $75 plus tip

>> No.11394971

>>11391487
it's like a fighter testing the reach of his opponent
it's the best way to get in your comfort zone for fast cuttin

>> No.11394976

>>11391483
Did she even actually spill anything?

>> No.11394992

>>11393175
I swear if you killed everyone in America the global average IQ would increase by at least 100

>> No.11395000

>>11394992
>he said as he replied to the most obvious shitpost on /ck/

>> No.11395022

>>11392126
They just detest soda is all

>> No.11395029

>>11392180
seeing them wrestle

>> No.11395039

>>11391602
that is pretty amazing, but i wonder if that place is bar

>> No.11395063

>>11394474
>Doesn't contain actual beer

dissapointed

>> No.11395080

>>11391602
what egg get how he does from the FROT????

>> No.11395207

>>11391699
>>11391702
Doesn't really have the same appeal as the asian variety. Probably because you immediately know that she's going to be shoving her fingers down her throat seconds after the cameras off. With the asian bitches, you don't think about it until long after.

>> No.11395232

>>11394521
God I wish that was me

>> No.11395240

>>11393037
Years asshole

>> No.11395272

>>11394657
Why is the latch there if you shouldn't use it? Storage?

>> No.11395294

>>11394614
what the fuck is this

>> No.11395323

>>11391470
>WHEN DOES THE NARWAHL BACON?!?!?!

>> No.11395340

>>11395323
>AT MIDNIGGHT

>> No.11395351

>>11395294
Milk chocolate. Says so on the bucket.

>> No.11395366

>>11393758
In Hell there is a special place where Asians spend eternity being flayed alive.

>> No.11395372

>>11394614
jesus christ if you want to kill yourself that much then just do it fuck

>> No.11395423

>>11392126
Daily reminder that this cretin has produced two hell-spawn with two females

>> No.11395444

>>11395366
>Peta supporter SEETHING
Natural food chain, some animals were made to be eaten by humans.

>> No.11395597

>>11395444
If humans weren't supposed to eat animals, why did God make them out of meat?

>> No.11395616

>>11391677
Stellar filename, thanks

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>> No.11396097

>>11391197
The blond girl is absolute shit at cutting.
>>11391348
It's actually not bad for some things, if you pay attention many western chefs use it as well sometimes.

>> No.11396101

>>11391395
>Would you like some food with those flowers?

>> No.11396124

>>11391690
so this is why mexicans are so obese

>> No.11396128

>>11391683
One of my least favorite foods, way too heavy on the sauce.

>> No.11396130

>>11392084
So relatable xD

>> No.11396164

>>11393758
kill all asians

>> No.11397046

>>11392269
makes you wonder how he vacates his establishment

>> No.11397294

>>11391672
>calling it mince

>> No.11397365

>>11396095
Oh, it's a new one from that same guy.
I find him endearing now.

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>> No.11397611

>>11396095
I was waiting for him to pick his nose like he did in the other webm. Good to know he's a little more sanitary now.

>> No.11398242

>>11392212
>cookie monster pressure cooker

>> No.11398333

>>11396095
I closed the webm as soon as the attention whore filming it decided to shove her face into the video.

>> No.11398348

>>11394660
I didn't even notice the logo. Me likey.

>> No.11398429

>>11395240
That's how long yours has been getting pounded by your homo boyfriend.

>> No.11398463

>>11391690

This is why we need the wall

>> No.11398519

>>11391489
SOULFUL prank

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>> No.11398602

>>11391483
Look like he said BITCH

>> No.11398628
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>>11392061
dude so fake

>> No.11398660

>>11393758
>>11398568
They mentally different.

>> No.11398689

>>11393248
those are a unique variety of banana, they are a bit more expensive and take way longer to ripen. not worth the money.

>> No.11398705

>>11397542
>:^(

>> No.11398726

>>11392570
She has the 'tism, which is also why she posts on /b/

>> No.11398740

>>11398660
Thank the socio-genetic experiment called the cultural revolution and great leap forward that bred "people" like this.

>> No.11398779

>>11391690
I wanna know what all these fucking ingredients are.

>> No.11398799

>>11391461
I really, really, really like this image.

>> No.11398889

>>11391197
i'm gay as shit for that butch silver-haired flannel-wearing dyke

>> No.11398897

>>11398799
i like it too

>> No.11398920

>>11391197
>>11391348
>>11396097

Honestly looks like she's using her non-dominant hand to hold the knife. Reminds me of left-hand right-eye dominant shooters

>> No.11398927

>>11391602
He broke all the eggs!

>> No.11398960

>>11391451
It's a ketoburger!

>> No.11398970

>>11395340
>do you have stairs in your house?

>> No.11398979

>>11394898
its his fat fucking fingers

>> No.11398988

>>11391489
>that kid getting nailed in the head

Fucking hell.

>> No.11399007

>>11392061
I blame NASCAR for this because Dale Jr. tweeted about eating this shit, and it became a shitty food meme.

>> No.11399021

>>11391699
>>11391702

Can't be easy to stuff your face when it's wearing a pound of makeup.

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>>11393175
>>11393248
>>11393189

Red onion is a specific type of onion, you dummy.

>> No.11399079

>>11394992
>I swear if you killed everyone in Africa the global average IQ would increase by at least 100

FTFY

>> No.11399095

>>11397542

Nukes over India when?

>> No.11399123

>>11398568

When do the A10s start their strafing runs on these criminals?

>> No.11399132

>>11393758
poor octopus he just wants to go hme, instead some yellow thot has to turn him into a brown stain. Press F for octobro.

>> No.11399172

>>11397542
despite the title i hope this is satire. fucking christ. why are indians so abhorrent creatures?

>> No.11399331

>>11399172
It's an Indian comedy bit, I've seen the original video. The dude is supposed to be showing truly disgusting table manners, even for India's standards.

>> No.11399332

>>11398568
The thing that gets me most when this is posted is the dishes would be shit if they were cooked normally anyway. Literally half cooking a fish is not going to make it taste good.

>> No.11399560

>>11394992
O B S E S S E D
Also gw replying to obvious bait, europoor

>> No.11400039
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>> No.11400079

>>11397611

he didn't even pick his nose he scratched it or wiped sweat away

>> No.11400142
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>> No.11400169
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Japanese>Chinese>>>>>>>>>korean

>> No.11400233

>>11391408
Fucking why?

>> No.11400241

>>11400142
i don't care if it's scripted, still laughed

>> No.11400245

>>11400039
I could see my mother making this, and I wouldn't be mad, but I would tell her not to do it again

>> No.11400248

>>11399055
how do you get the beet juice between each layer though?

>> No.11400249

>>11398333
Except it was clearly being filmed by someone else who shoved the camera into her face, you fucking autist.

>> No.11400254
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>>11399331
>India's standards
what are their standards by the way?

>> No.11400278

>>11399172
It IS satire you stupid fucking retard holy shit

>> No.11400311

>>11391197
how do these gooks even know how to cook? aren't they on a super strict diet?

>> No.11400323

>>11400254
I suppose all they eat is brought to the table at 90c so that even if every chef has shit on their hands the bacteria is dead at least.

>> No.11400332

>>11399132
F

>> No.11400336

>>11400039
>baking fajitas
the absolute state of this video

>> No.11400337
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>>11400323
i suppose what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

>> No.11400386

>>11400039
what a god awful abomination, but after 2 beers and a joint that I would destroy this.

>> No.11400389

>>11400039
these faggots turn everything into a layer cake

>> No.11400470

>>11398628
If only.

>> No.11400500

>>11391197
It amazes me that I'm expected to treat Asian women as people. Look at them. They're clearly not. They're some sort of bizarre species of bug-people. They act and look like insects.

>> No.11400511

>>11400500
What did he mean by this

>> No.11400606

>>11396095
cocaina cocaine

>> No.11400629
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>>11396095
>Not sure if actual spastic, or just goofing for the camera

>> No.11400649

>>11400039
>ONIONS
>it's actually red onions
Red onions are just onions for limp fairies who don't like onions.

>> No.11400811

>>11400039
why

>> No.11400982

>>11400079
He rubbed his gum because hes a coke addict

>> No.11400994

>>11400248
A wizard does it.

>> No.11401275

someone has the Tasty jap curry webm?

>> No.11401300
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>>11396095
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.11401318

>>11391699
dominoes has awful portion size for what you pay. I got an alfredo from them that only covered the bottom of the tin bowl and didn't have any fucking chicken.

>> No.11401327

>>11393758
What if the octopus resists going down her throat and sticks itself there?

>> No.11401339

>>11399132
F

I've eaten my fair share of octopus with a semi guilty conscience as I understand they have a decent level of intelligence. They have the ability to problem solve. But they are also a tasty animal and I'm part of a species of apex predators.
Fuck, don't play with it. Kill it humanely then prepare it respectfully.

>> No.11401350

>>11392516
Or you can just not be a faggot and COOK THE SHIT LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING. If you don't have time to make a meal just go buy McDonald's for fucks sake

>> No.11401351

>>11391676
look like dicks covered in cum

>> No.11401357

>>11400169
>make america great again
based 3D waifu

>> No.11401359

>>11392061

DUDE NASCAR LMAO

>> No.11401363

>>11394614
*heavy breathing*

>> No.11401379

>>11391592
I know you're trolling, but
fucking everything

>> No.11401383

>>11392263
its funny because its a kike. lol good one.

>> No.11401393
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>>11393960
Just imagine

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>>11394079

>> No.11401421
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>>11401393
Please, God. If you are real and you are merciful, don't let me die to something like this.

>> No.11401470
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>> No.11401481

>>11401327
then she dies and gets replaced by another generic chinaman that's fucked in the head

>> No.11401486
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>> No.11401505

>>11401470
All that plastic and cardboard and people think that banning straws will save the planet.
Pretty good movie, though. And I don't even smoke weed.

>> No.11401511
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>>11401505
It's not bad, the sequels were trash though. And no one has ever actually liked Neil Patrick Harris.

>> No.11401519

>>11401486
I want to turn that faggot upside down and piss into the bucket.

>> No.11401521

>>11401511
That's the joke, numbnuts.

>> No.11401525

>>11401486
I don't get it. What makes it so expensive?

>> No.11401528

>>11401525
They used real avocados.

>> No.11401532
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>>11401525
It's made by an internationally acclaimed DJ.

>> No.11401540

>>11401532
>>It's made by an internationally acclaimed DJ.
>Literally whomst'd've

>> No.11401552

>>11401505
>>11401470
This movie was terrible, especially as a non weed smoker. The Guantanamo bay one was even worse

>> No.11401575

>>11401486
>put it all on bread
Wooow

>> No.11401581

>>11401552
I didn't like the Gitmo one but I guess I was just at the exact right time in my life to laugh at that stupid stoner comedy.
Not that I actually like ANY other stupid stoner comedy ever. I don't know what made H&K special.

>> No.11401593

>>11398429
yikes!

>> No.11401613

>>11401581
How old were you? I remember finding pineapple express quiet funny noe that i think back. Honestly i have no idea why i thought it was so funny

>> No.11401626

>>11391690
Why do they always overfill the boxes in these

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>>11401613
I would have been 22.
And fuck you for making me realise that.
Goddamn

>> No.11401646

>>11391602
why the people respond break the eggs? He don't leave the area

>> No.11401653

>>11395232
you wished you were baked at 350 for 20 minutes? haha, your crazy

>> No.11401656

>>11400249
how about i shove you in your face, dick boi

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>>11400337
That goes for pathogens too. One day a supermicrobe from India is going to kill millions, mark my words

>> No.11401667
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>>11401645
>being at least 32 right now

>> No.11401676

>>11401645
Damn im younger now that you were when you watched it. You must be like 30 now

>> No.11401679

>>11393758
why does everyone get so pussy hurt about this? its a fucking octopus, get over it you fucking women.

>> No.11401681

>>11391702
Is thinking about people going to the bathroom part of the appeal of a mukbang? Because that's all I can think of when I see these and it's unpleasant.

>> No.11401770
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>>11401681
The appeal is pretending to have a meal with someone else, because they are pathetic forever alone virgin losers who never have social interaction. See also: ASMR.

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>>11401770
>The appeal is pretending to have a meal with someone else, because they are pathetic forever alone virgin losers who never have social interaction.

How the fuck does anyone become such a sad excuse for a human being and fall so low? It genuinely boggles my mind.
How fucked your life and mental state should be to pretend you're eating with a cute girl by PLAYING A FUCKING VIDEO OF HER EATING FOOD WHILE YOU'RE HAVING DINNER OR WHATEVER. Jesus Christ, not even /r9k/ is that bad.

>> No.11402201

>>11391395
Do fancy restaurants actually trick this many rich people?

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>>11401663
That honestly something I think about a lot. No hygiene and they hand out antibiotics like candy. Diseases immune to 90% of antibiotics have already made their way out a few times.
Poo in loos are so fucking disgusting they might just destroy humanity by being filthy.

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>>11401667
>>11401676
I'm 36
Sure don't feel like it, though

>> No.11402337
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>>11396095
not sure

>> No.11402363

>>11401663
>>11402297
The black plague started with some soldiers throwing diseased corpses into a walled city to infect the inhabitants. After some time, the terrified infected people ran from the city which eventually ended up killing more than half of Europe.

I can totally see something like this happening again.

>> No.11402383

>>11402363
Are you out of your goddamn gourd, mate? Black plague began in fleas which were carried by the rats that infested the entirety of civilized Europe.

>> No.11402398

>>11402383
it's just what I heard in my two bit Biology class

>> No.11402404

>>11402337
about what friend

>> No.11402425
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>>11402398
You should get your bits back.

>> No.11402431

>>11402297
>poo washing up on the shore of Argentina
reeeeeeeeee

>> No.11402437

>>11402363

You dumb nigger.

>> No.11402442

>>11401532
>Everyone dressed well, in suits,
>Black guy dressed like he fell into the closet
everytime.

>> No.11402457

>>11402442
ISS DA CULCHA WY-BOI

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>>11402442
It's not his fault you don't understand high fashion.

>> No.11402475

>>11402442
2 Chainz is based

>> No.11402482
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>>11402464
>Literally canned food
>Some cheese cubes
>Less than a dollars worth of gold
How much do you bet that costs? Just imagine the fucking profit margins they must have.

>> No.11402490

>>11402457
>mfw I'm black and hate it
>>11402464
it is his fault that he's this delusional
>>11402475
Based or not, he dresses like a fool. read the situation,he's in a classy bar not a rap show.

>> No.11402505

>>11399331

t. Pajeet

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>>11401511
I don't get why anyone like to pretend to like that fucker.

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>>11402506
you can still see the blood from the previous take lmao

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>>11402490
Keep being poor.

>> No.11402591

>>11402201
Wealth distribution got so bad in most of the world it's now more profitable to pander/con a few rich retards rather than provide service for average person(also potentially retarded).

>> No.11402606

>>11401770
I agree with this 99%. Everything you said is true, but I like those "Korean girls do ___" videos.
Not because I'm a pathetic loser in that particular way, buy because they're weird people and its interesting to get a pinch of insight into a culture from the other side of the planet.

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>>11402606
This series is alright because they're giving insight into foods they've never tried, so like you said it is culturally interesting. The mukbang things are just garbage.

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>>11402550
>Decadant
Just when I thought I couldn't hate the copywriting on these shite videos more.

>> No.11402623

>>11402591
>Wealth distribution got so bad

lol, you were "educated" in retarded California weren't you? The world's middle class has never been larger. China's middle class alone is now larger than what the world had 50 years ago.

lol @ upper middle class wannabe socialist white kids who have zero sense of how well off they actually are.

>> No.11402636

>>11402591

You should move to venezuela. It's a socialist paradise for people like you.

>> No.11402656

>>11402550
>Poor
Kek. Those sheets cost a dollar or less.
People are so stupid, holy shit.

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>>11391408
>First one: okay for a college dorm or poverty meal maybe late night in the office if you are a dick head that hates your co-workers
>Second one: worse but again for a college dorm it might not be an awful idea, for that I don't see the point of wasting the foil as it's not going to hold on to the heat any better that straight searing the meat with the iron anyway but whatever a bit of a nig rig but I suppose it would work
>Third one: What the hell are you doing? Holy shit, NO!

>> No.11402679

>>11402623
>I don't understand this argument I read on the internet, but it agrees with the opinion I want to have so it must make sense.

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>>11391451
There is no way to eat that without making a total fucking mess everywhere, the about isn't even smashed so as you you touch it with a fork the whole thing would just fall apart

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>>11398602
Holy shit he does

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>>11395423
In all fairness he almost quite literally strangled one to death, he admitted it right be proudly proclaiming he would genocide all Palastinians if asked

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>>11392288
Idk are strokes painful? He is two for two so far

>> No.11402755

>>11402705
Why is Jack giving Papa Johns the Ramsay treatment?

>> No.11402764

>>11402729
I was going to say thanks for posting this since I just posted a yt link to a shittier version of this scene in another thread, but then I read your post and realized you were talking about jack. So I'm taking this webum, but fuck you, you're cancer.

>> No.11402768

>>11402698
oioioi

>> No.11402770

>>11402705
>be lactose intolerant
I understand

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>>11393758
Just imagine how savagely she devours dick thought? Those lips are used to slurping and gobbling something trying to escape and live, I'll be she takes it straight to the back of the throat and throttles every drop

>> No.11402786

>>11401770
Koreans are such uncultured swines.

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>>11402786
You shut your mouth.

>> No.11402802

>>11400039
I'd eat it, would be tasty enough

>> No.11402803

>>11402773
>did you know vegan food could be like this
yeah, I thought so after seeing those hands

>> No.11402808

>>11400039
The white people that do this and gentrify neighborhoods are the same ones that are out there "fighting" for "PoC"

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>>11401486
>Sticks his fingers in all of it

>> No.11402827

>>11400169
Dam they really do look like monkeys

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>>11401642
Is this guy like a YouTube version of Frank Renyolds?

>> No.11402853

>>11402827
Fuck you.

>> No.11402859

>>11402773
lmao those hambeast pig hands

>> No.11402868

>>11391408

No, no, no, no....

I mean no.

>> No.11402870

>>11402297
At least if it rips though India first it will have plenty of fodder before moving elsewhere

>> No.11402875

>>11401658
how to get a knife on the plane

>> No.11402891

>>11400039

Warm sour cream makes me want to hurl.

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>>11402764
Was both contributing to the thread by dumping a webm and responding to the post about jack without actually jackposting but hey go fuck yourself too and you are very welcome

>> No.11402904

>>11402898
Thanks, and I'm glad that one decent webm found its way into your dump folder (obviously not this one).

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>>11402827
Sex monkeys maybe

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>> No.11402928

>>11402913
fucking zoomers man

>> No.11402968

>>11402636
You would have literally double the money you’ve earned in your entire life if profits were still distributed like they were in the seventies. Stop falling for memes, they want you to think you’re getting the best deal when you’re actually getting shafted.

>> No.11403087

>>11391487
Why are people annoyed by this

>> No.11403116

>>11401770
>, because they are pathetic forever alone virgin losers who never have social interaction. See also: ASMR.
That was what it was supposed to be, then westerners found out about it and just turned it into a pure attention whore standoff where they eat food in front of a camera.

>> No.11403173

>>11402734
No, they aren't. I've had 2 strokes during the same day when I was 18 years old.
I was really lucky because there was no damage done to my nervous system so got out of the hospital without any impediments.
They didn't hurt at all. During the seizure I was paralyzed and couldn't do anything but there was no pain.
My brain was so fucked up that I didn't even realize what was happening.
I was alone when I had the first stroke, got knocked out, woke up and completely forgot what happened so I went on with my daily routine. The only difference to a normal day was that I couldn't form any words into a form of speech. I knew them in my head but couldn't speak them out. I thought I was poisoned by a bad batch of ramen I ate that day. Was a really weird feeling.
Anyway when I had the second stroke that day a friend of mine was in the same room so he called an ambulance.

I really think that the worst part about a stroke are the handicaps you have afterwards. The seizure itself is pretty painless, just weird as fuck.

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>>11402773
>Did you know vegan food could be like this?
No, but did you know vegans could be like this?

>> No.11403299

>>11400248
nerve gas

>> No.11403346

>>11402898

That made me irrationally angry.

>> No.11403351

>>11402852
>shibe fucking flips the butter onto the forks

I'm fucking screaming!

>> No.11403449
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>>11403176

>> No.11404199

>>11402852
Cute doggo

>> No.11404206

>>11402022
I mean most people use twitch as a "friend simulator". How are you not surprised?

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>>11404199

>> No.11404398

>>11402550
>an almost biologically inert metal accelerates metabolism
I forgot, there's a catalytic converter between the stomach and the intestines.

>> No.11404410

>>11402773
Every part of that is fucking disgusting.

>> No.11404416

>>11402898
This is parody, right?

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