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follow up to /ck/ post about me being in love w a waitress-->>11348604

So a lot of you said she was just being nice. But I went to the restaurant today and she called me out by name. She said hi, Anon!

Then she led me to my table, and cleared it out before I sat. she had her ass to me and she reached far across the table clearing it out, exactly like as if I was banging her, it was the hottest thing ever with her tight jeans.

You still think im just imagining things? isnt she sending signals she wants to be my girlfriend? Its crazy cause I never had one before.

>> No.11375782

>>11375778
wood berry

>> No.11375785

>>11375778
seek help

>> No.11375797

>>11375778
>exactly like as if I was banging her
take this out, it makes it too obvious that it's fake

6.5/10, room for improvement but i'm sure it'll catch a few anons

>> No.11375800

do it faggot
pull some cliche-ass shit like
>so, when does your shift end?
go for it
if she turns you down then just don't go there again

>> No.11375801

some fat fucking arms on that roast

>> No.11375809

>>11375778
Ask her out OP

>> No.11375821

>she had her ass to me and she reached far A woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place on earth, I said! Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis, I said!across the table clearing it out, exactly like as if I was banging her, it was the hottest thing ever with her tight jeans.
some non virgin please explain to OP why this ho bag is doing this.

>> No.11375828

What would Kanye do?

>> No.11375843

>>11375821
as a waitress she is a small step above a prostitute and wants to use her feminine wiles to whet his tip

>> No.11375861

>>11375843
>>11375821
she was the seating person this time not the waitress, she could have easily cleared the table without banding like that, with her ass to me. it was amazing like anti suicide fuel

>> No.11375873

>>11375778
she's cute
i like slutty blonde white girls
armpit pussy lips are *S*E*X*Y* af

>> No.11375885

>>11375861
yeah, and you'll keep coming back like a good little boy. hook, line and sinker. her job is secure lmafo.

>> No.11375950

Post the ratio

Money spent:sexual intercourse

>> No.11375955

>>11375950
I was paying for food not for sex you embarrassing troglodyte

>> No.11375987

she wanted you to smack her ass when she bent over but you were to pussy so now you need to try to get that same scenario and don't pussy out this time and give it a good smack

>> No.11376131

>>11375955
rollseyes.png
Oh, ok...

>> No.11376246

>>11375778
damn that is a used up looking girl, if she looks that bad at work I can't imagine how bad she looks at home with no makeup on

>> No.11376274

Obv this didn't even happen, but anyway, it's not food related just because it happened in a restaurant.

>> No.11376311

>>11375778
Anon, that's how you clear a table without sitting down at it. You reach over it. She wasn't presenting her ass for you. She was clearing the table.

>> No.11376457

>>11375778
If this is actually her, that's Diego Pops in scottsdale az isnt it?
>tfw probably live like 20 minutes away from autism op

>> No.11376467

If she was really into you she wouldn't seat you at a dirty table.

>> No.11376911

>>11376457
Finna steal OP's grill

>> No.11376920

>>11376911
leave the lady be

>> No.11376921

>>11375778
That thing with putting her ass up your face or gently let her boobs tougch your shoulder are the oldest tricks in the book.
That books title is "How to get great tips".

>> No.11376955

>>11375778
As a guy who has had enough time in the business to fuck a few waitresses I quick word of advice. These bitches are crazy and total sluts. Sure there lots of fun at first and the sex is wild but shit will do down hill fast. Don't ever say your dating or shes your girlfriend cuz she will start wanting you to pay for all kinds of shit and start getting crazy. Find em, feel em, fuck em and leave em. Thats my offical policy on waitresses. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. Bitches be burning like a lightbulb and you know shes lying about being on the pill.

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11377023

This is the most virgin shit I've ever fucking read. But ok OP I'll take a nibble on your shitty bait.
You'll know when a woman is into you/hitting on you. When the day comes and it finally happens to you, you'll know with every fiber of your mortal being. It won't require a long thought process, there won't be any doubt, and you damn sure won't need to ask 4chan about it. Mostly because if they're actually into you they'll actually tell you (hey I really like you) or something along those lines.
If you don't feel or hear it it's because it didn't fucking happen, you virgin lmao.
This is compounded when the person in question is in the service industry, and even exponentially a factor when said person is expecting you to pay them directly (Macy's counter girl vs waitress). Their livelihood depends on customers paying them you fucking idiot. They're literally 1 step below whores. I bet if you ever went to a brothel you'd truly believe you've got the biggest penis and are the best lay this world has ever fucking seen. They're lying to you for tips, virgin.
So let's say you doubt the veracity of my claims. Ok fine, go ahead and test it out yourself. It's so simple: even if you knew for sure she was into you, the only way forward is to start hitting on her, exchanging phone numbers and such. There's no other alternative lmao. But the real reason you're here posting this is because you doubt yourself. You would have made a move if you were sure. But instead you're wasting our time with this bullshit because deep down you're too big of a coward to make your move, and want 4chan to back up your decision to do so.
So fine, do it. You have our blessing. Go hit on her, try and get her number. But when she physically recoils, when her face gets scrunched up and she tries to tell you "it's against company policy for us to exchange phone numbers", and she awkwardly leaves your table for the rest of the night, remember not to come back to /ck/ and cry about it. You're pathetic.

>> No.11377026

>>11377023
yikes dude

>> No.11377049

>>11377026
Tough love, its how the boys become men.

>>11377023
No special snowflakes on this dudes watch.

>> No.11377056

>>11377049
autistic spergs aren't the same thing as a snowflake, boomer scum

>> No.11377061

>>11377049
>spending this much time writing an essay on something that's probably bait
i think he is the autistic snowflake anon

>> No.11377097

>>11377023
That's a hot post ya got there frogfaggot

>> No.11377414

>>11377023
Based