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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.11373899

>>11373894
Rectally

>> No.11373942
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11373942

>>11373894
Recreationally

>> No.11373962

>>11373894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI

>> No.11373963
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11373963

>>11373894

>> No.11373966

>>11373894
drinking decaf.

>> No.11373968

>>11373894
>Gets transformed into a girl for being sexist
>and everything "girly" that he says is vapid nonsense
Its like pottery.

>> No.11373970

>>11373894
Where the fuck is that brown girls torso?

>> No.11373987

At all

>> No.11374003

>>11373894
please tell me they all fuck after this

>> No.11374006

>>11373894
with a slice of lemon

>> No.11374015

>>11373970
who calls brown nugget-shaped girls basic bitches?

>> No.11374023

>>11374015
A insecure beta cuck.

>> No.11374053
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11374053

>>11373899
I would sooner die than give up my morning coffee enemas

>> No.11374068

>>11374003
They all go to buy another round of pumpkin spice lattes together, then go to the gym and look at hot guys, where they meet a charming, good-looking young man. Then a series of passive-aggressive backstabbing amongst them ensues and they all end up going out on separate dates with the same man. Ever-increasing amounts of subtle and complicated Machiavellian social treachery continues for many pages. More strange and complicated social relationships evolve as new characters of myriad gender identities and sexual preferences are introduced because the artist is constantly under attack on social media to present characters and situations which appeal to everyone in his/her/xir fanbase. The artist eventually has a meltdown and begins lashing out against the fanbase. Eventually, long and boring threads gossiping about the scandalous comic and the artist's life start popping up once in a while on various shitty boards on 4chan.

>> No.11374085

>>11374068
y-you too...

>> No.11374691

>>11373894
God I wish that were me

>> No.11374713

>>11374691
What a waste of singles

>> No.11374723

>>11373894
why tf my pp hard

>> No.11374757

>ywn kidnap some cute /ck/ beta boy, lock his dick up and tease him until he breaks down and agrees to transition in exchange for sexual pleasure
>ywn break him sexually and literally fuck the boy out of him
>ywn make her dress extremely femininely to go come out to her family
feels bad tbqh

>> No.11374762

>>11374757
h-hey

>> No.11374764

>>11374757
You deserve death.

>> No.11374765

>>11374762
yes anon-kun?

>> No.11374767

>>11374723
>my pp hard
That's why TF.

>> No.11374772

>>11374764
Please don't project your self hatred onto me anon-chan ;3

>> No.11374774

>>11373968
>getting brunch
>vapid nonsense
Fuck you, brunch rules.

>> No.11374782
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11374782

>>11373894
Did I make it in time?

>> No.11374828

>>11374757
hot

>> No.11374897

>>11373894
I want to say as an eye shot.
>>11373899
This guy is wrong, even if I've never done it.

>> No.11374900

>>11374713
A number died for that post

>> No.11374910

>>11373899
During college I actually thought seriously about butt chugging my coffee after it got too cold to taste good

>> No.11374916

>>11374757
>ywn fuck the kind of projecting faggot that makes this kind of post
Thanks though, just imagining filling you up makes me diamonds.

>> No.11374939

>>11374757
>ywn turn a cute /ck/ beta boy into a housewife who cooks you homemade meals with love every day

>> No.11374956

>>11373970
She's been working on that waistline

>> No.11374961

>>11373970
legs that go all the way up

>> No.11375112

>>11374939
>ja/ck/ quality food every day when you get home
NO THANKS

>> No.11375163
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11375163

>>11375112
why do you think it would be ja/ck/ quality? you have to actively try to be as bad a cook as him

>> No.11375185

>>11374910
coffee doesn't taste good ever dumbass

>> No.11375191
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11375191

>>11373942
Do i see a fellow /k/ommando?

>> No.11375193

>>11375185
Maybe you should stop consuming sugar before it takes you all your taste buds buddy.

>> No.11375289
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11375289

>>11373894

>> No.11375294

>>11374765
bully me please

>> No.11375299

>>11375185
This.

>> No.11375302

>>11374774
>Literally says, "We should, like totally"
>not vapid nonsense
Not sure if serious.

>> No.11375304
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11375304

>>11374961
>legs that go all the way up

>> No.11375307

>>11375163
>juice
>heaping
>cap fulls

>> No.11375400
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>>11375191
>any /k/ommando pointing a loaded firearm at themselves

>> No.11375437
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>>11375191
>no trigger discipline

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>>11375437
this

>> No.11375518

>>11375437
he's about to shoot his dick off you dingus

>> No.11375521

>>11373894
>Is there any objectively wrong way to take your coffee?
Without butter and coconut oil.

>> No.11375524

>>11373894
god I wish that were me

>> No.11375977
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11375977

>>11374939
u-uhm anon

>> No.11375983

>>11373894
steven universe and jews were a mistake

>> No.11375989
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11375989

>>11374757
i would volunteer but i dont have the body for it :^(

>> No.11376096

>>11373894
You can tell this was made by a seething incel

sad all around tbqh familia

>> No.11377114

>>11373894
If you're not having it black like god intended then you are a disgrace to this beautiful world.

>> No.11377127

>>11373894
>automatically sucked the coffee when straw was inserted in mouth
What a fag.

>> No.11377177
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11377177

>>11376096
I'm pretty sure it was made by a TG/TF and feminization fetishist.
I should know, I am one and I'm downloading the artist gallery right now.

>> No.11378068

>>11377177
Any favorite piece?

>> No.11378077
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11378077

White women are lame.

>> No.11378082

>>11374068
man the art in questionable content is WAY different than i remember

>> No.11378102

>>11378068
Custom doll and the maid cafe

>> No.11378342

>>11373968
Thanks for the explanation, that comic seriously had me baffled.

>> No.11378552

>>11375400
>thinking any board is the council of experts on the topic
>not understanding it's the exact opposite
Must I remind you of the idiot that gassed himself or the retard that blew up his bathroom with a grenade?
Better yet, look around you, this thread is about coffee enemas, forced transexualism on sex slaves, and the personal life of some fucking tumblr artist
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE CONVERSATION OF WORLD CLASS CHEFS AND NUTRITONISTS?

>> No.11378568

Heh basic bi-
MMmppphh !

>> No.11378628

>>11373894
Orally

>> No.11378674

My girlfriend drinks her coffee objectively wrong.
>light roast
>caramel dairy creamer
>caramel syrup
>honey
It's basically sugar water. A vehicle for her sugar habit. She's a fucking idiot.

>> No.11378685

>>11375163
>pork and beans
>removes the pork
Just get regular baked beans, you fat fucking retard.

>> No.11378701

>>11373968
>Expecting a feminist comic to not totally fumble on it's own attempt to not look like the most sexist thing ever.

>> No.11378703

>>11378674
Oh what a lucky fucking gal she is dating you.

>> No.11378736

>>11373968
It's a fetish thing you dork

>> No.11378874

>>11373894
So were these ladies also misogynist roustabouts until they were TFd by the pumpkin queen? Are all p spice sipping thots canonically trans? This comic raises more questions than it answers

>> No.11378896

>>11373894
ngl this is my fetish

>> No.11378933

>>11373894
>take your coffee
>take

I make my own coffee or I receive it when I pay for it, Jamal.

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>>11373894
I can fap to this

>> No.11379259

>>11373894
bitch with that anatomy you dont HAVE a waistline

>> No.11379337
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11379337

>>11378552
>DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE CONVERSATION OF WORLD CLASS CHEFS AND NUTRITONISTS?
YES

>> No.11379505

>>11378874
>Are all p spice sipping thots canonically trans?
we can only hope

>> No.11379635

>>11374916
I mean it's not projection I'm into both sides of this and I never claimed otherwise!

also, lewd.

>> No.11379643

>>11379505
>tfw one of your mtf friends literally just went to go get a psl today

>> No.11379655

>>11374068
I believe it