Personal AUTISM/OCD regarding food, cooking, cutlery

[Anonymous No.11363270]

so what are some totally irrational things that you do that is /ck/ related?

for me:
>cant stand spoons with thick rims (expensive cutlery in general)
>will always prefer using spoons that feel cheap and have sharper rims
pic related

>dislike expensive heavy cookware and prefer the cheaper and lighter ones from dollar stores

>refuse to use disposable chopsticks unless theres no other choice (i hate the smell and the mouthfeel of those)
>will always use non disposable chopsticks to eat my takeout/delivery even if it meant I had to wash them after

[Anonymous No.11363279]

I cut up my dish into small pieces before eating it, with the fork in my right hand. Like a child.

I also believe curly fries have no reason to exist. Does anyone actually like curly fries? Why do they even exist?

[Anonymous No.11363299]

when i use spices or condiments i don’t like to mix them together with my food. for example i put a lot of hot sauce or black pepper at one spot on the food and eat that. because once i mix it i can’t eat the food at its core taste without additional spices.

[Anonymous No.11363329]

>>11363279
>I cut up my dish into small pieces before eating it, with the fork in my right hand
Isn't this the true American way?

[Anonymous No.11363345]

>>11363270
people touching the heel piece of bread and not using it or throwing it away really bugs the hell out of me
don't muck up that shit with your filthy hands and then stick it back in the bag to infect the rest of the slices

[Anonymous No.11363385]

>>11363279
>with the fork in my right hand
>like a child

>using the hand with better dexterity for more precise movement is childish

never knew how assbackswards being an adult is

[Anonymous No.11363387]

>>11363270
Thinner rims on a spoon is supposed to be a cheap thing?
The things people will obsess over.

[Anonymous No.11363391]

>>11363279
>>11363385
>Left handed people are all children
Never knew maturity was decided by which hand you hold the fork in either.
I'm learning a lot from this thread.

[Anonymous No.11363392]

>>11363345
>heel piece of bread
That's funny. Never heard it referred to as that before.
Thanks for this thread /ck/.

[Anonymous No.11363398]

i really hate it when sauces touch on my plate.

[Anonymous No.11363401]

>>11363391

I didnt say being left handedness is being childish you fucking faggot. My specific wording was how retarded it is to hold some one up to some arbitrary standard of using a specific hand to use a fucking fork, forgoing using the hand best suited for the task.

You sound like an assmad lefty either way

[Anonymous No.11363405]

>>11363270
I have a recipe I'm making today that called for 2-15oz cans of pizza sauce.

I went to the store and found that all the pizza sauce is now in 14oz jars, so I hunted that whole section until I found ONE brand that was a 16oz jar, then bought a 14 and a 16 to balance out.

[Anonymous No.11363406]

>>11363401
>Imagine projecting this hard
Stay assmad, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.11363408]

>>11363385
>>11363391
>thinking the point is which hand you hold the fork in and not cutting up the entire meal before eating it
literal children detected

[Anonymous No.11363416]

>>11363406

>>11363385
>using the hand with better dexterity for more precise movement is childish

>>11363391
>Left handed people are all children

tell me where i mentioned left handedness in my post at all, chucklefuck. ill wait

[Anonymous No.11363418]

>>11363416
>All this deflection

[Anonymous No.11363428]

>>11363408
then why even mention the hand at all

[Anonymous No.11363431]

left handed """people""" will be one of the groups to go on the day of the rope.

[Anonymous No.11363432]

>>11363418
still not answering the question fucko

[Anonymous No.11363446]

>>11363432
Why are you so triggered? I was unironically agreeing with you.

[Anonymous No.11363462]

>>11363428
>the hand was mentioned therefore it has to be the focus
if you can't discern and ignore an irrelevant detail, that's on you and your own retardation

[Anonymous No.11363501]

>>11363279
>>11363385
>>11363391
The dominant gand is honestly the natural one to hold your fork in, the secondary and less frequent task of cutting can be done easily with your other hand. The only reason we do differently is class signalling.

[Anonymous No.11363507]

>>11363501
>class signalling.
Why do people still care about shit like this?

[Anonymous No.11363518]

>>11363507
Because nobody is the villain of their own story, and everyone's story needs one.

[Anonymous No.11363533]

>>11363501
What? Using the knife with your right hand is natural, just like when you do when you cook

[Anonymous No.11363541]

>>11363533
What is and isn't natural various from person to person in this case.
It's a matter of preference.
Literally who cares how other people use their cutlery?

[Anonymous No.11363812]

I really dislike cutlery with engravings on the handle where you hold it, especially knives and forks.

Not a full out autism thing but If I get cutlery and I have an option I will always take the smooth one.

[Anonymous No.11363841]

>>11363541
old southern white ladies

[Anonymous No.11363854]

>>11363541
>Literally who cares how other people use their cutlery?
like a third of people over 50, anybody old money

[Anonymous No.11363856]

>>11363279
I like curly fries, but only the ones that are actually curly. It's like you get three that are perfect slinkies and the rest are all crispy grandfather toenails.

[Anonymous No.11363870]

>>11363299
Peak autism.

[Anonymous No.11363978]

>>11363270
>always eat soups with a small spoon(not regular soup spoon)
>usually eat mostly the carbs on my plate first, leaving most of the meat for last
>highly prefer plastic plates instead of ceramic
>always use a flat plate unless I absolutelly have to use a deep plate like with soups
>prefer cutting meat into small pieces before cooking, instead of carving off when already cooked
>I always use a knife and fork when I eat homemade burgers and homemade pizza

[Anonymous No.11364017]

>>11363270
Cannot stand when food falls from my utensil or from my hamburger or burrito or taco or gyro or whatever it is. Tacos are the worst because the corn tortillas just shatter, flour tortillas are mostly better but no matter how well it's rolled up, some sauce will drip out and down my hand/wrist and it makes me so fucking mad
Trying to watch something while knowingly eating something messy, like chicken wings (at least one hand needs to touch the wing to hold it steady if you're a weirdo who uses a fork to eat them) and then the sound starts blaring, but you can't touch your volume/remote.
The worst is anybody doing the dishes but me, because they just drop everything in the sink and it's so loud

[Anonymous No.11364888]

>>11363270
>mouthfeel
opinion discarded