/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11356831]

>go out to eat for birthday
>get chastised for ordering the tenders
>"damnit anon i told you it's on me you can have anything you want"

Yeah, what I want is the tenders, why is this so hard for some people to comprehend? I love crispy, salty, fried chicken breast, it's delicious. I don't always want a piece of beef or a burger or something. I can fry a steak at my fucking house and grew up eating it every other me, same with burgers, I can make those at home. I don't however have a deep fryer or know how to make a great breading, so the only time I get to eat tenders is when I eat out. When I go out, I want chicken tenders, fish and chips, mozz sticks, onion rings, etc.

[Anonymous No.11356861]

>When I go out, I want chicken tenders, fish and chips, mozz sticks, onion rings
>fried meats, cheeses, and starches

So when's puberty gonna hit ya, eh?

[Anonymous No.11356867]

/r9k/ is out on the town.

[Anonymous No.11356874]

>>11356831
those look like p good tenders and fries, not bad desu
as long as youve made sure the tenders are actually made there and dont taste frozen then i see nothing wrong with this op

[Anonymous No.11356880]

>>11356831
>go to a steakhouse
>order chicken tenders
>ANON DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
pissed me off as a child too. chicken tenders usually have the biggest portions too so not sure why they’re whining
>>11356861
>when i go out i want steak, potato, bread, salad
>fried meats, starch, and oil
anyone can break down your taste to sound shitty. fuck you, hole.

[Anonymous No.11356883]

>>11356831
let out a high pitched reeeeeeee if they try to get in the way of you and your tendies

[Anonymous No.11356887]

>>11356831
Tenders are such a good thing to order when out. They’re almost always good and the contrast of the crunchy coating and soft meat is so much better than a burger or steak.

[Anonymous No.11356888]

>>11356861
>meat, cheese, starch
Do you know any other food groups that should be added? How about some spaghetti with meatballs? Also meat, cheese, starch.

[Anonymous No.11356918]

>>11356831
>when the tendies come with honey mustard sauce

[Anonymous No.11357002]

>>11356888
Vegetables, you absolute pants on head retard

[Anonymous No.11357053]

>>11357002
ok so have some celery with it, easy peasy

[Anonymous No.11357091]

>>11356831
MEDIOCRE

[Anonymous No.11357112]

What's the best recipe for breading? I can never match other people's breading and I want to go beyond breadcrumbs.

[Anonymous No.11357130]

You know what needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.11357292]

>>11357112
The secret is alcohol

[Anonymous No.11357315]

>>11356861
>>11357002
>onion
>not a vegetable
I eat lots of vegetables but sometimes it's nice to just have a bunch of greasy food like that. As long as you only do it every few months, more than that and it becomes unpleasant to eat for me.

[Anonymous No.11358492]

>>11356888
When the fuck did they add cheese to the spaghetti and meatballs? First of all, that's a dairy product. Secondly, you're a fag. Third, there's no cheese in spaghetti and meatballs.

[Anonymous No.11358506]

>You’re too old to eat those!

[Anonymous No.11358507]

>>11356831
That's the problem with speaking to women, everything they say is dumb.

[Anonymous No.11358527]

>>11356831
>anything but honey mustard for tendos and ketchup for fries on plate
shiggabiggadiggadoo

[Anonymous No.11358741]

>>11358492
You don't put parmesan on your pasta?

[Anonymous No.11358900]

Eating what you really want is important. Its always blown my mind that people expect that everyone really wants what they prefer and no one could possible want an item that isn't the most expensive on the menu.

[Anonymous No.11358913]

>>11358527
I just prefer ranch for both.

[Anonymous No.11358949]

>>11356831
tendies look good. fries look shitty

[Anonymous No.11358952]

>>11356831
FUCKING
BASED
&
REDPILLED

[Anonymous No.11359187]

>>11358900
Having a craving for a particular dish might even be a sign that you have a deficiency of some nutrient that the dish is full of.

[Anonymous No.11359203]

>>11356831
Dude I always hated that shit.
>anon this is a celebration! Get what you want!
>I just want a sandwich
>seriously?
Yeah fucker. I like sandwiches

[Anonymous No.11359407]

>>11356831
Please kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11359517]

>>11356831
They burnt your tenders,bro.

[Anonymous No.11359519]

>>11356918
Honey mustard is an abomination

[Anonymous No.11359574]

A generalization is that people who only eat chicken tenders and fries are basic ass bitches with the pallet of a child.

If you go out to eat somewhere, some people think that it's good to order something that you can't normally order anywhere else. (Like going to red lobster and instead of ordering seafood, you order your tendies and fries.) So what's the point in going out somewhere nice when something basic would make you just as happy? You might as well go McDonalds.

Eat what you want and what makes you happy, but be aware that you probably fall into that "man child" category in other people's eyes.

[Anonymous No.11359593]

>>11359574
Correcting my spelling: Palate.

[Anonymous No.11359641]

>>11356831
Literal child.

[Anonymous No.11359710]

>>11359519
no u

[Anonymous No.11359720]

>>11359574
>giving a shit about the food somebody else is eating
Lighten up, francis

[Anonymous No.11359757]

>>11359720
If you took your significant other out for a fancy 5 star restaurant as a special treat and they order a fucking grilled cheese sandwich, wouldn't you wonder why you bothered with the effort in the first place? Eating out can be viewed as an adventure or a special chance to explore new things. Nobody likes adults who are picky eaters. Being picky is for children who are afraid of going outside of their safety bubble. Just stay home.

[Anonymous No.11359767]

>>11359757
No. I don't give a shit if she just has crackers and water....as long as she's happy. Why do you give a fuck about what someone else eats?

[Anonymous No.11359790]

>>11359757
>red lobster is a 5 star restaurant
you don't think being picky about what OTHER people eat is maybe just a little bit more pathetic though?

[Anonymous No.11359800]

>>11359767
>>11359790
I can see I'm wasting my time in this thread. Moving on.

[Anonymous No.11359806]

>>11359800
the point is you assume your low rent conjecture about restaurants being adventures and not businesses that give you food wasn't missed it was disregarded

[Anonymous No.11359815]

>>11359800
I agree with you anon. Dining out is an experience, it's not just about stuffing your fat face with fried foods.

[Anonymous No.11359830]

>>11359800
So what if that 5 star restaraunt had the best fucken grilled cheese she's ever tasted? You want her to miss out so she can impress some dipshit like you?

[Anonymous No.11359850]

>>11359815
>it's not just about stuffing your fat face with fried foods
Nobody suggested this. Why did you?

[Anonymous No.11359861]

>>11359850
Because this is 4chan and I'm being just as pedantic as you are. At the end of the day our opinions differ, I don't really give a shit about yours, you don't really give a shit about mine. I think it's slovenly to go to a nice restaurant and order trash food, you don't. To each their own. At the end of the day, you'll get your over priced chicken tendies, I'll get some over priced dish and we'll both eat it and go home. Don't take this shit too seriously.

[Anonymous No.11359878]

>>11359861
Sorry, bro. I didn't mean to upset you.

[Anonymous No.11359894]

>>11359878
It's like going to a bar and ordering an non-alcoholic beer, you know? Just stay home if you're not going to enjoy the escape from status quo.

[Anonymous No.11359899]

>>11359894
I've seen plenty of people do that. It ain't nunna my bid'ness

[Anonymous No.11359911]

autistic people don't handle change very well. they have to have the same thing over and over again because its a form of stability. don't judge. enjoy your tendies little buddy. happy birthday! hope you got the coloring books you wanted!

[Anonymous No.11359912]

>>11356831
I wouldn't do that personally, but I have to admit those tendies and fries do look p gud.

[Anonymous No.11361333]

>>11359757
>5 star restaurant

[Anonymous No.11361336]

>>11357112
season your flower as well as marinating meat
i use leftover nacho crubs as a breading

[Anonymous No.11361351]

fried chicken is the easiest fucking thing to make

[𓆏 No.11361359]

>>11359519
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[Anonymous No.11361361]

>>11361336
>flower
dumb phoneposters

[Anonymous No.11361376]

>>11359894
Friends and family drag me along to bars pretty frequently. I don't drink alcohol but I enjoy coming along and drinking water and eating bar food.

[Anonymous No.11361380]

>>11361361
my mind drifted with the SPAG but my point is still understood by anyone who isnt a pedantic ledditor

[Anonymous No.11361425]

>>11361359
𓎁

[Anonymous No.11361659]

>>11361376
if you count tendos as bar food you are irredeemable

[Anonymous No.11361671]

>>11361659
how are they not bar food? deep fried and breaded shit is a bar food staple you dumbass

[Anonymous No.11361693]

>>11361659
I know I've seen chicken tenders on the menu of a bar I go to. Anyway, I was not commenting on the pointlessness or lack thereof of going to a restaurant and eating tendies, I was commenting on the pointlessness or lack thereof of going to a bar and not drinking alcohol.

[Anonymous No.11361715]

>>11359861
Pssst, spoiler alert, fine dining places usually don't offer tendies. if they are on the menu it's a mid grade place at best.
Apple

[Anonymous No.11361719]

My sister-in-law is unironically like this. 37 years old and it's the only thing she will ever order from anywhere.

[Anonymous No.11361744]

>>11359757
>If you took your significant other out for a fancy 5 star restaurant as a special treat and they order a fucking grilled cheese sandwich, wouldn't you wonder why you bothered with the effort in the first place?
No you fucking spastic I wanted to go out so I can spend time with them not so I can worry about what THEY are going to eat. Fine places like that don't even offer fucking tendies I swear some of you never actually go outside.

[Anonymous No.11361750]

>>11359757
If they're your SO you should know that they aren't adventurous and avoid such places in the first place senpai.

[Anonymous No.11361807]

>>11361351
>fried chicken is the easiest fucking thing to make

In absolutely no scenario is fried chicken easier to make than steak or a burger

[Anonymous No.11361815]

Unironically autistic here and I use a litmus test sort of thing when I go to different places. Well, I did before I became a vegetarian and found out I was allergic to soy. Used to be a cheeseburger. Really hard to mess up a cheeseburger, you know? Now I just make all my food and stick to my staples.

I don't know why people go out to eat. Waste of time and money.

[Anonymous No.11361880]

>>11361719
My brother used to be like this but now he orders normally and then gets an entire tender dinner on top of that
Hes a fuckin madman I don't know how he puts it away.

[Anonymous No.11361910]

>>11361719
She’s probably getting the exact same previously frozen and deep-fried chicken tenders and previously frozen fries from every place too because unless a place specifically advertises hand-breaded tenders, they seem to always be the same thing.

[Anonymous No.11361931]

>>11361910
Correct, but she also doesn't care about food

[Anonymous No.11361941]

>>11359519
wow okay

[Anonymous No.11361957]

>>11361815
>only order the most boring and generic pleb shit at a restaurant
>going out to eat is such a waste of time and money!

[Anonymous No.11362350]

>>11361957
lay off, he's unironic

[Anonymous No.11362463]

>>11361719
my sister does this too, I give her shit every time she does it with me

[Anonymous No.11362519]

WHEN I’VE BEEN A REAL GOOD BOY
ONLY ONE THING BRINGS ME JOY
CRUNCHY, FLAKY, ALL-WHITE MEAT
THE ONE AND ONLY GOOD BOY TREAT
TENDIES, TENDIES, IN MY TUMMY
MUMMY MAKES THEM OH SO YUMMY
HONEY MUSTARD, TART AND SWEET
MAKES MY GOOD BOY TREAT COMPLETE
MUMMY KNOWS THAT I GET GRUMPY
WHEN HER MILKY GETS ALL LUMPY
SO SHE PUTS AWAY HER TEAT
AND STARTS TO MAKE MY GOOD BOY TREAT
WHEN THE PRE-HEAT HAS BEGAN
PICK THE PERDUE, PAM THE PAN
THROW THE TENDIES IN THE HEAT
AND SOON I’LL EAT MY GOOD BOY TREAT
TENDIES, TENDIES, FAR TOO CRISPY
BLACK AND HARD LIKE MUMMY’S NIPPY
MUMMY DEAR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
MY GOOD BOY TREATS ARE OVERDONE!
‘SORRY DEAR’ MY MUM WOULD SAY
‘I’LL GO AND GET YOU CHIC FIL-A’
I DON’T GOT ALL FUCKING DAY
‘I WANT MY TENDIES NOW!’ I BRAY
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
SCREECHING, SCREAMING, JUMPING PLENTY
CUZ MY TUMMY’S RUNNING EMPTY
POO DRIPS FROM MY LEG ALL RUNNY
THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR MUMMY
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
MY DIAPY HOLDS MY SECRET WEAPON
YOU SHOULD SEE MY MUM’S EXPRESSION
WHEN THE POO POO HITS THE WALL
AND FISTFULLS MORE ALL START TO FALL
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!

[Anonymous No.11362636]

>>11362519
based

[Anonymous No.11362737]

>>11358527
is bbq acceptable for the fries?

[Anonymous No.11362924]

>>11359911
>be autistic
>love trying new foods, new restaurants
What now, anon?

[Anonymous No.11362932]

>>11358913
close second
anyone who eats them with ketchup can eat a dick for dessert

[Anonymous No.11363013]

>>11356831

[Anonymous No.11363027]

Why did people decide that chicken strips are only for children? Breaded chicken is fine when it's in a sandwich or on top of pasta, but heaven forbid if you want to eat it on its own. They're a pain in the ass to make yourself too, so the ideal of paying someone else to make them for you is also the most likely situation for you to be judged.

[Anonymous No.11363587]

>>11363027
Ask >>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.11364527]

>>11363027
Because they are the totem for the plebian palate. The immense popularity among both children and adults with very picky/non-adventurous food tastes is like nothing else. Sure there are tons of other foods like this, but chicken strips is the one at the forefront, so it's the one that gets criticized.

[Anonymous No.11364538]

>>11356831
>finally coax your weirdo sperg manchild friend to leave his mom's basement
>he acts like a weirdo sperg manchild in public

I don't know what I expected

[Anonymous No.11364686]

>>11363027
autists cannot handle sophisticated mouthfeels so they always order tendos

[Anonymous No.11364825]

>>11358527
>Ketchup
What's it like being a sub-human filipino?

[Anonymous No.11364835]

>>11358527
>honey mustard
>ketchup

This is as basic fucking bitch as it gets, you have to under age the age of 13 right?

[Anonymous No.11364948]

>>11364835
>people are going to be impressed by my refined taste in tendy dipping sauce
nobody cares what you dunk your fried chicken in, might as well go with what tastes good. or just enjoy the superior taste of no sauce whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.11365958]

>>11359757
Nigger if my bf wanted a grilled cheese at a five star I would be so down for that, I'd steal a bite too cause itd probably taste fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.11365980]

>>11358527
More like ranch for the tendies and mayonnaise for the fries, truly decadent and quintessentially patrician

[Anonymous No.11365989]

>>11364527
Pretty much this. It's like a hamburger, only with a hamburger you could have to do decide on cheeses and toppings, maybe even different breads. They might actually cook it different temperatures and not have a dried puck. Good places have good bread.

Chicken tenders are just chicken breast coated with batter and fried in oil. No choices. Bread and chicken. Usually served with fried potatoes. Breaded chicken and potatoes. With red sugar. Anything else might scare them.

[Anonymous No.11365997]

>>11365958
That's because you're a tranny and have to settle, a real women would never tolerate that behavior

[Anonymous No.11366001]

>>11365997
When did I say I was a tranny?
OBSESSED!

[Anonymous No.11366007]

>>11358913
Blue cheese with wing sauce mixed in thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.11366008]

>>11366001
Oh my mistake you're just a regular old gay faggot, stop acting like a women mate

[Anonymous No.11366017]

>>11366008
>only women disagree with me

[Anonymous No.11366031]

>>11366008
>this board about cooking dinner is for us MEN!
fag alert

[Anonymous No.11366051]

>>11366017
>>11366031
I originally assumed you were men because this board is but please tell me how 50% of the board is female from the same source that claims /a/ is majority 13 year old girls

[Anonymous No.11366056]

>>11366051
Please tell me how that guy was "acting like a women" first

[Anonymous No.11366083]

>>11366051
could you rewrite that in English, sweatie?