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11354709 No.11354709 [Reply] [Original]

>Be Me
>Live next to pizza place
>Super cheap, two employees, good quality ingredients
>Pizza once per week, more when lazy
>When the guy makes the pizza, it's 10/10
>When the lady makes the pizza, it's soggy and stinks after 10min
>Assume she undercooks, tell lady to bake it more
>Bake it harder
>Fucking burn it
>No degree of baking fixes soggyness or stench, pizza just gets charred.

What the hell is she doing wrong? What is the guy doing right?

>> No.11355847

>>11354709
Write an letter. INCONSISTENCY is bad for binness

>> No.11355994
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>>11354709
>pizza stench
wut?

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>>11355994

>> No.11356088

>>11354709
>stinks after 10min
tell her you want one without menstruation

>> No.11356272

Too much sauce would probably cause all those problems

>> No.11356391

>>11354709
You should try raping her to get your point across more clearly.