/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11348026]

What do you like to order at a Chinese place?

[Anonymous No.11348032]

>>11348026
a burrito

[Anonymous No.11348040]

>>11348026
Orange chicken, fried rice and noodles

[Anonymous No.11348042]

>>11348026
hamburger

[Anonymous No.11348056]

>>11348026
>letting other people handle your food

[Anonymous No.11348080]

>>11348026
cheesey rice with mashed potato, hold the croutons

[Anonymous No.11348098]

>>11348026
Teen asian girl.

[Anonymous No.11348106]

>>11348026
anything duck
if they don't have duck they aren't a real chinese restaurant

[Anonymous No.11348114]

you know i'm getting that honey sesame and beijing beef , half fried rice, half steamed veggies. gettingh ard just thinking bout it

[Anonymous No.11348133]

Fried chicken wings and french fries

[Anonymous No.11348159]

>>11348026
bell pepper beef
it's steak, cut thin, with chunks of cooked green pepper. $1 more than the rest of the shit, but I like it

[Anonymous No.11348163]

>>11348026
Sesame chicken. I've been getting it from the same place for like ten years.

>tfw the cute family daughter grows up until a smoking hot chink slut

[Anonymous No.11348164]

dog dick

[Anonymous No.11348172]

You

[Anonymous No.11348231]

General Tso's chicken, Extra spicy. with two eggrolls

[Anonymous No.11348261]

>>11348231
this is the correct answer

[Anonymous No.11348286]

>>11348261
but i would love to try Peking duck

[Anonymous No.11348294]

>>11348026
chow mein, orange chicken, beijing beef, and an egg roll

[Anonymous No.11348416]

>>11348026
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

[Anonymous No.11348419]

>>11348098
>this is the only correct answer

[Anonymous No.11348477]

>>11348026
If the menu doesn't have mapo tofu and other real szechuan dishes then I do a 360 and walk out. Fuck that typical bland cantonese shit that appeals to whypippo tastelets, I'm outta there.

[Anonymous No.11348515]

>>11348416

get your hands OFF MY PENIS

[Anonymous No.11348550]

>>11348026
rat turd fried in gutter oil

[Anonymous No.11348556]

>>11348231
>Extra spicy
This is the key to making general tso's not so boring. Most chinese places will indicate that it's a spicy dish but it really isn't unless you ask for it extra spicy.

[Anonymous No.11348560]

>>11348106
Same as this anon

[Anonymous No.11348693]

>>11348556
The place I like doesn't make it that spicy to begin with

[Anonymous No.11348707]

CRAB RANGOON
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[Anonymous No.11348718]

>>11348707
Overrated af

[Anonymous No.11348721]

>>11348026
Orange chicken, ginger beef, sweet and sour pork.
Szechuan chicken, eggplant, greenbeans

[Anonymous No.11348729]

>>11348056
where do you think food comes from?

[Anonymous No.11348737]

Last time I ordered some spicy chicken and ended up getting a canker sore. Never again.

[Anonymous No.11348751]

I'm pretty sure Beijing beef is only at Panda Express so like 4 of you think Panda Express is the epitome of Chinese food God this board is retarded.

[Anonymous No.11348763]

Mu shu chicken with the Mandarin pancakes

[Anonymous No.11348807]

mapo tofu

[Anonymous No.11348814]

Kkanpunggi (spicy fried boneless chicken, northern Chinese style). Living in South Korea here.

[Anonymous No.11348858]

A soup, rice, tofu and meat/vegetables.

[Anonymous No.11348869]

>>11348056

Unless you own a farm go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.11348877]

>>11348026

Chinese

[Anonymous No.11348917]

Beef and Broccoli with lo mien

[Anonymous No.11348929]

>>11348026

I usually order the full body massage and the $40 Happy Ending.

[Anonymous No.11348931]

Spice Bag

[Anonymous No.11348933]

>>11348026
Chicken with garlic sauce
Or
>>11348159

[Anonymous No.11348942]

If it's a dim sum place, sticky rice.
If it's like a regular Chinese place, kung pao.

[Anonymous No.11348948]

>>11348026
orange chicken, general tso's chicken, fried dumplings, crab rangoons, and pork fried rice

[Wuhan Traveller No.11348984]

>>11348040
>>11348114
>>11348159
>>11348163
>>11348231
>>11348294
>>11348707
>>11348721
>>11348763
>>11348933
>>11348942
>>11348948

None of these are actually Chinese food.

[Anonymous No.11349013]

>>11348984
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Fucking... chill man.

[Anonymous No.11349022]

>>11348929
Happy endings are like $60 here, I'm jealous.

[Anonymous No.11349052]

>>11349022

You're being overcharged.

[Anonymous No.11349054]

>>11348026
General Tso's combo.

[Anonymous No.11349084]

>>11349052
I wouldn't pay $40 for a handjob from some crusty middle aged chinese woman either though.

[Anonymous No.11349116]

>>11348984
>What do you order at a Chinese place?
not
>What is Chinese food?

[Anonymous No.11349120]

>>11348026
wtf thats not chinese

[Anonymous No.11349145]

Sweer Potato and Chicken Nuggers

[Anonymous No.11349159]

>>11349116

Semantics.

Hello Mr. Trump.

[Anonymous No.11349167]

>>11348477
The real answer

[Anonymous No.11349175]

>>11348026
For me it's:
Crab Rangoon
Steamed pork dumplings
Vegetable lo mein
General Tso's
Coconut Shrimp
City Beef

Thanks for participating, other options

[Anonymous No.11349180]

desu when I wasn't on my diet I would get chiken wings with fries

The chicken wings were actually good. The fries were generally shitty, but I love shitty crinkle cut fries.

[Anonymous No.11349240]

>>11348718
depends on where you get it. crab rangoon with real crab meat is amazing. some places will sell crab rangoon and only put cream cheese in there, not even the artificial shit.

[Anonymous No.11349276]

>>11348026

>Shrimp Toast
>Fried Wontons
>Hot & Sour Soup
>Pork Fried Rice
>Peking Duck or Boneless Fried Chicken w/vegetables

[Anonymous No.11349279]

>>11348707
Not a fan of imitation crab

[G8rH8r No.11349281]

I would love the average doodoo plate if it didn't come with the boring BAD fried wings as filler. teriyaki sticks, crab rangoons egg rolls those ribs tips sometime fried donuts all A+

[Anonymous No.11349288]

Fried rice or Chow Mein
Orange chicken or general tsos
Pan fried dumplings
Eggrolls
Eggdrop Wonton soup

[Anonymous No.11349315]

mapo tofu

[Anonymous No.11349331]

>>11348026
Bourbon Chicken, steamed rice, 5 spring rolls, keeps me going for several days

[Anonymous No.11349339]

>>11349084

The 30 y.o Korean bitch that usually services me is a solid 6/10. I have no complaints. her technique is excellent.

[Anonymous No.11349353]

Well I know this isn't Chinese food but usually from my Chinese local I get a Thai green beef curry duck spring rolls and chips

[Anonymous No.11349356]

Bean curd pork with steamed rice! And a high five to the qt cashier. JK not a high five, I am shy.

[Anonymous No.11349375]

cream of sum yung gai

[Anonymous No.11349377]

>>11348026
Lo mein with teriyaki beef

[Anonymous No.11349379]

>>11348026
Pork fried rice, dumplings, lo mein

[Anonymous No.11349413]

I want a foil sack of those candied ribs and a container of hot and sour soup.

[Anonymous No.11349423]

>>11348026
Fried Chicken Wings

[Anonymous No.11349639]

>>11349159
All conversation is semantics, friend.

[Anonymous No.11349690]

>>11348026
>Chinese
We should have a thread about actual Chinese food sometime.

I'm a fan of xiaolongbao and begger's chicken. Yum Cha is nice too, my favourite are the crystal prawn dumplings.

[Anonymous No.11349714]

>>11348477
Mapo tofu is based. Unfortunately I cant find any of the dishes I had in Shanghai around here. There's only one place with hot pot in my entire metro area (not including Korean """restaurants""")

[Anonymous No.11349790]

>>11348707
That's my shit

[Anonymous No.11349969]

>>11348477
>typical bland cantonese
Don't knock Cantonese, it's a real cuisine.
You've just never had it in the west because it was only real cuisine about 100 years ago and has now been bastardised beyond recognition into some sort of thing that is a fusion of Cantonese and white settler food from when ingredients were shit and spices too expensive.

[Anonymous No.11349988]

>>11348026
I literally cannot go past just getting steamed rice and honey chicken. Glorious deep fried meats in sugar sauces.

[Anonymous No.11349999]

Dan Dan Noodles

>tfw live in major city and can get authentic chinese food and not just americanized sugar+soy sauce+corn starch garbage

[Anonymous No.11350006]

>>11348477
>do 360
>arrive right back in the restaurant.
Heh, nice try at degrees mutt. Go back to using radians.

[Anonymous No.11350426]

>>11348026
Bourbon chicken, egg rolls, cheese wonton/crab rangoon, chicken on a stick. There's also this awesome stuff that's tiny scallops, shrimp, and imitation crab mixed together in a sauce. Don't have a pic or remember what it's called though.

[Anonymous No.11350638]

>>11349339
Do you cum on her face?

[Anonymous No.11350640]

cantonese style fried rice

[Anonymous No.11350675]

Beef rolls, which are a Taiwanese-American thing you can only get at like a couple places within a few miles of where I live. It's like a braised beef in bean sauce with green onions and cilantro wrapped in a scallion pancake. Chopped chilis in vinegar on the side and it's 10/10 fast food.

[Anonymous No.11350679]

>>11350675
Second choice is minced pork on rice or beef soup with hand torn noodles

[Anonymous No.11350834]

>>11348984
shut up you stupid white nigger. westernized takeout is obviously what is implied.

[Anonymous No.11350884]

>>11348984
Tastes good, don't care

[Anonymous No.11350887]

Hot wings

[Anonymous No.11350896]

>>11348026
chow fun, cakelord

[Anonymous No.11350928]

Omelette and chips. I ordered a Ho Fun once but it was not at all what I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.11350948]

>>11349375
schwing

[Anonymous No.11351067]

The Chinese place my family frequents does an excellent peach-shrimp dish. Basically breaded shrimp and peach slices in a creamy sauce. So fucking good. Get a couple mains and either a friend rice dish or a noodle dish. If they is anything with lamb it is probably a more quality dish, try it out.

Also, check if they have an Asian and a white menu, if they do get at least one thing from the Asian menu. This is a real thing, though some Chinese restos won't openly share the Chinese menu with you unless you are a loyal regular. I am not joking.