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11346219 No.11346219 [Reply] [Original]

ITT only 10/10s allowed

>> No.11346226

>>11346219
>not frangipane
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WOW OK

>> No.11346324

>>11346226
shut up france

>> No.11346353
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>>11346226
>Frangipane is derived from frangere il pane (Italian for "that breaks the bread")

>> No.11346692

>>11346353
I like bread.

>> No.11346794
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>>11346219
>milk chocolate
Now that the kids have shared their favorite chocolate, what are the adults' favorites?

>> No.11346898

>>11346219

>milk chocolate
>10/10

oof owie ow

>> No.11346920

>30% cocoa
why even bother

>> No.11346953

>>11346219
Is there much of a difference between 'alpine milk chocolate' and regular milk chocolate?

I still think the marzipan one is the best so far.

>> No.11347074
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>>11346794
for me it topped conflake

>> No.11347095

>>11346219
Oof, that chocolate is the best.
The 40% same, just the right amount less sweet.

>> No.11347256
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>>11346219
>Ritter SPORT
>SPORT
That brand annoys the shit out of me for putting sport in their name. They didn't even try making it remotely sport related.
>the name originates from being able to fit in every sport jacket
MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

>> No.11347429
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>>11346794
Poor man choice Lindit for me.

Used to eat lindit 70 but recently trying to switch to Lindit 85. Has no sugar unlike 70. It is as far as I can enjoy for now. I can still manage past that but won't be enjoyable.

>> No.11347440

>>11347256
>sport only means exercise
I wanted to agree with you but then I'll look stupid

>> No.11347442

>>11347429
Keep it up anon. Your taste will adjust. I've been eating 86% and it tastes nice and sweet to me now.

>> No.11347447
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>>11347074
>>11346219
>Milk chocolate

>> No.11347454

>>11347256
Wow I've seen it while looking for chocolate and thought it had protein mixed in or something, guess I'll try it now.

>> No.11347501

>>11347440
The irony is that you've achieved the opposite.

>> No.11347913
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>>11346219
>milk chocolate

>> No.11347938
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11347938

>>11346219
>choosing plain Ritter
>when their main strength lies in the huge variety of tasty shit they put inside
also dark chocolate is superior anyway

>> No.11347944

>>11347938
Came here to post this

>> No.11347977
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>> No.11347999

>>11347977

HURTS

>> No.11348059
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11348059

>>11347429
>Lindit

>> No.11348081

>>11348059
its time for glasses, grandpa

>> No.11348089

>>11348081
oh fuck. never mind. I thought you were reading the packaging

>> No.11348324
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>>11347256
How does this make you feel?

>> No.11348346

>>11348324
Glad i’m not in Sweden snymore.

>> No.11348399

>>11346219
Why does non-American chocolate taste so disgusting? It's like they don't even try to make it sweet.

>> No.11348435

>>11348399
They use less sugar in general in Europe.
I quite like it actually, you can taste the food better without getting overwhelmed by sweetness.

>> No.11348475

>>11347938
kino

>> No.11348537

>>11347938
Based and chocolatepilled

>> No.11348552

>>11348399
All the good American chocolate isnt sold in flyoverland. Sorry you drew last in the lottery of life.

>> No.11348562
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>>11347938
>mfw just tried this for the first time
Oh baby

>> No.11348581

>>11346219
>milk
>chocolate
>10/10
try again and take this YIKES from me

>> No.11348594
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>>11347447
Fucking boomer. Get some taste.

>> No.11348613

>>11346219
I tried this rittersport chocolate recently, went with the butter biscuit version and it was pretty good

>> No.11348625

>>11348594
>+ LAIT
>- CACAO
Ummmmmmmmm in what kind of clown world is this being advertised as a good thing?

>> No.11348635

>>11348399
Because you're used to the taste of Butyric acid - which is similar in taste to vomit.

Americans literally love the taste of vomit.

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>>11348625
White people prefer milk to icky dirt beans.

>> No.11348668

>>11346953
>alpine milk

It's a marketing gimmick

>> No.11348692
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11348692

>>11346219
For me it's Ritter Sport Olympia

>> No.11348701

>>11348692
Wow that sounds absolutely based
They don't sell those where I live :^(

>> No.11348708

>>11347074
>kreation
Why do Europeans pretend to have their own languages?

>> No.11348725

>>11348708
It's because they're racists. Swapping out C for K is a KKK thing. Also hence the name /ck/

>> No.11349783

>>11348625
it's marketed as chocolate for kids, the increase in milk content is suposed to make it seem more healthy, even though it's obviously just to decrease production costs

>> No.11349957
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>> No.11350403

Please update me when you have made it to the high IQ realm of free-basing ground nibs and injecting brut

>> No.11350423

>>11349957
I liked the one where people drew furry porn on the packaging all over my twatter feed. Wonder how it tastes

>> No.11350429

>>11346219
Ritter can suck my unshaven nuts.
Ghiradelli is infinitetly better.

>> No.11350440
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>>11350429
>Ghiradelli is infinitetly better.

>> No.11350611
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>> No.11350643

>>11347442
>86let
who here an 87chad?

>> No.11350664
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11350664

I have a soft spot for these...rwwrr

>> No.11350756
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11350756

Am I the only one who likes both dark chocolate and milk chocolate?

>> No.11350847
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11350847

THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN

>> No.11350877

lmao at these tryhards pretending high cocoa chocolate is anything else than trash.

>> No.11350879
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>>11347429
>>11347442
>forcing yourself to eat the darkest chocolate, even when you literally admit that you initially don't like it, just because you think eating dark chocolate will somehow make you sophisticated and cool, because you are literally so desperate for a positive identity

>> No.11350894

>>11350879
Dark chocolate lowers blood pressure and it's good for your cholesterol you stupid ape.

>> No.11350900

>>11350894
So that's an excuse to eat something that taste like crap?

>> No.11350903

>>11350900
It tastes good though.

>> No.11350907
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11350907

>>11350903
It tastes like shit you fucking fag

>> No.11350911
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>>11348594
I don't care what anyone says about milk chocolate. These are delicious.

>> No.11350912

>>11350903
Bullshit, you just want to feel better about your shit dietary choices

>> No.11350913
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>> No.11350917

>>11350912
>>11350907
I can't even say you have a child palate because even as a child milk chocolate tasted like shit. I never eat anything less than 60% cocao

>> No.11350922
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>>11350917
Never even said I ate milk chocolate to begin with, why are you trying so hard to sound sophisticated over fucking chocolate?

>> No.11350923

>>11350917
>>11350917
>even as a child milk chocolate tasted like shit. I never eat anything less than 60% cocao

Found the neckbeard

>> No.11350925

>>11350922
There's nothing sophisticated about chocolate, there's just chocolate with taste and sugary shit that taste like garbage. That's like pretending people that eat their burger with meat instead of feces are trying to look cultured.

>> No.11351057

>>11350847
>Knoppers
>future
That has been around since the early 80s

>> No.11351068

>>11346794
>>11346898
Milk chocolate is objectively superior to dark

>> No.11351126
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11351126

step aside casuals

>> No.11351166

>>11347938
Fuck I love marzipan. Gonna buy some today. Oh yeaaah.

>> No.11351297

>>11348594
This, Kinder is the patrician's chocolate

>> No.11351313

>>11347429
>>11347442
>>11350917
>>11350643
>Not eating the 95%
Choclet plebeians

>> No.11351323

>>11351126
Seconded, it's glorious

>> No.11351338

>>11351126
That's a wafer. I thought this was a chocolate thread.

>> No.11351352
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11351352

>>11350894
>I eat chocolate because it is good for your heart

>> No.11351357
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>>11350847
I unironically bought 100 of these at the store once.

>> No.11351366

>>11347938
>>11351126
oh bby yes

>> No.11351377
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>>11347938
Pfft.. Pic related is by far the best Ritter Sport

>> No.11351391
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11351391

unironically bought this because maymay. Was good.

>> No.11351542

>>11347074
Now that’s some real german shit right there

>> No.11351587

Where my white chocolate niggas at

>> No.11351605

Rektangularish, unpraktish und semigut.

>> No.11351614
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>>11346219
>>11346794
>>11347074
>>11347429
As much as I adore really dark chocolate, this stuff is just on a completely different level.

>> No.11351900

>>11351614
this sounds amazing
too bad you can't even get licorice around here anymore

>> No.11351917

Damn why is all this chocolate packaging so kino? Almost all the ones posted just look so nice. More so than most other collections of food I can think of.

>> No.11351938
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>>11351338
for (((you)))

>> No.11351994
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>>11348324
>522 kcal

>> No.11352059

>>11351587
I bet it's even more frowned upon than milk chocolate, lol.
But I like it

>> No.11352217

>>11350877
Babs crashing his first soylent party

>> No.11352373
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>>11346794
Do you realize you're just as bad as a fedora ordering black coffee to seem more mature?

>> No.11352379

>>11352373
>It's fedora to enjoy the flavor of something without filling it with milk and sugar like a child
Ok retard

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>> No.11352455
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>>11346219
mars is the absolute GOAT chocolate bar. it's absolutely perfect and is what i call a 'no bullshit bar' because it doesn't need to fuck around with gay shit like nuts and wafers to be totally, utterly based and quintessentially redpilled.

>> No.11352508

>>11350847
My childhood during my time in Germany in the 90s right there.

>> No.11352515

>>11351542
>german

>> No.11352524

>>11352455
basically pure sugar, that nougat is sickly

snickers is the real godbar, is balances that nougat with the salty, savoury nuts

>> No.11352551

>>11352524
you can't handle it huh, bitch boy? heh, you worm, you think snickers even comes CLOSE to the mighty Mars bar? Grow up, kid.

>> No.11352576

yurobongs leave

>> No.11352603

>>11352379
It's fedora to think it makes you somehow more mature.

>> No.11353970

>>11352455
way too sweet, milky way is better

>> No.11354075

Chocolate percentage rankings:
<50% : cringe and bluepilled
50-65%: normie but acceptable
65-85%: based and redpilled
85-99%: godly taste
99.9%: the hero we need but do not deserve

>> No.11354585
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>>11352379
>no thanks. I take my chocolate 100% pure. Milk and sugar are for children.

>> No.11354597
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I just leave this here ...

>> No.11354704

>>11352455
Isn't mars bar different in different countries?

>> No.11354752

>>11348692
The absolute best

>> No.11354783

>>11351614
Fuckin swedes man. Black licorice is God awful.

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>>11346219
>anything but nougat
Can' believe all the plebs ITT

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>> No.11355075
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>>11351352
>I just eat whatever mama feeds me!
>if mama says chocolate is bad. Its bad!

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>>11350879
>I only eet what tasted good to mee !!

>> No.11355155

>>11352455
i feel hollow inside when i eat a mars bar
you need that something extra, the crunch a snickers or a lion gives you is essential

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>>11352551
>trying to act tough with a candy bar in your hand

>> No.11355876
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>>11355178
Say that to my face, faggot, and I'll beat the shit out of you with my curly wurly.

>> No.11355891

>>11355876
You do that

>> No.11355915

>>11355891
>giving a serious reply
Are you an amoeba?

>> No.11356052

>>11348692
yes, the american ritter sport is not good

>> No.11356068
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11356068

>the whole thread
Lads you need to grow some taste.

>> No.11356242
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>>11346794
It's somewhere between milk and *real* dark chocolate. The cocoa content varies, with a 50% minimum.
>inb4 I literally eat powdered and pressed seeds
It shouldn't be too sweet, especially with a cup of coffee. I get the appeal of something like Lindt 99, but too much cocoa usually leads to a chocolate that's hard, but brittle and has a bit of a sour aftertaste.

>> No.11356255

Ultra-dark chocolate is for retards who think their vaguely esoteric tastes are a substitute for an actual personality. Just like those million-IBU beers with meme names like "Hops Monster" and shit.

>> No.11356526
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11356526

If it has to be Ritter then this

>> No.11356663
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>>11356242
I always thought these had beautiful packaging for mainstream chocolate, are they even available outside Poland?
I like my chocolate darker personally, but this is a good entry-level dark chocolate.

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*ahem*

>> No.11356690
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>>11351313
>95%
Are you a woman or a child?
Behold and weep, chocolets

>> No.11356721

>>11347938
>>11347074
>>11354926
>>11355063
based
>>11350423
the what now?

>> No.11356724
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I ate so many of these little sluts when I was in Prague

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>>11356690
Apologies, I meant 99%, 95 doesn't even exist. My fiancee made choco cashews from it

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Best worst flavor coming through.

>> No.11356941

>>11356742
Your fiancee is a ho

>> No.11356942

>>11356690
>Eats Lindt
>Calls others chocolets
I don't dip my pinky toe in the pool and call myself an Olympic swimmer m8

>> No.11356954

>>11346794
Milk chocolate tastes good you loser

>> No.11356955

>>11355915
No. How can an amoeba type? Are you crazy? I'm a normal human

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>>11356955

>> No.11358550

>>11346953
I've tasted both 'normal' milk and alpike milk that id produced locally, and the only difference I can taste is that the alpine milk is naturally sweeter

>> No.11359179

>>11358550
raw milk does taste different to pasteurised though

>> No.11359183
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>>11356690
Weenies

>> No.11359485

>>11359179
If it makes a difference both were fresh slow pasteurized milk

>> No.11359723
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>Ritter thread
>nobody posting the superior schatz
shig

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>unironically liking milk chocolate as an adult
>unironically disliking dark chocolate as an adult
someone care to explain that shit to me? is it an American thing? I only really liked milk chocolate as a kid, now it's way WAY too fucking sweet to me. I'd literally gag if I had to eat more than a few pieces of that shit. same goes for my friends, for the most part they seem to prefer 70% dark chocolate

>> No.11359766

>>11359762
I feel like ironically eating anything would be far worse.

>> No.11359863
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Anyone else unironically like IKEA chocolate? The milk is generic, but the hazelnut and dark are really good.

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>tfw American
Why are Europeans so much better culturally bros

>> No.11359960

>>11354075
>Eating dark chocolate is for based redpilled proud boys and also middle-aged women.
Sure thing, bro.

>> No.11360158

>>11359183
Why not just eat cocoa beans at this point?

>> No.11360169

>>11346219
I made a length post about being a BritBong in Krautland but it rejected it so the best Ritter is Praline. Hazelnuts runner up.

>> No.11360303

>>11356663
Yeah, the packages are extremely comfy.
I don't think it's good enough to import, it's just a chocolate after all. And wherever you're from they probably have something with a very similar recipe.

>> No.11360561

>>11356679
Patrician taste

>> No.11360927

>>11360303
>I don't think it's good enough to import, it's just a chocolate after all.
tell that to Lindt, Hershey or any other big chocolate company
Polish sweets actually get exported quite a lot to eastern europe