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11343891 No.11343891 [Reply] [Original]

>Carla
>Brad

>> No.11343896

>>11343891
Brad, obviously. I don't think there's really a debate here. Carla is cool, but Brad is A#1 and makes the whole channel

>> No.11343927
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11343927

>>11343896
t. pic related

>> No.11343971

>>11343927
Looks like you're a little jealous

>> No.11343979

I prefer Carla over Brad. Molly the tittymonster deserves an honorable mention.

>> No.11344051
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>>11343979
>Molly the tittymonster
what tiddies?

>> No.11344063

Andy

>> No.11344069

>>11343891
carla, brad is annoying

>> No.11344070
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>>11344063

>> No.11344073

For me, it's Molly.

>> No.11344082

>>11343979
>>11344073
For real, what kind of name is Baz?
Jewish?

>> No.11344092

It's like a two part epoxy

>> No.11344107
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11344107

For me, it's Priya

>> No.11344140
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>>11344107
Bread burn too long, I'm probably gone
Yogurt sandwich my swan song
I'll show Claire how to leave well enough alone
I'm not this world this BA world
I fall back, concoct new worlds
I fall out in ketchup swirls
I fall until I stop this world
I fall the fuck off this world

I work down the kitch' from you've
Noticed me, I've never seen you
Wonder what the fuck I do
Listen up, you nosy bitch, listen close
My most recent purchase, old black toast
Gonna learn how to burn it, hang it in my toaster
Perfect reminder, occult I'm made of
Come try it out whenever you wanna
Last night, 3:30 in the morning, Brad on my front porch
Can feel him itching to take me with him, hail Brad
Fuck you waiting for
Like a question no one mention
He turns around, hands me his weapon
He slurs, "Please have some gonorrhea, it's been a pleasure, Priya"
Head on like bread, on like grey
Brad in your way, not in my way, I got my way
I was in my way, crept out my way, kept out my way
I'm on one like bae, you're on your way, way, way, way
Head on like bread, on like grey
Brad in your way, not in my way, I got my way
I was in my way, crept out my way, kept out my way
I'm on one like bae, you're on your way, way, way, way

I'm fucking tired of all the cu/ck/s
I've tried charring, everything sucks
For less I'm worth, I've served my bid
All fuck life wasn't what it is
All fuck life was just a fridge
I seen some free-handed Brad's dick
Far I see high time man quit
Won't let you know when I get going
Bread burn too long

>> No.11344142
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>>11344082
>Thinking they aren't all Jews

>> No.11344196

>>11344142

Why are /pol/schizos always making stuff up saying everyone is Jewish?

And who cares anyway even if someone is Jewish?

More importantly aren't we all AMERICAN???

>> No.11344210

>>11344051
They're well hidden 99% of the time

>> No.11344242

>>11344210
Is this another veiled antisemitic remark???
COME ON

>> No.11344244

>>11344196
Fuck off jew

>> No.11344266

>>11344244
I'm not jidf, schizo. Just a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. Why does someone's religion even matter???

>> No.11344278

>>11344244

Also can we please stay on topic of THE GREAT DEBATE

I don't see what that has to do with ANTISEMITISM

>> No.11344281

>>11344140
who the fuck has this much time on their hands to write this my god

>> No.11344291

>>11344281
fuck off brainlet it literally took five minutes, look at the timestamps

>> No.11344313

Love them both. Brad is more entertaining and makes more interesting/ exotic shit that I will never bother to make. Carla is more informative and makes recipes that I am willing to try at home.

>> No.11344316
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>>11344266
>>11344278
Also I am GAY. But not that it MATTERS. Because we are all PATRIOTIC AMERICANS. No more silly /pol/ labels, please.

>> No.11344440

>>11344316
That image is associated with a HATE SPEECH video
and is ILLEGAL in many countries from which /ck/ users post.

I read in the Forward that Jews actually ARE white and are AMERICANS just like YOU

can we please get back to the thread topic

>> No.11344667

>>11343891
I'd stick it deep in Carla, that's for sure!

>> No.11344674

>>11344440
>>11344316
stop talking to yourself you autistic tard

>> No.11344735
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>>11344674

>> No.11344752

>>11344735
wow 1 minute on paint to crop out the (you). Very dastardly, old man.

>> No.11344762

>>11344674
Who is the bigger tard? The one posting the bait, or the one replying to it?

>> No.11344798

>>11344762
the one replying to bait (you)

LOL

>> No.11344816

>>11344752
>pleb brain can't handle being wrong so he falls back on the "lol photoshop" defense
you got btfo. stay ass blasted, faggot.

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>>11343891
Can I throw my waifood into the ring?

>> No.11344833

>>11344816
mad

>> No.11345812

>>11344819
>graying fat down syndrome jew
>doesn't even work there

>Can I throw my waifood into the ring?
No

>> No.11345825

>>11345812
based

>> No.11346006

>>11344313
How is Brad's shit interesting or exotic?
He makes stuff like butter and pickles

>> No.11346072

I like them both.

>> No.11346077
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11346077

>>11343891
>YouTube

>> No.11346084

>Tfw no Jewess to disinfect me before bodily contact.

>> No.11346106

>>11346077
(You) Tube

>> No.11346361

>>11344833
>mad
yes you are, stop projecting

>> No.11346378

>>11346361
are y'all gay or just autistic? wth

>> No.11346433

Carla forever destroyed any respect I had for her after that burnt cabbage bullshit

>> No.11346457
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>>11343891

>> No.11346486

I'd let Brad hose me but I certainly wouldn't let that nasty wench Carla peg me.

>> No.11346501

>>11343891
there is no debate, why even make this thread?

>> No.11346921

Brad is one of the funniest motherfuckers on this planet. I'm gay for him no homo.

>> No.11347063

>>11346921
Would you let him choke you during sex?

>> No.11347071

>>11346433
She's probably super upset by your loss of respect. I hope she recovers and can go on making money being a chef.

>> No.11347078

>>11347063
not the same poster but yes

>> No.11347087

>>11343891
Is that god damn fag wearing a hipster knot?
Jesus Christ.
And that's your hero?

>> No.11347100

>>11347087
*MAN BUN

>> No.11347152

>>11347087
Show us a picture of you so we can know whether or not to reject your opinion. For all we know you have a man bun and you're jealous that his looks better.

Carla looks great in that OP image, though. I would totally make out with her at a company party.

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>>11344107

>> No.11347174

>>11344140
bro

>>11344107
you realize she actually made a yogurt sandwich right?

>> No.11347175

I miss Claire already

>> No.11347190

>>11347157
Don't ever reply to me again you fucking weeb.

>> No.11347274

>ywn have a italian milf charring your cabbages and letting you tit fuck those mommy tits with chewed up nipples

Why live

>> No.11347293

>>11343891
Carla is a dumb cunt.
She's so fucking full of herself

>> No.11347453

Brad. Why is this even a question?

>> No.11347471

>>11343891
who in the world would choose Carla over Brad?

>> No.11347483

I just made the dahi toast from the video

Why the fuck does she use a blender for making the chutney? I used it and it took forever, the stems were a fucking bitch to get mixed in. Also, there's no conceivable way to simultaneously balance the fried curry leaves and mustard seeds on top while also dipping the sandwich in chutney. I eventually just had to let it all fall into the chutney and then just scoop both of it together with the sandwich.

Flavors were actually on point though. She's right, shit is delicious.

>> No.11347634

>>11347174

yes i love her

>> No.11347638

>>11347483
what kind of retard actually uses stems in a blender, you are obviously to retarded of a cook to make logical changes to a recipe and you should stick to simple things like egg in a hole

>> No.11347641

>>11347471
Someone who isn't gay? And has taste

>> No.11347643

>>11347641
Andy?

>> No.11347649

Wourder

>> No.11347685
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11347685

>>11347638
>obviously to retarded

>> No.11347689

>>11347643
>Someone who isn't gay

>> No.11347852

>>11347689
Andy?

>> No.11347968
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11347968

>>11347643
>>11347852
Andy?

>> No.11348007
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11348007

>>11347152
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.11348359

>>11343927
>in every thread

absolutely seething

>> No.11348368

>>11344291
see
>>11343380

>> No.11348386

>>11343891
Brad, by a wide margin. He is absolutely hilarious.

>> No.11348404

>>11348368
>>11348213
You must really love crossposting

>> No.11348407

>>11348404
I'll be honest, that's how I found this thread. but i'm not the "huh" poster

>> No.11348699
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>>11348386
>funny cooking man says things loud and fast in a brooklyn accent hahaha

>> No.11348741

>>11346378
>being so mad that you think people must be gay or autistic
stay mad fag

>> No.11349173
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11349173

>>11348699
Brad is from New Jersey, retard. Brooklyn and New Jersey accents are like night and day.

Fucking flyovers.

>> No.11350788

>>11347968
Andy?

>> No.11350791

>>11348699
Nice meme, fellow human

>> No.11350823

>>11349173
Nobody cares about dumb coastie accents, faggot.

>> No.11350858

>>11350823
>brings up accents
>is objectively wrong
>gets BTFO
>"n-no one c-cares, f-faggot"
Thank you, based retard. Very cool.

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>>11347190

>> No.11350893

>>11350823
Then why did you bring it up, champ?

>> No.11350901

>>11350823
S E E T H I N G

>> No.11351086

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sexYJ-J-AVo

>> No.11351101

>>11351086
aw yisss

>> No.11351154

>>11344051
typed it into a surname locator and it was common in spain and whiter parts of the middle east. prolly a spanish dad and nw euro mom. easy shit dude do it yourself

>> No.11351181

Carla reminds me of every snooty upper middle class suburban jew I knew growing up. They're always condescending and have awful nasally voices.

>> No.11351227

>>11351154
>whiter parts of the middle east
oh no no NO HAAHHAHA

>> No.11351247

>>11351181
>Ruin everything they try to make
>Still act superior

For fucks sake Carla

>> No.11351271

Andy

>> No.11351276

What happened to Claire? She doesn't work there anymore?

>> No.11351286

>>11351276
Chris Morocco turned her into a skin suit

>> No.11351292

>>11351276
She went to Alaska to work in a Snow Bakery after Brad filed for a restraining order. That's why we haven't seen much new content, the higher ups at BA had to basically make sure Brad didn't sue them for every last cent they had.

>> No.11351361

>>11351276
got fired for sexual harassment

>> No.11351370

>>11347152
>we're so in love with scruffy beardman, that we're willing to tolerate his man bun.
The epitome of homosexuality is reached.

>> No.11351477

>>11351086
>ywn go foraging for mushrooms in the forest with Brad

>> No.11351491

>>11351477
I'd forage for Brad's mushroom, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11351518
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>>11351292
>tfw no cute chubby female chef with a gray streak in her hair will sexually harass you
Why even live bros

>> No.11351534

>>11351491
I don't think you'd need to try to find it.

>> No.11351963
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>>11351518

>> No.11352082

>>11343927
I like this because he really does seem the kind of guy you might consider cool when you're still in school but become disillusioned with when you've seen more of the world.

>> No.11352204

>>11351518
>>11351963
Nice. Prepare for a visit from your friendly neighborhood Sessions goon squad, lol!

>> No.11352327

>>11344819

she was the only reason to watch

>> No.11352407

>>11351086
I guess matt is the name of the editor. Always knew that vinny didn't do both the camera work and editing.

>> No.11352557

>>11351286
This is the most believable theory

>> No.11354213

>>11343927
T. Virgo who can't cook to save his miserable life

>> No.11354571

>>11351477
>then share sleeping bag by a campfire

>> No.11354667

>>11351477
>>11351491
>>11354571
Reminder that everyone who likes Brad is literally gay for Brad

>> No.11354728

>>11351276
Delaney invited her out to be a guest on his "best of babka" episode. She ended up making a fool of herself when one of the bakeries asked her to temper chocolate after she claimed to be a pastry chef.

>> No.11354954

>>11346457
Underrated.

Brad does shit that you'll never see a woman bother to do; he isn't necessarily the best but he is entertaining. The other woman is obnoxious.

>> No.11355021

>>11354667
I'm a good, red-blooded Christian American boy. That said, I'd go foraging for mushrooms with Brad. Ain't nothing gay about that, you faggot.

>> No.11356110

>>11355021
Not sure if that matters.

>> No.11356338

>>11350823
I agree with this post

>> No.11356345

>>11355021
Ayy vinney bo Binny what mushroom tip are you trying to grab right now??

>> No.11356364

>>11354728
Based temper chocolate poster.

>> No.11356375

>>11354728
>>11356364
Watch your temper

>> No.11356384

>>11347649
based wourder poster

>> No.11356390

>>11356375
I can't because I am stuck making out with Brad in the walk-in.

>> No.11356512
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>>11356345
YA GOTTA CRUSH THE GARLIC VIN

>> No.11356556

>>11356390
>making out with Brad
It's like a 2 part epoxy

>> No.11356678

>>11356512
dat allicin

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>>11344051

>> No.11356704

I liked Brad's camping series

>> No.11356723
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>>11356681

>> No.11356732

>>11356681
That left erect nipple - hnnngg.

>> No.11356739
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11356739

what the heck is up with everyone lusting over brad?

are you guys gay or women?

>> No.11356748

>>11356739
>are you guys gay
I'm not sure why that matters

>> No.11356777

>>11356739
You don't have to be gay or a woman to recognize that he's the best personality on the channel.

>lusting
I think that's a stretch. The girls get far more of that kind of attention

>> No.11356780

>>11356777
>he's the best personality on the channel
only a gay or woman would say that tho

>> No.11356818

>>11356739
Not gay, but just willing to pleasure him because he's so based and I probably wouldn't get an erection so that proves that I'm straight.

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>>11356777
>personality

>> No.11356828
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>>11356824

>> No.11356852

>>11356110
topkek

>> No.11356858

Wow carla looks great in that pic

>> No.11356865
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>>11356828

>> No.11356871

>>11356858
Yep.

>> No.11356875

>>11356858
agreed, she needs to lose weight and get back to that look

>> No.11356903

>>11356875
>lose weight
>not having a chubby little chef to cook for you
Chub Carla is best Carla.

>> No.11356929

>>11356903
that belly though, famalam. no thanks

>> No.11357012

>>11351276
She's with Vice now

>> No.11357026

>>11354728
link?

>> No.11357033
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>>11357012
I went to Munchies and this is what I was greeted with. Thanks

>> No.11357043

>>11357033
>muh rooftop farm next to a derelict factory
Why are coasties obsessed with Brooklyn post-apocalyptic aesthetic?

>> No.11357088

>>11357043
>flyover claims coasts are dystopian
You're 10 years behind every coastal trend that you eventually adopt because you create nothing, but not to worry, at the current rate your favorite orange aid is running, you'll be there in less than that.

>> No.11357102

>>11357088
>post-apocalyptic aesthetic
>dystopian
learn to read you fucking faggot.

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>>11357088
oh no no no no no NO HAHAHAHA

>> No.11357256

>>11344140
On TK(test kitchen)

>> No.11357278

>>11357102
>post apocalyptic isn't dystopian
Good goy, keep sucking up that HFCS pig slop, it most certainly helps increase your neuronic capabilities.

>> No.11357293

>>11357278
Do you know the difference between an aesthetic and a reality?

>> No.11357301

>>11357102
>>11357278
>>11357293
Uh guys this Great Debate thread is about Carla vs Brad. Not feels vs reals. Can we keep the ontological debates and racism/anti-semitism to a minimum, please?

>> No.11357592

>>11356739
not gonna lie molly is p cute but feels kind of boring? brad makes me lust for HUGS, I never even fantasize about anything explicit just a wholesome life with a brad husbando, cooking together and picking mushrooms

>> No.11357635

>>11357592
Bro you are officially gay

>> No.11357673

>>11357301
I wish
>>11357592
faggot

>> No.11358289

>>11356739
>stop lusting over brad!!!
>proceeds to lust over molly
stupid fucking str*ightie die

>> No.11358291

>>11343891
carla is a new york pompous bitch. I hate her.

>> No.11358304

>>11343891
Why is Carla so goddamn salty about people loving the big boi on the right? With that blood pressure and that size you could prick her toe and she'd shoot off like a rocket.

>> No.11359091

>>11358291
>>11358304
[citation needed]

>> No.11359329

Ay yo, I ain't gay and all you faggots can fuck right off with your gay agenda bullshit, but I'd still go on a mushroom-picking adventure with Brad, and maybe have a picnic with him afterwards. No homo.

>> No.11359627

>>11359329
What if he put his hand on your thigh then gave you the look?

>> No.11359672

>>11359627
Well then I'd take that big thick Brad dick up my ass.

>> No.11359859
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11359859

She wants his dick. She's thirsty for it, she craves Brad dick within her. Carla knows an alpha male when she sees one.

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11359868

>>11359859
That isn't Carla

>> No.11359871

>>11359868
Claire*

>> No.11360055

>best girl
Molly.png

>> No.11360084

>>11360055
Brad isn't a girl you retard

>> No.11360116

>>11343891
Didn't know Gareth Bale started a cooking channel

>> No.11361325

Help me out /ck/, whats that video where Andy dances like a faggot? IIRC its a "pastry chef attempts to recreate x" one but i've been looking forever since i binge watched all BA's videos and i cant seem to find it

>> No.11361369

I like Claire and Brad.
Carla is ok sometimes but as an Italian guy growing up with an Italian mother who had 3 very Italian sisters, she reminds me of all the worst parts about my childhood.
Also I have no idea why people like Molly. She is a blotchy and sunburnt faced amatuer who can barely cook anything. Literally worse than the new Indian girl.

>> No.11362284

>>11361369
>Literally worse than the new Indian girl.

shes not native shes desi

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>>11356681
>when the boobs stretch the middle of the shirt and it becomes krinkled between them

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>>11357033
Nuke Brooklyn