/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11336113]

*kills your toilet*

[Anonymous No.11336138]

>>11336113
I don't know why I always get a quesarito since it always disappoints me, but I'm compelled to get it every time.

[Anonymous No.11336197]

>>11336113
I drunkenly bought 2 chicken quesadillas Friday night and spent my Saturday vomiting until 1pm. Not sure if food poisoning or all the cocaine and titos I had the night before.

[Anonymous No.11336201]

I don't know if I have an iron stomach or if my local Taco Bell is just good because it's staffed entirely by white people, but i've literally never had stomach problems or bad shits from Taco Bell in my life.

Thinking of it, I never did when I lived in Portland, or when I ate there visiting Seattle either.

Meanwhile, McDonalds makes me shit water an hour after consuming.

[Anonymous No.11336220]

>>11336201
>portland

Which side of 82nd did you live on?

[Anonymous No.11336226]

I ran the Chicago Marathon last week on a taco bell diet. I was eating chicken quesadillas the night before and morning of.

My stomach was used to it, so there were no complications with going to the bathroom.

26 miles, 5 hours.
Sue me.

[Anonymous No.11336231]

>>11336226
Ok I will

[Anonymous No.11336240]

>>11336220
I was only there for like 6 months tops but it was a shithole apartment in Gresham.

[Anonymous No.11336250]

>>11336240
>gresham

That's not Portland. That's like the suburbs of felony flats.

[Anonymous No.11336257]

>>11336250
It's just easier to say Portland for me. I'm not an Oregon local or even a resident anymore, and I'm from a town that isn't 16 other cities built around a big one so I always just default to the big one. Minneapolis instead of Roseville, whatever.

Either way the Taco Bell there never gave me any issues.

[Anonymous No.11336259]

>>11336113
I've never had diarrhea from taco bell, but I get it all the time from papa johns.

[Anonymous No.11336263]

>me after the cheese roll-up

[Anonymous No.11336271]

>>11336263
>cheese roll-up

There should be a dollar bill sitting on top of that toilet fire.

[Anonymous No.11336284]

>>11336257
>Minneapolis instead of Roseville, whatever

Portland isn't like flyover cities, though. They're hardcore anti-fast food and chain shit (unless it's local). Not even a native or even live there anymore; just went to Reed a decade ago and apparently picked up a bit of hipster snobbery from my time there (it was a good time).

[Anonymous No.11336287]

>>11336231

[Anonymous No.11336300]

>>11336284
I mean, there were plenty of fast food chains in Portland itself, I went there often enough. They even had the 'fancy' McDonalds with silver arches in the logo. Besides that, it felt like the hipster presence in Portland was pretty low despite of (or because of) the city's decision to buy into the perception, but hey.

I'll ignore the needling remarks about my state because I fucking hate the Twin Cities.

[Anonymous No.11336304]

i've never had stomach problems from fast food. i am not sure what people are doing to get the shits from it. is it all the fiber?

[Anonymous No.11336305]

>>11336220
Hello portland friend im in vancouver

[Anonymous No.11336309]

i'm ready for their next monthly special

crunchwraps are shitty

[Anonymous No.11336324]

>>11336309
I miss their smothered burrito so bad. I basically quit eating there when they discontinued it

[Anonymous No.11336361]

>>11336304
I think so, honestly. I worked at Taco Bell all through college, when I started there I had AWFUL shits on my meal break like clockwork the second week I worked there. After that, I was completely fine. I've never had trouble with Taco Bell before or after that.

>>11336324
Order a Quesarito, and tell them to put it in a Nacho Bellgrande platter, melt cheese on it in the steamer, and put sour cream and red sauce on top. It'll cost maybe $1.50 extra.

[Anonymous No.11336381]

>>11336361
Thanks for the tip brotha! I will order that next time!