has cooking gotten you a girlfriend yet, /ck/?

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Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:48:10 2018 No.11335049 [Reply] [Original]

has cooking gotten you a girlfriend yet, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:49:55 2018 No.11335056 lolno

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:51:09 2018 No.11335064 >>11335049 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:52:04 2018 No.11335068 >>11335049 No but it made my mom proud

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:52:29 2018 No.11335073 File: 74 KB, 647x480, 1539223177312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11335049 All the Stacey's love my sausage, egg, and cheese sammiches and homemade, pecan pancakes drizzled with honey, sided with sliced strawberries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:52:32 2018 No.11335074 I actually met my wife on a stream that was created by users from this very board. RIP Phoostream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:53:19 2018 No.11335078 almost did but the half bruised bananas lying around my washroom ran her off well, lesson learned

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:53:50 2018 No.11335082 I fucked my room mates gf after making her hot wings. They were pretty fucking good hot wings.

>>	Frost Sun Oct 14 21:54:38 2018 No.11335086 File: 2.62 MB, 445x247, 1528769170003.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11335049 Lol #metoo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:55:54 2018 No.11335094 I bang the waitresses at the restaurants that I go to. Does a lack of cooking count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:56:04 2018 No.11335096 >>11335074 Yeh same. I met my wife here about 10 years ago, we have two kids now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:56:59 2018 No.11335101 >>11335074 glad to hear it bro i love you and your wife (more)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:57:09 2018 No.11335102 File: 933 KB, 2448x3264, Hope-Solo-Nude-cell-phone-www.ohfree.net-002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no, but a genie granted my wish to turn my roast beef sandwich into a gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:58:25 2018 No.11335110 No. In fact, I haven't actually met a woman who was single in the past 3 years, despite being out and about for most of the week for work and travel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:58:44 2018 No.11335112 >>11335102 hurls

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:59:43 2018 No.11335117 >>11335049 Girls want big dick niggers, not....... whatever this place is

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:00:34 2018 No.11335124 >>11335117 >Girls want big dick and money

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:03:03 2018 No.11335139 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:03:23 2018 No.11335143 >>11335049 ex said I like cooking too much

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:04:17 2018 No.11335147 i'm so ugly that no matter what i do, i could never have a girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:06:40 2018 No.11335162 >>11335049 Not the cooking alone. Also got some punani due to skills.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:14:38 2018 No.11335207 >>11335147 ill be your girlfriend (male)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:49:53 2018 No.11335364 >>11335094 I sincerely doubt the veracity of your statement

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:51:14 2018 No.11335368 >>11335364 It's only right to give them a tip if they can serve you well enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:54:55 2018 No.11335385 >go to culinary school >learn french/italian classics >study chinese and japanese on my own >work hard >bust ass >be clean and decent >make /good/ food >make home made ramen and shit for bitches >never once get laid fuck you cooking is a meme

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 22:56:04 2018 No.11335388

>>11335049
Quite the opposite. An FWB of mine had her birthday this past week, so I scratch-made her a chicken pot pie to celebrate. From this simple gesture she ended up catching feels and decided to stop seeing me.

Next time I will just give the D and nothing else I suppose. :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 23:05:17 2018 No.11335427 >tfw my cooking skills have gotten me three girlfriends >at the same time I see each of them about once a month, and one twice a month on a rotating schedule. They seem cool with the arrangement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 00:08:58 2018 No.11335661 >>11335427 >tales from this dude's dating sim

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 00:20:18 2018 No.11335717 >>11335661 it's called dating.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 00:33:37 2018 No.11335763

>>11335385
Culinary school was probably my last chance. 95% of the students were right out of high school, but there was a good handful of girls in their mid-late 20's who's biological clock and whatnot were in overdrive but were surrounded by a bunch of kids other than me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:12:27 2018 No.11335860 >>11335763 >late 20's The wall doesn't start until 30

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:20:41 2018 No.11335884 >>11335860 >tfw turning 34 in a couple months and things have only gotten worse >also a fucking cook, for some reason

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:22:26 2018 No.11335888

>>11335049
>gf of 3 years
>both of us in uni
>it's valentines day tomorrow
>think "I'll get her some flowers like a good NPC"
>show up to shop
>that'll be 30 dollaroos goy
>walk right the fuck out
>see food post that she tagged me in months ago on phone
>go to grocery store and grab all the stuff plus one rose for good measure
>make a three-course meal feat. surf and turf and twice-baked potato goodness
>pay within 5 bucks of the cost of the flowers
>get laid and praised over normiebook from her flexing on her friends

Cooking is the easiest attractive ability you can possibly have. Direct benefit to you for life, low effort compared to something like working out, and helps get friends and girls alike.

The secret ingredient is not being a shitty person though. Gotta have the person be willing to enter your house in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:26:21 2018 No.11335897 >>11335888 Nice trips and nice blog, but cooking didn't help you get a gf you already had. So your story was worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:29:04 2018 No.11335908 I met my wife at an anime club. We are expecting our first in Jan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:32:20 2018 No.11335914 >>11335094 Is your name Dennis Reynolds?

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:33:00 2018 No.11335918

>>11335049
Almost. I sent everyone a bunch of different types of baked desserts, and a couple weeks later one drunkenly confessed to a mutual friend of ours that she had a crush on me since then. I wasn't informed until she'd pretty much gotten over it, and I was too oblivious to act on it on my own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:41:09 2018 No.11335946 >>11335096 This is satire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 01:43:05 2018 No.11335954 >>11335897 Cooking helps me keep the girl. Youre fucking retarded if you think women will magically appear in your kitchen because you can cook a dish

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 02:31:07 2018 No.11336058

Cooking is a slightly contentious point in my relationship, actually.

My girlfriend has Lyme, which comes with a lot of doctor ordered dietary restrictions, so I often feel like the range of things I'm "allowed" to make is limited.

Also, we don't cook well together. She's not a particularly self confident person so I tend to get easily frustrated with her second guessing and indecision.

Usually one of us will cook the whole meal (if I'm cooking she'll hang out in the kitchen, if she's cooking I'll hang out elsewhere as I'm a cunt and will get frustrated if she's not doing things "right") and the other will do the dishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 02:46:54 2018 No.11336085 >>11335954 So the answer is "no." Please only answer the questions you are asked. We're not interested in your entire life story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 02:50:43 2018 No.11336094 >>11336058 Lyme isn't real. Your gf is nuts.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:03:09 2018 No.11336128

I impressed my gf before we were dating by making her homemade falafel with Tzaziki and grilled steak with peppers, we made sweet love by candlelight and I ejaculated deep inside her for the first time that night. She told me the next morning that she accidentally forgot to take her pill, luckily my spermatazoa swim backwards because of my bad alcohol and cigar habits. We’re getting married next year.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:06:41 2018 No.11336139

>>11336094

>lyme isn't real

Acute Lyme disease is real. The CDC recognizes that symptoms can persist post treatment but isn't sure whether or not those are due specifically to Lyme bacteria or something else.

t. got Lyme disease, bacteria migrated to my heart and nearly killed me, got better after having the world's strongest antibiotics pumped directly into my heart for a month.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:16:32 2018 No.11336172
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No but I hope so soon. I made 2 different puff pastries for a girl in my class to try and she liked them a lot. She said she would like to be a taste tester for what I make. Our class meets once a week, so what should I make that I can bring to class on Thursday? She's cute and the same major as me and I haven't had this much interaction with a new person in years. I really hope I don't fuck this up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:23:41 2018 No.11336193 No, but my girlfriend has gotten me into cooking. I still suck at it, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:30:28 2018 No.11336211 Yes. Well kinda, friends with benefits is a better term. A good cooking skill shows you are independent, which is an attractive trait. Also all people like eating good food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:43:06 2018 No.11336258 the absolute state of the western world now men have to prove that they're good at cooking to get a wife , what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:45:50 2018 No.11336270 >>11336258 That was never implied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:56:41 2018 No.11336296 >>11336258 Hehe, that’s just how we’re finessing them up from under you entitled fucking immigrants. Thanks for the sexy ladies y’all brought over, they like this boi now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:21:46 2018 No.11336792 >>11336172 Just ask her to help next time and spend some time with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:24:05 2018 No.11336798 >>11336085 There's no point trying to get a girlfriend if you can't keep her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:34:30 2018 No.11336814 >>11335049 No but my gfs mummy got me into baking :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:01:39 2018 No.11336881 File: 149 KB, 836x956, how-to-draw-bob-bobs-burgers_1_000000007041_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I keep asking women to come into my house to try my food but they dont want to. What am i foing wrong? Should i be more forcefull?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:09:09 2018 No.11336900 >>11336798 my dude

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:09:37 2018 No.11336902

>>11335049
>has cooking gotten you a girlfriend yet, /ck/?
It's gotten me laid many times, I guess it's kept some girls coming back because I make great cafe-style breakfasts.
Eggs Benedict on Smoked Salmon with Hash browns, stuff like that. When I was a player, I kept the ingredients in my fridge most weeks and it was my Saturday/Sunday morning breakfast after getting home from clubbing, with/without company.

A few parties and things at my house, or houses I went to with dishes, girls swooned over stuff I made and sometimes that meant getting laid. I dated one or two of those for longer than a night.

So, I guess so.
It's definitely helped keep some girlfriends and is probably a factor in upgrading one to wife.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:11:00 2018 No.11336907

>has cooking gotten you a girlfriend yet

Why do beta orbiters think this will get them a whore? Unless you start a successful chain of restaurants like Domino's it will never happen. Women are not men you homosexual soychildren they need $ not some shitty burrito

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:20:42 2018 No.11336923 >>11335049 >cooking for girls absolutely servile and low iq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 09:06:55 2018 No.11337003 >>11336902 >After clubbing Ok, so the thing that got you laid was loads of alcohol, not your cooking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 09:49:09 2018 No.11337109 >>11335717 Download link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 10:54:44 2018 No.11337238 >>11335049 I don't think the cooking itself got me a girlfriend but all previous girlfriends have appreciated that I cook well

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 11:06:24 2018 No.11337271 File: 50 KB, 680x639, 41a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11335049 >looks familiar >pretty sure I don't know her though >ohwait shes the model for that meme

>>	Anonymons Mon Oct 15 11:21:21 2018 No.11337314 >>11335073 is that the episode where the girl was masturbating on top of a motorcycle?

Anonymons Mon Oct 15 11:24:08 2018 No.11337331
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>>11335074
>Phoostream
im a /ck/ noob. this is the first ive heard about it.

i've always thought /ck/ should have a stream thing going. what was it like? are there any archives of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 11:25:00 2018 No.11337334 >>11335049 Hahaha, how would it, they would need to come over and have dinner, and that's like a second or third date. Hahahaha... Haha. Ha. Fuck, I'm lonely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 13:06:42 2018 No.11337678 >>11335074 its still alive but banned on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 13:20:08 2018 No.11337719 >>11335147 Sure you could, somewhere out there is a desperate pathetic girl just as ugly as you are.

>>	Anonymons Mon Oct 15 13:55:24 2018 No.11337841 >>11337719 where? dear god where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:40:21 2018 No.11339119 is it better to make a more complex dish to woo a girl or to stick to a comfort food you can make really well?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:56:15 2018 No.11339184 >>11339159 dude I told you: do NOT try to make my wife into a meme fuck's sake, you bitter incel

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:07:14 2018 No.11339529 >>11339184 >Everyone i dont like is an incel Amazing how much posting a pic pisses you off

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:09:48 2018 No.11339540 >>11339529 Why don't you incels stay in your little incel communities? You're as unwanted on the internet as you are in real life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:20:07 2018 No.11339590 >>11339540 Nigga this is an incel community

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:22:23 2018 No.11339595 >>11339590 Then how come I am a voluncel (voluntarily not celibate)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:29:56 2018 No.11339635 >>11339540 >Responds by calling me an incel again Sounds like someone is a little angry so they are using shitty insults

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:30:18 2018 No.11339639 >>11339595 That clinical term for that memory of "consent" is trauma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:31:05 2018 No.11339642 >>11335049 I actively avoid relationships with women so no

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:31:46 2018 No.11339650 >>11339184 so the legend is true if you post this pic on /ck/ some anon tells you its his wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:32:17 2018 No.11339653 >>11339529 Are you fucking kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:34:30 2018 No.11339658 >>11339540 >stay in your little incel communities Ummm, sweaty, what do you think this place is?

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:45:13 2018 No.11339713

>>11335049
Girls don't fucking care about you cooking. They want you to take them out to restaurants. They care how good looking you are, how tall you are, how much money you make. They like assholes over nice guys. They want guys with big dicks.

You're welcome. Also, eat their pussy as much as you can. That's something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 20:51:28 2018 No.11339741 >>11336900 he's not wrong tho lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:01:19 2018 No.11340059 Cooking is a great pair bonding experiment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:04:52 2018 No.11340072 >>11335049 No but my gf loves my cooking

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:06:41 2018 No.11340081

>>11339713
I would say it's more about looks and personality. Not so much money or height, though you do at least have to be taller than them. Dick size is irrelevant also. They do care about cooking. many gf's i've had have wanted to cook together or have me cook for them, then they cook for me, eating out only as a rare, special occasion.

you seem disheartened, jaded, and downright angry, perhaps from rejection of women you've liked or you've had your heart broken. Try to think before you post these things. It's probably obvious to everyone else around you in your day to day life.

>>	Wuhan Traveller Mon Oct 15 22:06:50 2018 No.11340083 File: 1.30 MB, 2448x3264, WeChat Image_20180823205112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11335049 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:11:04 2018 No.11340109 >>11340083 What's wrong with her arm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:11:35 2018 No.11340111 >>11337003 >Ok, so the thing that got you laid was loads of alcohol, not your cooking. Not loads but yes, some. The cooking got me laid the second and third time though (after breakfast and the second date when no club was required).

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:18:58 2018 No.11340136

>>11340081
You don't know a goddamn thing about me. You are probably a fat grotesque retard who can only bed fat grotesque reject women.

I'm 6 '2", handsome, and can literally fuck my old GF whenever I want. Just did it last week. I choose to be by myself at this point in my life.

What I AM DOING is educating the incels on this board so they know what to do to get and keep a GF. I guarantee you're fat fucking loser, probably with a beard, and since you don't go out much, you probably don't have much money. I don't like criticizing poorfags, but you deserve it.

If you ever actually got married, you'd probably have some nerdy gar Star Trek theme or some shit. Now kindly go back to your life of mediocrity and bedding fatties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:27:03 2018 No.11340156 >>11335049 i would slam hayley so damn hard. shes my dream girl desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:27:29 2018 No.11340157 >>11335074 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:30:31 2018 No.11340163 >>11335427 I do not believe this statement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:33:27 2018 No.11340167 >>11335049 No but it made a lot of my ex's fat, then I dump them, rinse repeat

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:38:38 2018 No.11340189
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>>11339529
>>11339540
>>11339590
>>11339595
>>11339635
OwO
Nice try cuck, now fuck off. If anything you’re the incel - making what: baked potatoes and carrots for some stupid bitch?
LUL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:39:41 2018 No.11340194 >>11340109 what makes you think there’s anything wrong with it?

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:41:49 2018 No.11340200

>>11339713
Dear incels: despite all these things that women like, if you manage to get a date with a girl, subtly hint that you favorite thing to do in life is eating pussy. THIS IS WOMEN'S FAVORITE THING. It MIGHT make up for your tiny dick and lack of money, at least for a while.

ALSO BE WARNED: I HATE IT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TASTE THE NASTY JUICE THAT COMES FROM PUSSIES, AND IT'S MESSY AND CAN BE FISHY AND YOU HAVE TO DO A LOT OF SWALLOWING OF THAT SHIT. Hopefully she cleans her cunt out before you get started.

So eating pussy > cooking by about 1000%. If you naturally like it, like Harvey Weinstein, you're golden.

This is the best advice about women you will ever receive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:48:11 2018 No.11340219 >>11335049 i just fucked a cute girl i met at mcdonalds. so fast food has gotten my laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:52:25 2018 No.11340235 >>11335049 int she the one with the dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:53:20 2018 No.11340236 >>11340235 yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:54:44 2018 No.11340244 >>11340200 Most incels have tried this, because most of them are total creeps and it's the exact thing all creeps do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:56:27 2018 No.11340248 >>11340244 Creeps given women oral sex? They need to find out how to do it better and find out where the clitoris is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:59:39 2018 No.11340264 >>11335049 No, I am not that stupid to want to be in a relationship.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:03:23 2018 No.11340275

>>11340248
Rule of thumb: If you don't know what you're doing, just keep doing the alphabet with your tongue over her pussy.

Also, one former girlfriend used to like to say "paint the fence".

But really once you find the clitoris you just run your tongue over that thing and hopefully she orgasms soon because you will need a break every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:09:42 2018 No.11340298 File: 766 KB, 2000x2000, 285130718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would it be worth it to take a cooking class to find a qt3.14, even if I can already cook relatively well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:12:49 2018 No.11340310 >>11340248 No. Creeps think they're being charming when they "subtly" suggest they're willing to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:15:53 2018 No.11340322 >>11340298 Yeah, everybody loves that one person in every class who already knows how to do whatever the class is for, and totally came to "refresh" his/her skills and not to feel like a big shot in a crowd of less experienced people.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:18:36 2018 No.11340330

>>11340310
Okay... let's say this... you manage to score a date with a chick. It doesn't matter how ugly she is. She "subtly" tells you she loves giving blow jobs and giggles or whatever.

No matter what she looks like, you are taking her back to your place for a blow job. Because why not?

Works the same way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:23:19 2018 No.11340336 >>11335888 >The secret ingredient is not being a shitty person though. And you posted this HERE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:24:36 2018 No.11340342 >>11340298 Better off doing a wine appreciation course or creative writing class

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:28:56 2018 No.11340351 >>11335049 Is this Lana del Ray before that hideous lip job

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:29:41 2018 No.11340352

>>11335888
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

You have to understand that women are irrational. In their minds things like roses on Valentine's Day are IMPORTANT.

Flowers are important to women. Why? Who fucking knows.It's fucking stupid. But they are.

Your little trick worked once, but it won't work forever.

You think women are rational? They aren't! If you want to fuck women, you have to study them and think like they do and give them what they want.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:36:31 2018 No.11340368

>>11335888
BTW, you think your GF isn't comparing you to her other friends' boyfriends, and talking about their Valentine's Day, and what you do for a living and how your sex life is and how much money you make? And having similar conversations with her family?

If you don't realize that, you're a fool.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 23:40:44 2018 No.11340382

>>11340310
BTW you don't understand.

You don't say you're "willing" to do it. You laugh and giggle and say "I have a confession...I LOVE eating pussy. It's my favorite thing. It's what I think about all day long." Then watch her eyes light up. Get it?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:11:08 2018 No.11340464 File: 233 KB, 255x144, dontgiveaf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never got me a gf, but when I had one it put her in the mood. Pan fried salmon with lemon, salt/pepper, and a buttery mashed potato has granted me many sexy time.

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:12:16 2018 No.11340470

>>11340442
Beef Wellington? JFC. Even I'm scared to make that shit. How about asking her beforehand what she likes?

Anyway,she sounds like a typical cunt, and proves my point that girls WANT TO GO OUT TO RESTAURANTS. Why? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DO!!! It's expensive to date.

You weren't close to eating her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:16:26 2018 No.11340484 >>11340136 >mad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:17:59 2018 No.11340489 >>11340484 Thanks 5 foot 5 200lb incel with a beard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:29:05 2018 No.11340526 >>11340489 >u_mad.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:30:06 2018 No.11340529 >>11340526 Incel feedback always welcomed

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 00:57:47 2018 No.11340590 >>11340442 Destroyed

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 01:04:10 2018 No.11340606

>>11335049
My experience is that cooking real food in teh kitchen with meats, salads, vegetables and fruit goes unappreciated. They comment eat though never have as much appreciation or lust as seeing desserts. Flip for a cake though not the project you worked an hour or two on after reading up on book or online.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 01:10:51 2018 No.11340620 >>11336881 >Should i be more forcefull? Anon, I am not great with women. Not even good, in fact. But even I know that the answer to this question is always yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 01:13:01 2018 No.11340631 >>11339590 incel.me is an actual incel community and it's even more hilarious than 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 01:23:47 2018 No.11340662 >>11335049 a what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 01:32:14 2018 No.11340678 >>11340136 >bootycalling your ex is something to be proud of big yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 02:30:32 2018 No.11340786 >>11340678 She reached out to me, including yesterday.As an incel virgin you wouldn't know what that's like, I truly hope you find a fat disgusting pig to bang so you don't remain a worthless degenerate virgin all your shitty life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 13:34:07 2018 No.11342364 File: 367 KB, 1450x1631, bella1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11340620 so.. like grab them by the arm and gently lead them in? Women like assertiveness, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 13:37:42 2018 No.11342378 >>11340786 hes right though. its nothing to be proud of. Banging your ex is a common and often achievable activity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 13:38:01 2018 No.11342381 >>11340083 Ew fucking yellow fever man

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 13:39:16 2018 No.11342385
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I like Chili's because it's a fun, judgement free zone that specializes in authentic Tex Amex cuisine.

One of my favorite dishes is their Icelandic cod tacos brushed with lime juice and served with a house made pico. Really a trip south of the border.

I always feel very safe at Chili's too. Generally speaking, hate based Americans don't like Tex Mex dining so you'll be left along and won't be harassed to buy flowers for your date or chocolate bars supporting a baseball team that doesn't exist. You can order in peace and quote and nobody cares if you want another beer or a few more chips, just be fair!

Who likes Chili's here? If you disagree, reply with a response. Let's keep this thread fun and light (like their salads!)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:21:02 2018 No.11342517 >>11342364 >by the pussy MAGA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:22:54 2018 No.11342525 >>11335049 it made me the gf and now I have a bf later virgins 8)

Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:22:58 2018 No.11342527
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Cooking hasn't me gotten a gf yet but:

>be me
>never have good luck with the ladies despite being 7'5" with a 12" cock
>meet girl on tinder
>message for a bit
>go to Omaha to see her
>stay up late and end up making out a bit at the end
>feel a little better cuz first physical contact in over 1 (one) year
>start texting her the next day, shes young and kinda awkward but also pretty and funny
>start maybe catching babby feels for this tinderella
>another day passes
>open up tinder cuz lol boredom
>heart stops
>first girl to pop-up is my ex-girlfriend
>had painful breakup, blame myself for it, never really got over her despite 2 years time
>she super-liked me
>swipe right and immediately match with her
>decide not to message her first, if she wants to talk she can message me
>still texting with other tinderella
>indecision running through me
>feel like horrible person for even entertaining the idea of breaking tinderella's heart for my ex
>still entertaining the idea
>still unsure
>still scared to make a decision
>mfw I realize no matter what I do this situation is fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:25:54 2018 No.11342541 >>11340352 >>11340368 t. virgins

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 14:59:06 2018 No.11342655 >>11342527 Don't fucking go back to her she is probably a manipulative cunt, perhaps keep her on the back burner and thoroughly friend zone at most. Whatever you do don't let her know about the other one

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:02:22 2018 No.11342667 >>11335049 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:03:21 2018 No.11342673 >>11342655 >despite being 7'5" with a 12" cock Why did you even bother to answer him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:08:27 2018 No.11342696 >>11342673 Sorry to offend you with my memeing Wrote this as a greentext to a friend, threw the 7'5" and 12" thing in for a laugh. Sorry about your babby cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:19:24 2018 No.11342756 >>11342696 Well im 2,50m and have a 60cm penis when flaccid. I'm truly sorry for your puny horse cock and the fact that you're a manlet. Maybe you could give me the numbers of both of them, you could even watch, cùckboi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:19:59 2018 No.11342757 >>11335064 Heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:22:16 2018 No.11342764 >>11342756 >puny horse cock Holy shit this dude is triggered

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:31:37 2018 No.11342795 File: 138 KB, 1440x1434, 0c7716a12ab0220d35304e2788881f9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11340352 >give them what they want wew lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:01:47 2018 No.11343398 I make more guys wet with my cooking, literally made my coworker spleuge 30 minutes ago with my spaghetti recipe while the female coworker was still hiding because i talked about ways to eat spam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:35:11 2018 No.11343532 File: 623 KB, 590x651, 76CF586F-5632-4DD6-A89A-4420E07B1F41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember when this thread was about cooking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:42:48 2018 No.11344043 >>11342381 And you're getting all kinds of mad pussy, right? LOL...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 20:52:08 2018 No.11344083 >>11342385 This would have been better without the typos and maybe a few more menu item drops

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