/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11324432]

I MISS THEM SO MUCH, /CK/!!

When are they coming back?! I'm running out of reasons to live!

[Anonymous No.11324460]

Btw I'm gay, not sure if that matters.

[Anonymous No.11324485]

>>11324460
"How did you spend your summer, anon?"

"I posted the same comment in every thread on 4chan every waking moment of my day."

[Anonymous No.11324491]

>>11324432
Lean to make them yourself then, dipshit

[Anonymous No.11324497]

>>11324491
this is the answer to every fast food thread
but the 90% of this board would be gone

[Anonymous No.11324543]

>>11324432
How fucking flyover could you possibly be to think that shit looks good? Do you have a single fucking bar in your town that serves nachos? Yes? Guess what, they also have fries. Ask them to make the nachos with fries and it's almost impossible that the result wont be leagues better than whatever that garbage in the OP is, even if you're from a complete shithole like Ohio of fucking Alabama.

[Anonymous No.11324545]

>>11324543
You need to talk about it, anon?

[Anonymous No.11324554]

>>11324432
>celebrating this garbage
How disgustingly fat are you OP?

You need to stop eating that shit, bro, or you gonna' get the beetus'.

[Anonymous No.11324564]

>>11324432
They'll be back before you know it.
For now enjoy the triple double crunchwrap!
Live Mas, brother

[Anonymous No.11324569]

>>11324554
Isn't that just what white guys look like now?

[Anonymous No.11324585]

>>11324432
they're shitty bk tier fries with crap seasoning. i am disappoint...and the 2 times i got them, the container of cheese was only 1/2 full

[Anonymous No.11324589]

>>11324569
Only the wiggers modeling themselves after the trash they live near.

[Anonymous No.11324590]

>>11324491
But homemade doesn't have the same flavor of grease and artificial fillers

[Anonymous No.11324593]

>>11324432

What the literal fuck is that garbage son?!

[Anonymous No.11324600]

>>11324569
And what kind of non-white are you, pumpkin?

[Anonymous No.11324605]

>>11324600
I'm a proud Indian

[Anonymous No.11324619]

>>11324605
Sure you are, sweety. Sure you are.

[Anonymous No.11324646]

>>11324600
White guys spend so much time indoors playing video games they're becoming mounds of pasty flesh. You're dying out like the Japanese you idolize.

[Anonymous No.11324658]

Go to Canada. Fries Supreme are a perennial item in leafistan.

[Anonymous No.11324664]

>>11324658
I would but the socialism ruins my appetite.

[Anonymous No.11324667]

>>11324432
they still have them at my taco bell

[Anonymous No.11324683]

>>11324585
Black yo....

[Anonymous No.11324699]

>>11324543
>t. bbc lover

[Anonymous No.11324995]

>>11324667
LIES

[Anonymous No.11325009]

>>11324664
>canada
>socialist

Capitalist education system at work right here. I'm gonna ask against that better judgement here, what does that word mean to you?

[Anonymous No.11325021]

>>11325009
it means go back to /leftypol/ stupid cunt nobody needs to hear your endlessly regurgitated definition of what the hivemind tells you socialism is

[Anonymous No.11325022]

>>11325009
Your lazy ass has internet and a cabinet full of ramen right now because of socialism.

[Anonymous No.11325108]

>>11324995
read it and weep, got them for lunch today

[Anonymous No.11325127]

>>11325108
I can't believe you've done this.

[Anonymous No.11325296]

They sell these at every Taco Bell in Canada

[Anonymous No.11326099]

>>11324432
Make them yourself you stupid faggot nigger.
>Why are you here if you can't even do that?
XXLardass.

[Anonymous No.11326103]

>>11324605
A dibble-dobble or a woop woop indian?

[Anonymous No.11326584]

>>11324497
>this is the answer to every fast food thread
>but the 90% of this board would be gone
And nothing of value would be lost

[Anonymous No.11326997]

>>11326103
I'm not a mutt spear chucking Indian I'm a pure and proud Indian from India

[Anonymous No.11327002]

>>11324485
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11327013]

>>11325127

[Anonymous No.11327990]

>>11326997

[Anonymous No.11328758]

>>11324497
>>11324491
>lmao [Fast Food Chain's] [Food Item] is so bad. You could make the same thing, and much better, at home!
No you couldn't, you bumbling contrarian retard.

If I'm buying a BigMac I'm not looking for a three-star gourmet burger, I'm looking to bite into artificial buns so that my every tastebud can be overwhelmed by their lab-made sauce.
If I'm buying a wrap from Taco Bell, I'm not looking to enjoy some first-grade mince and season veggies, I'm looking to bite into a mix of artificial flavors that probably cost them millions of dollars to refine until they managed to make it cause addiction from the first bite.

Fuck off with your pretentious "omg how dare you consume sub-optimal food" idiocy.
Every item of fast food is not just some inferior version of a "real food", it's a completely separate thing that doesn't even in factor in the same CATEGORY.

There is no fucking way you're even coming close to reproducing the chemical-enhanced taste of anything served in a chain store with something homemade, your retarded assertion is the equivalent of going "Lmao why would you ever buy cocaine, sugar and coffee can give you a rush too!"

[Anonymous No.11328798]

>>11328758
>No you couldn't
No need to read any further, we've got an actual honest to god retard over here.

[Anonymous No.11328805]

>>11328798
>I cAn MaKE a biGmAc thAT's juST liKe thE rEAl tHIng

[Anonymous No.11328809]

>>11324593
>No sour cream or gauc
>tons of cheap pico

Go back to temecula

[Anonymous No.11328814]

>>11324497
That would be fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.11328823]

>>11328805
>I write like a retard
>that's my argument
I guess that's all you can do when you're actually retarded.. just be yourself.

[Anonymous No.11328827]

>>11324554

[Anonymous No.11328845]

>>11328823
You addressed no points made in the original post and replied with an objectively false statement, you didn't really deserve any kind of articulate answer.

[Anonymous No.11329066]

>>11328845
>the first word didn't already say everything
You'd have more chance of being taken serious if you started out claiming the earth is flat.

[Anonymous No.11329085]

>>11329066
By saying that it's false, you're saying that it's possible to reproduce foods composed of proprietary and/or factory-made ingredients, but in your own home.
How are you going to accomplish that?

[Anonymous No.11329161]

>>11328758
>here piggy piggy piggy
>SQUEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11329164]

>>11329085
>By saying that ... some hurr and durr
You've got a real talent for putting everything a reader needs to know in the first few words of your comments.

[Anonymous No.11329273]

>>11329085
Ingredients aren't proprietary and fastfood is designed for price and stability over flavor. They just go hard on the sugar in all their sauce.

[Anonymous No.11329322]

>>11324432
It's just chili cheese fries you can get em anywhere

[Anonymous No.11329431]

>>11328809


There's guac in there. I don't like sour cream. It's all about the hot sauce, zonie faggot.

[Anonymous No.11329483]

>>11324667
>>11325108
my taco bell ran out of them weeks before the promotion even ended.
they said they didn't order any more and they were all gone.

[Anonymous No.11329500]

>>11329273
Okay so show some copycat recipes that actually resemble the food you get from fast food or better at similar value. Not the poster you're replying to because hes also autistic, but he also happens to be more right than you are here. Outside of some sauces most copycat recipes are terrible or outright use completely wrong ingredients because they cant figure out either the techniques or the exact combination of certain flavors that produces similar food to certain fast food restaurants or even fast casual chains.

[Anonymous No.11329510]

>>11329500

Hey fattie, all of us here can make french fries then throw meat and a sauce on it.

[Anonymous No.11329516]

>>11329500
a recipe for fries or one for taco meat

would you need a third one after that to figure out what to do next?

[Anonymous No.11329598]

>>11324491
It's almost impossible to duplicate the flavor of fast food because of all the shit and filler they put in it.

[Anonymous No.11329610]

>>11329500
And then they claim "it tastes better, too!", and then it doesn't. I just want to taste fast food without leaving my house

[Anonymous No.11329665]

>>11329610


What do you mean "claim"? Making an argument that processed foods taste better than whole foods is fucking stupid. Your flavor profiles are salt, sugar, and saturated fat.

You win. We cannot reproduce your copy cat recipes. Because grocers are literally not allowed to sell ingredients at that low of a quality without batch chemical processing and irradiation on the supply chain.

If whole prepared foods do not taste "better" to you then that's your subjective opinion. One that's driven by your brains acceptance of responses from salt, sugar, and fat. Who fucking cares what someone like that thinks about food.

[Anonymous No.11329676]

Anybody know what the seasoning on them was? Honestly the best thing taco bell has ever had, surprised they didn't keep them on permanently. Perfect for a late night snack when I got off work.

[Anonymous No.11329687]

>>11329676

hydrogenated soy

[Anonymous No.11329827]

>>11329516
Okay so post your recipes. None of the taco seasoning recipes I've used have ever tasted like taco bell. Some of them I personally think taste better but it's definitely not the same thing. Also it's funny how you go to fries knowing full well that's not what anyone is talking about outside of unique tasting ones like Wingstop or Taco Bell's.

[Anonymous No.11329868]

>>11329827

Make some fries with ground beef seasoned to taste throw it together with some cheese chopped tomatoes and sour cream. If you want people to make food taste like taco bell's soy based "ground beef" food product then that's not going to happen.

No one cares that you like shit tier food better. Spending time going through what, spices and options for cheese? Get some fucking velveeta processed cheese food and idk cut up some hot dogs into it.

Taco Bell "beef" is literally soy. There's something like 35% ground beef. So stop by your vegan section and get their soy based ground beef and try to make a mixture that's as shit tier as their food.

Or, you can marinate your own carne asada skirt steak and make a real meal like an adult.

[Anonymous No.11329938]

>>11329868
Please post recipe for good carne asada as every time I have attempted it the results have been disappointing.

[Anonymous No.11330231]

>>11329938

Get a good flank steak. Throw it in a bowl or a bag. Mix up 1/2 - 1 cup juice (lemon, lime, and/or orange) 1/2 cup olive oil. Mix that up with oregano, cayenne, and a little paprika. Grill or fry. Slice for fajitas or finely chop for tacos / nachos.

Every ingredient there is to taste. So if you do not like those flavors then don't do this type of recipe. You can do ground beef with cumin, paprika, and salt for the taco bell thing. The key would be to take the ground beef and give it an extra mincing (grinding) to take the texture down. Maybe fry it in a little bit of lard or a very very small amount of bacon fat. But probably better to use MSG (accent, mrs dash, that shit) as it's the chemical feeling you are going for.

I'd say get your carne game down. You can come home and open up the pack of it you made last night, throw it on a grill, and bam you're fucking done. Heat up some corn tortillas and serve with whatever fixings you like.

Freshly grate your own cheddar cheese. It's a bitch to deal with it but do it one time and you will see why. Get a greater that can handle that really thin stringy style that taco bell uses.

Remember if you don't like it and it is disappointing that's because next time you're going to improve on it. That's cooking.

[Anonymous No.11330249]

>>11330231

duh forgot slice up an onion and a bunch of cilantro, maybe some jalapenos and an orange / some limes like you see in that photo. Drop it in the freezer bag throw in the fridge and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.11330962]

>>11329868
I can't completely tell if you're deliberately being disingenuous over an autistic fast food topic or you just completely missed the context of my post. I said you can't replicate most of what you get at a fast food restaurant in your home kitchen. I never said you are fundamentally unable to make a completely different dish of the same type of food and make it as satisfying or more so. You posted something that won't taste right because a) it's not even the same thing and b) there are ingredients and techniques that are either unavailable to the average home cook or even impossible to recreate without knowing what ratios are being used with certain things. I'm thinking disingenuous because you know you are being retarded here and started posting about how shit fast food is when that wasn't even on the table.

If you're intending on debating what I said then fucking read my post. If you misunderstood it then just fuck off, you can't get points for debates on 4chan so trying to move goalposts by posting unrelated shit doesn't do anything. You're anonymous, you could even just respond with "Not me, but this guy is retarded". No one would even know. But instead you are doubling down on retardation for no other reason than you can't stand making a mistake even though no one here will ever know your name.

[Anonymous No.11331209]

>>11330962

I read your post. It was as worthless as your follow up post. Fast food is shit food on or off the table. Fuck off with your faggotry tastelet.

[Anonymous No.11332402]

>>11331209
>still is replying to the wrong poster to triple down on retardation
>calling anyone's posts worthless and faggotry after that