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>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."

>> No.11323562

this pasta wasn't funny the last time you posted it either

>> No.11323570

>>11323562
this. autistic faggots are never funny.

>> No.11323588

Geez imagine being such a faggot you genuinely care how OTHER PEOPLE drink their coffee. What a loser!

>> No.11323606

>>11323547
ordering coffee at all is for women

>> No.11323625

>>11323562
>>11323570
>autism
I just typed this up. Try harder.

>> No.11323626

>>11323547
I just prefer black coffee. Dairy and sugar don't play nice with my stomach :/

>> No.11323673
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11323673

>>11323547
>coffee
Mfw you drink overpriced sugar, chocolate and a lot of shit from a paper 1 litre jug

>> No.11323686

>>11323625
>I just typed up this extremely common copypasta that is reposted every single day
oh wow, you're not just autistic but you also lie about pointless things... pathetic

>> No.11323692

>>11323625
That doesn't make it any better.

>> No.11323693

>>11323547
I've never liked anything in my coffee except maybe whiskey. I'll guzzle down "coffee" drinks that are basically milkshakes, though, I love that shit.

But adding dairy and sweetness to something that doesn't need it is just ridiculous. It's a hot, bitter beverage. Let me enjoy it for what it is; it isn't my fault that you need to put a dress on it and pretend you aren't gay.

>> No.11323696

>>11323686
proof?

>> No.11323708

>>11323547
ah the good ol' "being elitist about something because someone else is being elitist about the opposite" switcharoo

>> No.11323714

>Order coffee
>get it black
wow what a process.

>> No.11323722

Excuse me for wanting some caffeinated dirt water instead of a cup of milk

>> No.11323794

>>11323696
>give me screenshots from previous day's posting of this exact post
if I had known you were going to be this autistic and retarded then I would have been taking screenshots this entire time