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What's so bad about this stuff?

>> No.11299003

it gives you bitch boy tits

it takes the joy out of food, and out of life

>> No.11299009

Gave me super bad gas, a friend was legit worried about me and told me I should go see a doctor to check if something crawled up my ass and died.

>> No.11299012

>>11298998
nobody really eats that stuff

>> No.11299014

>>11299003
don't most of you faggots here already have bitch tits
>>11299009
sounds like a personal problem

>> No.11299044

>>11299003
Proof?

>> No.11299047

>>11299012
I eat it as part of my on the go lifestyle

>> No.11299048

>>11299009
This. Gives you really weird shits too.

>> No.11299050

>>11299047
i would push you in front of a car if i saw you drinking that shit somewhere.

>> No.11299055

>>11299050
That would make you a murderer.

>> No.11299076

>>11299050
I guarantee you wouldn't do shit lmao

>> No.11299087

>>11298998
Just drink huel, it's better for you and it's less pretentious

>> No.11300417
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11300417

>loots
>steal steaks made from soybeans and lentils
>flees the scene and kills someone
>gets caught by detective
>attacks dectective
>gets shot
>he dindu nuffin
only racist support that company
(also youre racist for assuming the person was black after reading it)

>> No.11300475

>>11298998
>not soylent green
Why bother

>> No.11301064

>>11298998
too much sugar
not enough fiber
generally overhyped

>> No.11301068

>>11299003
>Plant """estrogen""" is the same as Mammal estrogen

>> No.11301071

>>11298998
dickshrinkingjuice

>> No.11301077

>>11298998
Eating great food is what gives life meaning. You have committed mental suicide if you use this, might as well make it physical. Besides, there are plenty of powdered stuffs which do essentially the same, pre-mixing it with water is absolutely retarded from a logistical viewpoint.

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>>11301071
>>11299003
Enjoy your soy pills that turn you red

>> No.11301090

>>11301068
Show me proof of someone drinking soy that doesnt open his mouth when taking a picture

>> No.11301095

>>11301086
There's no difference? Looks like he just gained weight.

>> No.11301096

>>11298998

there's better food, for less of the money, with superiori nutrition.

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>>11301090

>> No.11301121
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>>11301090
and this guy too
didn't really find any shots of what you describe besides the classic ginger fatso

>> No.11301163
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11301163

I don't get it. Why does it have so many calories and so little protein? At least here in Finland there's plenty of protein based drinks that are in the 150-250 calorie band and have 20-30 grams of protein. And they taste like a bit watered down versions of store bought milkshakes.

>> No.11301291

>>11298998
people from austin drink it

>> No.11301344

Depending on your level of soy fear (mine is about a 7.5/10) this could be harmful.
If you aren't worried or think occasional soy is probably ok, then I guess this could be a convenient dietary supplement for when you are "on the go" or tight on time. I have seen them for sale at gas stations and this makes good sense to me. Though alternately. you could also just skip the occasional meal to desu, or just have any given protein drink instead.

If you are consuming this on a regular basis though that's just fucked. It super depressing to consider this making up a considerable part of your diet. Food is just one of the most consistent and accessible pleasures in life. And I can't imagine it being healthy for you.

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>>11298998
its fantastic

>> No.11302400

Anything advertising itself as a "Food Replacement" will fuck you up in multiple ways

>> No.11302689

>>11298998
i'm actually not sure but it's a funny meme and really pisses people off so I roll with it, I simply prefer regulary cream/milk in my coffee and see absolutely no reason to drink it with anything else

>> No.11302701

>>11298998
Liquid diet meal replacement seems really fucking bad for you

>> No.11302723

>>11302701
It causes severe constipation if you do it long term

>> No.11302752

>>11302723
That's so the fags who drink it don't have to douche their assholes anymore

It's a feature

>> No.11302760

>>11302689
>i'm actually not sure but it's a funny meme and really pisses people off so I roll with it
This is the most accurate representation of this site I've ever seen.

>> No.11302769

soylent is made of people.

>> No.11302775

>>11299047
the on the go lifestyle is a registered and copyrighted trademark of umbrella corporation please cease and desist

>> No.11302782
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11302782

i was literally just drinking this for the first time at the exact time i began to read this thread. this is sweet, tasty with nutmeg, low sugar, high protein, no soy, high fiber. i got mine on sale, so its probably too expnsive, but this is it. this is the one, my friends. its good. koia plant powered nutrition.

>> No.11302841

>>11301095
I think it also put some hair on his chest.

>> No.11302847

Is more expensive than eating out everyday.

>> No.11302849
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>>11298998
Nothing.Just r*publicans freaking out about there evil lizard juice conspiracies as usual

>> No.11303763

>>11298998
Convenience store drinks like this shouldn't have to be marketed so much to make it to the shelves... god just let companies sell their drinks and let the people choose what they want. Seriously, how does Japan have this covered and we do not?

>> No.11303812

>>11299003
>>11301071
There's no scientific proof that soy does anything to the human body. Most of you idiots on here see images of all these pansy bugmen drinking it and assume its soy that made them that way.

It's the other way around, they eat and drink soy because they're weak beta male losers.

>> No.11304480

>>11302752
This is true.

>> No.11304617

>>11299003
>it takes the joy out of food, and out of life
Joke's on you, my life is already joyless.

>> No.11306263

supposedly if you actually switch from real meals to pure soylent you get really horrible diahrea for a month or two, and then it becomes just tolerable diahrea

>> No.11306266
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11306266

It turns you into this

>> No.11306278

>>11298998
it takes the joy out of food for sure and tastes like garbage
otherwise nothing really

>> No.11306320

>>11298998
I went from 6 foot 350 lbs to 230lbs at the moment drinking mainly soylent and other meal replacers. I fucking suck at eating well and this provides an easy way to get most my nutrition.

My boobs have gotten smaller as has the rest of me. I still eat good food, I just don't over indulge or eat bad shit for me constantly like I used to.

>> No.11306332

>>11306320
Your boobs have only gotten smaller because you haven't been impregnated yet. I'm sure your estrogen levels are through the roof.

>> No.11306335

>>11306332
Nope recently did a bunch of testing and my levels are normal. My testosterone has improved though from all the exercise I do now.

>> No.11306337

how does huel compare to this stuff

>> No.11306355

>>11306337
It's more oat based taste wise, I found the regular to be pretty bland and it's a lot thicker than soylent's powder. It's not bad but I didn't care for it as much.

>> No.11306366

>>11299003
>it gives you bitch boy tits
gonna need proof on that
>it takes the joy out of food, and out of life
absolutely and all soy memes aside this is the real reason no one should be drinking this shit.
eat some goddamn delicious food and enjoy life for fucks sake.

>> No.11306764

>>11301121
dude, he literally has a neck beard

>> No.11306776

>>11301163
it's a meal replacement not a supplement. if you drink it as you would eat meals you end up with 60-80grams protein at the end of the day

>> No.11307142

>>11298998
Is flour mixed with water

>> No.11307570

>>11306366
>gonna need proof on that
Source: 90% of vegan men have bitch tits, therefore soy turns you gay and fat/skinnyfat with noticeable breasts