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epic food pranks I can pull on the treat-or-treaters this Halloween?

>> No.11290743

By a bag skittles and piss on them

>> No.11290747

>>11290738
Give the kids candy furthering a sugar addiction and destroying thier lives haha

>> No.11290752

>>11290738
bake cookies and put feces in the dough, i do this around christmas a lot.

>> No.11290756

>>11290738
when the kids come up to your door, drink cyanide.

>> No.11290759

>>11290738
give them cigarettes

>> No.11290761

>>11290738
Wrap chocolate laxatives in tootsie roll wraps and give those away.

Boom, epic prank. lmaoooo

>> No.11290772

>>11290738
Make brownies and with a small amount of weed infused butter and then microdose the finished product with LSD.

>> No.11290777

Give them pouches of dried/freezedried fruit or something similarly nutritious, so the rest of their candy tastes like shit by comparison.

>> No.11290787

>>11290752
I also use cum for a pinch of lewdness

>> No.11290793

Give them Halloween themed pencils and shit instead of candy.

>> No.11290796

>>11290743
>>11290752
>>11290761
How to be underage and retarted

>>11290756
How to be a cult leader

>>11290772
>How to become a felon

>>11290777
How to be lame

>>11290787
>How to become a lifelong registered sex offender

>> No.11290799

I gave out broccoli once. Kiddos were not happy.

>> No.11290809

little packets of nutritional yeast flakes

>> No.11290816

>>11290743
Sounds fun. What do you do after that?

>> No.11290820

>>11290738
just shoot them with your ar-15

>> No.11290825

reminder "trick or treat" is a threat

>> No.11290826
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>>11290820
this
probably use my .44 mag though just for fun desu

>> No.11290839

>>11290738
give out some jalapeños covered with sugar/caramel

>> No.11290847
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>>11290738
Give out full-sized Hersheys with business cards taped to them

>> No.11290848

salmiak

>> No.11290868
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>>11290738
You mean you don't save fast food condiment packets all year to give to the black kids on halloween?

>> No.11290983

Print off small religious leaflets and attach them to baggies of candy corn

>> No.11291036

>>11290983
Do this but a summary of the unfunded liabilities they'll be inheriting from the Boomers

>> No.11291050

Buy the cheapest Walmart 2L sodas you can find and hand those out. The kids will hate your fucking guts for having to lug around a small anchor and many of them will likely be used in carbonated acts of explosive vandalism around your neighborhood

>> No.11291059

bake pot brownies for adults and normal brownies for kids then """accidentally""" mix them up when tricky treeters knock. watch the hilarity and lawsuits ensue. 420 weed lmfao

>> No.11291185

Insist that they eat all the eggs.

>> No.11291190

>>11291059
Yeah no stoner is going to give away edibles for free

>> No.11291208
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11291208

Don't overthink it

>> No.11291210
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>>11290796
>le quote everyone and hope for a reply
Here it is. Now fuck off kid

>> No.11291212

>>11290738
False Flag Operation to piss off the vegans:
Give out only brussells sprouts or turnips with attached hardcore vegan propagana leaflets. make the """propaganda""" yourself by finding real ones online and adding racist or mysogynistic stuff to the text. the more offensive the better. the idea is to give vegans a bad reputation by associting them with racism, etc. It's character assassination for the 21st century.

>> No.11291275

>>11290796
>retarted
lol ok

>> No.11291287

>>11290799
Based and floretpilled

>> No.11291295
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>>11290868
>>11291208
While I appreciate the sentiment...
>living anywhere near niggers such that niglets show up at your door on Halloween

>> No.11291307

>>11290738
stab them 23 times and claim it was self defense

>> No.11291308

>>11290738
A few lads put nails in strawberries in my country, but I will advice against it.

>> No.11291316

get reese's cups and put nicotine juice on them, the kids will pass out and wake up addicted to nicotine

>> No.11291331
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>>11291308
This is what happens when kids are not allowed to let out their aggression normally

>> No.11291358
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Clove Drops

>> No.11291828
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>> No.11291860
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>>11291828
And here's something for people that don't hate themselves.

>> No.11291963

>>11290738
Pamphlets on diabetes prevention

>> No.11291981

Full size candy bars and rolls of hard candy.

Kids won't know what hit 'em.

>> No.11292009

>>11291860
oh fuck. bad idea showing this to me, chief

>> No.11292192

Either chocolates with booze in them, or medicated lozenges.

>> No.11292225

>it's the amerifats talk about a single day for an entire month month again

>> No.11292235

>>11292225
>its the obsessed eurofag threadshitting for attention again

>> No.11292251
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>>11292225
>fuck having traditions amirite?

>> No.11292865

>>11290847
I love achewood

>> No.11292890

Caramel onions

>> No.11292904

Ok. Buy a bunch of alka seltzers and a bunch of big old people mints. Put them into a bowl together done

>> No.11292924

>>11291050
Holy kek, this.

>> No.11292967

>>11291295
You say that like random niglets dont get literally fucking driven around to other neighborhoods dressed in their peewee football uniforms and sometimes just plain clothes.

This is also assuming that people actually do legit trick or treating these days, instead of that faggot "trunk or treat in the middle of the afternoon" shit because literally everyone is apparently a child rapist and thousands of children ended up dismembered in chest freezers every year for decades because they went down the street to bother old folks for candy.

>> No.11293316

Do Hmong neighborhoods give good shit?

>> No.11293330
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>>11291050
Absolutely based

>> No.11293372
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Passing out a mix of circus peanuts, fruit snacks and travel sized toothpaste bottles

>> No.11293397

>>11290738
Unwrap candies and wrap them again on paper with instructions to create epic crystal gas.

>> No.11293399

>>11293372
Main Dude

>> No.11293416

>>11290747
Underrated post

>>11290738
Snickers with live bees instead of peanuts.

>> No.11293417
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Put empty plastic bowl on front steps with sign taped to it that says “please take one”. The kids will just be pissed at other phantom kids and will not egg your house and you get to play vidya undisturbed

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>>11290738

>> No.11293428

>>11293372
wtf when did robert downey jr get implants

>> No.11294200

>>11291828
how bad is it that i actually want to eat one of these?

>> No.11294975

Wet naps.

>> No.11295898

>>11290738
hand out rotisserie chickens

>> No.11295907

>>11290796
(you)

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>>11291212
>character assasination for the 21st century
as if character assasination isn’t a characteristically 21st century phenomenon

>> No.11296018

hand out bic lighters

>> No.11296538

>>11290738
Put candy in their razorblades.

>> No.11296545

>>11295926
She looks like amy shumer?

>> No.11296548

Leave the porch light off and don't give them anything. They will be EPIC btfod.

>> No.11296725

>>11293421
>Giving kids a tablet which makes sweet taste sour
>During trick or treat

Clever, entertaining and unharmful but could still get in trouble for handing out weird shit that messes with how the kids taste stuff. At least when their parents hear of it.

>> No.11296738

>>11291185
I can't tell if this is a smashmouth reference or that white knight meme

>> No.11296746

>>11293372
Absolute unit

>> No.11296749

Chocolate onions

>> No.11296773

go with the classic of needles, pins and razor blades

>> No.11296789

>>11290738
>make hard boiled eggs
>leave the shell on
>coat in chocolate
>wrap in plastic to hand out

>> No.11296792

marshmellows coated in cum

>> No.11296826
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11296826

>shitty kids hate them
>based kids love them
>dirt cheap
What's not to love?

>> No.11296849

>mix fish sauce, mustard powder and butter
>Freeze in ice cube trays
>Dunk in chocolate
>Maybe wrap them if you think kids are scared of loose candy

>> No.11296862

>>11290796
Fuck off

>> No.11296895
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11296895

put some of your pubes on a subordinates coke can

>> No.11296924

>>11292225
Fuck you it’s spooktober

>> No.11296947
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>>11290847
Based Achewoodposter

>> No.11297657
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Kids fucking love these

>> No.11298567
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11298567

Give them candy corn

>> No.11298599

>>11290777
Divine trips of wholesome goodness

>> No.11298611

>>11290847
>>11296947
I don't understand Achewood

>> No.11298634
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>>11298611
It's mostly about creative use of language and a feeling of nostalgia I think. If it clicks with you it REALLY clicks.

>> No.11298638

>>11298567
Calm down Satan, OP asked for pranks not violations of the Vienna Convention.

>> No.11298646

>>11297657
lmao

>> No.11299285
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>>11292225
You're telling me euros don't have halloween?

>> No.11299289

>>11299285
It's haram, of course. It's a pagan holiday.

>> No.11299296
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>>11293372
How do I achieve this physique?

>> No.11299472

>>11299296
Attach a bicycle tire pump to your nipple.

>> No.11300031

>>11296725
No, it makes sour taste sweet.

Bad pine nuts can cause pine mouth and make sweets unenjoyable for several days.

>> No.11300039

>>11299296
Inject a shitload of synthol into your muscles.

>> No.11300191

>>11298634
delete this...

>> No.11300218
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>>11293417
This DESU

>> No.11300376

You should stick your dick in someone'z mouth lol

>> No.11300497

>>11290738
Candy molds and candy to melt from craft store, insert spinach lol or get one of those fart spray cans and spray it on the outside of candy wrapper. Or that prank gum that dyes your teeth black

>> No.11300500

>>11290761
How to go to jail.

>> No.11300501

>>11290772
Also how to go to jail. U ppl are evil and possessed.

>> No.11300502
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glock and cheese balls

explosive flavor

>> No.11300516

Caramel quinces
I'm thinking that comes with somewhat plausible deniability.

>> No.11300854

>>11293421
are they MIRACLE TABLETS or MYSTERIOUS TABS? I need to know

>> No.11300867

>>11290772
>kids have epiphany that changes the timeline of their life and prevents them dying young later on

>> No.11300872
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Hand out chick tracts that teach about the satanic nature of halloween. That's one awkward conversation for the little shit's parent later on

>> No.11300874

black licorice

>> No.11300886

>>11293417
Classic misdirection. have you considered a career in magic?

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>>11290796
You must be a hit at parties.

>> No.11300902

>>11296826
this is a good post

>> No.11300924
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>March 22, 2002

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>>11299285
It's growing quite large here in Denmark actually.
To my disgust. Especially since we already have a fucking holiday where kids dress up and go door-to-door for treats or money.
FUCK!

>>11296826
I gave some kids Fireball once and it got me some jailtime.
Something about delinquency of minors.

>> No.11300974

>>11293417
Actually put like a handful of candies in to start; like 10 or so. That way the first few kids are stoked they made it in time

>> No.11301001

Give them each a bag of roasted almonds covered in 100% dark chocolate drizzled with honey.

>> No.11301019

>>11296789
Underrated

>> No.11301023
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11301023

Do this

>> No.11301031
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Or this

>> No.11301046
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Or even this

>> No.11301158
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Here you go

>> No.11301162

>>11301046
I would eat this anyway

>> No.11301169

>>11300502
>atf_man.jpg

>> No.11301186

>>11301023
Someone actually handed these things out when I was a kid. I kept it around as a novelty until a relative's trailertrash child ate it.

>> No.11302444

>>11300218
what is Murdoch chan saying in this gif, i know it's Japanese?

>> No.11302450

>>11302444
She's saying that redheads with brown eyes get the rope too.

>> No.11302455

>>11301046
why is american mustard so inferior? gayest shit i've seen in a long while

>> No.11302476

>>11290738
repackage skittles into M&M wrappers

>> No.11302724

>Leave out empty bowl
>Put a sign up that says "Take One Only Please"
>Stay inside and play vidya unbothered.

>> No.11302749

>have to walk half a mile down a dirt road to find my house

Any trick or treaters are getting shot for trespassing

>> No.11302764

>>11291828
THIS

>> No.11302787

>>11302749
See, if I lived like that I'd keep only a little bit of high-quality candy around. If they're willing to put in that work they deserve a treat.
Although that does increase the risk that more would make the journey the next year. You can't make it TOO good, I suppose. A full sized Snickers would be fine I think.

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>>11292225
>month month

>> No.11302898

>>11302790
Fun fact; the D in D-Day stands for Day

>> No.11302917
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>>11290738

>> No.11302957

>>11290738
just buy cheap glass candy
kids these days don't know how to eat it and will break their teeth

>> No.11303563

>>11290738
Tide pods

>> No.11303613

>>11290738
razorblades in candy apples

>> No.11303620

>>11298567
fuck you, that stuff is great

>> No.11304591

>>11290752
holy fucking kek

>> No.11304614

>>11291828
my sides

>> No.11304674

>>11291212
You made me laugh.

>> No.11305539

>>11302476
disgusting cunt

>> No.11305970

>>11293421
There’s trees of these fruits alongside my hometown riverfront. I pick and eat them sometimes.

>> No.11305989

>>11290796
>>11300501
>retards who think a microdose of acid will make you trip balls
A microdose is like 1/6th of a single hit. Most users take multiple hits to trip.

>> No.11306014

When a kid asks for candy, fucking punch them.

>> No.11306559

>>11293372
Imagine being this body dysmorphic.