/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11270335]

why are IPA's associated with soyboys?

[Anonymous No.11270646]

A longing for culture that they weren't allowed to have.

[Anonymous No.11270647]

they aren’t irl, go outside

[Anonymous No.11270904]

>>11270335
Because tastelet hate when beer taste something else than malt.
This trigger them to the point that they have to create a strawman for the IPA drinkers.

[Anonymous No.11271018]

>>11270647
Came to post this. Jesus christ people spend less time on the internet and go the fuck outside. Its pretty nice

[Anonymous No.11271022]

>>11270335
They aren't
Soiboys are not a thing outside of the memeverse you get sucked into online

[Anonymous No.11271040]

>>11270335
Because anything new that's good threatens the boomer

[Anonymous No.11271043]

>>11270904
You mean hops. Tastelets hate when beer tastes anything other than hoppy.

[Anonymous No.11271044]

>>11270335
Because like all beer, they have pseudo-estrogens that will make you grow tits and crave (more) cock. It's not coincidence that drinking out of a phallic bottle is popular when there are better options out there.

[Anonymous No.11271048]

>>11270335
Because they're overhopped and taste like shit

[Anonymous No.11271065]

>>11270335
I guess it's because the internet is a shithole. But on a different note, I want to take a moment to bitch about how at this point IPAs are so popular that the entire fucking craft beer section of every grocery store I visit is now is basically all IPAs. I can't get a good stout or porter without going to the liquor store. And to be honest, I've been drinking IPAs for something like 12 or 13 years and I'm kinda sick of them. Stop oversaturating the market goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.11271080]

>>11270335
IPA's taste like garbage so it makes soyboys think they're men for being able to drink horse piss. Someone told them at one point that beer is supposed to taste bad so they picked the worst tasting one and stuck with it

[Anonymous No.11271091]

Lagers and pilseners is where it's at

[Anonymous No.11271099]

>>11271044
>pseudo-estrogens that will make you crave (more) cock
Ohhhh so THAT'S why I'm gay now, it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.11271111]

>>11271044
>psuedo estrogen
You dont even know the correct term but spout off like you have something of substance to say

[Anonymous No.11271151]

>>11270335
Because they're fake people and IPAs are the fakest beer possible. There is actually no such thing as IPA. The last one was brewed probably a century and a half ago, maybe more. An IPA was a pale ale that was brewed in India and cask-conditioned aboard BEIC sailing vessels headed to London, a fairly specific set of conditions which are obviously no longer met.

And then if you were to ask them more generally what makes a pale ale pale, they wouldn't be able to tell you it's simply an ale made with pale malt, which is itself very lightly roasted (malted) barley.

IPA drinkers are the biggest fags in beer. I love beer and I love brewing it and drinking it, but beer phonies fucking ruin the whole enterprise to the point where I honestly pretend I have a hops allergy so I don't have to talk to those fucking faggots. Wine snobs are scum, too, but they at least understand their drink. Beer fakes and especially IPA queers don't know shit about anything.

[Anonymous No.11271879]

>>11271151
>An IPA was a pale ale that was brewed in India and cask-conditioned aboard BEIC sailing vessels headed to London
It was generally the reverse - brewed in the UK, for shipping to India. The style became somewhat popular and they sold to the domestic market too.
I like a few IPAs here, but they are generally quite subtle. Whenever someone recommends me an American brewed IPA it's almost guaranteed to be an overhopped monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.11271884]

>>11271091
based and lagerpilsnerpilled

[Anonymous No.11271891]

>>11271048
this is the real deal.
IPAs can get away with all kinds of flaws in their brewing process by just dumping hops into the beer and covering up their mistakes with a billion IBUs and a trendy looking label that hipsters can masturbate over.

You can't get away with that shit in a lager or a pilsner. It has to be brewed with skill.

[Anonymous No.11271903]

>>11271151
This is basically it. Soyboys/hipsters love the thought that they are delving into the "authentic" past and exploring the rugged experiences of bygone days. It's a funny way to characterize the practice of drinking overhopped beer, but they seem to get away with it.

Sometimes they'll say that a good IPA has properly balanced flavor and doesn't simply have that overhopped taste. Look more carefully at what they're talking about, and it turns out those beers are just regular pale ales, which have always been on the shelves, with an "I" tossed in front for marketability.

That's the basic essence of your hipster/soyboy. Affectation sold as authenticity.

[Anonymous No.11271958]

>>11271903
well to be fair there isn’t really any quantifiable difference that suddenly makes it an IPA instead of a pale ale. you’re kind of at the mercy of what the brewery decides to call it like you said.

I think two hearted is a great balance of malt/hops if I’m looking for something hoppy. when I brew it I use 3oz in the boil and a 3.5oz dryhop for a 5gal batch, which isn’t anything excessive imo. these breweries that are triple dry hopping shit literally taste like you’re just eating raw hops, and it burns like it too. not to mention hops are fucking expensive so some of these beers are $16/4-pack.

[Anonymous No.11272304]

>>11271043
Listen here, dimwit. I can enjoy a good pilsner as I enjoy a russian imperial stout. Liking IPA doesn't make peoplea tastelet like the average lager drinker.
P.S: pineapple on Hawaiian pizza is good.
>>11271151
It was brewed in UK and send to India. They used the heavy hopping to preserve the beer. Kys

[Anonymous No.11272327]

>>11270335
Idk OP.
Why is the term soyboys associated with edgy teenage virgins on anonymous image-boards?

[Anonymous No.11272346]

>>11272327
Projection, mostly by underage

[Anonymous No.11272437]

>>11271044
I thought male pattern baldness was due to an overproduction of some kind of male hormone?
I think beer keeps me even and makes me less aggressive and in turn get more pussy and have more meaningful relationships (some built on the love of beer exclusively). In this scenario, why are you such a faggot?

[Anonymous No.11272444]

>>11272304
>It was brewed in UK and send to India. They used the heavy hopping to preserve the beer. Kys
Does that really contest the basic point? I think you'll find it doesn't. The correction certainly doesn't warrant suicide.

[Anonymous No.11272689]

>>11272444
You guys are so into the hate-train to hate IPA that you made a bogeymen to hate.
You are literally trying to boost your pathetic ego by insinuating that a feature of an alcoholic drink is not manly like the poison drink you drink, the greatest man ever on a Innu totem craving forum.
Kys unironically.

[Anonymous No.11272696]

>>11272689
Just because politicians think it's cool to stick to the prepared party line no matter how irrelevant it is to the line of questioning doesn't mean you have to.

[Anonymous No.11272717]

>>11272696
>make a total mistake in his post what is the history of IPA
>IPA drinker are fake because IPA are not brewed from UK and sent to India, thus making these people fake.
>I am pedantic about something unrelated to enjoying the product.
>Enjoying IPA mean that you only drink IPA, thus making you a soiboy.
Great opinion, you are truly a scholar.

[Anonymous No.11272716]

>>11270335
because /pol/eddit brainlets like to force memes

[Anonymous No.11272722]

>>11272717
Yeah, you're still not making sense. You should join a debating team or something if you want to learn how to mount a convincing argument.

[Anonymous No.11272727]

>>11272722
>Don't reply to me or my wife's son again

[Anonymous No.11272745]

>>11270335
hops is high in xenoestrogens, ipas have lots of hops.

[Anonymous No.11273497]

>>11272745
Phytoestrogens, not xenoestrogens. Similar effects though. However, there are differences in the way they do things on a molecular level. Interesting stuff if you’re into molecular biology.

[Anonymous No.11273553]

because malts are for alpha slayers ONLY

[Anonymous No.11273564]

>>11271891
ESB masterrace reporting in

[Anonymous No.11274110]

>>11273553
MEIN nigga

[Anonymous No.11274151]

>>11270335
Stupid people with poor taste, mostly Trump supporters.

[Anonymous No.11274177]

>>11270335
cuz it reminds them of sticking their tongue in their boyfriends' ear

[Anonymous No.11274332]

Because /pol/tards got their panties ruffled when Obama started having the white house kitchen staff brew craft beer and being the sheltered, macro shitbeer swillers who had never heard of craft beer, googled it and the first result was IPA so they fixated and sperged on it. Same reason their heads explode about organic produce - Michelle *gasp* started an organic garden on the whitehouse grounds. Same retardation as always by those mouthbreathers, just a different focus. Nothing new to see.

[Anonymous No.11274350]

>>11271151
>hurr I know everything and I hate stupid people
> "IPA was a pale ale that was brewed in India and cask-conditioned aboard BEIC sailing vessels headed to London"
They were brewed in the UK then sent to India. Jesus you are one gay bag of dogshit

[Anonymous No.11274519]

>>11270335
Because they are fruity, and beer isn't supposed to be fruity. If you want fruity beer, you're a fruit yourself.

[Anonymous No.11274580]

>ITT beta want to prove that they are manly by projecting their insecurities because they drink or not a certain type of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.11275179]

>>11271044
>crave (more) cock.
Impossible

[Anonymous No.11276693]

New to beer here.
I've always been a heavy black coffee drinker, and I tend to like stouts and porters because they have hints of coffee flavor and are a bit stronger and more bitter. Why aren't they more popular? It seems like all beer discussion revolves around lager and ale.

[Anonymous No.11276695]

>>11270335
Because it's called an

INSTANT
PUSSY
ATOMIZER

>real shit, wtf does ipa stand for?

[Anonymous No.11276697]

>>11274110
This shit looks fuckind geadly

>10/11 would drink

[Anonymous No.11276706]

>>11271065
>I want to take a moment to bitch about how at this point IPAs are so popular that the entire fucking craft beer section of every grocery store I visit is now is basically all IPAs.

Seriously, it's incredibly annoying. Apparently IPAs are basic-bitch tier now.

[Anonymous No.11276932]

The only problem with IPAs are that they're boring compared to other styles due to being way too common. They're not undrinkable by any means in themselves. I'd much rather take a strong and tasty IPA than a macro.

[Anonymous No.11277021]

found a good one recently, but the cringe label means I'll never buy it again. Why are so many graphic designers terrible at their job?

[Anonymous No.11277232]

>>11271151
>Because they're fake people and IPAs are the fakest beer possible. There is actually no such thing as IPA. The last one was brewed probably a century and a half ago, maybe more. An IPA was a pale ale that was brewed in India and cask-conditioned aboard BEIC sailing vessels headed to London, a fairly specific set of conditions which are obviously no longer met.

>And then if you were to ask them more generally what makes a pale ale pale, they wouldn't be able to tell you it's simply an ale made with pale malt, which is itself very lightly roasted (malted) barley.

>IPA drinkers are the biggest fags in beer. I love beer and I love brewing it and drinking it, but beer phonies fucking ruin the whole enterprise to the point where I honestly pretend I have a hops allergy so I don't have to talk to those fucking faggots. Wine snobs are scum, too, but they at least understand their drink. Beer fakes and especially IPA queers don't know shit about anything.

[Anonymous No.11277236]

>>11270335
'cause nerds like it and we ain't fags like those nerds

[Anonymous No.11277239]

>>11276693
I don't know man, I'm in the same boat as you, I like a good porter or stout but only if I'm having a light meal or I've already eaten. That might be part of it

[Anonymous No.11277240]

>>11277021
>Why are so many graphic designers terrible at their job?

Companies are required to skip over millions of white men and hire people whose only skill is having a vagina or skin the color of shit

[Anonymous No.11277242]

hops are estrogenic

[Anonymous No.11277246]

>>11277021
because it's an oversaturated industry where unqualified people literally work for free in an attempt to get their foot in the door
and the lowest denominator can't tell the difference between good and bad design
t. former graphic designer