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11250587 No.11250587 [Reply] [Original]

Who else fell for the "Instant" Pot meme?
>you need to wait ~10 mins for it to reach pressure before it actually starts cooking

>> No.11250592

But, anon, wouldn't any pressure cooker need to reach the proper pressure first as well?

>> No.11250595

just turn it on 10 minutes before you need it retard

>> No.11250598

>>11250592
But, but it say instant on the front...

>> No.11250604

>>11250595
why don't you just buy a slow cooker and turn it on 8 hours before you need it

>> No.11250614

>>11250604
>thinking THAT far ahead
What am I, a fortune teller?

>> No.11250737

>>11250604
>>11250614
Slow cookers are impossible. Not only do you need to be home 8 hours before you eat or whatever, but then there is the shopping and prep work before that. It's literally the hardest way to eat.

>> No.11250747

>>11250737
>already have food in the house because i'm not a retard neet
>chop shit up the night before while i'm getting wasted and watching nature documentaries
>put food in crockpot insert, put crockpot insert in fridge
>get up in the morning, put crockpot insert in crockpot, hit go
>come home from work to delicious, already-prepared, home-cooked meal
cuh-razy

>> No.11250751

>>11250747
>house burns down

>> No.11250753

I love my pressure cooker. She's like a wife to me. She takes care of me.

>> No.11250804

>>11250753
what does putting your dick in a pressure cooker feel like?

>> No.11250872

>>11250587
As of today, instant does not mean that food is teleported to you across fiberoptic cable.

>> No.11250881

>>11250751
do you also unplug your lamps and refrigerator before you leave for the day?

>> No.11250887

>>11250881
Do you leave your refrigerator running?

>> No.11250898

>>11250804
if you set it to keep warm and then insert just the tip it feels amazing

>> No.11250901

>>11250887
Yes, you turd tumbler.

>> No.11250918

>>11250587
my dad makes everything in this thing and it's always so shit compared to making it like a normal person in a pan, I fucking hate pressure cookers
people who think pressure cookers produce the same result as slow cookers just quicker are dumb

>> No.11250928

These electronic pot things are a meme
A proper stove top pressure cooker that can get up to 15psi is what you want.

>> No.11250939

>>11250881
>pressure cooker explodes
>potatoes everywhere
>chopped steak pieces stuck in the A/C ductwork

>> No.11251010

>>11250747
This desu senpai i remeber coming home from skool when i was a child seeing that the slow cooker was on for some pulled pork almost made up for my dad beating me as a child.

>> No.11251015

>>11250939
Jokes on you i live in western washington we dont have central air unless you are fucking loaded.

>> No.11251301

>>11251015
Do you just freeze in the winter? I have never seen a house without a furnace, even in southern California

>> No.11251355

>>11250587
It would be nice if it was a little faster. I usually have about 30 minutes to put together weeknight dinners before the kids start to get antsy. Depending on how much prep work is done, it can be tough to crank out some "instant" meals in 10 minutes. Also, everything is insanely hot when it is done, so it takes another few minutes to cool down to consumable temperatures.

>>11250595
That's not now it works...

>>11251301
Not that anon, but if it is a house with smaller rooms or an apartment, you can get away with just having in-wall electric heaters or baseboard heaters in each room.

>> No.11251356

>>11251355
>10 minutes
should say 30 minutes

>> No.11251370

>>11250901
well you better go catch it!

>> No.11251440

>>11250939
it takes only 20 minutes total to cook a bunch of potatoes in a pressure cooker. otherwise I'd have to bake them with takes more than an hour.

>> No.11251474

>>11251370
Kek

>> No.11251489

>>11251370
Ha! Jokes on you! I keep it on a treadmill!

>> No.11251506

I have a pressure cooker already and it does literally everything an instapot does but retards don't understand that unless there's a button on the side of electronics to hold their hand.

>> No.11251974

>>11251506
i enjoy being able to program mine to follow a recipe and not have to worry about it, plus it's on the counter out of the way, not taking up stove space.

>> No.11252088

>>11250918
I feel the same way about air fryers

>> No.11252102

>>11251370
daaaaaaaaamn

>> No.11252432

>>11250747

>slow cooking food in estrogen releasing plastics

how are the tits coming along senpai?

>> No.11252453

>>11252432
It's fucking ceramic, you retard.

>> No.11252972

>>11251370
>carlos.jpg

>> No.11254134

>>11252432
I'm a girl, you dip, more estrogen just makes me more feminine and slutty.

>> No.11254872

Only the regret is instant

>> No.11254916

>>11250737
Wow surely you cant be serious

>> No.11254994

>>11252432
...where are these plastics? The insert is a pot covered in ceramics.

>> No.11255014

>>11251974
I meant an electric pressure cooker. Got it for like $10 at a blowout sale at BB&B one year in early 2000s. I can cook mean food in no time so it's only been used literally once in my entire life. Does exactly the same thing an instapot does but doesn't have the trendy brand name XDDDDD