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>at restaurant making large order that you’re gonna eat myself
>pretend to read food order off my cell to make it look like a friend is getting something

>> No.11239024

At least you’re ashamed of yourself still.

>> No.11239033

Take it in stride, you fat fuck. You bought that meal youself, and now you are gonna eat infront of a poor spic family while their daughter cries for the toy in your Kid's meal that you got alongside with.

>> No.11239034

>>11239014
>thinking that they care or notice in the slightest

>> No.11239037

How can you even order food and sit down at a restaurant and consume it right then and there if you think like this? I would understand if it's take out but what would pretending even do if you're just going to stay there and eat while everyone else is "looking".

>> No.11239038

>>11239024
This.

You know Anon OP, I order the meal deal and after the medium fries and drink end up taking the burger home for later because I’m full.

>> No.11239057

>>11239014
That's why I always make sure to order so much that no one in their right mind would assume it's all for me. It sucks having to eat like 4 times the amount of food than I need or want. But I don't want to be looked at funny.

>> No.11239067

>>11239034
This. I've even asked workers about it because I order absurd things from taco bell. They really don't give a shit and just want to get you your food and get you the fuck out of there. If someone ever gives you grief about how much you order, call and complain and they will deactivate the teenage drone promptly and replace it with another.

>> No.11239069

>>11239014
i forgot to mention im also gay

>> No.11239073

If you're fat, people will judge you regardless.

If you're not fat, who cares if you're making a big order?

>> No.11239091

>>11239014
One time a girl behind the counter at Jack N the Box made fun of me for my order (two jumbo jacks, chicken strips, curly fries, and a milkshake) and my eyes started to well up with tears right in front of her. I mumbled never mind and started power walking toward the door. As I was leaving I tripped and fell over. Some people inside gasped. I got up and ran all the way to my house. I didn't realize until I got home that I had left my car at the restaurant.

>> No.11239103

>>11239091
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Although in all seriousness anon, you should have told her that half of it was for your grandfather who has cancer or some shit like that and made that roastie feel like complete shit.

>> No.11239113

>Be ordering food at a fast food drive thru
>"okay is that it? does that complete your order?"
>have the intention of ordering more food but decide against it due to receiving an attitude

>> No.11239130

>>11239113
I do this too, but mainly because I get too scared to ask for everything I want. I also leave feeling so dissatisfied that I often throw the food in the bin. I'm no longer able to enjoy it.

>> No.11239158

>>11239130
I'd complain if I was under the illusion that anybody gave a shit.

It just seems so rude to try to order something from a business and the cashier is just like "are you done"

>> No.11239317

>>11239103
I wish I did but it caught me by surprise.

>> No.11239319

I so that, ha ha....ha

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11239326

>>11239014
Don't remind me

>> No.11239356

>>11239069
Does that matters?

>> No.11239416
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11239416

>sidle up to the counter
>"I'll have 4 mcchickens no mayo, 8 tenders, 4 hamburgers no mustard, large fry, with a diet coke"
>look cashier right in the eye
>"imma big boi, hehehe"

>> No.11239420

>>11239416
Based and redpilled

>> No.11239423

>>11239416
>"imma big boi, heheh"
fear shouldn't have been the first emotion i should have felt

>> No.11239453

>>11239014

>order 3 dishes for myself to go
>ask for 3 pairs of eating utensils

>> No.11239514

>>11239453
patrician

>> No.11239533

Ordered 2 party trays of sushi for myself the other night. Go get 2 burgers, 6 or 10 nugs and a mcdouble or large fries nearly every night. I'm 5'8" and 173lbs and very strong despite not going to the gym ever.

>> No.11239543

>>11239416
>for you

>> No.11239724

Tonight alone, I ordered:
>2 large (each about 48oz) pho bowls
>3 Bahn Mi sandwiches (1 chicken, 1 pork, 1 beef)
>5 spring rolls (6 inches each) with peanut sauce
>a plate of Thai friend rice
>medium soda

The employees were smiling and astonished and congratulating me that I ate it all, but I'm not kidding myself: it was probably buried disgust at me pigging out.

>> No.11239749

>>11239130
>>11239091
>>11239057
>>11239326
>>11239453

Jesus Christ you beta-bitches. Eat what you want and stop caring what some normies employee thinks about you, because they don't care about you on the slightest.

>> No.11239761

>>11239724

how do you order a medium soda at a restaurant? the only places ive seen something like this is at a fast food restaurant. I DONT BELIEVE YOU

>> No.11239775

>>11239761
It's a hole-in-the-wall Pho place in a strip mall. The cups are those cheap Styrofoam ones that will probably give me cancer in 30 years.