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What's your favorite recipe of his?

>> No.11228242

2 stroke engine

>> No.11228241

>>11228230
Wrong board, dipshit.

>> No.11228251

is his arm dead or will he recover?

>> No.11228280

>>11228251
It's coming back alive. He can raise it and move his fingers a bit. By the grace of Jesus, Jack will make a full recovery.

>> No.11228312

>>11228280
and by the sin of corn syrup he'll have another stroke in a week

>> No.11228323

I like the football garlic bread loaf. That and the classic spoonful of mayo

>> No.11228326

>>11228251
>>11228280

what happened?

>> No.11228330

>>11228326
He had another stroke a couple months ago.

>> No.11228332

>>11228330
it was a good one, too.

>> No.11228350

>have a stroke
>kills his arm
>don't even try to use his arm
what a retard. every doctor will tell you that trying to move n shit is important to rebuild those connections in your brain. dipshit is gonna have permanent damage because of his idiocy when he could have gained back almost full functionality.

>> No.11228362

>>11228280
Seriously? This makes me ridiculously happy, I'm glad he is recovering. He's an unhealthy fuck but he's very innocent and loves making cooking videos so it made me feel like shit when he lost the mobility of his right arm.
I hope he soon realizes he has to stop eating so much fried shit and fats or else he will sadly die an horrible death.

>> No.11228370

>>11228362
>stuffs mouth with cheesy jello green pepper delight

why live if he can't be happy? kill yourself faster jack, it's straight YOLO

>> No.11228374

Didn't /cow/ mince this guy?

>> No.11228377

>>11228230
Water, assuming he can't fuck up water.

>> No.11228383
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>>11228350
He is also still eating horribly. Here he is covering a slab of meat in bacon grease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVu2dRJEamk&feature=youtu.be&t=25

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>>11228370
You mean party cheese salad?

>> No.11228870

>>11228362
Yeah, he sounds better too. He's looking a lot less Punished. The only problem I have with this dope is that he tried to murder his teenaged son.

>> No.11228905

beans and mayonnaise

>> No.11228920

>>11228383
That looks pretty good desu. I'd eat it.

>> No.11228921

Bump for big boi bites

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>>11228921
Bites like this?

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>> No.11229425

>>11229418
Look how he is able to masterfully utilize his tongue to guide the slop into his mouth.

>> No.11229426

>>11228230
Non-Newtonian nuggets

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>> No.11229452

I desperately need the webm of jack eating that slice of pizza and he sticks his tongue out a good 6 inches to corral it into his mouth.

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>>11229461
Thank you based anon

>> No.11229467

>>11229422
>strokes were all worth it

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>>11229464
Just doing my job.

>> No.11229496

>>11229478
goodnight sweet prince

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>> No.11229568

>>11229496
first total biscuit and then almost jack! stop it!

>> No.11229570

>>11229558
I'm going to start with the bean and mayo, and me and my waifu pillow will split the cream cheese thingy. I'll than have the bag 'n season chicken cooked blue, just toss it on the grill for a second, flip it and cook it for another second, and serve it please. Just enough to kill the bacteria. And for dessert I will be having the party cheese salad please. And for drinks i'll have a butter coffee, preferably spilled everywhere when it gets to the table.

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>>11229570
Your first course, sir

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>> No.11229609

>>11229595
Outstanding, just so you know i'm going to have to either shit or throw up between courses, so let the chef know please.

>> No.11229621
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>>11229609
Simply use the complimentary table bucket. Your main course.

>> No.11229630

>>11229621
This is the way chicken is supposed to be cooked, although it is almost flirting with being too cooked. No problem though. I'll just cut off the parts that are cooked.

>> No.11229638

>>11229630

No. It wasn't funny the first time around.

Go on - get back in the corner.

>> No.11229642

>>11229630
Apologies sir, the chef has lost use of an arm and was not able to pull it off in time. May I direct you to your dessert.
>>11228862

>> No.11229648

>>11229642
Absolutely, I wouldn't want to insult a master chef of his cuisine. It's probably just my terrible palette that is the problem. However, there is a customer over there that is bothering me and causing a scene. He's sitting right here >>11229638

>> No.11229654

I predict another stroke in this man's life coming SOON. He will probably hold the world record of most strokes had within a life time.

>> No.11229655

>>11229418
He eats like a brontosaurus.

>> No.11229661

>>11229648

Sir, I work here. I keep the customers who spout stupid memes in the corner so customers like you can enjoy your experience.

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>>11229648
All a part of the ambience, it reflects the mockery the chef received in the comments of his instructional cooking class.
I am afraid we are out of coffee, will a serving of the house Mayonnaise suffice?

>> No.11229672

>>11229661
>>11229666
Thank you, yes mayo will be fine. I'm trying to watch my waistline, going keto Mayo is great for that.

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>> No.11229876

>>11228242
underrated post

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>>11228230
slap chop

>> No.11229892

>>11229666
>jack will never be able to choke his son out ever again

>> No.11229894

>>11228383
>this thing is so wet
>look at how wet this is
the word is juicy you absolute unit you use it all the time

>> No.11229902

>>11229666
checked
and I still don't get the point of this video
>lol i ate the mayo
what?

>> No.11229914
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>>11229902
He wanted to gross out his son.

>> No.11229935

>>11229914
was his son grossed out?

>> No.11229942

>>11229935
A little, you can see his reaction sort of.

>> No.11229956

>>11229942
I think it was more like "wow my dad is a retard"

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>>11229956

>> No.11229961

>>11229558
>cooked rare in a fucking bag
>cream cheese thingy
lel

cream cheese and marshmallow mixed for a fruit dip is pretty good though

>> No.11229965

>>11229914
Why do white trash women all have the same sense of style? All of their clothes consist of some zany kids entertainment character engaging in some specific behavior that "relates to their personality".

>> No.11230043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVu2dRJEamk

>> No.11230048

>>11228230
>two strokes
>still hugely overweight
>still like 5'3

How long has he got?

>> No.11230157

I like his turkey wing recipes they were actually good

>> No.11230516

>>11228370
YODO

>> No.11230529

>>11229965
That's shopped, you mongoloid. Tammy dresses very well and she is always well put together.

>> No.11230602

>>11229872
>be American
>catch myself thinking "do Americans really cook like this"
O B S E S S E D

>> No.11230687

>>11228350
you don't think it may just be that he doesn't want to practice clumsily using his arm while filming a cooking show?
nah, it couldn't be that

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>> No.11230870

>>11228362
>"We should firebomb the palestinians" -Jack

>> No.11230910

>>11230870
No, no, Jack heard a pastor say that and thought it was a good idea. Trying to kill his son is worse desu

>> No.11230920

>>11230910
Jack heard a pastor say it and was impressed how little the pastor cared about what people thought of him.
Dejacktors have hilariously bad comprehension.

>> No.11230926

>>11230920
Pull that up, Jamie. We need don't wanna slander the guy. Find the transcripts. They gotta exist.

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>>11230920
Yes, defend me.

>> No.11231011

>>11230960
I'm just correcting people who are wrong. he shouldn't keep getting the interview pulled down because nothing that's been taken down makes him look worse than what is up in clips.

>> No.11231047

>>11231011
So raw chicken is worse than attempted murder?

>> No.11231088

>>11231047
yes, oh you caught me, I think chicken --
no I meant the clips about the interview that are up are more damning than the rest of the interview that has been taken down.

>> No.11231092

>>11228383
Wow you can see the atrophy. It's like an arm of a prepubescent boy.

He gets memed on a lot but I will feel sad when he dies prematurely.

>> No.11231098

>>11231088
Your sentence structure is odd. Jack?

>> No.11231103

>>11231098
yeah Jack is known for his verbosity alright, you fucking putz

>> No.11231122

>>11231103
Calm down, Jack. I want you to recover so you can convey your thoughts properly in text.

>> No.11231138

>>11231122
you either being unable to or pretending to be unable to understand me doesn't bother me, I've met many retards in my life
saying I'm jack because it's easy trolling, well.... come on now. dejacktors just can't stand it when people point out their deriding circle jerk is wrong on something. check out kiwifarms, they'll all accept everything you say with a grin

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>>11231138
Hey, we are not trying to offend you. I am honestly impressed you can type that well with only one arm.

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>>11231171
well I am only typing with one arm since I'm ja/ck/ing

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>>11231188
Remember when his own son upstaged him?

>> No.11231781

>>11230048
>5'3
Holy shit, this whole time I was wondering how he got such a high microwave/cabinet setup. I feel like an idiot.

>> No.11231791

>>11231778
Damn, you really like youtube don’t you?

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>>11231791
Never touch the stuff unless Jack's on.

>> No.11231794

>>11231778
Hopefully for Jack's sake they rebrand as the Gurgling' Sicilian.

>> No.11231808

>>11229558
>napalm the Palestinians race war now
fucking lost it

>> No.11231813

>>11231791
Post the 2016 elections we got invaded by normalfags hence all this populist faggotry.

>> No.11231833

chicken thighs

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