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post cursed food

>> No.11213962

>>11213798
No one can top this. It's demonic.

>> No.11213977
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Is this a curse or a blessing?

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>> No.11214229

>>11213996
I can fap to this

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>> No.11217097

>>11214054
This would be cool if they just left the faces blank, but instead it's cursed

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>>11217085
you can just tell this is brazilian

>> No.11217118

>>11215661
Imagine having an onee-sama making the one to the left for you

>> No.11217201

>>11215661
>when u nut but she still sucking

>> No.11217684

>>11213996
I miss this guy

>> No.11217711

>>11217079
the egg alone would have more than the 140cal it says on the sticker, though that's not the biggest problem here

>> No.11217723

>>11217711
The caloric content of an egg is usually only like 70-80 kCal

>> No.11217738

>>11217711
>140 calorie egg
retard
think; speak

>> No.11217750
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this was on a bag of popcorn from a general store

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>> No.11217763

>>11217750
appropriate from discount popcorn; it would seem preachy from a fancy brand

>> No.11218105

>>11217755
I love this, looks like whoever made this had fun

>> No.11218283

>>11218105
>Mary Berry detected

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>>11217750
I like this.

>> No.11218553

>>11213996
>>11214229
>>11217684
;3

>> No.11218707

>>11213798
He's made out of pure CHEESE

>> No.11219357

>>11217085
>>11217108

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.11219680

>>11217755
Gibbering mouther cake, very cool.

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>>11218283
Who what?

>> No.11220270
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>>11213798
Lil Yachty hot fries. The entire line is hilarious and they sell em all over around here. The hot fries are legit. I don't like the others.

>> No.11220282

>>11220270
Srs... look up lil yacthy rap snacks. The bags are hilarious

>> No.11220473

>>11218707
based

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>>11220253

>> No.11220573

>>11219719
As if it wasn't enough to have the fucking head bobbing around but the broth just looks like septic waste.

>> No.11220708

>>11217085
Is this what they serve for lunch at Valve?

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>>11220253
DESTROY

>> No.11220741

>>11220708
+1 year

>> No.11220755
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>>11220253
Is he just keeping live bait in the fridge?

>> No.11220756

>>11217750
That's literally the exact opposite of cursed

>> No.11220760

>>11220755
no shit dummy

>> No.11220795
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>>11217085
>>11217108
People accuse Americans of not knowing how to make pizza; The shit I see from Germany, Britain, Sweden, South America, and California really makes me want you to come here and try a good pizza. Not a shitty chain place.

Apologies for the awful picture, I could not find one of my favorite pizza. The crust/sauce is magical even if you think you won't like it. It's literally a refurbished German bar that serves you paper plates.

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>>11220760
Well all the bottles are in cyrillic or something. I thought maybe he was for a festival or bake them into a pie. Or feed them to a pet. Hell if I know.

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beware

>> No.11221044

>>11220819
>calorie free
>it's just a brown colored jar full of air

>> No.11221062

>>11220795
America has god tier pizza all over New York City, Fairfield County, Connecticut and New Haven, Connecticut. The rest of the country is not good at all in comparison.

>> No.11221098

>>11217684
Who was he?

>> No.11221101

>>11220819
>calorie free
>sugar free
>fat free
What the fuck is in the jar?

>> No.11221117

>>11221101
Indigestible fiber and artificial flavorings.

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>>11219719

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>>11217684
Same here.
>>11218553
;3
>>11221098
A right man at the right board at the right time.

>> No.11221166

>>11220819
The amazon page is fantastic

https://www.amazon.com/Walden-Farms-Peanut-Calorie-Free-12-Ounce/dp/B000X1Q1G8

>> No.11221176

>>11221101
Broken dreams

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>>11220755
"why" didn't even cross my mind, just assumed it was mental illness or something

>> No.11221225
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>>11221165
so cute

>> No.11221292

>>11221225
>>11221165
Freaking nice.

>> No.11221524

>>11219714
Klingom thanksgiving

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>>11221524
You left it out in the sun next to the furnace again!

Just bring out the blood wine and a targ leg; the octobird is ruined.

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>> No.11222914

>>11219719
I'm pretty sure this was a scene in indiana jones

>> No.11222931

>>11221225
D-doge?

>> No.11222932

>>11213977
looks like goat curry and that shit is delicious

>> No.11222978

>>11220253
>The Slavs are at it again!

>> No.11223005

>>11222914
Indiana Jones and The Ugly Guy with Braces who ate Monkey stew

>> No.11223127

>>11221198
Never knew sous vide was that easy at home

>> No.11223216

>>11223005
Actually desu I think he's pretty attractive and would engage in degenerate homosexual Intercourse with him

>> No.11223262

>>11219357
every time I see this I spot something else wrong or disturbing with it. lie the fat the "woodfired oven" is a literal trash burner that the pizza man is putting bold cardboard and garbage into

>> No.11223266

>>11223216
>Homosexual intercourse with a guy who eats monkey

This is how we got AIDs.

>> No.11223923

>>11221561
I love seeing other /trek/ posters on /ck/

>> No.11223949

>>11223923
/ck/ has always been a /trek/ colony.

>> No.11224343
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>>11220270
I've told this story before but I'll tell it again

>two or so years ago
>fooling around with a girl on a friend's couch, late at night
>she kneels on the floor and starts sucking my dick
>tells me to be rough with her
>oh I'll show you rough
>start relentlessly face fucking this girl
>she's loving it, keeps looking up at me with lusty, red and watery eyes
>and then she vomits half digested hot fries all over my dick and lap
>mfw
>pause for a moment to digest what just happened to me
>she starts profusely apologizing
>I'm internally freaking out because this was a friend's couch
>turns out all the vomit ended up either in my lap or in my pants/underwear around my ankles
>don't have a change of clothes
>wash off with just water and paper towels
>girl goes to clean up
>she comes back and asks if I'm done
>still can't smell hot fries without gagging

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>>11219714
God i wish that were me

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>>11213977

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>>11213996
The images are a blessing but the condition is a curse

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>>11224821

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>>11224821
>>11224826
Are we posting misleading thumbnails?

Also, that mudcrab is wasting his time lifting a paint brush. They were accidentally set to have zero weight, which is why you can use them to climb walls. He will never get gainz.

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>> No.11224876

>>11217201
Reddit

>> No.11224900

>>11220756
hallelujah

>> No.11224902

>>11221062
lol,my parents only let me see a small part of a giant country.

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>>11221166
That page is goof tardy.
Your advice,or anybody else that wats to contribute,what about the "organic" peanut butter?
I bought a few types and there is oil seperation so I keep the jar upside down.
Am I doing it wrong?
Am I just supposed to stir every time?
HOW SAY YOU?

>> No.11225094

>>11220756
The dildo is the cursed part

>> No.11225157

>>11219714
Lovecraftian shit is going on over here

>> No.11225307

>>11224343
That's a great story you've got here. That's what I'm looking for on /ck/. NON APPROPRIATE STUFF

>> No.11225355

>>11224902
I'm actually an adult who has lived in CT, LA, MA and FL and gone on trips to the west coast, southwest, and all over New England. CT and NYC have the best pizza. It's not even close.

>> No.11225434

>>11221166
> About the product

>Walden Farms Calorie Free Ketchup has a rich natural tomato flavor made with California sun ripened tomatoes, pureed onions, lemon juice, crushed garlic, apple cider vinegar and more

????

>> No.11225442

>>11217711

>this is what normies honestly think

>> No.11225605

>>11224343
Jesus Christ anon. I had a bitch vomit on my cock before but there wasn’t that much and she tried to swallow most of it. Still left afterwards Bc it smelled and killed my boner.

>> No.11225661

>>11217750
i buy these from the dollar tree except mine are off brand cheese doodles

>> No.11226392

>>11221155
nice digits, uma delicia

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>>11220253
Who here /bathtubcarp/?

>> No.11226423

>>11226412
when I was a child we did that, would get more than 1 carp though

>> No.11226429

>>11226423

>> No.11226433

>>11226423
Is this a common thing people do? Why? Also why carp? Fresh water fish usually sucks in my experience.
Especially catfish. God I hate catfish.

>> No.11226467

>>11226433
In some countries it's a tradition to eat carp on Christmas eve. The meat dishes are eaten on the 25th, because thats when Jesus birth is celebrated. I always wondered why the bathtub, my grandma said it's so they spit all the mud water out and also because it's hard to buy it fresh shortly before christmas.

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>>11221062
>le new york pie
New England style pizzas are decent, but definitely not the best. The best pizza in the US is thin crust found in Chicagoland.

>> No.11226565

>>11213996
I can't fap to this

>> No.11226613

>>11226555
>thin crust found in Chicagoland

Literally 100X worse than the most average deep dish. They put the fucking cheese over the toppings so that the overly processed midwest garbage just slides right off like a sheet of plastic on the first bite, not to mention it's just a pool of grease and they cut in into squares because who the fuck knows why

With all the deep dish meme shit, most people have no idea how much worse Chicago thin crust is.

>> No.11227752

>>11220795
Italyfag here. This look like a good sausage pizza, similar to some made in northern Italy. The olives&shit is uninviting, tho.

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>>11222897

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Naughty boys

>> No.11229022

>>11224840
An actual reddit tier post.

>> No.11229030

>>11213996
eyebrows and eyes look like the eyes, optical illusion

>> No.11229166

>>11228653
This shit and the rest of those photos never fails to crack me up

>> No.11229412

>>11219357
And I'm proud to be an American

>> No.11229502

>>11226412
>>11226423
>>11226433
it's an outdated Polish christmas tradition that has to do with the lack of access to fresh fish during communism, and the fact that all the dishes on the big Chrismas Eve feast are meatless

it's definitely declining quickly nowadays that fresh fish is readily available and people can't be arsed to kill and slaughter a live carp

>> No.11229509

>>11228971
Huh?

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Postin a classic

>> No.11229536

>>11219719
uma delicia...

>> No.11229563

>>11213977
Looks like فسنجان

>> No.11229564

>>11229524
these always seemed deeply unsettling and sad to me
something about shaping cheap mystery meat into a happy face feels very wrong, even more so when it's an animal face

>> No.11229637

>>11229564
You'd be a psycho if they didn't bother you

>> No.11229716

>>11220795
looks like shit dumbass blow it out your ass

>> No.11229730

>>11222897
Is this milk steak

>> No.11229742
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>>11229716
>Apologies for the awful picture
>I could not find one
>looks like shit dumbass
I see foreigners lack reading comprehension skills as well; either that or they have the attention spans of toddlers and respond without reading or remembering the post.

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>>11217085
>>11217108
BRAZILIAN PIZZA BEST PIZZA

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>> No.11232870

>>11224826
Delet this

>> No.11232928

>>11225307
Get a load of this nigger

>> No.11232993

>>11213996
Is this a rabbit with cum leaking out it's asshole

>> No.11233036

>>11220270
>>11220282
You sound like you've been really successfully marketed to.

>> No.11233084

>>11229502
that's stupid. it's clearly older. you think anyone outside of a port town had easy access to fresh fish prior to 1945 and then it just stopped? this is obviously just a way to have a mega fresh fish prior to freezers and air shipping

>> No.11233088

>>11232071
are you sure this isn't a cream cheese blend for bagels?

>> No.11233116

>>11232074
>Hermaeus Mora goes to Nipland

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>>11222897

>> No.11233166

>>11222897
had something that looks similar to this in italy and it was very much good
the knife in the saus is strange tho

>> No.11233397

>>11229730
pepper sauce
>>11233166
knife is there to show the depth of the sauce, friend sent it to me

>> No.11233417

>>11226613
What kind of shit place are you buying pizza? I've traveled the country plenty and Chicago thin crust, hell, even some random ass mid-state places, is good shit.

>> No.11233474

>>11233166
well isn't it frozen since the knife is standing up

>> No.11233482

>>11233397
>>11233474
or stabbed into the table bcuz fuck tables

>> No.11234304

>>11232524
Enough to make a man kek

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>> No.11235997

>>11235662
8 fucking dollars!?

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avolatte

>> No.11236051

>>11221225
Doge is trapped, only trips can save him!

>> No.11236079

>>11220253
You need some air getting mixed into the water, they gon' die in a fridge, which doesn't have much oxygen to begin with.

I use a 5 gallon bucket with a bait lid so they don't jump out.

>> No.11236090

>>11235997
No way it's american money.

Looks like a mexican creation.

>> No.11236118

>>11226433
>>11229502
It's pretty common among older people. Its not just polish tradition, afak its spread over slovakia and czechia too. I think its a christian tradition and the more religious households still get carp from christmas. Chains like Tesco sell live carps in front of enterances around christmas. Young people dont usually do it since they dont want to kill live carps.

>> No.11236121

>>11235662
Solid idea, terrible execution

>> No.11236124

>>11236118
>Young people dont usually do it since they dont want to kill live carps.
I don't blame them. I chipped a 3.5 lb cattle cleaver on a very large carp. Those fuckers have some anime creature bones.

>> No.11236129

>>11224826
good fucking lol

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>> No.11236346

>>11236332
instantly reminded me of this
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/21/baby-dies-after-siblings-put-her-oven-turn/76164434/

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>> No.11236372

>>11217079
Does it actually say “Hand boiled egg”?

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>>11236346
>J'Zyra Thompson
Nothing of value was lot.

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>>11236374
correction; an s was lost

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>>11224821

>> No.11236503

>>11235662
>Black

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>>11236402
seriously what the hell

>> No.11236528

>>11236381
>when you show up without a baby

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>>11236346
>the children's mother, returned home from going out with her boyfriend to get takeout pizza and pick up a prescription

yeahokay.exe

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>>11232573

>> No.11237214

>>11236372
hard boiled probably

>> No.11237264

>>11217755
mitty deserved better

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>>11236346
>The two 3-year-old siblings of the 19-month-old little girl who died, J'Zyra Thompson, told authorities that one of them put the baby in the oven and the other one turned it on and made it "hot,"
Are black children just born possessed? What sort of 3 year old thinks to do this?
https://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/813862/your-3-year-old-development-behavior-and-parenting-tips-1
Do most 3 year olds even have the coordination to place a baby in the oven and turn it on?

>> No.11237683

>>11236090
The next flag says "gyros." Can you even get gyros in mexico?

>> No.11238117

>>11213798
>try it once and you won't forget it forever.

>> No.11238715

>>11236528
Why, is it BYOB?

>> No.11238774

>>11236402
Ain't getting fresher than that!

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>>11222897
that fucking knife

>> No.11240582

>>11224602
>The Sloppiest Joe, aka YOSEPHVS SORDIDVS MAXIMVS

>> No.11240586

>>11220795
>forgetting to include the abomination that is South Korean "pizza"

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>> No.11241305

>>11236619
kek

>> No.11241399

>>11219714
>Tentacles in a cock
Kinky

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Surely, no one enjoys this!

>> No.11241472

>>11241459
I have absolutely no problem eating them

>> No.11241486

>>11241459
Its all right in rice porridge

>> No.11242262

>>11222897
Why does this chop looks like exactly like the Hockenheimring layout

>> No.11242278

>>11241459

Id be curious to try it. I imagine its chewy and cheese tasting.

That being said, most authentic chinese food ive had is terrible.

>> No.11242323

>>11236348
why is it randomly censored?

>> No.11242360

>>11242323
it's from an italian website that collects cursed food, in the censored part there was probably a name/link to the foodblogger who made it (so they removed to avoid problems with him)

>> No.11243156

>>11242360
>italian website that collects cursed food
link?

>> No.11244355

>>11224602
shit sandwich, is the first thing to come to mind.

>> No.11244388

>>11221166
>https://www.amazon.com/Walden-Farms-Peanut-Calorie-Free-12-Ounce/dp/B000X1Q1G8

About the product:

-Walden Farms Calorie Free Ketchup has a rich natural tomato flavor made with California sun ripened tomatoes, pureed onions, lemon juice, crushed garlic, apple cider vinegar and more
-Best quality product
- Gluten-free and Non-GMO, Effervesce combines Authenticity with Elegance and Prestige


>I...I don't even

>> No.11244743

>>11213996
blessed

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>>11224343
>>11225605
>Tfw had TWO (2) girls do this to me
>Tfw made both keep going and swallow the cum

>> No.11245568

>>11236090
8 Mexican pesos is like 30 cents.

>> No.11245587

>>11243156
https://orroridamangiare.blogspot.com/ here you go

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Bananas on top of rice in Mexico. Mexican food has no reason to be that weird yet I was constantly amazed by the terrible ideas they had.

>> No.11245647

>>11213996
Why is he pooping out white stuff?

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>> No.11246387

>>11226613
>overly processed midwest garbage
Do you not think about where they get all the ingredients in your big city from

>> No.11246474

>>11219357
The three jalapenos at the end, good stuff.

>> No.11246567

>>11245410
i was about to get this yesterday

>> No.11247407

>>11236346
>J'Zyra

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>>11247691
>tfw you pay a hooker to let you eat chili out of her shoes and there are fucking beans in it

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>> No.11247741

>>11245598
I've unironically made fried rice with bananas. I was out of peas/carrots and wanted something even slightly healthy in it so I just threw in bananas. It wasn't bad

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>>11247787
Haven't seen that one in a while.

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>>11236402
ok what the fuck is going on here

>> No.11247958

>>11236402
Someone tell Dong that you're supposed to clean and gut it before deep-frying it.

Cold water critters have a very simple nervous system and will flop about on the table after being filleted. Literally just the head with the rib cage removing and the bones with just a little muscle and the tail fins attached will attempt to flop around for as much as half an hour afterwards while you clean the rest of your catch.

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>> No.11247966

>>11220795
Yeah, German pizza is pretty shitty for what you get. That's what happens when every "pizzeria" is run by a kebab

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>>11247961
That looks good, though.

>> No.11247985

>>11236051
shekel'm

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>>11245501

>> No.11248364

>>11236402
Jesus at least put this nigga out of his misery

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>>11248477

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>>11248495
I think we have to go deeper

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>>11248516
y u do this?

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>>11248522
Because I can.

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>> No.11248574

>>11247961
Guinea Pigs were food until someone figured out dumb ass american boomers would believe their get rich quick scheme by breeding the new top pet Guinea Pigs! This is coming from a 'Merican

>> No.11248679

>>11241459
This shit is Umummy concentrate, please get some tastes.

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>>11237264
i appreciate you

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>>11213798

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>>11233116

>> No.11250139

>>11220755
STUPID DEATHS, STUPID DEATHS

>> No.11250198

>>11213996
The fact that the original is a shrimp wrapped in bacon is already plenty disturbing itself.

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>>11250198
I happen to have that too.

>> No.11250264

>>11250212
>shrimp + bacon and cheese
Deeply cursed.

>> No.11250295

>>11224524
>they cast me into the oven
>I cast them into Hell
Watching that thread unfold live was a treat.

>> No.11250326

>>11247695
Despite /ck/'s memery there's nothing wrong with beans in chili. It's all about the context; if it's the main part of your meal, then you use beans, but if you're using it as a topping then you don't include beans.

>> No.11250327

>>11224343
I take my wife in the shower and make her puke on my cock every tuesday and friday

We plan it this way so she can eat things easy to puke up beforehand (soups, crackers, icecream, lots of water)

>> No.11250331

>>11248552
This one never fails to amuse me.

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>>11226412
>>11229502
>>11236118
*blocks your path*

>> No.11250401

>>11236340
>0.5£ for a fucking egg
I've heard it's horrible to buy good food in that shithole but damn.

>> No.11250403

>>11241459
it's not supposed to be eaten as a main course. Tourists are just fucking dumb.

>> No.11250407

>>11247961
sleep tight, pigger

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don't look in its eyes

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>> No.11251247

>>11250403
Tourists are dumb, yes. But also your culture is weak. If your culture were strong, everyone would know this, even the dumbest tourist. Go and strengthen your culture. And then export it.

>> No.11251286

>>11247691
That's not how you make papoutsakia

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>> No.11251908

>>11220819
Im surprised that people reviewing it were surprised. In order for a non-liquid to be zero calories it would basically have to be wallpaper paste.

>> No.11251922

>>11236402
ITT: People thinking its alive. Fish nervous systems make them twitch and move long ago they're dead if you dont gut them properly.

>> No.11251973

>>11250610
ヘビー・ウェザ! ー Hebī Wezā!

>> No.11252056

>>11224869
I feel like a dumbass for wondering what was wrong here for a few moments

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>>11241459

>> No.11252204

>>11248534
the classic

>> No.11252250

>>11251567
are you 12 years old?
theres nothing wrong with powdered egg

>> No.11252315

>>11251889
I don't even like spiders but that's fucked

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>> No.11252385

>>11221062
>Connecticut
nah anon if you want good pizza you gotta go where the italians are. New York is a given, but I'd put new jersey in a close second

>> No.11252398

>>11247724
What the fuck am I looking at?

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>>11252398
It's a step in the preparation of a dish made of cow stomach filled with ground offal if I recall correctly

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>> No.11252981

>>11250327
How did you broach this subject with her

>> No.11252983

>>11251722
cute!

>> No.11253128 [DELETED] 

>>11236051

Pls rescue doggo

>> No.11254410

>>11224840
Top tier bait

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>> No.11255432

>>11255417
DIS NIGGA SHOOTING BEANS, LMAO

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>> No.11255828

>>11255816
>Now Melts!
what kind of cheese.... were they making before....

>> No.11255839

>>11255432

>> No.11255841

>>11255828
Where in that packaging does it say cheese, anon?

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>>11236500

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>> No.11255864

>>11255853
You faggots enjoy your Mannish Water while I am balls deep in some Womannish Water like a true straight boy.

>> No.11255869

>>11255864
>so low on testosterone his bathwater turns into Womannish water

>> No.11255875

>>11255864
kek

>> No.11255898

>>11255863
Nuts in bepis is fucking good you faggot

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>>11255863
>t. yank who's never tried this

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>> No.11255932

>>11248477
I don’t see how people are tricked by this, there’s clearly different letters on the candies

>> No.11255933

>>11251714
love the filename

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>>11255933
thanks, a friend of mine had some german sausages and we were hanging out in his room so I got the urge of recreating this legendary pic

>> No.11256095

>>11236500
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead and ask if honor matters

>> No.11256229

>>11245598
What are you talking about, that shit is amazing

>> No.11256345

>>11255906
Are those fried rats?
How low has Europe fallen?

>> No.11256483

>>11255816
>Now melts
what the fuck did it do before?

>> No.11256496

>>11256483
burned like plastic

>> No.11257214

>>11245598
Boii that thing good af

>> No.11257297

>>11255853
I have this at home. Afraid to make it though. Got it for a dollar at a Jamaican takeout. Have the best spicy meat patties.

>> No.11257302

>>11256345
You made my night, motherfucker.

>> No.11257665

>>11236346
>J'Zyra
we wuz Khajiit n shiet

>> No.11257679

>>11255816
They went the extra mile to avoid the word 'cheese'. Not suspicious at all

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>>11257665
What do you call a khajit with no legs?
Loyal.
What do you call a khajit with no hands?
Trustworthy.
What do you call a khajit with no mouth?
Honest.
What do you call a khajit with no brain?
It doesn't matter he's high on moonsugar.

>> No.11257756

>>11257731
t. greenskin

>> No.11257911

>>11255932
If you grab a whole handful and shovel it down your throat like a mongoloid then it would be pretty nasty. That's why you eat them individually like a civilized human being.

>> No.11258069

>>11221062
>chicago

>> No.11258205

>>11255853
Looks like something that vending machine scp would give you if you put in a penny

>> No.11258271

>>11258205
>scp
Its a shame that site's community went down the shitter. If you don't know what happened, to make a long story short, SJWs ruined another community.

All I hope is that the series I and II articles remain untouched, but nothing is going to be sacred to those gremlins.

>> No.11258454

>>11241459
A chinese exchange student served that around tofu as a course for a mid autumn festival she invited me to. It was delicious.

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>>11255853
>ram goat water
>image of black pepper, onion, carrot, what I think is yellow potato, carrot, strawberry (what the fuck!), and some brown husk

>> No.11258749

>>11258472
Where the fuck are you seeing a strawberry? You mean the bell pepper?

>> No.11258755

>>11258749
Who cuts a red pepper that way and why does it have an exterior like that? Also why the fuck would you use a red pepper for stock? It makes even less sense than the strawberry.

>> No.11258757

>>11258755
Are we looking at the same thing?

>> No.11258785

>>11258757
Dead-center of the bowl? Looks like a slice of the bottom of the strawberry.

If it's a red pepper someone has no idea how the fuck to cut things and the exterior is really weird.

>> No.11258819

>>11257679
That's because it can't be legally called cheese. Without legal stuff all of these things would be called cheese and "frozen dairy desserts" wouldn't exist either.

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>>11249173

>> No.11258996

>>11258785
Its a red bell pepper. You're mistaking the pepper's inner flesh as the outer skin of a strawberry.

>> No.11258998

>>11217750
The jars of hatch chilies I get at Costco have verses on them. They taste so damn good on everything.

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>>11222897
what am I looking at here?

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>> No.11260749

>>11258785
>Exterior
It's a fruit not a car, Anon.