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In this thread: we pretend everyone’s mothers and grandmothers have inexplicably found /ck/ and are using it to unironically share wholesome recipes, stories, inspirational memes, etc.

>> No.11211307

>>11211294
I’m gay btw, not sure if that matters

>> No.11211355

Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this recipe. My family did not enjoy it. I didn't include the onions and garlic (my daughter finds them yucky) and halved the oil and salt to make it healthier. I didn't include the herbs, either, since my son won't eat it if he sees green specks. We just found this recipe to be quite bland and uninteresting. 3/5

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Hey gals,

I’ve got a recipe called Taco Bake that my grandchildren absolutely adore. It’s a bit much to type out here but you can send me a private message for it (I’m still figuring out this 4chan.com thing, can you do that here?) My youngest grandson claims to be “allergic to vegetables” (the little stinker) but I found a way to dice up some carrots and add a can of drained corn without him knowing (shhhh!) and instead of pastry crust I use Bisquick. Of course the most important ingredient here is love

-Carol

>> No.11211372

>>11211362

Thanks Carol,

How did your husband’s knee replacement surgery go? Let him know we’ve been praying for him.

-Susan

>> No.11211397

>>11211372
Why do Americans constantly pray for each other and everything? Obviously it has zero effect.

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>>11211397

>> No.11211425

>>11211397

Praying actually does have effect (although not in the direct sense religious people think) in that it reinforces social cohesion and empathy which has real world behavioral consequences.

Also, stop breaking character in my grandma post

>> No.11211452

>>11211355
Lel

>> No.11211464

>>11211425
>it reinforces social cohesion and empathy which has real world behavioral consequences
This is the actual point of religion to begin with which fedora tippers consistently fail to understand.

>> No.11211473

>>11211372

Susan,

Thank you so much for your prayers! I'll let him know you and Robert called. Don't you worry, we'll be ready to swing again soon ;)
How does next Thursday sound?

-Carol

>> No.11211481

>>11211425
Hi Beth!

It was great to see you this morning at church. I hope little Amy is feeling better today.

As I'm sure you remember, my David is already a senior at Chapel Hill — time sure does fly! He's majoring in sociology (Bob and I tried to convinced him to do a more sensible major like business or economics, but what can you do?). He told us a few months ago about a book he read by someone called Durkheim that talked about this. I keep meaning to check it out from the library, but what with the planning for Junior League's end of summer bash, I just haven't had time to do it yet.

Anywho, I'll swing by and drop off that casserole dish tomorrow! I'll leave it by the door if no one is home.

- Karen

>> No.11211484

>>11211355
>>11211362
>>11211372
>>11211473
>>11211481
fuck off niggers

>> No.11211488

>>11211397
>Our thoughts and prayers are with you
It's a magical incantation uttered by fools to placate fools. The fact prayer achieves nothing confirms the assertion.

>> No.11211495

>>11211484
That is very rude young man I am calling the POLICE

>> No.11211502

>>11211484
Now, now Edna, I know that kind of language was normal when you were growing up, but these days it's just not acceptable to use in polite company.

I have a question about your biscuit recipe — it calls for Crisco, but we're trying to eat a little healthier these days. Can I replace it with butter?

>> No.11211510

>>11211502
susan you can use my coochie butter if you want you dirty slut
-carol

>> No.11211511

>>11211464
They probably fail to understand it because you magical skyfriend faggots fail to explain it that way.

If, when I ask a Christfag why he belives the crap he does, and he says "becuse it's true" then I look at him or her like the moron that xe is. But if they were to tell me "I don't really, it's more about social cohesion and empathy" then they'd have my respect instead. The problem is that the former group outnumbers the latter by a significant margin, easily 50:1, probably a lot more. I wonder if the real issue is that the religious people don't realize it themselves? And it's a real problem when people go around causing harm (i.e. starting wars, passing restrictive laws, etc.) over "muh social cohesion". Where's the "empathy" for the people who belive differently than you do?

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>>11211495
>>11211502
>>11211510
You larping hyperfaggots are ruining this board with your shitty thread

>> No.11211636

>>11211294
>my family
>sharing recipes
Good one. I will consider it a miracle if the recipes are willed out to someone at their death bed. More likely though is they will burn them after making one last dish.

>> No.11211646

>>11211625
>coming from a surly poster
You're right, we should just have
THE SAME
FUCKING
THREAD
ad infinitum.

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Hope you ladies are having an amazing weekend! Don’t let the negative nancy’s in this thread get you down

>> No.11211677

>>11211511
If you think religion is the primary motive for war then you are fucking retarded.

>> No.11211690

>>11211677

Don’t bother. Edgy new atheist types have an extremely shallow understanding of how the world works and will believe whatever someone like Sam Harris says. There’s a good reason people like him aren’t taken seriously in any academic setting. And no, I’m not a theist.

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>>11211657
shut the fuck up with your faggot bullshit no one wants to read

>> No.11211760

>>11211397
>>11211488
neckbeards ruining a wholesome discussion

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>>11211484
>>11211625
>>11211741

>> No.11211805

>>11211741
rolling

>> No.11211900

>>11211741
I'll bite.

>> No.11211934

>>11211900
kek
no wristband for you
>>11211741
roll

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>>11211760

Right? It’s an actual original and quirky thread that got derailed by seemingly unironic “prayer doesn’t work you faggot sheeple hurr” bullshit. Thanks for enlightening us all.

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>>11211996
>actual original and quirky thread

>> No.11212048

>>11211741
die

>> No.11212049

>>11211741
lets go faggot

>> No.11212061

>>11211741
rolling

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>>11211996

>It’s an actual original and quirky thread that got derailed by seemingly unironic “prayer doesn’t work you faggot sheeple hurr”

So??? Prayer doesn’t work and god isn’t real. Those are facts. I swear you faggots are low key Christfags because you act like your feelings get hurt whenever faced with actual logic.
Sorry I’m not here to pander to your sensitivities...grow up.

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>>11211511
Believing in something that is impossible to verify is more useful as a keystone for group cohesion than believing in something that is easy to verify, because people from outside your group will come to believe that easy-to-verify thing without being part of your group, whereas nobody from outside your group will come to believe in your impossible to verify group belief through independent means.

Paradoxically, that means that the impossible-to-verify belief only really works as a group cohesion factor if people believe that it's true. Hence your friend and all the others simply saying "because it's true"
They are signalling group allegiance via an impossible to verify belief.

>> No.11212352

>>11211397
I bet you are well over 300lbs. I can just tell.

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Theese es whhy we chanot have naise thihngs. Schnucki gho autside ahnd cut a ghood branch from the tree. I whill beat the fear ohf God into yhor heathen freinds.

>> No.11212583

>>11212567
i wanna eat that bread

>> No.11212595

>>11212567
It was good fucking bread anon. It was fucking miraculous.

>> No.11212768

>>11212203
Group cohesion is just about having a common goal. It has nothing to do verifiable beliefs. Who can join/influence a group also has nothing to do with verifiable belief.

>> No.11212770

>>11211741
shit post but interesting roll pic
I rate 3/10

>> No.11212779

>>11211294
>inspirational memes
jesus christ you're fucking horrible, never post on my board again.

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My name is Myrna and this is my go to pot luck pleaser
behold: the party cheese salad

>> No.11212811

>>11212768
wrong and wrong

>> No.11212812

>>11211511
We've reached tipping levels that shouldn't even be possible

>> No.11212819

>thanks for traveling 8+ hours via airplane and car to visit me in the scorching hot boonies of another country, but let me accommodate my other grandkids who live 10 minutes away. I love them so much
*Throws away the cool mini x-wing models you've been collecting from the bread packages in this country*

>> No.11212829

>>11211741
07 get

>> No.11212834

>>11211741
Rolling for Taste of Home recipes

>> No.11212840

>>11211741
Rolling again guyz

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>>11211397

>> No.11212874

>>11211741
Rolling

>> No.11212894

>>11211741
Take me away magical Asian lady

>> No.11212905

>>11211741
Rollerino

>> No.11212990
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>>11211741
roll

>> No.11213113

>>11211741
Nips

>> No.11213134

>>11211741
96 ROLL

>> No.11213142

>>11213134
>LADYBOY KEEP AWAY
SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.11213194

Hello, i am a stay at home mom with two lovely boys in school, i enjoy cooking and hating minorities with a burning passion

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>> No.11213227

*puts whole cardamom pods and huge pieces of ginger in the food*

>> No.11213241 [DELETED] 

1
1/2 c 1/2 c
1
1/2 c
1 1/2
1 tsp.
1 tsp. 3/4 c 1/2 tsp.
Orange Muffins
whole orange
orange juice
chopped pitted dates (may substitute with white raisins or craisins) egg
butter
all purpose flour
baking soda
baking powder
sugar
salt
minutes or
1 c
2 c
4
6
2 1/4 c
1 tsp.
2 tsp.
until golden brown. Enjoy!
c
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Grease 18 medium muffin tins. Cut orange into pieces, remove seeds, and put into food processor. Blend until rind is finely ground. Add orange juice, dates, egg, and butter and mix again lightly. Into a bowl, sift flour, baking soda, baking powder, sugar, and salt. Pour orange mixture over dry ingredients, and stir lightly. Fill greased muffin tins 2/3 full. Bake approx. 15
Banana Bread
butter
sugar
eggs
ripe bananas
all purpose flour salt
baking soda
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Grease 2 loaf pans. Cream butter and sugar. Mash bananas and add beaten eggs. Sift flour, salt, and baking soda. Mix everything together. Bake approx. one hour or until toothpick comes out clean. Enjoy!

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>> No.11213251

>>11211741
lel it's the cooking board but this isn't any worse than sip threads

>> No.11213264
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Mediterranean Lemon Chicken
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/8596/mediterranean-lemon-chicken/

>> No.11213274

Croque Madame Casserole with Ham and Gruyère
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/croque-madame-casserole-with-ham-and-gruyere

>> No.11213278

LEBANESE BULGUR

https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/lebanese-bulgur-178437

>> No.11213287

>>11213274
Nice!

>> No.11213292

Ancient Recipe: Braised Flamingo (Roman, 5th century CE)
https://passtheflamingo.com/2017/03/15/ancient-recipe-braised-flamingo-roman-5th-century-ce/

Blueberry Coffee Cake I

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7878/blueberry-coffee-cake-i/

Chicken Piccata
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/chicken-piccata-5154

Mushroom Slow Cooker Roast Beef
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/178498/mushroom-slow-cooker-roast-beef/

Cottage Cheese Bread
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/6789/cottage-cheese-bread-i/

Roast Chicken with Pomegranate Glaze
http://www.eatingwell.com/recipe/250163/roast-chicken-with-pomegranate-glaze/

Cawl: Our traditional Welsh recipe.
http://www.visitwales.com/explore/traditions-history/recipes/cawl

>> No.11213298

>>11211741

>> No.11213301

Applebee's near me

>> No.11213302

>>11211741
Dorothy, I must know what was in that stuffing!

>> No.11213307
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Braised Cabbage and Carrots
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/patrick-and-gina-neely/braised-cabbage-and-carrots-recipe-1938120

Roasted Cauliflower
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/233632/roasted-cauliflower/

Parker's Split Pea Soup
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/parkers-split-pea-soup-recipe-1916855

Chinese Broccoli (Gai Lan) with Oyster Sauce
https://steamykitchen.com/82-chinese-broccoli-oyster-sauce-recipe.html

>> No.11213325

>>11211741
Rollinf

>> No.11213342

Apple-Raspberry Cake

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Apple-Raspberry-Cake-105086

Grilled Butterflied Leg of Lamb

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/grilled_butterflied_leg_of_lamb/

Nan's Shepherd's Pie
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Nans-Shepherds-Pie-366891

40 Cloves and a Chicken
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/40-cloves-and-a-chicken-recipe-1910661

Indian-Style Corn Soup

1 med. onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 t. fresh thyme leaves, or 1/2 t. dried
3 T. unsalted butter
4 c. corn kernels (6-8 ears fresh, or 2 10-oz. pkgs. frozen)
3 c. water, chicken broth or veg. broth
1 t. curry powder
1 c. coconut milk (I used light)
1 t. sugar
2 T. fresh lime or lemon juice
2 T. finely chopped cilantro leaves
salt

Cook the onion, garlic and thyme in 2 T. butter in a 4-qt. pot over medium heat until the onion turns translucent, about 10 min. Add the corn and half the water/broth, cover partially, and simmer until the kernels are soft, about 15 min.

Heat the remaining T. of butter in a small saucepan over low to medium heat. Stir in curry and heat gently for 1 min. to wake up its aroma, but be careful not to let it burn. Remove pan from heat.

Puree corn mixture, then strain through a medium mesh strainer (I skipped the straining step). Add the rest of the water/broth. Whisk in the cooked curry, coconut milk, sugar, lime or lemon lime and cilantro a minute or two before serving. Season with salt.

>> No.11213361

Happy Pancakes
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/happy-pancakes

Creamy Pasta with Zucchini

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/242189/creamy-pasta-with-zucchini/?lnkid=fb2022

Caponata Three Ways: Deliciously Different Takes on a Classic Recipe
https://www.wsj.com/articles/caponata-three-ways-deliciously-different-takes-on-a-classic-recipe-1437148682

>> No.11213369

>>11211741
oh yes

>> No.11213412

Chicken tortini send tweet

>> No.11213481
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>> No.11213561

>>11211307
You need our saviour Jesus Christ in your life sweaty

>> No.11213610

Does anyone else remember when 4chan knew how to have fun?

>> No.11213638
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>>11211294
HAHA FOUND THIS FUNNY PICTURE ON FACEBOOK SWEETY I LOVE THOSE LITTLE MIDGETS OR WHATEVER THEY ARE CALLED I MISS YOU A LOT YOU SHOULD CALL SOMETIME UNCLE LOU DIED OF LUNG CANCER LAST WEEK AND MY LUPUS IS ACTING UP LOVE YOU

>> No.11213649

>>11213610
It’s all a derivative of politics seeping into everything. Everyone is mad all the time because of it. Edgy atheism is on a rise again as a direct backlash to the state of modern politics.

>> No.11213678

>>11211741
LETS ROLL

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>>11211741
GIBE DR. GAY

>> No.11213732

>>11211741
Rollllll

>> No.11213985

>>11211741
>#54
Australian wristband.

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>>11211741
I really shouldn't roll, but asians love their gambling.

>> No.11213997

>>11211294
who is this semen demon?

>> No.11214027

>>11211741
rollin

>> No.11214033

>>11211741
never even saw the "i have good aids" one before

>> No.11214037

Athiests are the ultimate brainlets. Organized religion is stupid too but less so in sone ways.

>> No.11214039
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Good evening ladies!!! Who is ready for a wine-tastic time????

>> No.11214041

>>11211741
Rool

>> No.11214045

>>11211294
do you have a larger pic of this woman so I can masturbate properly?

>> No.11214050

>>11214039
I have my best pinot grigio aerated and ready to go right meow

>> No.11214085

>>11211741
roll

>> No.11214102

>>11214039
wooooo go girl!

>> No.11214103

>>11211741
Fuck it.
Rollin'

>> No.11214205

>>11211741
Roll

>> No.11214212

>>11211741
one cunt wolf pack bls

>> No.11214441

N

>> No.11214865

>>11214102
YAAASSSS QUEEN SLAY!

>> No.11215472

>>11211294
>tfw my mom can't cook for shit and burns water

>> No.11215478

>>11211741
Rpll

>> No.11215488

>>11213292
Get excited that there's a Welsh dish I've never heard of. It's a shitty meat stew with zero flavour. Fucking typical

>> No.11215512

>>11211741
Hit me

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>>11211741

>> No.11215572

>>11214039
Yes.

>> No.11215579

>>11211741
rollan

>> No.11215600

>>11212135
Nice UUID

>> No.11215638

>>11211294
>Macaronni and cheese from box, substitute oil for butter, water for milk
>Literally boil chicken in water (no salt/pepper or any seasoning)
>Boil canned vegetables (no salt/pepper or any seasoning)

I was 19 before I realized that spice racks and spice cabinets weren't just "fancy decorations" for "rich people' (anybody above poverty line I thought was rich)

Also, I thought Ryan's Buffet (imagine an even shittier Golden Corral on it's worst day) was where rich people ate gourmet food until I was 18 as I'd never been to a restaurant before

>> No.11216116

>>11215488
> It is served in some areas in a wooden bowl and eaten with a wooden spoon with chunks of homemade bread and Welsh cheese.

>> No.11216125

>>11211741
hmm

>> No.11216128

>>11215638
whats it like being 20 in 2018?

>> No.11216149

>>11212809
Heavens to Betsy, you have some hairy arms, Myrna! Have you tried Nair?

>> No.11216264

>>11216149

Maybe take a look at your own arms before you start running your mouth, Carol.

Jesus christmas, there is not enough gin in the world to put me in a state where I can deal with your horseshit.

>> No.11216319

>>11211741
Ayy

>> No.11216485

>>11211741
rolllinggg

>> No.11216603

>>11211741

Ah, fuck it.

>> No.11216609

are all of our moms named carol?
i'm spooked

>> No.11216647

>>11211741
I want to believe

>> No.11216868

>>11212768
Hi Janet,

What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

Including learning how to cook for the sake of the kiddoes!!!

P4U (praying for you!),
Sue

>> No.11216877

>>11211741
What is a roll?

xoxo
Ruth

>> No.11217044

>>11211741
This is a thread of refinement and quality.

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>>11216868
Sue,

I can't believe you didn't remind Janet of the current threat posed by the atheist, communist, muslim, jewish, socialist, sjw, libcuck, NPC agenda to contaminate our water and by proxy, our precious bodily fluids with mind control substances like fluoride. Oh well, I got MY special filter because Billy Bob wants my juices pure, tee-hee!

Anyway, little Billy Joe is crying - later, lol!

>> No.11217482

>>11211625
>larping
what do you think the first two letters stand for?

>> No.11217488

>>11211741
Based thread derailer

>> No.11217495

>>11217456

I don't think moms say "cuck"

>> No.11217500

>>11217495
Your mom did when you were conceived.

>> No.11217645

This is fun

>> No.11217663

>>11211362
ok this is epic

>> No.11217685

>>11211741
keep ding dong diddly rolling rolling rolling rolling WHAT

>> No.11217962

>>11211741
rollin

>> No.11217992

>>11211741
Rolling for one cunt wolf pack

>> No.11218199

>>11211741
Is there away to buy these lovely bracelets without going to dangerous areas like chinatown? I bet my nieces would absolutely love one when they do their fortnight sleepovers.

>> No.11218208

>>11211741
Roll

>> No.11218216

>>11211741
roll

>> No.11218221

>>11211741
Eat my discharge, vag face

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>>11211473
The best part about getting old is all of the foursomes.

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>>11212135
I'll be praying for you. I know sometimes when you are a young man that things don't seem to go your way. I used to be the same way until my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer.

I remember feeling so helpless and hopeless. It wasn't too long until one of my friends in college asked why I was feeling so bad and I remember breaking down and crying. I told her about my mom, and the most comforting thing happened. She touched my shoulder and started praying with me. I hadn't prayed in so long.

My mother started a recovery, but the biggest change that happened in me was finding out what God's plan really is in our lives. It was so comforting knowing that God is in control. After my mom died, I went back to church again and the fellowship that I received helped me get out of a deep depression. I think that you really ought to pray tonight, and ask God to guide you toward HIS will. You'll feel much better if you turn your life over to God. -Mary.

>> No.11218276

>>11211741
gotta roll

>> No.11218286
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>>11215638
Here's a memory for you.

*gets told to stand up on chair*
*does*

"ATTENTION RYAN's CUSTOMERS! This is
Anon and he is turning 12 today! Let's wish him a happy Ryan's birthday!"

*Staff emerges: Clap clap clap clap*

Happy Happy Birthday we're so glad you came! Happy Happy Birthday from the Ryan's gang. We're so excited, we hope that you are too! So happy happy birthday from the Ryan's crew. Hey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx2-rQyISLo

>> No.11218517

>>11211741
I’m gay

>> No.11218565
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>>11211741
Normally I hate this shit but OP is no doubt a faggot redditor who uses the word wholesome. Also, rollin'.

>> No.11218860

>>11211741
Roll

>> No.11218892

>>11216868
>that 400 pound mom in the trailer park

Yup these people are real

>> No.11218899

>>11211741
ROLLAROONI

>> No.11218929

>>11211768
stfu you crusty minge.

>> No.11218933

my wife showed me how to make a account just looking for recipes for the tailgate on Saturday hope 2 c u all there!

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But they probably are anon

>> No.11218958

>>11218899
>>11211741
Idusjshshshdy

>> No.11219913

>>11211741
bitch ass

>> No.11220062

>>11211741
Mm-hmm

>> No.11220234

>>11211397
It's okay dear, I'll be sure to pray for you as well. God bless!

>> No.11220440

>>11211741
rolljn on the river

>> No.11220450

Barbara what is your name on here

>> No.11220455

>>11220450
Anonymous. You can tell by my poor typeng skals

>> No.11220464

>>11220234
oh lordy! this woman needs herself some wine!

And every sentence I write ends in an exclamation point!

>> No.11220468

>>11220464
Sometimes three!!!

>> No.11220472

Help! I saw harissa on Dr. Oz the other night so I Google'd it, and now I'm getting bombarded by harissa advertisements on nearly every website I visit! I'm being hacked!

- Jenny

>> No.11220735

>>11211741
grool

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>>11211294

Honestly, I rather have them around sharing recipes than faggots sharing grossout threads.

>> No.11220779

Need a dessert dish in a pinch? Try Cherry Delight
>what you'll need
>one packet instant cherry jello
>one can of cherry pie canned filling
>whip cream
You'll want to start making the jello, but have that pie filling ready to mix in before setting it in the fridge to set for a few hours. Top with whip cream and serve. If you're feeling ambitious, prepare the mixture on a gram cracker crust. Not 100% necessary though.

>> No.11221047

>>11211741
roll

>> No.11221056

>>11211741
Rorring

>> No.11221072

>>11218265
Protestants were a mistake

>> No.11221074

>>11211741
How can I say no to this?

>> No.11221081

>>11220468
not too .... mention obnoxiously utilised ellipses !!

>> No.11221665

>>11211741
rolling for "I MAKE TO ORDER"

>> No.11221838

>>11211741
roll
and fuck you xoxo

>> No.11221844

how long to cook chicken

>> No.11221847

Funny stuff but why can't the board unironically be about useful shit...

>> No.11221848

cook chicken breast in oven temperature

>> No.11221854

chicken internal temperature oven

>> No.11221856

chicken breast internal temperature oven

>> No.11221898

>>11211741
Rolling

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>>11211294
Hello fellow cheffettes!

I just got back from my son's house. Bless his heart, the poor boy had been living off cans of ravioli and publix chicken tender subs! To try and help my sunshine I taught him how to make his favorite vegetable soup. Here's what you'll need

-3 carrots (peel em up!)
-2 whole russet potatoes (peeled again, you wouldn't want that arsenic in your soup would you?)
-one half cabbage
-two cans of hunts tomato puree (I like hunts because of the low sodium)
-three stalks of celery
Now you just have to boil all the vegetables for about 30 minutes, blend them up, and add the tomatoes! Simmer for as long as you want and add water to get that perfect texture! I just love this soup. Add a bay leaf or two for that extra spicy touch :)

I hope you all have a wonderful day! let me know how your recipe goes! I know my boy just ADORES my soup.

-Ruth

>> No.11222089

>>11211741
roll

>> No.11222117

>>11222063
Sounds nice and delicious Ruth!

>> No.11222178

>>11211741
please dr cunt

>> No.11222183

>>11222117
thanks hon!

>> No.11222226

Hi Nancy,
I was trying to replicate the AMAZING cream pies you made for the last potluck, but my Google searches keep turning up inappropriate pictures. Could you share your delicious cream pie recipe with me?
Thanks!
—-Barb

>> No.11222360

>>11211362
i'd like to eat YOUR taco bake, Carol.

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>>11218956
Jesus

>> No.11222413

When I become King I'd use roll posts as a way to diagnose the mentally ill and the retarded for euthanization.

>> No.11222414

Teenager old man hairy penis dirty fuck google

>> No.11222440

>>11211741
Yes

>> No.11222597

>>11211741
Oh my!

>> No.11222599

>>11222597
Oh no!

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I was looking forward to reading this thread, as it was a unique idea. All I can do now is thank OP for trying, and hope the faggots who ruined it fuck off this site for good.

>> No.11222707 [DELETED] 

>>11222700
rolling

>> No.11222989

>>11211741
Roll

>> No.11222995

>>11222700
roll

>> No.11223709

>>11222700
seconded

>> No.11223730

>>11211741
>gotta roll fast

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Mods, this is fucking embarrassing

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>>11211741

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>>11211397

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>>11211397
>Obviously it has zero effect.
You prayed
While I mastered the blockchain

>> No.11223925

>>11222063
I'm going to unironically make this. Sounds delicious.

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>>11211511

T. Pic related

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>>11222700
go to plebbit or some other faggot site for faggots like you. I posted my favorite roll pic to derail a faggot thread and it worked!

>> No.11224188

>>11222063
Your boy sure is growing up big and strong! When is he leaving for college? Send him over to my place before he goes, I have a big going away present for him!
-Kristen

>> No.11224408

>>11211741
Rollin

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>>11211511

>> No.11224682

>>11224177
There is no way that egg sandwich is done, or good. That's pure drunk food at the absolute best. You can't cook a decent egg in 20 seconds.

>> No.11224727

How does everyone get their bitch in laws to stop drinking the good Franzia every time they stumble over? Asking for a friend

>>11211741
Big money big money no whammy STOP

>> No.11224749

>>11212809
He uses entire fucking packets of things as if that was their intended serving size.

>> No.11224771

>>11212203

Well said. Have you read Bloody Shovel? He has an interesting analysis of this

>> No.11224874

I'm a busy working mom, and with a busy schedule between the office, taking Branden to soccer practice, Paige to ballet, and taking care of the house, making a satisfying and nutritious dinner every night can be a challenge! Luckily, I have some super easy recipes for those busy weeknights like Julie's World-Famous Taco Soup!

4 cups water
2 beef bouillon cubes
2 cloves garlic
1 onion diced
1 packet Old El Paso taco seasoning
2 lbs. hamburger
1 can Rotel (substitute w/ canned tomatoes if too spicy)
1 can black beans
1 can corn


Simply brown the ground beef and caramelize the onions and garlic for about 5 minutes. Then transfer to your Crock Pot and add the canned contents, water, and seasonings. Let cook low and slow for 8 hours and then, voila! Come home to a delicious meal that kids and hubby will practically inhale!

-Julie

>> No.11225037

>>11211741
ror

>> No.11225126

>>11211741
Rollll

>> No.11225129

>>11211741
Rolling

>> No.11226257

>>11211741
rollen

>> No.11226290

>>11224682
>You can't cook a decent egg in 20 seconds.

I know, right? That's wayyy too long.

>> No.11226308

>>11224682
t. butthurt competition boy in the next stall

>> No.11226579

>>11213649
Go away armchair man

>> No.11226593

>>11211397
OBSESSED

>> No.11226605

>>11211741
roll

>> No.11226752

mom please share your recipes on index cards, that disappeared: beef burgundy, spaghetti/meatballs, beef stroganoff, all the foods you stopped making when i grew up. never mind ill get to eat them in heaven.

>> No.11226755

>>11211397
i pray that you stop dissing prayer, and find a god that forces you to worship him on pain of eternal torture.

>> No.11226756

>>11211484
mom, is that you?

>> No.11227093

test

best,
Michael-Allen

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>thread was created with at least part intent to share actual wholesome recipes
>from the start it turns into people sharing boomer food and larping way too hard
This website is an abboration

>> No.11228209

>>11222700
Ikr, it's like how hard is it to hide a fucken thread? God forbid anyone have fun.

>> No.11228245

>>11211741
what a trainwreck of a thread

>> No.11228272

>>11211741
Sure, I’ll roll

>> No.11228281

>>11211741
Lets try

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>>11227533
that's why this thread was turned into a much better roll thread!

>> No.11228512

>>11211741
y not

>> No.11228541

>>11211741
Rolled!
I'll have to get my grandson to teach me what this means, he spends all day on his computer!
Love and kisses, Ruth.

>> No.11229438

>>11211294
Cheryl,
Did you like that cream pie my husband gave you?

-Joyce

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You only wonder how big is the percentage of suburban mom and grandmas that are in the swinger/cuckold lifestyle.

>> No.11229530

>>11229438
Joyce,
It was bretty gud, but what sent me over was when he went down and ate it! You got a keeper there, lol!

-Cheryl

>> No.11229600

>>11211294
DH DR DS DGM DD DGS DEX are all allergic to protein so unfortunately my options as a cook are limited.

>> No.11229674

>>11218956
>4chan taught someone's mom to play police scanner bingo
we are truly living in the best timeline

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>>11211397

>> No.11229718

>>11211741
lmao fuck

>> No.11229729

>>11211741
Whatever

>> No.11229740

>>11211397
Because (some) Americans believe in things other than shallow hedonism.

>> No.11229926

>>11229740
>some americans, christfags by name, pretend to not be hedonists, unethical and immoral since they say a "now i lay me down to sleep" incantation and wake up cleansed of sin and fortified to destroy the earth.

>> No.11229986

>>11211741
roll

>> No.11230006

>>11211741
Can't resist to roll

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