why don't you legit see flasks anymore /ck/? When I was young my dad always had a flask on him, was kitsch, and I looked forward to someday carrying a flask myself, but alas no one does this anymore.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:09:27 2018 No.11209008 [Reply] [Original]

why don't you legit see flasks anymore /ck/? When I was young my dad always had a flask on him, was kitsch, and I looked forward to someday carrying a flask myself, but alas no one does this anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:10:33 2018 No.11209015 drunk driving costs you like 5000 dollars and a lot of ass hurt nowadays

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:12:59 2018 No.11209025 >>11209015 who said anything about driving and drinking, I'm just talking about chllin', partying, walking around, jesus, narc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:16:11 2018 No.11209038 >>11209025 adults don't walk around the neighborhood chillin' with their boys and sippin flasks, they never did

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:17:28 2018 No.11209041 I have one, but I try not to leave my house so no one ever sees me using it

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:25:13 2018 No.11209068

>>11209038
I saw an old horseman the other day step outside of a social I was at, and went outside to join him and he was taking major hits out of his flask while he was jawboning about some faggots in the room and talking about how rich his old lady was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:27:24 2018 No.11209078 >>11209008 because they're in use in places where they're not allowed and therefore not supposed to be seen t. guy who gets sloshed at baseball games for the price of admission

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:27:28 2018 No.11209079 >>11209008 Because open liquor gets you in a heap of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:27:30 2018 No.11209080 >>11209025 Open container... remember our laws don’t make sense. Can’t drink and drive, can’t drink and walk.

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:27:48 2018 No.11209081
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>>11209008
People used to be chronic smokers and alcoholics, constantly drinking and smoking on the clock. A flask was necessary to stay "boozed up" while commuting.

Fortunately after all those boomers died from lung cancer and liver disease we moved on to healthier alternatives like marijuana.

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:29:56 2018 No.11209090

>>11209008
All metal flasks get cold in winter/fall. The leather clad model will be more comfortable to carry and use in the long run, and will develop a wonderful patina over time. Leather also has a better grip. Metal can be slippery to hold.
The one with the built in cup is total GOAT.
>tl; retired professional competition drinker

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:37:51 2018 No.11209128 >>11209090 >retired professional competition drinker >professional u mean "professional", right anon ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:57:29 2018 No.11209204 >>11209080 >open container You have blow half the legal limit in my state in order to be arrested for open container. I'm a shut-in is that normal in other states?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:07:34 2018 No.11209234 >>11209081 Dood

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:18:01 2018 No.11209254 File: 90 KB, 620x387, 1533050327376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11209008 Man, you've got to be a real pretentious faggot use an NES cartridge flask.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:19:45 2018 No.11209256 >>11209008 The only time I use a flask is when I go out kayaking or camping

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:22:56 2018 No.11209263 >>11209008 I stash one in my pack with some cheap whiskey whenever I go fishing or hiking >just in case

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:24:50 2018 No.11209268

>>11209008
I had one in the past that I ordered from DX.com. However, nowadays you just cannot afford to even walk around drinking a fine Jim Beam. If there is an accident, e.g. when crossing the road, the insurance might reduce their contribution. In addition - and that's much worse - police are now quite strict and can take away your drivers' licence - even if you don't drive.

Our new shitty culture.

Btw: Being a jugo or turk and having a gun in your pocket is o.k.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:26:41 2018 No.11209274 >>11209234 WEED

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:35:35 2018 No.11209307

>>11209081
hey bruh, nice bar cart.
can you post some more pics?? pls???

also >>11209008
i've had several flasks.
i gave most of them away, but i currently have a Snowpeak Ti flask, the large one.
i use it when i go to visit the relatives etc and i want to bring a few drinks, but don't want to bring a whole bottle.
they live in northern NH and they don't disapprove of booze, they actually like wine and beer quite a bit which i am just not fond of and there are no liquor stores nearby

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:37:12 2018 No.11209310 >>11209038 wtf do you know about what adult do beyond your mom and her fucken bingo games??

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:43:04 2018 No.11209325

>>11209204
Where I live, if the police find you with open alcohol of any kind, even beer, they'll automatically give you a double summary fine of ~$1000 for 'open alcohol' and another ~$1000 for 'drunk in public'. Doesn't matter if you're actually drunk, you could have had one sip out of your can of beer, but it's a summary conviction.

(fines translated into dollars)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:47:08 2018 No.11209340 >>11209081 >source: my bong

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 23:59:47 2018 No.11209371 >>11209325 eh, looks like my state has changed and you no longer have to "blow" anything and it's a $500 fine in a motor vehicle. But we can still drink in public without remorse!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:02:16 2018 No.11209376 >>11209371 My state therer is no law against having an open container in your car. Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:07:31 2018 No.11209390 >>11209008 do you know what kitsch means?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:07:34 2018 No.11209391 >>11209376 I used to do 2nd shift factory work a county over from where I lived. It was common for me to grab a cold tallboy and drink it on the way home. Glad the law wasn't in effect then...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:19:43 2018 No.11209413 >>11209254 Learn what the word "pretentious" means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:20:04 2018 No.11209414 >>11209391 i do this every day except it's two. i really need to stop drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:32:32 2018 No.11209447 File: 11 KB, 200x360, jahrgangskirsch-2006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11209390 >kitsch means Maybe he means "Kirsch"?

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:47:23 2018 No.11209483
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>>11209413
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
That sounds like the kind of person who would use an NES cartridge flask to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:47:58 2018 No.11209486 >>11209483 anon just admit you used the word pretentiously and move on

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 00:51:06 2018 No.11209495 >>11209486 Please explain.

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 01:04:19 2018 No.11209536

>>11209081
Pot smokers are the most obnoxious little shits. I hate that it's healthy and more people are going to do it as it become legal in more states. I hate when some faggot walks into a bar and stinks up the whole place because he's been smoking in his car.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 01:40:28 2018 No.11209605 >>11209483 Who would be impressed by a flask that looks like an NES cartridge? It's gaudy. The only people who would walk around with one and think it impresses people also own a fedora and sword-cane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 01:44:16 2018 No.11209612 >>11209605 >The only people who would walk around with one and think it impresses people also own a fedora and sword-cane. My point exactly. Being a try hard and being pretentious go hand in hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 01:48:21 2018 No.11209628 >>11209325 Where the fuck do you live- 1653 A.D.?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 02:01:05 2018 No.11209667 >>11209536 Fair play for saying its healthy I suppose, most people who are against weed tend to disagree or ignore that fact

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 02:23:44 2018 No.11209732

I carry a flask. Then again, I'm an alcoholic. Need a maintenance dose every now and then before I get back to the homestead and get some larger quantities of beverage in me. So I'll take a quick nip here and there throughout the day.

Ain't hurtin' nobody.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 02:27:51 2018 No.11209734 >>11209628 Oh there would have a been no such restrictions in those days. The constant police state we live in every day would have been incomprehensible in any past era. Even the USSR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 03:06:36 2018 No.11209831 >>11209483 They only thing you'd be signalling with such a thing is that you're a worthless geek. And you wouldn't be pretending, because only a worthless geek would think it's a good idea to signal such a thing.

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 03:34:11 2018 No.11209899

>>11209536
it's barely healthier than tobacco. the constant inhalation of foreign particles into to the lungs, if it's smoke or carried by vapor it doesn't matter, aggravates the respiratory system and increases likelihood of cancer. I hate that pothead with his chronic cough that is looking for every opportunity to talk about how much healthier he is because dudeweed.

If I'm going to give myself cancer I'm going to do it with delicious food or something else actually worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 07:29:57 2018 No.11210289 >>11209899 hpv and a good throat fucking

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 08:40:58 2018 No.11210416

>>11209008
Did you just say "kitsche"??? You fucking faggot. Thats it.

Shush and hush children. Let me tell you a tale. An ancient tale of the great Half-Black-Half-Man, Kopernikus. Year two zero one eight, God King Emperor Trump makes his proud people stand at his mandatory flag salute hour. But he is an evil man. So Kopernikus, he say; "No. No more. I haet you Drump. I kneel." And so he kneel. He kneel long and hard. He kneel with his Kikee brand Kikees. He do them a proud, as the Kikee merchants looked upon Kopernikus with zeal. He wore their brand, and made them gold. But alas, the news reached God King Emperor Trump. Being a God King Emperor means you always get the latest news. So God King Emperor Trump turn to Kikee and say; "Alroight, you made a fool out of me. Thats worse than treason. So ya fired. Ok now you're hired again. You messed up kid. So I'll only slash half ya profits, mmk? You're gunna love it. But that Kopernikus, he's gotta go. So I'm gunna flush em." And so God King Emperor Trump did the unspeakable. He sent his RingWraiths after Kopernikus for his misdeed. Kikee being naturally two faced, and upset with the God King Emperor, informed Kopernikus of this and say; " Run Kopernikus, run in your Kikee brand Kikees, the God King Emperor has sent death your way. Make our brand proud." So Kopernikus fled, and spread the good will of his Merchants' wishes wherever he treked, forever being pursued by Trump's RingWraiths. That is the tale of the Half-Black-Half-Man Kopernikus. Some say.. he still run to this very day...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 09:21:41 2018 No.11210476 File: 48 KB, 350x345, 15221049613970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11209254 What is that even supposed to mean?

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 15:33:59 2018 No.11211733

>>11209536
Only reason I agree with you is because I have an allergic reaction to it, most people think I'm faking it but I get nauseous when I smell it, puke if I walk into a hotbox and can't move, speak and in one extreme case throat started swelling when I ingested some in brownie form

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 16:05:44 2018 No.11211864 >>11209090 I actually have the one with the cup. The leather is shit. I'm going to re-wrap it in something a little more quality and less gay color.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 16:59:11 2018 No.11212076 >>11209090 >>11211864 I have it took, the hinge thing that holds the cap on clanks loudly, and so does the built in shot glass. It's good for gags but not practical to conceal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:19:27 2018 No.11212138 >>11209536 >I hate that it's healthy People who believe this are like people who thought cigs were healthy 100 years ago. We just haven't done the testing to prove it's shit for you, that doesn't mean it's healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:25:51 2018 No.11212153 I bring my flask to parties sometimes as a little personal stash

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:42:27 2018 No.11212425 >>11210476 It means that a person publicly using an nes cartridge flask would only be doing it to show off how quirky/geeky they are. It's big bang theory tier shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:47:03 2018 No.11212439 >>11212138 We actually have done tons of testing but I guess you can be lazy and not Google shit if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 19:34:22 2018 No.11212631 >>11212076 I totally agree. I think that's why it's in the garage collecting dust.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 19:37:59 2018 No.11212648 >>11209008 >not using a Camelback

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 19:38:43 2018 No.11212655 >>11209078 Do you think people who spot you drinking out of a hip flask assume it contains water?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 19:52:50 2018 No.11212702 >>11209025 >>11209310 Answer where the fuck did you hear this was a thing that people used to do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:00:06 2018 No.11212726 >>11212702 >young faggot detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:02:04 2018 No.11212736 >>11209008 Here drinking in public is legal so no need for a flask. I have 2 flasks but I've never used them and don't even know where they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:06:34 2018 No.11212751 >>11212726 I really don't care to guess how old you are, because I've learned you can be a retard at any age, and that's what I think you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:48:53 2018 No.11212883 >>11209081 >healthier

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 21:22:23 2018 No.11213025 >>11209008 I mean there's nothing stopping you from carrying one around if you want to. I frequently did so in college even though most people didn't, no one cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 21:24:11 2018 No.11213032 >>11209081 >hahahaha DUDE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 21:26:10 2018 No.11213040 >>11209008 no one drinks like they used to maybe i grew up around alot of alchys, it was the normal do just enjoy a couple glasses of whiskey when you take a break from farming, im lucky to get my friends to drink a couple beers the zoomer faggots

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 21:50:24 2018 No.11213143
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>>11209008
You can't drink in public anymore. It also looks bad depending on where you are, people will judge you as pathetic alcoholic if they see you pull one of those out. People just sneak their alcohol in their water bottles/coffee these days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 21:57:07 2018 No.11213173 >>11209008 I tried for awhile, but a flask is only a few shots. Not worth the trouble - just sneak off for a few beers or glass of bourbon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:00:01 2018 No.11213182 >>11209340 >source: Mad Men

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:24:07 2018 No.11213275

>>11209732
>The smallest flasks are around 4 fluid ounces (fl. oz.); holding two to four shots, depending upon your interpretation of the size of a shot. The most common sizes for flasks are either 6 fl. oz. or 8 fl

>Need a maintenance dose

Unless you leave your compound for less than an hour, you aren't al/ck

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:48:27 2018 No.11213366

>>11209204

In my state, if there is an open container in your car at all, even if you're not drunk it's a DUI, also if you're drunk and have your keys in your pocket with the vehicle is within 100 yards you can get a DUI even if you weren't planning on driving. Also if you do drink and drive, ANYTHING above 0.00 BAC is mandatory jail time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:50:22 2018 No.11213376 >>11209008 I want the one with the collapsible shot glass

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:51:25 2018 No.11213380 >>11213366 what state

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:54:20 2018 No.11213386 >>11213380 Arizona

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:01:10 2018 No.11213400 >>11209068 >old horseman >major hits >jawboning >some faggots in the room Damnit, which decade am I in

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:05:19 2018 No.11213413 File: 88 KB, 529x712, Nope Squirrel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11213366 >if you're drunk and have your keys in your pocket with the vehicle is within 100 yards you can get a DUI Holy NAZI fuck. I was grabbing the mail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:05:55 2018 No.11213415 >>11213376 i have one of those that's engraved with my family name, pretty based for measuring pours into drinks and such

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:08:03 2018 No.11213418

>>11213413

I knew a guy that got arrested for DUI while he was mowing his lawn because he had his keys in his pocket. Met him in an alcohol class I had to take after I got out of jail, I went to jail for 6 days and had 24 days house arrest for getting pulled over and blowing a 0.02 BAC which is legal in (almost) every other state.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:10:36 2018 No.11213426 >>11213366 Drinking and driving is fucked because it risks other people's lives but this shit goes way too far and arguably helps no one

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:41:14 2018 No.11213516

>>11213418
>DUI while mowing the lawn
What shitshow of a state is this? Was he mowing the right lawn? Isn't a violation of your civil rights for a cop to come on to your private property, ask you to pull over your lawn mower, and breathalyze you? That shit is surreal.

Reminds me of cops in Virginia searching private property to make sure you had parking stickers to park in the state of Virginia. Totally fucking illegal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:53:39 2018 No.11213556 >>11213516 >Was he mowing the right lawn? kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:26:14 2018 No.11213670 File: 47 KB, 244x250, 1536596332891.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11209081 >healthier alternatives like marijuana.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 05:18:07 2018 No.11214404 >>11209008 It has no purpose. Most of us never go outside and if we do go outside and want to drink at the same time it's easier and more stealthy to just fill up an empty PET-bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 05:26:49 2018 No.11214421 >>11213418 lmao what fucking state? my guess is California

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 05:27:38 2018 No.11214423 >>11213418 I want this to be true.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 06:07:29 2018 No.11214509

>>11213516
>Reminds me of cops in Virginia searching private property to make sure you had parking stickers to park in the state of Virginia.
yeah i woke up to a $380 citation because i didnt have a car tax sticker on my UNREGISTERED project jeep that was parked in my damn backyard. shit was unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 06:12:05 2018 No.11214514 >>11209008 anon I hate to break it to you, but I think your dad may have been an alcoholic

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 07:21:43 2018 No.11214604

I used to carry around a Chartreuse flask. I filled it with some thick sugary sirup and told girls it was a sweet liquor.
Then I watched them go "woah you can barely tell there's alcohol" and act like they were drunk, when really they hadn't drunk a single drop of alcohol.

Good times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 08:12:32 2018 No.11214665 >>11209080 > Open container I road beer daily. The fone is less than a speeding ticket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 08:47:45 2018 No.11214703 >>11209325 >Not doing anyways because being scared from the shitty bad paid cops Pussy

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 08:51:36 2018 No.11214706

>>11212439
I don't know about that, I casualy smoke weed and it is the shitty one made by the cartels in Paraguay or Bolivia so I'll probably die from anal cancer from smoking that shit.
Actual good weed that has been growed with love is expensive af down here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:04:41 2018 No.11214720 >>11209008 are you an alcoholic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:05:38 2018 No.11214721 >>11214720 no but I'm gay if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:11:12 2018 No.11214729 >>11209536 >>11213670 >>11213032 >>11212883 >>11209340 >>11209234 .t autistic loser who never left the house

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:16:26 2018 No.11214737 pro tip;;;; put oil in your flask for outdoors cooking another pro tip:? put alcohol in it too for small drinks and extra calories ont he hike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:26:26 2018 No.11214749 >>11209325 AND THE LAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEE!

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