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Accidents, drops, and spills edition

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:24:17 2018 No.11203947 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, spoonfeed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:25:19 2018 No.11203951 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, texas rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:27:38 2018 No.11203958 File: 428 KB, 640x360, b-b-b-b-bonfire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:40:09 2018 No.11204016 >>11203951 >the bones sliding out like that hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:45:40 2018 No.11204031 File: 2.50 MB, 321x211, choppustiku.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11203951 >brown sugar in rub >store bought bbq sauce (sweet) >honey why

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:48:55 2018 No.11204044 >>11204031 I had sirloin tips for breakfast at IHOP as hangover food. They were so sweet I nearly threw up again. >sirloin tips

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:51:14 2018 No.11204051 >>11204031 adding a ton of sugar appeals to more people than adding spices. read old ketchup recipes and they basically had no sugar but a ton of spices like mace, nutmeg, clove, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:54:07 2018 No.11204063 >>11204031 Because Americans need corn syrup in every dish at ever meal or they will melt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 19:55:35 2018 No.11204069 >>11204063 Americans consume the most sugar but a lot of European countries and Mexico aren't far behind

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:01:08 2018 No.11204094 >>11203945 based women for hugging him

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:03:18 2018 No.11204102 >>11203958 Did she died?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:07:05 2018 No.11204112 Just gonna leave this here for you faggots https://youtu.be/2-3vhxNUCuE

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:09:58 2018 No.11204124 >>11204112 what the fuck did i just watch

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:13:21 2018 No.11204135 >>11203945 >Emotional support from your coworker bros, they don't even mind getting wet. Sometimes it's who you work with that makes the job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:17:14 2018 No.11204152 >>11203945 did that faggot start crying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:17:57 2018 No.11204155 File: 2.54 MB, 1280x720, butter coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11203945 >Accidents, drops, and spills edition so jack edition

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:19:51 2018 No.11204160 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, butter coffee 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:21:22 2018 No.11204164 >>11204155 How? HOW does he screw everything up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:22:01 2018 No.11204168 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, cheesegrater.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:23:25 2018 No.11204171 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, YOUDIED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:24:13 2018 No.11204176 >>11204168 I love how you can see his tiny brain trying to comprehend what's happening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:24:35 2018 No.11204179 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Ghee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204171 >jack respawning at 9secs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:26:50 2018 No.11204187 File: 1.34 MB, 720x486, jack fucks up pancakes 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:27:18 2018 No.11204189 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Knife Safety.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:27:56 2018 No.11204190 File: 518 KB, 720x486, jack fucks up pancakes 2 narrow urethra.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:32:04 2018 No.11204211 File: 1.99 MB, 720x486, jack fucks up pancakes 3 heart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:33:20 2018 No.11204219 File: 295 KB, 607x585, 1535934847436.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204211 his lack of coordination fucking INFURIATES me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:35:11 2018 No.11204229 >>11203947 That's a big fish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:36:02 2018 No.11204233 >>11204229 uuuu

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:36:21 2018 No.11204234 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Sweet & Savory Sweet Potato Wedges.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:37:37 2018 No.11204240 File: 974 KB, 720x486, jack doesnt fuck up pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:38:44 2018 No.11204245 File: 334 KB, 720x486, nah just kidding he fucks up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:40:06 2018 No.11204248 god I love jacking with my bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:41:01 2018 No.11204253 >>11204234 That's actually a not that terrible recipe, good job for once tasty

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:41:49 2018 No.11204259 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non-newtonian nuggets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:42:20 2018 No.11204261 >>11203945 >is that enough purple drank white boi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:42:35 2018 No.11204262 >>11203951 I came.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:46:31 2018 No.11204275 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Epic Egg Breakfast Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:47:33 2018 No.11204279

>>11204168
I have never seen this man in any context beyond clips on this board.
Does he realy have a show like on PBS or is it youtube?
It is a comedy or is it serious?
Does he have down syndrome?
Do people actually like him or are you all just being hipster scum and liking him "ironically"?
I have no idea what's going on. Sometimes I try but like 5 seaconds into this shit my brain just rejects his existance and starts to shut down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:48:49 2018 No.11204284 >>11204094 that woman was a real bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:50:50 2018 No.11204286 >>11204135 >one girl comforts him >other girl just acknowledges the accident >black girl not taking her phone out, recording the accident while spouting "wurrld sturrrr!" man, what place is this at? must be nice.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:55:05 2018 No.11204299

>>11204279
youtube but he signed up for a contest on the foodnetwork to get his own show(he didn't win surprise surprise)
he is serious
no
somepoeple actually like and some dont
noone likes him ironically faggot they just like watching him to laugh at him because they have a sense of humor unlike you
i was being nice to you until i read the second to last line
go fuck your self

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:56:35 2018 No.11204302 >>11204279 He has a YouTube channel where he puts out "cooking" ""videos"". He's a giant fuck up. Everything he touches turns to shit. It's mind boggling that one person can be so terrible at everything; I'd be impressed if I weren't so angry at him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:56:41 2018 No.11204303 >>11204112 Oh shit i was in that thread What a bizzare sensation

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:56:50 2018 No.11204307 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, screwed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:56:57 2018 No.11204308 >>11203947 are they making fish foie gras?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:59:59 2018 No.11204316 >>11204160 this nigga too retarded to know what a 'max fill line' is for

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:00:51 2018 No.11204318 File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, milk carton.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:02:35 2018 No.11204324 File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, yorkshire pudding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204316 that cup isnt even for dipping corn dogs into it probably would have been perfectly submerged if he did fill it to that line

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:03:51 2018 No.11204330 >>11204155 >>11204190 >>11204211 >>11204245 >>11204307 >claims a stroke is affecting his arm >he literally could never use his arms properly

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:09:24 2018 No.11204351 File: 2.55 MB, 720x486, yorkshire pudding 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:10:58 2018 No.11204352 >>11204112 This is why I come here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:11:53 2018 No.11204356 was he dropped on his head as a child? or did he have a lot of concussions from playing football or something? he has the worst coordination I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:12:12 2018 No.11204358 File: 43 KB, 1024x576, 1536363653326m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11203945 >tfw I can see that happen to me if I was him

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:13:43 2018 No.11204366 File: 2.50 MB, 1280x720, corn dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204316 i thought you were talking about this i didn't realize he does it all the time

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:13:48 2018 No.11204367 >>11204229 4 u

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:17:42 2018 No.11204382 >>11204069 /ck/ can't even make it to ten posts in a thread without this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:17:44 2018 No.11204383 >>11204366 >he's cooking the fucking stick too He eats the fucking stick, doesn't he?

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:19:24 2018 No.11204390
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>be jack
>fuck up on video
>people laugh at you
>mean comments get posted
>disliked into oblivion
>get butthurt
>disable comments
on the other hand
>be chef john
>fuck up on video
>laugh at yourself
>turn video into life lesson
>everyones happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:19:56 2018 No.11204393 >>11204382 Obsession is part of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:21:29 2018 No.11204394 File: 2.74 MB, 480x480, raw flour gravy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204383 do you think corn dogs are fried then have the stick put in them

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:22:58 2018 No.11204401 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, dropping pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:23:12 2018 No.11204403 >>11204112 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:23:12 2018 No.11204404 >>11204394 i think they are dipped with the stick up and not submerged in a shallow pan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:24:37 2018 No.11204407 File: 1.23 MB, 852x480, jack making more food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:24:40 2018 No.11204408 >>11204383 corn dogs are typically cooked with the stick on, anon. jack would probably eat it though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:24:46 2018 No.11204409 >>11204404 that is a meaningful criticism?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:30:05 2018 No.11204431 File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, waffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:31:49 2018 No.11204437 >>11204408 but you don't cook the stick mate. unless this is like some hickery stick and you're trying to give the corn dog a hickery or apple wood flavor also...wait a minute....hmmmm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:32:56 2018 No.11204443 >>11204112 I'm too hungover for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:33:47 2018 No.11204448 >>11204437 Are euros really this stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:36:34 2018 No.11204458 >>11204229 I don't know why, but Baneposting always make me crack up

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:36:35 2018 No.11204459 >>11204448 > "if's deep fried,we'll eat with pride...even the stick!" I bet you use pancake plates too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:38:24 2018 No.11204465 >>11204459 >he thinks you eat the stick >he thinks a stick is a plate why are euros so stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:40:29 2018 No.11204476 >>11204459 do you eat the stick that popsicles come with as well?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:42:37 2018 No.11204482 >>11204189 >Cutting the hand holding the knife Impressive

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:43:05 2018 No.11204486 File: 54 KB, 480x320, corndog2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204465 >>11204476 >they're really defending cooking sticks lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:46:04 2018 No.11204498 File: 125 KB, 500x333, fryingcorndogs-a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204486 >he's this autistic about a stick getting fried why are euros so stupid you guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:47:06 2018 No.11204501 File: 342 KB, 600x884, 0.00_mad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >webm thread >literally entire thread after the OP is Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:48:49 2018 No.11204509 >>11204112 I had a goode laugh with this The all-caps were the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:50:12 2018 No.11204512 >>11204498 >STILL defending retardation >He's going to hold a burning hot oily stick in his hand >"but but I'd just wait for it to cool off" >He eats cold corndogs dude, just stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:52:45 2018 No.11204518 >>11204512 >he doesn't understand that thin wood sticks don't retain heat stay autistic, eurotrash

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:56:04 2018 No.11204528 >>11203958 shit this made me sad. he just...left her. she fukd

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:56:47 2018 No.11204529 >>11204259 What is this even supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:57:20 2018 No.11204531 >>11204112 these are all theads from the last week no? damn all i do is make bread and come here. FUCK MY ONLY FRIEND IS YEAST

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:57:33 2018 No.11204533 >>11204528 Very sad, but you try fighting the instinct to run away from a explosion of fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:59:19 2018 No.11204540 >>11204529 he took all the dry ingredients for chicken kung pow and mixed them into a paste as one step instead of using the cornstarch as a coating

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:01:46 2018 No.11204547 >>11204303 Yeah me too. having my post read by a rapey voice emulator is weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:05:46 2018 No.11204561 >>11204211 >that dick he makes at the end are we sure he isnt just a method actor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:08:12 2018 No.11204569 >>11204275 so its a fucking omelette?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:08:52 2018 No.11204574 >>11204112 good job, reddit is going to love this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:12:16 2018 No.11204596 >>11204569 A 40 minute omelette. That's how you know it's fancy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:13:12 2018 No.11204603 >>11204401 why does he stick his tongue out like that when he eats food what the fuck it's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:13:28 2018 No.11204604 >>11204164 That and how does he keep doing it? He has over 1000 videos but his skills never improve and he has the dexterity of a toddler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:14:31 2018 No.11204609 >>11204604 his skills improved moderately, he still sucks but he definitely got better

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:16:52 2018 No.11204623 >>11204603 He's part snapper turtle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 22:19:42 2018 No.11204640 >>11204604 because he doesn't cook in between videos; they eat out or tammy cooks. he literally only cooks when he's making a video. combine that with his terrible hand-eye coordination and laziness and you have a standard jack video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:00:31 2018 No.11204781 >>11204512 >Wood is an excellent thermal conductor European education.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:11:55 2018 No.11204820 >>11204366 >right into the cold oil I ree every time. >>11204512 >>11204486 >>11204459 >Europeans I ree every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:14:14 2018 No.11204830 >>11203947 Absolute unit

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:15:33 2018 No.11204834 >>11204574

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:16:57 2018 No.11204840 >>11203947 why is this so funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:19:33 2018 No.11204847 >>11204152 He hit his face hard on the counter

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:21:27 2018 No.11204851 >>11204847 >surrounded by only women >take a tumble >start crying hopefully it was a fag and not a real young man

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:21:55 2018 No.11204852 >>11203951 The removal of the bones from the meat reminded me uncomfortably of a penis being extricated from a vagina. If I was the absolute monarch this video would be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:23:00 2018 No.11204854 >>11204102 She probably survived with horrific, permanently disfiguring burns

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:26:50 2018 No.11204864 >>11204044 Large order of french fries + a salad of your choice. Grease and block of carbs for space filling / absorption / gut coating, then greens to push it through your intestines

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:27:29 2018 No.11204865 >>11204443 It's Friday evening you savage

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:28:45 2018 No.11204869 File: 2.81 MB, 480x360, 1523766254765.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11203945 Spills you say?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:30:13 2018 No.11204873 >>11204869 >i-i threw it back, I'm the wi-winner! why would this make it to webm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:32:43 2018 No.11204880 >>11204873 based mcdonalds gril

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:32:47 2018 No.11204882 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, 1528028322217.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204873 Because it still makes for a funny video, even if it's not what they intended. Mistakes into miracles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:32:58 2018 No.11204883 >>11204869 >Update wtf? Did the guy just hand him his phone for the app shit? or what happened? Did he know the guy and hate him or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:33:14 2018 No.11204885 File: 76 KB, 912x772, 1533928532665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204211

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:33:15 2018 No.11204886 >>11204869 Why angry lady angry at credit card man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:34:58 2018 No.11204895 >>11204886 I think he put a stupid loud horn on the car and honks it at people

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:35:15 2018 No.11204896 File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, 1530228227171.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204886 Black man honk loud horn at lady. >when white people go through the drive through

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:36:28 2018 No.11204902 >>11204886 He blew an airhorn in her face. One of those drive through pranks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:36:32 2018 No.11204903 >>11204279 I find the bumbling man endearing and laugh at him in good fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:36:53 2018 No.11204904 >>11204895 so he give credit card at lady and make car noise loud then she scare and throw drink at. i am understanding or no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:38:09 2018 No.11204910 >>11204904 You done understanded yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:38:32 2018 No.11204911 File: 968 KB, 245x245, 1517799510216.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204896 fucking lost at the waving at the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:38:54 2018 No.11204914 >>11204902 I'd have todl him to fuck off too. i wouldn't have thrown the drink because I wanna keep my job but i'd have told him to leave and threw his card back at him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:39:01 2018 No.11204915 >>11204904 I betting this wasn't their first interaction with him and the staff are all fed up with his antics. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:39:01 2018 No.11204916 >>11204896 Why are they so bewildered and scared?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:39:15 2018 No.11204918 >>11203951 >Texas ribs >pork >not smoked This is a disgrace

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:39:55 2018 No.11204920 >>11204896 This is what you gotta do when you're a white guy buying chicken in the hood.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:40:06 2018 No.11204921

>>11203945
>all the women are excited they finally have a male coworker to do the heavily lifting
>turns out he's the least masculine of them all

He must have gotten bullied the entire time there. And I'm not talking sexy bullying that ends in gfd I'm talking hardcore depression inducing hostile workplace bullying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:40:39 2018 No.11204924 >>11204916 Covered faces are not a nice sight in the hood

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:40:40 2018 No.11204925 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, 1507530846157.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204916 Power Rangers normally beat up monsters and criminals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:42:20 2018 No.11204932 >>11204896 How wet do you think they pussies was

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:45:14 2018 No.11204951 >>11204574 I have a working hypothesis that no single post can get 10 consecutive positive responses without someone shitting on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:48:15 2018 No.11204960 >>11204112 The voices are kinda(very) cringe but the thread is hilarious. It really is an exemplary snapshot of this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:51:48 2018 No.11204977 >>11203947 >bröther may i have a scööp

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 23:53:40 2018 No.11204987 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, 1507114188217.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:02:14 2018 No.11205026 >>11204883 sorry for the clickbait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrkaYC2B5C0

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:03:37 2018 No.11205033 >>11203951 I dont ike onions

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:04:48 2018 No.11205037 >>11204275 >Okay guys, who wants a slice of dry overcooked tasteless eggs? :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:07:21 2018 No.11205045 >>11204896 She probably thought he was a voodoo man

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:08:41 2018 No.11205053 File: 16 KB, 512x548, 1534694459585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204528 Bruh his face is literally on fire, you can see the flames he's trying to put out at the end with his shirt. Nigga had bigger concerns

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:09:33 2018 No.11205060 File: 2.71 MB, 1280x720, 1521829056134.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205037

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:10:34 2018 No.11205066 File: 2.89 MB, 640x642, 1527134917378.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205037 Wait, this one is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:11:51 2018 No.11205070 >>11205060 only five slices and all of that cheese with one egg poor proportions but looks good otherwise

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:13:44 2018 No.11205073 >>11204847 Hopefully hit his wallet on a lawsuit. The angle he was reaching at? That should have never happened. That had to be, what, 4 gallons he was lifting? about 35 pounds? Reaching way over like that? That's on the restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:15:12 2018 No.11205076 >>11203958 Were these idiots never taught stop-drop-roll in elementary school?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:16:17 2018 No.11205081 >>11204155 >>11204160 >>11204168 >>11204171 Jack, the mouth breathing fart huffing retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:16:35 2018 No.11205082 >>11205073 if he were wearing slip-resistant shoes like the company recommended then there wouldn't have been a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:17:53 2018 No.11205085 >>11204187 this reminds me of that infographic on making a fleshlight from common kitchen items.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:18:23 2018 No.11205088 File: 1.28 MB, 534x534, 1513717773758.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205085

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:19:29 2018 No.11205091 how can 1 person be so fucking stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:26:13 2018 No.11205111 >>11204275 >double cooking the egg until it's dry and and block of foam Please no

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:34:03 2018 No.11205142 File: 750 KB, 500x208, 66730315-9AD1-4F8E-9780-9630352D75D7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205033

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:37:41 2018 No.11205162 File: 73 KB, 710x781, 1529284487047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204324 >>11204351 JFC, I don't think I've ever laughed harder at one this idiot's gifs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:40:26 2018 No.11205178 >>11204211 Am I the only one who thinks the first came looks like a side profile of a Ferengi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:41:26 2018 No.11205183 >>11205091 I know, posting this thread over and over again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:42:13 2018 No.11205186 >>11205142 fuck you faggot, onions are gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:42:52 2018 No.11205187 >>11204189 >carefull

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:43:06 2018 No.11205188 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1530512072983.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:43:10 2018 No.11205189 >>11205178 >ferengi Around here we just call them space jews

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:46:27 2018 No.11205199 >>11204932 M O J A V E O J A V E

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 00:48:01 2018 No.11205205 >>11205188 nice of her to cook for her 5'10 boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:09:34 2018 No.11205275 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, pork pyramid. ck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:13:43 2018 No.11205283 >>11205275 >spends tens of minutes carefully slicing pork >artfully arranges pork into attractive mold >steams it instead of deep frying it wow, a mushy pork pyramid... how lame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:14:51 2018 No.11205292 >>11205088 >prolapsed angus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:18:36 2018 No.11205305 File: 859 KB, 1334x750, IMG_1539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205292 nice one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:19:52 2018 No.11205310 File: 2.91 MB, 1080x1080, 1535649768613.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:21:09 2018 No.11205320 >>11205283 >mushy pork pyramid are we nicknaming our dicks or what

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:21:49 2018 No.11205326 File: 1.40 MB, 1280x720, BENIS XDDD.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205292

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:24:55 2018 No.11205339 >>11205310 >all the alcohol evaporated during cooking? or >barely any whisky added afterwards and the alcohol evaporated during canning? I don't want to spend money to find out, to be honest with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:26:43 2018 No.11205350 >>11205339 either way the flavor is still there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:28:04 2018 No.11205357 >>11204529 general tsos

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:28:18 2018 No.11205359 >>11204286 2008 [*]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:29:40 2018 No.11205367 >>11205339 >alcohol evaporated during canning how? when alcohol evaporates it doesn't magically disappear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:30:30 2018 No.11205372 >>11205350 but who can even detect the delicate oaky notes in all that orange bitterness? it sounds like a product for the kinds of gullible people who buy beard wax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:34:14 2018 No.11205391 >>11205372 you don't really need to pick up on the delicate aspects for the stronger flavors of the whiskey to show up

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:34:33 2018 No.11205392 >>11205367 Anon, in order to create a vacuum inside the jar the air inside needs to escape. That heated air takes the volatile alcohol with it. Trust me, I've been disappointed with trying to make bourbon flavored jams before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:36:20 2018 No.11205402 >>11205391 Sounds like you could just add a splash of liquid smoke and get the same effect then

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:36:57 2018 No.11205405 >>11205392 now thats just not true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:37:58 2018 No.11205409 >>11205402 definitely not the same flavors

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:37:58 2018 No.11205410 >>11205405 How is it not true? Have you ever canned anything before?

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:38:01 2018 No.11205411

>>11205392
>Anon, in order to create a vacuum inside the jar the air inside needs to escape
Trust me, I've been disappointed with trying to make bourbon flavored jams before
have you never put a straw in water put your finger on the top then pull the straw out and bourbon doesn't gets it flavor from the alcohol

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:39:50 2018 No.11205420 >>11205411 >t. doesn't understand how to hermetically seal a jar

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:39:56 2018 No.11205421 >>11204351 He literally says >it came out beautiful >it came out perfect to THAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:44:28 2018 No.11205433 >>11205410 no, but I am a chemist by education. The pressure of canning is going to help keep the alcohol in. Does depend on what alcohol used admittedly you're not going to have all of the alcohol escape

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:48:52 2018 No.11205455 >>11205392 >Anon, in order to create a vacuum inside the jar the air inside needs to escape this is not how vacuums work

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:49:03 2018 No.11205456 >>11204318 LITTERALLY RETARDED

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:54:15 2018 No.11205477

>>11205433
But the jar is only screwed on finger tight, if it were screwed on fully then the jar would explode during the 10 minute boil it takes to seal them. I'm saying that since the jam is already hot and then the heated air inside the jar is pushed out during the boil, some of the volatile alcohol will escape. You're right, not all of it, I was being hyperbolic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:54:36 2018 No.11205479 >>11205076 panic happens anon your brain has a tendency not to work very well when you're on fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 01:57:11 2018 No.11205486 >>11205076 >China Hmmmmmmmm, really gets the noggins joggin

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:02:06 2018 No.11205498 >>11204112 10/10 i can't breathe i was in all those threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:04:33 2018 No.11205509 >>11204171 God I cant find the video for this anyone know which one it is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:06:36 2018 No.11205516 >>11205509 5 minute chef he deleted it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:07:52 2018 No.11205519 >>11204112 my shitpost made the thumbnail it wasn't even good

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:09:57 2018 No.11205523 >>11205519 don't be so hard on yourself, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:16:31 2018 No.11205542 >>11204896 the guy under the ranger costume is actually black

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:17:28 2018 No.11205549 >>11205060 >the recipe simply omits the hardest part of all of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:19:19 2018 No.11205556 >>11205549 but using a mandoline isn't hard, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:20:24 2018 No.11205559 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, 1535280547237.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205556 Is it normal to be more scared of a mandolin than a regular knife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:23:00 2018 No.11205567 >>11204069 Mexico is the biggest sugar consumer if you adjust for population

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:25:24 2018 No.11205576 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, 1517208637370.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205567 >Mexico

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:27:31 2018 No.11205581 >>11205559 yes. I'm scared every time I use one, but that means you treat the tool with respect and hopefully keep all your fingertips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:27:57 2018 No.11205583 File: 1.02 MB, 450x440, spinning jack.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:31:20 2018 No.11205591 >>11204187 >>11204189 >>11204190 >>11204211 >>11204240 >>11204245 Filename is making me cry with laughter

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:34:47 2018 No.11205599 >>11203947 this makes me uncomfortable but I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:38:12 2018 No.11205604 >>11204830 get the FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE FUCK HEAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:40:17 2018 No.11205611 >>11204112 ayy I was in the dirty room guy thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:40:42 2018 No.11205612 >>11204366 I kinda feel bad for the guy...he's either lacking or doesn't bother applying really basic planning and coordination skills What jobs would be suitable for Ja/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:42:40 2018 No.11205617 >>11205612 Radio DJ

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:43:17 2018 No.11205619 >>11205612 a supplier of superlative sauces

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:43:41 2018 No.11205620 >>11204352 to watch youtube videos? nigger fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:51:34 2018 No.11205640 >>11204932 wet af t. they pussies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:53:25 2018 No.11205644 >>11205205 KeK. You fucking cunt made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:53:51 2018 No.11205646 >>11204299 >>11204302 LINK????? HELLO

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 02:58:14 2018 No.11205656 >>11205576 Those are great for knocking up cute tourist chicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:04:49 2018 No.11205666 >>11205305 Loved this music video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:18:13 2018 No.11205696 File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, 1534967308216.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:27:37 2018 No.11205716 >>11205696 this makes me rage harder than any jack webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:28:23 2018 No.11205718 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, 1510721561315.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205716

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:28:24 2018 No.11205719 >>11205696 One word: OBNOXIOUS I hope they die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:28:58 2018 No.11205720 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, 1531044347268.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205719

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:29:20 2018 No.11205721 >>11204318 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5ejrhi03I

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:31:00 2018 No.11205724 >>11205718 >>11205720 Anon, please, my heart can't take it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:31:49 2018 No.11205726 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, 1525668482220.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205724

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:33:05 2018 No.11205727 >>11205726 I want to stand on the throats of the people who produce this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:34:04 2018 No.11205729 >>11205617 he was a radio dj for 7 years >be jack >radio dj >about to cough >go to press cough botton >presses echo botton >caughs >half of orange county has their eardums shatter

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:34:59 2018 No.11205733 >>11204603 He eats pizza like he eats pussi

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:35:28 2018 No.11205735 File: 2.90 MB, 540x300, 1517305871458.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205727 I can make more of these. If you faggots keep making Jack posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:35:38 2018 No.11205736 >>11205733 he chews it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:38:25 2018 No.11205740 >>11205275 fucking magical

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:45:44 2018 No.11205759 >>11204253 are you retarded Coconut oil for food is poisonious

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:45:45 2018 No.11205760 >>11205736 no wonder why tammy always seems bothered

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:48:17 2018 No.11205768 >>11205759 what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:50:29 2018 No.11205775 >>11205768 Some """scientist""" recently published an article talking about coconut oil being terrible for your health and full of trans fats etc.

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:52:01 2018 No.11205777
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>>11205720
>>11205719
>>11205696
>shrek i am glad we went on camping trip in RV
>me too donkey
>wait if your not driving then who is
>dont worry donkey i put it on cringe controll

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:54:59 2018 No.11205784
File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, can knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>11205775
>"""scientist"""
Director of the Institute for Prevention and Tumor Epidemiology at the University of Freiburg and a professor at the Harvard TH Chan School of Public Health.

But I'm sure you know better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 03:59:11 2018 No.11205789 >>11204925 Shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 04:01:40 2018 No.11205794 >>11204911 You did? It's not even remotely funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 04:13:18 2018 No.11205821 >>11205735 Bring chicky back, turbo cock is gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 04:18:46 2018 No.11205838 File: 45 KB, 389x259, 1507266596215.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204781 >me murrican, me smart >thermal conductivity = thermal mass my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 04:21:10 2018 No.11205844 >>11205646 http://goatse.cx/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 04:23:30 2018 No.11205850 >>11205789 I'm pretty sure that is a prison recipe since he's using snack foods and chip bags to make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 04:59:09 2018 No.11205917 File: 648 KB, 2448x3264, 6bd1d4f713283f431242effd36c64820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204308 Not carp, but you can make something quite similar to foie gras out of monkfish liver.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 05:30:01 2018 No.11205983 >>11204869 Its a loud horn for those of you who don't know

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 05:42:26 2018 No.11206006 >>11204187 >what is a powder funnel

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 05:55:07 2018 No.11206025 File: 1.64 MB, 400x300, revulsion intensifies.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204211 who is this motherfucker and how is he so shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 05:55:36 2018 No.11206026 File: 1.50 MB, 400x560, 1525983003118.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205838 >>11204781 >non asians trying to talk about anything related to science You americans and europeans need to stop, it's getting embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 05:56:42 2018 No.11206030 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, PCS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206025 It's jack scalfani.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 05:59:25 2018 No.11206034 >>11205983 I'd give her a loud horn, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:01:22 2018 No.11206036 File: 557 KB, 400x400, AAAAAAAAAAAA.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206030 oh shit nigger what are you making

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:08:59 2018 No.11206044 please give me worst webm you have ck

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:22:39 2018 No.11206064 >>11204603 Signature "BIG BOY BITE"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:26:22 2018 No.11206067 >>11206036 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:29:28 2018 No.11206073 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, NO EGGSCAPE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205066

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:30:49 2018 No.11206077 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205070

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:34:04 2018 No.11206083 >>11206073 >filename bad job gaynon

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:34:52 2018 No.11206084
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>>11206073
one motherfucker did this in my town's egg sandwich stall. tried getting out and leaned to far forward and rippen through the eggs. he must've been flung a block before he landed in the designated shtting street. they still use the same stall but all the eggs are broken

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:41:55 2018 No.11206101 File: 16 KB, 252x223, 1536119966452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205726

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:46:52 2018 No.11206107 File: 31 KB, 250x250, aww yis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206067 correct i am pretty new to ck, enlighten me senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:51:33 2018 No.11206117 >>11206107 nobody tell him

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:51:58 2018 No.11206118 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, indian potato chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205559

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:53:05 2018 No.11206121 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, abomination.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:56:39 2018 No.11206127 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, wtf is going on.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 06:58:44 2018 No.11206135 File: 2.85 MB, 720x486, yoshi blade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:01:45 2018 No.11206139 File: 909 KB, 720x486, tomato chop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:03:00 2018 No.11206145 File: 802 KB, 720x486, salary cuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:04:14 2018 No.11206148 File: 634 KB, 1920x1080, claire witch project.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:05:47 2018 No.11206151 File: 2.30 MB, 480x360, deep fried hands.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:06:49 2018 No.11206154 >>11206036 The Worst, Most Disgusting Thing That Has Ever Disgraced Mankind On The Face Of The Earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:07:29 2018 No.11206156 File: 2.46 MB, 768x432, chicken thighs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:08:41 2018 No.11206159 File: 1.10 MB, 1280x720, wok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:13:40 2018 No.11206164 File: 1.62 MB, 624x352, wamin in the workplace.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:15:52 2018 No.11206169 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, smokedchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:25:02 2018 No.11206178 >>11206148 >harvard "education"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:27:11 2018 No.11206182 >>11203947 Do you reckon you could train a fish like this? Like get it to come when called or swim in a circle on command

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:27:29 2018 No.11206183 >>11203945 I hope to christ the poor boy is under 16.

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:28:36 2018 No.11206185

>>11203945
It's bad enough the girl already came running up to him in complete panic for seeing him attempt to lift that shit. They already didn't have the highest expectations.
In his defense, his shoes slipped. Looked like he was doing ok before that happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:30:08 2018 No.11206188 >>11206185 >not wearing non-slip shoes in food service his fault

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:33:26 2018 No.11206194 >>11206188 Already thought about that, but it looks like they're all wearing the same shoes. Not even non-slip shoes can protect against a rogue dab of mayo or whatever oily shit could've been on the floor there when lifting something heavy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:35:37 2018 No.11206197 >>11204869 what a fucking bitch she deserve to be stabbed

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:45:04 2018 No.11206215 >>11204531 >MY ONLY FRIEND IS YEAST well, you've got billions of friends

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:51:13 2018 No.11206228 >>11204916 afraid that lord zedd might be near

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:54:50 2018 No.11206236 >>11206101 Is that Alton Brown?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:55:52 2018 No.11206239 >>11206121 Did he flick the pork out of the pork and beans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 07:57:11 2018 No.11206241 File: 2.99 MB, 357x281, 1462134000521.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206127 >5 seconds in >cellphone is sitting in the foam meat tray

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:01:43 2018 No.11206248 >>11206197 maybe you shouldn't try to prank w*geslaves while they're on the job

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:02:02 2018 No.11206250 >>11205310 >Look it up >It's mostly orange jam with a touch of whiskey What a fucking scam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:07:31 2018 No.11206259 File: 2.74 MB, 426x240, monkeys.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:17:26 2018 No.11206278 File: 486 KB, 962x984, scared white yaksha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205726 >>11205718 >>11205696 >>11205720 Death is too good for Marshmello.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:19:26 2018 No.11206287 File: 2.93 MB, 320x240, make sure it's all 'corporated.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206044 Pasta salad.

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:26:14 2018 No.11206306

>>11205838
Animal tissue has a heat capacity of 3.5 J/g/K. Wood has a heat capacity of 1.7 J/g/K.
Skin has a density of 1,050 kg/m3.
Bamboo has a density of 500 kg/m3.
A 453.15 K bamboo skewer being held by a 310.15 K hand will heat the skin up locally until the temperature of skin and bamboo are in equilibrium. Assuming the heating effect of the corndog and the cooling effect of the surrounding tissue cancel eachother out, and assuming the volume of the skewer and the affected skin are equal.

m1*C1(ΔT)+m2*C2(ΔT)=0
1,050*3.5*(T-310.15)+500*1.7*(T-453.15)=0
3675*(T-310.15)+850*(T-453.15)=0
3675*T-1139801.25+850*T-385177.5=0
3675*T+850*T=1524978.75
4525*T=1524978.75
T=1524978.75/4525=337.01 K

At 337.01 K, or aproximately 65°C, a burn injury would take about 3 seconds to form. Switching hands within 3 seconds may give the skin time to cool, while the temperature of the skewer lowers continuously.

https://www.co.pierce.wa.us/documentcenter/view/3352

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:30:04 2018 No.11206314 File: 257 KB, 695x671, thesmellofcondensedmilkandlust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206287

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:33:59 2018 No.11206321 >>11206306 check out this brainlet, kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:42:16 2018 No.11206332 File: 330 KB, 1079x1080, 20180723_134623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206259

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:43:22 2018 No.11206335 >>11206287 What did she say at the end ? Can't really hear het

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:45:39 2018 No.11206337 >>11206073 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:49:13 2018 No.11206345 >>11206084 Shit my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:52:48 2018 No.11206354 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, pav bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:53:03 2018 No.11206355 >>11204896 The guy in the horn video is white

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:53:34 2018 No.11206358 >>11205305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w noice

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 08:55:58 2018 No.11206361 File: 2.10 MB, 1280x720, jack blending.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11205735 you don't have the balls, pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:06:43 2018 No.11206384 >>11206306 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:11:54 2018 No.11206396 File: 21 KB, 228x300, $(KGrHqRHJDoE+PvEg7qVBP1GRzdD1g~~60_35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11203945 >that hug

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:12:46 2018 No.11206398 >>11205620 No, to watch NEETs sperg out like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:16:43 2018 No.11206409 >>11206118 Love me some fresh subcontinental palms in my gutter oil chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:16:59 2018 No.11206410 >>11206396 Very platonic, didn't mean anything. If anything it's detrimental to the kids psyche, he's never going to start lifting because he thinks it's ok to be a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:34:32 2018 No.11206463 >>11205292 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:37:38 2018 No.11206481 >>11204112 i was in half those threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:37:41 2018 No.11206483 File: 72 KB, 720x690, 1520091514848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206354 GOD, I want to try this SO BADLY hnnnnng

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 09:56:21 2018 No.11206531 >>11206354 You've never had pav bhaji before? Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:07:36 2018 No.11206551 >>11206531 I assume that was intended for my post instead of the webm post. I live in Ohio. We have a bomb ass Indian place nearby but I have never seen pav bhaji on offer there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:13:50 2018 No.11206558 >>11205088 what happens next?

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:16:46 2018 No.11206567

>>11205073
Have you never worked in retail or food service before? Judging by his foot placement, lifting technique and other factors he was not doing this according to safety standards. Not only could he not sue (or try and lose horribly), but he probably got written up for not following company safety practices.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:19:46 2018 No.11206574 >>11204112 make more

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:21:37 2018 No.11206580 >>11206558 You decide!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:27:18 2018 No.11206590 >>11205559 >>11205066 >>11204394 >>11204925 How dare you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:27:29 2018 No.11206591 File: 11 KB, 187x270, fuckedupshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206358

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 10:29:54 2018 No.11206599 >>11206197 Nah, she's cool. Nothing funnier than a prank backfiring like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 12:17:20 2018 No.11206834 >>11206182 Yeah. I trained a beta fish to sort of jump up when I put my finger above the tank

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 13:06:47 2018 No.11206995

>>11206567
Bullshit. And yes, I've spent about 25 years in food service, 7 of which was fast food. The container he was reaching to pour into was about 2 feet away from the counter edge, elevated above counter height. Obviously one of those tea dispensers, which (even if the base was at counter height) would put the fill height at 2 1/2 feet above the counter, and 2 feet back. That's a slam dunk lawsuit.

Also, I haven't worked fast food since the 90's, but back then there was no requirement for non-slip shoes. A recommendation won't carry any weight if it ended up in front a judge. He would have to be breaking a specific job requirement that shifted the liability to him. If the shoes aren't specifically required, then the entire subject is moot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:18:22 2018 No.11207459 >>11206156 thats chicken maryland, foo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:23:05 2018 No.11207475 File: 939 KB, 720x486, aero knife vs onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:24:24 2018 No.11207479 File: 1.03 MB, 720x486, aero knife vs cucumber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:24:24 2018 No.11207480 >>11206335 its creamy and its tangy just like her pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:27:28 2018 No.11207493 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, green eggs and ham beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:28:42 2018 No.11207500 File: 373 KB, 220x220, 1530868752703.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11206558 oh I think you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:29:44 2018 No.11207505 File: 1.94 MB, 720x404, the average ameriCKan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:34:09 2018 No.11207514 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1529721069874.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11207505 >The average canadian

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:34:49 2018 No.11207518 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, 1531729954605.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11207505 >The average brit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:43:56 2018 No.11207547 File: 143 KB, 625x773, 1523703512648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11204925 >cutting an onion with a plastic knife my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 15:52:31 2018 No.11207577 >>11206164 Tbh the guy walking in with two knives pointing out is the most retarded one there, way more than the wamin

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 16:05:44 2018 No.11207607 >>11206995 >but back then there was no requirement for non-slip shoes There most certainly was. You worked at a shit place or weren't paying attention to the training.

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 16:34:46 2018 No.11207703
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>>11206354
>Rick Stein
>Indian cooking but no street shitting tier
>well produced

Why is Rick Stein so comfy lads? Pure comfy cooking kino

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11sc8x

Pav Bhaji is at 19:25 with some Pajeet chick who actually looks alright from behind in her mom jeans

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 16:38:01 2018 No.11207723 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, 1521723892995.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11207703 If I had one wish it would be to remove the entire Indian subcontinent from existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 17:02:32 2018 No.11207814 >>11207475 >>11207479 >aero knife looks like a cheese knife to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 17:40:13 2018 No.11207953 No Mark Wiens?

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