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>shitty thin slices that flops down when you try to hold it by the crust
>literally just a regular pizza that is smashed down and spread out way too much before it's baked
>new yorkers, soiboys and foodie instagram roasties all claim it's the best thing ever
>act like like you can't just get the same fucking ingredients anywhere else but new york
>it's not even that unique of a product ingredient wise like Sushi is since it's actually difficult and expensive to get the right ingredients to have authentic sushi in the U.S.
>pizza snobs autistically screech and bash any other pizza anytime someone mentions that they like anything other than their precious overpriced greased up cardboard with melted cheese on it

New York style pizza is possibly the most overrated meme food of all time.

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>>11203584

>> No.11203595

>>11203584
Deep dish Chicago style pizza a best

>> No.11203597

New York, and anything that comes out of it, is pure shit

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>cardboard<>pizza

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>>11203767

>> No.11203869

>>11203595
wrong. you shouldn't be eating a mountain of bread.

>> No.11203870

My whole foods has this mexican-style pizza. The meat is seasoned with like cumin or something. I should roll it up and make it into a pizzarito.

>> No.11203872

>>11203869
Why not. It's my body. Last time I heard that rapist Trump judge didn't cancel Roe v Wade yet

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>>11203595

>> No.11204076

>>11204034
I bet if there was an easy and quick cure to obesity they would stop calling themselves beautiful and healthy

>> No.11204662

>>11204034
Chicago pizza is a once per year indulgence. Meanwhile new york niggers think they can scarf that shit down daily because it's THIN so it makes you THIN

>> No.11204682

I really do prefer new york style though. I can eat 4 pieces of new york style or 2 with thick crust. I like eating the 4 more

>> No.11204686

>>11204034
goddamn BART

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>One slice of NY 'za, please

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>>11203595

>> No.11204719

>>11204034
perfect

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>Go to "Slice of New York"
>Get giant slab of delicious
>Instantly tastebuds teleport to flavortown
>Tfw speaking like a new yoaarker now

>> No.11204737

>>11203584
I was just thinking of this today:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/8o83j9/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-tower-record

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>>11203584
we can tell you dont live anywhere close to new york to even experience a slice because you refer to it as "New York style pizza"

>> No.11204755

>>11204727
>eat a whole new york pizza
>it's as vast as a new york borough
>squeeze it and bunch it up
>you get one chicago pizza
same thing

>> No.11204768

NY style for summer, Chicago style for winter.

>> No.11204769

>>11204737
one of the best things TDS ever did

>> No.11204777

Why the fuck is this stickied?

>> No.11204778

>>11204768
>chicago for winter
Just buy a jacket
You don't have to buy a portable cheese and sauce hot tub every time it gets cold

>> No.11204779

>>11204746
>not showing the one where Trump eats it with a knife and fork and Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz explodes on him

>> No.11204786

>>11204777
Come to think of it, it should be stickied, since it's probably the most immortal thread format. Would cut down on unnecessary NY/'go 'za threads.

>> No.11204789

>>11203584
i god damn love shitty thin new york style pizza

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>> No.11204809

>>11204779
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad
guy claims to be a new yorker. good thing he moved down south

>> No.11204811

>>11204779
y'mean this?
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad

>> No.11204816

>>11203584
>shitty thin slices that flops down when you try to hold it by the crust
Fold it in half you fucking idiot

>> No.11204825

>>11204811
>>11204809
yes

>> No.11204827

>>11204769
Jon Stewart was so fucking superior to all these late night show hosts nowadays. Like, even if you forget about the politics, his delivery was so fucking on point,no one can hold a candle to him.

>> No.11204832

>>11204827
2004 maybe, that was 14 years ago.

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>> No.11205439

>>11203584
The ingredients are actually about the only thing you can't refute, the tap water is basically tailored to making good tasting doughs here. It's why the bagels are the best here.

The pizza's pretty good though, it has a nice zest I haven't been able to find elsewhere, and the thin dough ensures you get a light crunch of sorts that's super satisfying instead of a mouthful of dough.

>> No.11205466

>>11203584
>has pizza made by a non-italian
>expects it to taste good
grats, you got jewed; & u dont deserve to know what it actually tastes like

>> No.11205614

>>11204034
kek

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Both NY and Chicago pizza are shit, Detroit style pizza is the confirmed best pizza.

>> No.11205713

>>11203584
i enjoy all pizza really, but the advantage of new york pizza really is only A. the cost, and B. its pretty much always by the slice

you can like chicago pies better, but you cant fucking eat it while walking through chicago

>> No.11205923

Anyone ever tried “bar pizza” in the Boston area? Shit is cash. Every pizza is 12” and the dough is spread thin (thicker than NY pizza but a lot thinner than Chicago) in cast iron pizza pans. And a whole pizza is like $6 bucks

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>>11205690
This is what I say as well. At the end of the day, pizza is pizza, it's always going to be "good", and I'll enjoy a decent slice of any style. However, of all the pizza's I've tried, nothing is as satisfying as Detroit style. It's all about that crispy, crunchy cheese crust

>> No.11206065

>>11205713
i can, but i have a dick and balls

>> No.11206109

>>11203584
All pizza made I. The USA is objectively fucking shit.
They just don’t high enough quality ingredients to carry it off.
GMO tomatoes, pasteurized cheese and wonderbread doth not a pizza make.

>> No.11206111

>>11206109
Italians have never made a good pizza in the history of the country.

And, they got the recipe from China.

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You're missing out OP, Brothers is dank

>> No.11206286

>>11206111
You've never had real Italian pizza, have you?

>> No.11206296

jew york pizza is unironically really fucking good you gigantic faggot.

> inb4 ids da wata dey use for the dough hurr durr

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>shitty thin slices that flops down when you try to hold it by the crust

>> No.11206325

>>11203584
>greased up cardboard with melted plastic
ftfy

>> No.11206903

>>11206304
>all the grease slides out of the pizza taco

>> No.11206911

All of the American styles of pizza are dogshit compared to a proper Neapolitan pizza.
Neck yourselves, the lots of you.

>> No.11206949

>>11206911
Abstract art of pizza, it sucks and is for morons.

>> No.11207749

>>11203595
it's good but not what i have in mind when i feel like eating a pizza

>> No.11207788

>>11204034
No one ever said it was healthy, just good try to keep up

>> No.11208210

>>11206040
>It's all about that crispy, crunchy cheese crust
That makes up 5% of the entire pizza. Brilliant.

>> No.11208274

>>11203872
Bill Clinton's a supreme court nominee? When did this happen?

>> No.11209502

>>11208210
>>11206040
>>11205690
this is just the pizza version of a brownie

>> No.11209602

>>11203584
>liking pizza
>not being a child

Pick one. From nyc by the way.

>> No.11209708

>>11204034
>Those people on the left
The one in front is all "God, what did I do to deserve seeing this? The ones in the back are just gawking in astonishment.
Dude on the right is all "fuck this, phone time"

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>>11209602
I choose both.

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>>11203584
>regular pizza
what’s that? do you mean the white bread and ketchup that’s eaten outside of NYC?

>> No.11210462

>>11203584
Ny pizza is like grease on top of cardboard, ultimate kike meme

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California Pizza:

Thin crust, fresh ingredients such as artichoke hearts, avocados, roma tomatoes. Gluten and vegan friendly.

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>>11210489
>that’ll be $50 plus the 40% added gratuity

>> No.11210508

>>11210489
that looks fucking revolting

>> No.11210616

>>11209502
Not a bad point, but that's not a bad thing. Brownies are my favorite.

>> No.11210925

>>11206903
And down on to your paper plate, yes, this is how it's supposed to work.

>> No.11210951

>>11205690
For every slice a piece of detroit pizza is made a black man is shot.
Help save Detroit. save 15% on your next order of Detroit style pizza, family size @ $12.

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>>11210495
>two barrels
Is that supposed to be a Gilboa rifle? If so the sights don't work that way. They're adjustable because the distance between barrels is adjustable, allowing you to choose the spacing between where the rounds in the burst hit on the target at various ranges.

>> No.11211471

>>11206109
This. If you’re not spending ten thousand dollars on the most expensive most exclusive tomatoes, flour, cheese, and toppings, then you’re a fucking loser and should just kill yourself and your entire family.