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I just don't like food that much. ITT recommend your top stress-relief or pleasure foods.

>> No.11201998

Either way you're destroying your body, why not just eat a bullet and save the time?

>> No.11201999

Some nice cheese and crackers and a bottle of red wine.

>> No.11202009

>>11201998
>4chan is all about being mean for the sake of it XD
stupid fucking newfag

>> No.11202010

>>11202009
I'm not telling him he should, I'm asking why he's taking the long way around it. Learn to read.

>> No.11202012

>>11202010
We're all taking the long way around. We should all just kill ourselves. You first.

>> No.11202016

>>11202012
>4chan is all about being mean for the sake of it XD
stupid fucking newfag

>> No.11202034

>>11202016
but it's ok to be mean once you've assessed someone is a stupid fucking newfag, thus i am not necessarily a stupid fucking newfag

>> No.11202037

>>11202034
>i am not necessarily a stupid fucking newfag
Just acting like one.

>> No.11202038

>>11202016
i'm not a newfag, newfag. i've been here since 2001. go suck a booty hole,r-word n-word f-word. i hope things are really not so good for you in the future but you still hold on to wanting to live life because suicide is not a very nice thing.

>> No.11202041

>>11202037
but it's ok to be mean once you've assessed someone is a stupid fucking newfag, thus i am not acting like a stupid fucking newfag. You are either stupid or trolling.

>> No.11202052

>>11202038
>r-word n-word f-word

>> No.11202057

>>11202038
What is the r-word?

>> No.11202074

Get obsessed with drinking something non-alcoholic, like seltzer. Just buy that and force yourself to drink it instead of beer

>> No.11202135

>>11201995
Between being an alcoholic or being obese, I can tell you from experience that being an alcoholic is the better choice.
>socially acceptable
>people still find you to be a suitable friend
>coworkers and bosses will excuse your hungover antics more than they would excuse someone's legitimate medical need to sit their fat ass down every 15 minutes
>no one blames you for your own problems
>everyone's favorite drinking buddy
>hangovers are less painful than creaking joints
>liver cirrhosis is a better/faster way to die than diabetes
>cheap alcohol is cheaper than cheap junk food for what is an alcoholic's/fatass's day supply
Switching from liquor to food is a horrible mistake.

>> No.11202150

>>11202038
Are you incapable of expressing your thoughts without being so crass?

>> No.11202158

>>11202038
>i've been here since 2001.
before it was started?

>> No.11202168

>>11201995
cannabis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15856067
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/367234/
that being said, it probably won't make you a fatass. it'll just make you hungrier.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11415485/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21868374/

>> No.11202180

>>11202038
>r-word, n-word, f-word
roody-poo, newfriend, candy-ass

>> No.11202211

>>11202180
roody-poo IS the n-word you silly.

>> No.11202240

>>11202211
A roody-poo is a nigger?

>> No.11202347

A list of foods in order of likelihood of actually working:
peruvian cocao powder (or dominican)
spicy shit (hot sauce)
ginseng
saffron
turmeric
arctic root
strawberries
turkey (or any animal protein)
oranges
grapes
nuts and seeds

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>>11201998
Thanks for chiming in, faggot.

>> No.11204007

>>11201995
Start snacking, smaller meals but more frequent. Eat lots of candy, if you feel sick from it eat some salty food like salami slices, it will actually make the sick feeling go away. Fried foods are great. Gt a deep frier and start using it daily. Up your salt intake, your body needs sodium to produce stomach acid.

>> No.11204043

>>11202009
says the newfag

>> No.11204111

>>11201995
Consider smoking cannabis. Alcohol is objectively worse in all respects.

>> No.11204729

>>11202038
Browsing 4chan for 17 years is not something to brag about, even if it were true.

>> No.11204740

>>11202168
I guess it's decided, I'm going to get high tonight

>> No.11204846
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>>11202240
>using roody-poo without knowing what it means
You sicken and disgust me.

>> No.11205574
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11205574

Alcohol is perfectly fine

Why legalize pot?

There's a lot of reasons alcohol is so popular (besides its legality, which itself is due to its popularity).

Alcohol acts as a sort of leveler in social situations. You might come into a social situation feeling awkward, or sad, or simply on a different level emotionally to your company, and alcohol levels this out with those around you: having a few drinks puts you in a similar mindset to everyone else, making it easier to interact with people (this only really applies to people who haven't had a huge amount to drink though, and will probably become more obvious when you can legally drink and excessive drunkenness loses its novelty)

You can drink alcohol fairly heavily your entire life and still end up reasonably healthy. Of course alcoholism is terrible for your health, but compared to other drugs, the level of alcohol use that constitutes "alcoholism" is huge

Alcoholic beverages genuinely taste good. I understand you said you don't like the taste, and some drinks are certainly an acquired taste, but from my own experience it's probably got more to do with what you're drinking. If your drinking below the legal age, you tend to be drinking cheap spirits and cheap wine, because they're easier to smuggle around than beer, which is too bulky to carry in reasonable quantities, and the consequences of getting caught with them and having it confiscated by police is substantially less finacially. These drinks usually taste awful.

Lots of cultural practice relates to alcohol consumption. Christianity and Judaism both require it in certain rituals, and lots of secular cultural rituals heavily feature alcohol (horse racing, sports, going out to restaurants, clubs or bars, dinner parties, house parties etc.)

You can drink a lot and still go to work the next day, which isn't true of many drugs

Being buzzed in itself just feels fun. Conversation is better, you're more relaxed, company is more open etc.

>> No.11206855

>>11205574
alcohol is literal poison to your body. cannabis is not. nobody's ever died from smoking weed, meanwhile booze causes thousands of deaths a year. pretty simple to me

>> No.11207527

>>11206855
I wish it was that simple to me. But I know that if you're an alcoholic you're at risk of dying, but if you're drinking somewhat heavily or just having beer every week your risk isn't high.


I just clicked on 25 fire hydrants i'm not even fucking joking. and after

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>> No.11207548

>>11207527
if you're drinking at all your risk of dying is significantly higher than smoking weed would have it. sorry you're a retard champ i can't help you use your own brain

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11209058

So what are we all drinking tonight?
I'm on my fifth double dram of Lagavulin.

>> No.11209062

>>11207548
That is not true at all. Moderate drinking is associated with better health.