/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11200134]

Anyone else notice how fucking retards ruin taco bell food that is already perfect?

>beefy crunch burrito back at t bell
>tell coworkers and we all go
>get 4 for me and a thing of nacho sauce to make my spicy nacho dipping sauce
>garb 2 milds and 1 hot packet of sauce
>squeeze it all into the nacho sauce mix it around
>dip burritos into it while eating them, pure kino
>ask my coworkers if they want my spicy nacho sauce and tell them I can show them how to make it
>'heh anon if you want spicy you might try the fire or diablo!'
yeah well some of us aren't trying to shit out or intestines or burn out stomach lining
>get fucking nicknamed mild mike 2 weeks into new job

you're not suppose to ruin the food by hurting your taste buds or asshole by flaming it up, taste the fucking food you fucks. Mild means 5/10 spice, hot means 8.-8.5/10 spice, fire means don't push it.

Also beefy crunch is back

[Anonymous No.11200149]

Some people also aren't pussies and can handle the insanely mild 'fire' sauce. Seriously that shit is weak. So is taco bell. So is this thread. 1/10 made me respond

[Anonymous No.11200152]

fire or diablo isn't even that hot. diablo is actually pretty flavorful.

[Anonymous No.11200162]

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.11200164]

>>11200134
I bet you were the kid that spit food out on the dinner table and said EWWW TOO SPICY. Your mother only used a bit of pepper

[Anonymous No.11200167]

>>11200134
I literally had my entire large intestine surgically removed (because of Ulcerative Colitis). That means I don't have the benefits of bile salt filtering and feel 100% of the burn when shitting out the aftermath of spicy food. And even I don't think Taco Bell's fire sauce is that bad.

[Anonymous No.11200169]

>>11200134
jeez there's a lot to unpack here
First off all I don't think your story is true and that your whole post is b8
But if it is true (and it isn't) you need to accept that you don't like food as spicy as your friends and that is a failure on no one's part
> taste the fucking food you fucks
cmon bruh it's taco bell, like cmon man, imagine if I served you a brazzilian-dollar cup of coffe and you put $1 soy creamer in it? I'd be like "wtf enjoy the experience" and maybe I'd have a point. But taco bell aint luxury food so there's no way to ruin it. It's garbage food OP like it can only be elevated
You should embrace your "mild" nickname like the gracious friend you are, like now you can eat a piece of celery and be like "ow too spicy" just like those already-outdated twitter memes and HOW your fictional normie co workers WILL LAUGH and you will FUCK THEM inside this anecdote that exists only in a virtual mental space
But to be 100% real with everyone, fire and diablo taste like ass. I love the spice but i don't like the flavor. Hot all the way baybee (unless they bring back volcano)

[Anonymous No.11200173]

Do you know Mark the mint man?

[Anonymous No.11200178]

>>11200149
> the insanely mild 'fire' sauce

Someone doesn't watch game grumps, they rag on that shit all the time and the comments usually agree about that being pretty bad for most people

[Anonymous No.11200215]

nothing Taco Bell has offered has been that hot

Fire, Diablo, Volcano, that Sriracha they had for a little bit, anything and everything is perfectly tolerable if you're not some poor little wh*te boy

[Anonymous No.11200297]

>>11200134
Im now convinced this subtle bait topic is a discord based psy-op. You cannot convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11200306]

>>11200215
Volcano was legit too hot

[Anonymous No.11200374]

>>11200178
>>11200306
Try this, then tell me that any taco bell sauce is hot. This isn't even all that bad and it's still 50x hotter

[Anonymous No.11200553]

Mild tastes like hot, Hot has the best taste with some spice, Fire just tastes gross. Diablo sauce is okay if you want more spice, but the Fire-Roasted salsa was the best sauce they had.

[Anonymous No.11200563]

Mild tastes like nothing, Hot has the best taste with some spice, Fire just tastes gross. Diablo sauce is okay if you want more spice, but the Fire-Roasted salsa was the best sauce they had.

[Anonymous No.11200590]

>>11200134
M I L D
M I K E

[Anonymous No.11200597]

>falling for the hot sauce Jew
Hot sauce was invented to allow retards to taste anything after they have fully destroyed their palate

[Anonymous No.11200599]

>>11200590
that's funny, because literally all chiliheads are white males, while I've never seen a nigger that can handle even something as mild as tabasco

[Anonymous No.11200601]

>>11200134
You sound like an insufferable faggot, mild mike.

[Anonymous No.11200605]

>>11200162
You're definitepy not invited to the cookout

[Anonymous No.11200608]

>>11200599
You're doing great, sweetie

[Anonymous No.11200626]

>>11200134
>Mild means 5/10

Mild is 3/10, 5/10 is medium

fucking mild mike fuck off

[Anonymous No.11200656]

>>11200134
lmao okay Mild Mike.

[Anonymous No.11200691]

>>11200134
>mild mike

[Anonymous No.11200733]

>>11200626
Mild MEANS medium retard, it's essentially the same fucking word.

Tomato base salsa or nacho cheese 1/10-2/10 in spice
Mild or medium usually 5/10 sometimes 4/10 or 6/10
Hot, southwest style, Wasabi, Siracha 7.5-8.5/10
Fire sauce, scorcher, XXhot, (that little pepper some chinese places have on the menu for items) = 10/10

Then you just get into shitville, which only people who unironically use the boomer/zoomer shit go to "oh look at me hurr I get exta hot stuff at halal guys! wow anon look 5 lines of the hot stuff!"

[Anonymous No.11200778]

>>11200134
Start building up your tolerance to heat. Push your limits, anon.

[Anonymous No.11200798]

>>11200134
>being a mild mike

[Noko No.11201062]

>>11200149
Why the fuck would you reslond to an ad... Oh wait fuck. Down with amerikkka! Happu 9/11!

[Anonymous No.11201120]

>>11200162
This copypasta needs more spice.
Part of why white people traveled the world was because we loved finding and incorporating new spices from other cultures into our food.
If anything, it's non-white people who need to step up their spice game and get on whites' level.

[Anonymous No.11201137]

>>11200162
Tl;dr
Also neck yourself you clearly dont understand why spicy food is the GOAT you stormnigger.

[Anonymous No.11201161]

>>11200134
Americans are just fucking weird. How they used to be the greatest country in the world I'll never understand

[Anonymous No.11201171]

>>11200134
Ah, a fellow wussy pussy. Those jarred jalapenos, am I right? I might die for a year if I touched one
I'm not good at sarcasm, but I'm not a girl like you

[Anonymous No.11201173]

>>11200134
Holy shit lookit this Mild Mike. Fire is the baseline for flavor, Diablo is the sauce of choice. Put a packet of that shit in a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos and experience peak Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.11201193]

>>11200134
>mild mike
I kek'd.
Fire sauce is not fucking hot at all.
But for some reason its only when I eat it that I literally squirt out taco bell the next day and its a spicy squirt.

[Anonymous No.11201211]

>Beefy crunch is back
>Just got food poisoning from a different restaurant
I have the worst luck. God damn.

[Anonymous No.11201301]

>>11200134
ABSOLUTE MILDMAN

[Anonymous No.11201303]

>>11201161
I wouldn't say America was ever the greatest country in the world, but rather the richest. And I don't think wealth=greatness. But since we were the richest we also cut a LOT of corners, and you're beggining to see the consequences of that corner cutting in full steam today.

[Anonymous No.11201325]

Fire sauce and diablo are not hot but the regular hot sauce tastes better. And I don't mean in a "too hot to taste anything" way, fire sauce especially has that gnarly chemical after taste to it.

[Anonymous No.11201331]

>>11200134
>he thinks diablo is hot
Loving every laugh

[Anonymous No.11201332]

>>11201303
We are better than the faggot countries where their governments are arresting thousands for saying "faggot" and offending people online. We have our problems but at least we don't have to lick boots and hold our tongues for fear of arrest.

[Anonymous No.11201333]

>>11200162
>You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances

This entire post made me kek.

[Anonymous No.11201345]

>>11201325
I think it's got a little pepper extract in it, of the quality you expect too, not Blair's. Even good extract sauces have that odd taste

[Anonymous No.11201602]

>>11200733
>Siracha 7.5-8.5/10
what?

[Anonymous No.11202120]

>>11200134
>get 4 for me and a thing of nacho sauce to make my spicy nacho dipping sauce
That's over 2k calories, for one meal. Just how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.11202154]

>>11200134
you live in a trailer park don't you

[Anonymous No.11202160]

>>11200162
I will be using this as future pasta for future spicy threads

[Anonymous No.11202165]

>>11200134
>'Mild Mike'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.11202194]

SUP MELLOW MIKE

[Anonymous No.11202282]

>>11200134
>4 burritos in a single seating
>can't handle spice
how fat and white are you?

[Anonymous No.11202333]

Didn't you post roughly the same thing in another thread?

[Anonymous No.11202341]

>>11202333

Its...its almost as if...this entire board is infested with shitposters!

[Anonymous No.11203051]

>>11202333
>>11185813

[Anonymous No.11203053]

>>11203051
whoops wrong post but in that thread

[Anonymous No.11203175]

>MILD MIKE

Going to use this one

[Anonymous No.11203539]

>>11200134
You legit had the options to a: not insist that 'mild' was 'spicy', and b: not try to convince your coworkers that mixing two premade sauces together was some kind of recipe that you could teach them how to make. You're the one who started shit.

[Anonymous No.11203744]

>>11200134
>yeah well some of us aren't trying to shit out or intestines or burn out stomach lining

You are a fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.11203750]

>>11200162
>spiciness is anti-white

It sure is you white pussy

>muh degeneracy

Found the incel

[Anonymous No.11203756]

>>11201120
>whites' level

Have another salisbury steak faggot

[Anonymous No.11203769]

>>11200134
The problem for me with the "diablo" sauce isn't the heat, as I like habanero hot sauces. Its the flavor. It has a really strange, unappealing flavor for me. The other three taste fine, but that one puts me off. I'm aware they are probably all exactly the same ingredients and process, just more capsaicin per level, but still something bothers me about that one alone.

[Anonymous No.11203781]

>the Virgin Mild Mike
>the Chad Ghost Pepper Gary

[Anonymous No.11204165]

>>11203750
lmao, you just got trolled by your own "amigo".

[Anonymous No.11204177]

>>11203769
the diablo sauce has citrus (lime?) in it too

[Anonymous No.11204217]

>>11200134
Yeesh calm down milkd mike you're getting pretty worked up maybe you need to lay off your special "spicy" sauce

[Anonymous No.11204218]

>>11204177
I noticed that flavor and said so to my friend, but I read the ingredients and I think it wasn't listed there as such, at least, as any form of "lime" or even "citric acid" in any more order of % than the rest of their sauce packets do, could be remembering wrong. I love lime, lemon, citrus, etc. but it does not blend well with their original sauce mix.

[Anonymous No.11205412]

>>11204218
I agree anon. I always go with Fire because it still has that authentic taco Bell sauce taste

[Anonymous No.11205438]

>>11205412
I tried that Diablo sauce a few weeks back and I didn't like the taste either. Wasn't very hot, it just tasted funky. I don't really Taco Bell, or any fast food for that matter, all that much. So no point in me trying a new sauce.

I know it's not a taco sauce, but this is what I like to use. It's the perfect amount of heat and tastes good.

[Anonymous No.11205450]

>>11200134
>fire diablo
>yeah well some of us aren't trying to shit out or intestines or burn out stomach lining
how goddamned weak are you
>>11200162
oh nazi weak, makes sense