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What to bring to potluck for my college class? It has to be something I can buy. I want these sorority whores. I'm literally the only who hasn't put what they're gonna bring on the list.

Halp!

>> No.11199480

post the list faggot

>> No.11199481

literally anything with MSG and lard, but call it vegan

>> No.11199484

I want Taylor to potfuck me.

>> No.11199488

>>11199475
Is that Jase Robertson's wife?

>> No.11199494

>>11199475
Red beans and rice, learn to cook boy

>> No.11199537

>>11199475
make toast ahead of time, slice avocado and put some lemon juice on it to keep it from browining. declare it as make-your-own avocado toast, but all the accouterments are white stereotypes.

>> No.11199545

Make enchiladas

I once brought a boat load of enchiladas to a lab potluck and was hailed a Master chef for the following years even though they were pretty basic

>> No.11199548
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>>11199475
Is it a wh*te sorority? Run, and run quickly as far away as you can get, they're the epitome of modern day succubi and will not only suck out your precious bodily fluids, but your entire social and economic future as well.

>> No.11199553

>>11199548
what race of sorority is any different?

>> No.11199581
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>>11199537
This. OP you are basically asking what foods should I bring that thots will eat. Here's one list.

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>>11199548
Banshees are cutest cryptid

>> No.11199799

>>11199480
Gabriella- Chips n Dip
Derrick- Family Secret Chicken Souffle
Raelynn- Brownies
Cassandra- Red velvet cake
Rosie- Pecan Pie
Jerome - Jerk Chicken
Carrie- Devilled Eggs
Tanisha- Hot n Ready Little Caesars
Karina- Tamales
Jacob- Soda
David- Macaroni and Cheese
Brianna- Roast chicken (the one they sell at Wal-Mart)
Sarah - Utensils etc

I'm gonna look like a fucking loser if I don't bring anything guys...

>> No.11199810

>>11199475
I wanna eat taytay

>> No.11199812

>>11199799
>Family Secret Chicken Souffle
There is going to be cum in it.

>> No.11199822

>>11199799
Pigs in a blanket

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You guy's aren't any help.....

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>>11199484
I thought I was the only one

>> No.11199885

>>11199799
There's not a lot in the way of side dishes. Bring something along those lines

>> No.11199895
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>>11199475
taytay thread?

>> No.11199984

>>11199799
Only one person is bringing something to drink. Maybe try to get some non-soda beverage.

21+? try sangria or mulled wine depending on the temperature. Otherwise hot apple cider, horchata, or perhaps some 'exotic' beverage you stumbled upon. Lots of melanin enriched names here, how about kool-aid?

>> No.11199994

>>11199984
Heck a gallon or two of milk (chocolate?) might be in order.

>> No.11200013

>>11199984
Raelynn is pure aryan believe it or not. Her name was a combo of her parents.
(Ray) + (lynn)

>> No.11200022

>>11199799
three chicken dishes...

>> No.11200034

>>11199481
This, make miso soup packed full of carrots potatoes onions and mushrooms. Tell everyone it's vegan. Instagram sluts will wet themselves

>> No.11200041

>>11199885
This, like a potato salad or something. Piss easy to make and cheap.

>> No.11200068

>>11199799
>Jerome - Jerk Chicken
hell yeah

>> No.11200100

>>11200013
>Raelynn is pure aryan believe it or not. Her name was a combo of her parents.
(Ray) + (lynn)
Kek, I would hate to be named like that.
But seriously, some other drink might be good. Tea or coffee perhaps. Arnold palmer has some good stuff even if its sugar level is equal to soda.

>> No.11200102

>>11200013
What a retarded idea. Now she has to call her daughter Chadraelynn and their names will get longer and longer down the generations.

>> No.11200267

>>11200102
Nah. Take a look at Mexican last names for a good example of how to do it. Two people get married and have a boy. Their family names get split and fused. The male line takes precedence. So the kid gets something like RiveraDiaz (MaleFemale). That boy gets married and has a kid. They take the first parts of both of their last names and make a new one. Say the kid gets married toa girl with last name PazRosado. The new child gets the name RiveraPaz.
It keeps the father's name going for at least a generation.

Just take the nicest parts of the names that work together, and make a new one.

>> No.11200544

>>11200267
That's a way. It's still retarded to mutilate two perfectly good names to make an abomination of a new one.

>> No.11200581

>>11200034
>>11199494
>>11199537
>>11199545
>>11200041
Guy's please it has to be from the store.
Fuck

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>>11199475

>> No.11200594

What if I bring Buffalo Wild Wings?

>> No.11200673

Actually would Ice cream

>> No.11200717

>>11199799
>Tanisha- Hot n Ready Little Caesars
God damn it, Tanisha.

>> No.11200847

>>11200581
>Too lazy to cook or prepare something for 5 mins
>Decides to go to a potluck
Your the kind of cunt that thinks "bring a plate" to a party means just bringing a bag of Doritos, kind of hiding them then taking the bag back home with you, aren't you?

If you're that fucking lazy just but a box/bag of salad greens and put dressing on it. Wah la. Bone apple tits.

>> No.11200867

>>11199799
BRING MORE SODA FAGGOT

>> No.11200910

>>11199799
Bring vodka

>> No.11200966

>>11199799
Bring better utensils than that lazy nigger Sarah

>> No.11201011

>>11200847
I think its more of a rule that the classmates don't want to get shown up by someone with a high effort dish that makes them look cheaper and lazier then they already are

I mean Tanisha is bringing a fucking 5$ pizza

>> No.11201064

>>11199799
Make a fucking salad. There's nothing green on that list and this is a sorority.

Here's a very easy but delicious dressing to use, it will blow people's minds.
1/3 soy sauce
1/3 sesame oil
1/3 lime juice
a few cloves of garlic sliced as thinly as you can (truffle slicer is perfect but you probably don't have one)
sprinkle of sesame seeds
dash of tarragon
dash of marjoram
a grind or two of pepper

Slice the garlic and let it soak in the dressing, it will take the edge of it and it will be edible later.

Then, chop the salad, add to dressing only a few minutes before you serve or it will go soggy.

Tomato, roma, grape or cherry tomato for preference
Spanish Onion (the red one)
Lettuce, Romaine or Cos are best, Butter Lettuce is the next choice, avoid Iceberg unless you have no choice
Baby Spinach leaves
Lightly cooked asparagus or broccoli

If you wanted some meat, the right choice is smoked duck but you could also use smoked chicken. Honestly, I wouldn't because there's fuckloads of meat already. You could throw in some cashews maybe but I still wouldn't bother, you can present this as a side to all the fucking meat everyone's brining. Smoked tofu and Chinese mock duck are also good things to use but not today.

>> No.11201070

>>11200581
Key Lime Pie.
/thread

>> No.11201989

>>11199484
...like, shove a pot up your ass?

>> No.11203023

>>11200102
That what happens to Sri Lankan names, they just tack on whatever father name grandfather name local village name etc etc

You end up with names like Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas