/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11193827]

What does /ck/ like to eat when they’re baked af

[Anonymous No.11193885]

Usually roasted chickpeas or Doritos with mountain Dew. Melon is also great. I find it difficult to eat large meals while high for some reason.

[Anonymous No.11193886]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.11193907]

This

[Anonymous No.11193909]

Well done pizza

I want that shit crispy and maybe even a little burnt.

[Anonymous No.11193915]

Smoking weed is for kids and mexicans anon.

[Anonymous No.11193917]

>>11193827
I never get so loaded on anything that I can't still function and take care of what I need to, so it's really whatever I feel like cooking. Last night it was red beans and rice topped with fresh green onion and parsley.

[Anonymous No.11193921]

>>11193915
So is playing video games and posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.11193928]

i like to eat le epic weed when i smoke that epic cush

[Anonymons No.11193993]

quesadillas!

[Anonymous No.11194024]

>>11193827
Ice cream or chips with sour cream dip

[Anonymous No.11194093]

>>11193827
Plebs will tell you things like Nachos, Pizza, Chips, Tacos etc. These are drunk foods, not "stoner" foods.

Patricians will tell you fruit, as fresh as possible, and eaten with your hands. It becomes a sensory experience when stoned or tripping. Sometimes the fruit can even interact with the high as with grapefruit and DXM.

[Anonymous No.11194100]

>>11193827
The only time I can eat chocolate is when I’m baked. Otherwise it’s way too sweet and rich.
Some favorites of mine:
>chicken bacon and ranch quesadilla
>chicken wings
>home-made fried chicken
>sour gummy worms

[Anonymous No.11194105]

>>11194093
You sound really faggy

[Anonymous No.11194106]

>>11194093
Forgot to mention this in my post.
Step into the shower and devour some fruit like an animal. No cleanup and it feels awesome.

[Anonymous No.11194109]

>>11193827
Bullets.

[Anonymous No.11194118]

>>11194109
>the law is a good moral compass
Lmao @ ur life

[Anonymous No.11194149]

>>11194118
The law is a better moral compass than your hedonism, degenerate.

[Anonymous No.11194156]

>>11194149
Smoking weed isnt hedonistic

[Anonymous No.11194157]

>>11194149
Pro tip: it’s legal for an adult to use cannabis (just like alcohol) in many states

[Anonymous No.11194175]

>>11194157
When states defy federal law doesn't end well.

[Anonymous No.11194207]

>>11194175
>federal government supposed to represent the people
>over half the population supports legalization
>still illegal
When a government stops listening to its citizens, you have to take things into your own hands

[Anonymous No.11194220]

>>11193827
a bullet
never been high before btw

[Anonymous No.11194223]

>>11194175
We’ve reached levels of bootlicking That shouldn’t even be possible

[Anonymous No.11194228]

>>11194223

[Anonymous No.11194262]

>>11194109
>>11194175
Enjoy your perpetually corrupt two party system faggot

[Anonymous No.11194272]

>>11194262
>mfw Americans think about whatever irrelevant shithole you live in so little that they can't even point to it on a map.

[Anonymous No.11194309]

>>11193827
pussy

[Anonymous No.11194311]

The bread i baked you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.11195045]

>>11194272
>celebrating ignorance

[Anonymous No.11195804]

>>11194093
this is the correct answer, especially mango. you become animal who only understands mango and the need to consume mango. shit is sublime

[Anonymous No.11195870]

snyders honey mustard flavor bruh

[Anonymous No.11195937]

>>11193827
Fruits and vegetables mostly; occasionally some hard cheese.

[Anonymous No.11196079]

>>11193827
>meme drugs

[Anonymous No.11196087]

>>11194118
>>11194149
>>11194157
>Morality based arguments
t.slaves

[Anonymous No.11196095]

>>11194228
This isn't even the correct stereotype. Had you posted a slovenly hedonistic neckbread or a fat cowboy larping texan you might have a point.

[Anonymous No.11196101]

>>11193827
I usually eat pre-made lasagna. The cheap shit from the supermarket that actually tastes real good.

[Anonymous No.11196120]

>>11194149
Hedonism is the only way

[Anonymous No.11196124]

>>11193827
Spicy chips or pasta

[Anonymous No.11196871]

>>11193827
Sweet chili Doritos with hummus or queso to dip into
Or if I'm feeling fancy cheese/meat platter with crackers and some fresh fruit.
If I'm pretty pinching or a couple of days off getting paid then microwave popcorn, cuz that shits like .50c a bag

[Anonymous No.11196876]

>>11194093
u rite
>>11194105
u aint

[Anonymous No.11196881]

>>11193827
lots and lots of celery and cucumbers
fresh, cold, crunchy, low-calorie high-fiber shit so I can eat a lot of it and feel satiated without blowing out my calorie count for the day

[Anonymous No.11196882]

>dude weed cure's the cancer

[Anonymous No.11196886]

Honestly I like to jack off to the deliverance rape scene when I’m baked.

[Anonymous No.11196925]

>>11194149

>being this much of a bootlicker

[Anonymous No.11196993]

>>11193827
DUDE WEED MAKES ME FORGET HOW PATHETIC MY LIFE IS

[Anonymous No.11196998]

>>11193827
A bullet.

[Anonymous No.11197013]

>>11196993
>>11196998
Heeeeellllllllooooooo al/ck/oholics!!!!

[Anonymous No.11197022]

>>11197013
Both are degenerate in their own special way.

[Anonymous No.11197023]

I absolutely can't eat while high but once I wind down I get hungry.

[Anonymous No.11197055]

>>11193827
Fruits, the one and only patrician choice when high on some good weed, my friend

[Anonymous No.11197061]

>>11194093
This

[Anonymous No.11197072]

>>11197013
Life is my high. Moments of achievement, with the satisfaction of knowing I earned them, is the only "trip" I need in life.

[Anonymous No.11197084]

>>11197055

[Anonymous No.11197241]

>>11193827
I'd like to know this.
Allergic to thc and thc accessories so I'll never know

[Anonymous No.11197502]

haha weed

[Anonymous No.11197508]

My wife's white lasagna. It's got ground turkey instead of ground beef, Alfredo sauce instead of red sauce, and spinach. The pasta and cheeses are the same as a regular lasagna. It's fucking awesome. It's not necessarily better than a beefy red lasagna, but it's different. I very seriously recommend this dish to everyone in the world.

[Anonymous No.11197519]

mashed potatoes is my goto when im high af. Easy to make from the box, but also fun to us real potatoes when stoned if I have them. I've never made gravy myself high, i should do that next time

[Anonymous No.11197588]

>>11193827
Hummus and unsalted pita chips, basically anything kinda salty that isn't overly greasy. Also sweets that aren't excessively sugary like the rice pudding I make. My ability to appreciate different components of flavor really comes out high, so I prefer more subtle tasting foods or things with a complex flavor profile.

>>11193885
Large meals make me throw up if I'm high.

>>11194093
Sadly the taste of fruit is too strong for me to handle when high. It's definitely a sensory experience but it's overwhelming. Fruits that interact with THC coupled with fats enhance the high for sure though, so a full-fat mango lassi is a choice drink to help you knock your edibles back. Smoking is the pleb's way of getting stoned.

[Anonymous No.11197629]

>pizza (drinking coke or vanilla milkshake)
>boneless fried chicken (drinking coke)
>burgers (drinking coke or vanilla milkshake)
>spicy cream cheese meatballs (drinking coke)
>pasta (drinking coke)
>real mexican tacos (drinking coke)

all week i eat healthy shit and get a little bit high before bed but saturdays and sundays im stupid high all day and have one or two of those meals.

[Anonymous No.11197651]

>>11193993
This shit right here. Fried crispy in butter, topped with salt and chili powder fresh out the pan, serve with sour cream and tapatio

[Anonymous No.11197836]

If you're a G you eat raspberries and yogurt and you leave a few raspberries out and go pass out in another room and then you get to play the game with the deodorant can and the lighter and the 50 fucking fruit flies.

[Anonymous No.11197850]

>>11193921
Gottem

[Anonymous No.11198302]

>>11197072
This is a reddit reply. Do not respond seriously.

[Anonymous No.11198315]

>>11196886

[Anonymous No.11198626]

>>11197072
Getting dubs isn’t an achievement

[quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.11198965]

>>11193827
offal

[Anonymous No.11199868]

>>11194093
This. Nothing like making a pipe from one half of a big sweet pear than eating the other half after

[Anonymous No.11200209]

Popcorn with lawrys

[Anonymous No.11200217]

>>11194106
Thats fucking brilliant

[Anonymous No.11200218]

>>11195870
Absolutely this

[Anonymous No.11200488]

>>11193827
Grocery store sushi, Runts, and fresh fruit are all top tier when high.

[Anonymous No.11200498]

>>11193827
burrito made with ground beef and pimento cheese. Homemade pimento cheese, none of that store-bought shit.
You can thank me later.

[Anonymous No.11200928]

>>11193827
Love the mouth feel

[Anonymous No.11202020]

Anything, but fruit is the most consistently amazing and causes the least regrets.

[Anonymous No.11202067]

Water for the fucking cottonmouth.

[Anonymous No.11202077]

>>11193827
Chicken noggers

[Anonymous No.11202610]

>>11193827
Doritos and Dew

[Anonymous No.11202897]

>>11194093
Mangoes are good, but figs are top tier too.
Fruit and water/tea/coffee has always been my pairing for weed. Sometimes wine.

[Anonymous No.11202918]

>>11202897
I'll add dark chocolate, rice pudding and good cheese(like grilled raw milk camembert) when I really got the munchies.

[Anonymous No.11203536]

>>11196087
>slave morality means that I should forfeit the opportunity to have mastery over myself
It's almost like you are deliberately trying to be an Untermensch

[Anonymous No.11203588]

For me it's a great time juice sautees. Ex;
Source onions into strips, dice some mushrooms, little jalepeno.

Get your pan HOT

Thrown onion in pan get it a little loose and not quite translucent, throw in those mushrooms, brown slightly, splash some juice in there (I typically use something tart and acidic with low sugar content, that 100% juice stuff, but if I'm doing more a glaze with a slow bake, opposite) throw your jalapeno in keep it all moving till the juice is evaporated, boom! Throw that on anything. The higher I am the more elaborate the meal I prepare for myself.

Tonight though, I'm doing stuffed bell peppers, shredded chicken, sun dried tomatoes, spinach, mushrooms. Broccoli tots as a side. Made banana coconut psuedo cookies this morning but I'm not in love with em so might trade out the dessert for something else...

[Anonymous No.11203622]

>willfully damaging your brain

Lots Of Laughs

[Anonymous No.11203636]

FUNYUNS.

[Anonymous No.11203651]

>>11194149
Holy shit get a load of this faggot lmoa

[Anonymous No.11203923]

>>11203622
>willfully being a prude
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.11203984]

>>11193827
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.11203991]

>>11197508
I genuinely want to thank you for this suggestion. Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.11204000]

>>11193827
Cheese

[Anonymous No.11204017]

>>11193827
spaghetti aglio olio with parsley and maggi

[Anonymous No.11204492]

>>11193827
Flamin hot cheetos fries

[Anonymous No.11204525]

>>11193827
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.11204559]

For me it's sauce on top pizza. The best kind of pizza.

[Anonymous No.11204563]

For me it's sauce on top pizza. The best kind of pizza.

[Anonymous No.11204576]

Fun tip.

Dry mouth/sore throat are almost instantly healed by strawberries when its because of weed. They are also delicious.

Dont smoke more than $40 a month unless you are a passionate grower. Weed wont kill you or ruin your life(unless you are a full on mentally addicted pot head) and $40 with a small pipe(water is best) will keep you in top form mentally and physically.

Bongs are a waste of weed, and if you do dabs you are a degenerate.

Edibles are free game but make a day around them and not something daily.

[Anonymous No.11204590]

>>11204576
addition, be smart with it. Its a very easy drug to do all the time because of its 00000000.1% chance of death unless allergic and a slightly higher but low chance of inducing a psychosis break/ego death or schizo which would have happened at some point anyways. $40-$60 of good weed once a month with proper intake goes a long fucking way.

[Anonymous No.11204598]

>>11197072
t. Hank Hill

[Anonymous No.11204615]

>>11204576
>bongs are a waste of weed

Small pipes are a waste, man. If you're remotely good at smoking you can clear the whole bowl. and get every last bit of smoke. With a hand pipe you're taking a hit with a smoke-spewing cherry that's probably going to be burning while you're exhaling

[Anonymous No.11204626]

>>11204576
just get one of the vape pens

[Anonymous No.11204636]

>>11193827
Sayajin fewd

[Anonymous No.11204643]

>>11204615
No, ive done both extensively, if you dont smoke all the time small pipes are perfect, just do a proper grind, not with a grinder but with hands. Bongs go way too fast. Trust me, I used to bong hit everyday for a year.

Smaller=better and pacing your highs gets you just as high
>>11204626
Always a worse high so far imo.

[Anonymous No.11204702]

>>11204615
I just smoke too much with bongs. It's a waste because I get higher than I would like to

Pax pen is king

[Anonymous No.11206018]

>>11198302
Reddit has more dedicated stoners than 4chan. Don't even try to pretend we're cool.

[Anonymous No.11206024]

When I drink lean I always make sure to eat some fried rice in a pan with vegetables and a shit ton of hot ketchup while playing town of Salem. It's a tradition

[Anonymous No.11206035]

>>11194093
i get where you're coming from anon, and respect it
but really, patricians would say cook
being stoned is the perfect time to tunnel; you can only do exactly one thing at a time, so cooking is fucking fantastic
you get lost in everything you're doing to the food as it develops its flavor
fucking fantastic

[Anonymous No.11207035]

>>11193827
Garlic stuffed olives covered in tahini sauce.
Cheetos
Pizza
Veggies and hummus
Sunchips
Beef jerky

[Anonymous No.11207061]

Only virgin-lunged faggots get the "munchies".

[Anonymous No.11207157]

>>11193907
This dude gets it. This plus one of the monsters with the plastic disk on the top is god tier when baked

[Anonymous No.11207292]

Pizza, potato chips and dill pickles are all solid choices

[Anonymous No.11207329]

>>11194149
good thing it's legal where I live
even the cops think they've got better things to do than police fucking stoners
we have an opioid problem, a homeless problem, and crime is up 25% over 5 years

[Anonymous No.11207335]

>>11193909
No toppings, anon?

[Anonymous No.11207343]

>>11207335
Toppings depend on the mood and if it's just for me, or for me and someone else.


I usually like thin sliced pepperoni and ricotta.

[Anonymous No.11207347]

>Love to smoke weed
>Struggle with bulimia for 10+ years
>Get super munchies
mfw

[Anonymous No.11207409]

Get these from Costco. You know when you bake something with cheese on it and a bit of the cheese drips onto the baking sheet where it chars and makes a crispy, salty umami cheese chip for you to break off and eat? This is an entire bag of those

[Anonymous No.11207478]

>>11203923
Amazing the levels of cope people will go to in order to not have to deal with the fact that they are a druggie

[Anonymous No.11207504]

>>11207409
But you can get the Amazon 12 pack shipped directly to your door anon. Good call on this shit though, these are a special kind of snack. And not the mentally handicapped kind.

[Anonymous No.11207628]

>>11193827
Mmm I want to get baked and eat my bfs cock :^)

[Anonymous No.11207651]

fruits and salad

[Anonymous No.11207655]

>>11207651
What kind?

[Anonymous No.11207674]

>>11207655
banana, apple, cherry tomatoes...
if its salad its a mediterranean salad with lettuce, olive oil, tomato, onion, and some tuna or a filet.

[Anonymous No.11207681]

subway chicken bacon ranch footlong. mmmm I can down one of those without a moment of hesitation

[Anonymous No.11208935]

My signature chili. Which I cooked today for the football game.

It took hours cooking in cast iron. Adding and reducing, adding and reducing. With a side of cornbread baked in cast iron. Fuck it if my team lost. That's a meal.

[Anonymous No.11209761]

the tips off strawberries

[Anonymous No.11210389]

>>11194175
It's called the United States, not the United Federal Government. Power to the states.

[Anonymous No.11210392]

>>11207157
Monster Import? Baked or not, shit is so cash.

[Anonymous No.11210404]

>>11193827
DUDEWEED

I don't taste anything when I'm high. I just mindlessly shovel food in my mouth. I appreciate cooking and flavors so I actually stopped entirely.

If you're looking for advice, I recommend getting high and consuming goylent.

[Anonymous No.11210521]

>get really fucking high
>end up cleaning my appartment, making my bed, going through the refrigerator and cabinets and organizing
>cook a huge ass meal
>munchies mostly gone by this point so have left over for the week
It's a Sunday ritual at this point.

[Anonymous No.11210532]

>>11209761
man i ate strawberries on shrooms once, shit was awful. there was no taste at all, not good or bad, just purely no taste, but the texture was terrible. felt like i was gnashing up my own gums.

[Anonymous No.11212088]

Skittles/Pizza

[Anonymous No.11212149]

>>11194093
Depends on the drugs, but it seems like anything that's remotely empathogenic (?) make people crave fruit. Alcohol makes you crave greasy shit, and weed just weird stuff.

[Anonymous No.11212156]

>>11194093
Eating grapefruit can inhibit the CYP-3A4 enzyme, which reduces oral absorption in some drugs..

If CYP-3A4 is inhibited you can increase the oral absorption by 90%.

I've heard similar shit about people who take shrooms and drink OJ, which apparently makes the trip more intense. You should be more careful.

[Anonymous No.11212165]

>>11212156
Just to add, by increasing oral absorption by 90% you can literally die.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3589309/
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/49774266_The_effect_of_grapefruit_juice_on_drug_disposition

[Anonymous No.11212177]

Pear is the most god tier stoner food, it just has to be properly matured and sweet.

Also oranges and apples.

If not for fruit, then kebab with only meat and sauces.

[Anonymous No.11212196]

>>11193827
There's a lack of hatred for weed smokers in this thread. Pretty weird.

Also, black coffee with an everything bagel with cream cheese and a banana/orange.

>>11212177
I adore Bartlett pears. Probably one of my favorite fruits.

[Anonymous No.11212286]

Beefy five layer burritos and baja blast.

[Anonymous No.11212297]

>>11212156
Huh I always wondered why grapefruit was on so many warning labels for prescriptions

[Anonymous No.11213248]

>>11193827
alcohol
all this fruit talk makes me wanna try a mango with it though

[Anonymous No.11213480]

>>11194093
i usually don't go fully into one flavor profile, but prefer to alternate between them. i enjoy cold red grapes, and i do have some pickled carrots and asparagus...

[Anonymous No.11213520]

>>11193907
Woah

[Anonymous No.11214593]

>>11193827
cheetos

[Anonymous No.11214611]

>>11193907
i NEEDS it bros where the fuck can i get em

[Anonymous No.11215250]

What does /ck/ eat when they're tripping balls?
For me it's mangos.

[Anonymous No.11215557]

>>11193827
i went to a totally average sports bar once while stoned out of my gourd and just absolutely murdered a plate of pizza fries. every bite was pure ecstasy