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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=64&v=ZGYTlLcuxXc

>> No.11167888

>>11167879
Did she say the N word? That's fucking offensive. We need to shut this channel down.

>> No.11167894

She looks like she fucks whitebois.

>> No.11167896

>>11167894
I bet this is true. I bet that's where she picked up that hateful language.

>> No.11167943

Yeah, but not bread and butter pickles. Those make me want to throw up.

>> No.11167953

>>11167879
God I wish I was that pickle.

>> No.11167955

Fuck you Abraham Lincoln

>> No.11168025 [DELETED] 

>>11167888
I reported the video.
Disgusting language at 0:18.

>> No.11168180

>>11167879
yeah yeah but why is her tongue yellow?

>> No.11168302

>>11168180
Pickle juice

>> No.11168306

>>11168302
but she didnt eat the pickle yet

>> No.11168316

>>11168306
She had a pickle before filming the video

>> No.11168319

>>11168316
why is she so excited for this one then?
also how do you know?

>> No.11168323
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11168323

pickle in a bag is my go to gas station snack

>> No.11168324

>>11167879
Good grief - someone giver her some tranquilizers.

>> No.11168327

Honestly the thought of eating a gigantic pickle makes me gag. The flavor is too much

>> No.11168328

>>11168323
I used to stab them with straws and drink the innards, then close the pouch up with a binder clip and save half for later

>> No.11168336

pickle juice is just brine right?
wouldnt it dehydrate you?

>> No.11168337

>>11167879
That monkey is confused over this sour banana.

>> No.11168341

>>11168337
Fuck off with the racism dumb cac

>> No.11168351

>>11168341
whats wrong with racism?

>> No.11168363

>>11168351
absolutely nothing, everyone is racist, even that soyboy you are responding to.

>> No.11168366

>>11168336

gatorade has salt in it, does that dehydrate you?

>> No.11168370

>>11168366
i dont know
does it?

>> No.11168372
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11168372

>>11168341
>>11168363
Breathe deeply, and open a Soylent goys.

>> No.11168383

>>11168366
Your body needs salt after physical activity.

>> No.11168400

This is the most annoying thot video I've seen in awhile. I would expect this from a white woman, not a black one. Women were a mistake.

>> No.11168409

>>11168383

i know that but >>11168370 doesnt seem to understand.

gatorade has 2/5 electrolytes that are in your blood.

>> No.11168428

i thought isotonic meant that it would have the same osmotic pressure as blood which in my head means it would neither hydrate nor dehydrate.

>> No.11168578

i love black girls ever since a black prostitute let me come inside her raw.

>> No.11168794

>>11167879
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE SO I COULD GET EATEN BY A BLACK GIRL MORTY

>> No.11168815

>>11168578
what could go wrong?

>> No.11168830

>>11167879
That shit was funny especially when it falls out the bag. I've eaten those pickles a lot when hungover, they're pretty sour.

>> No.11168834

>>11167879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUUAu_aiaVw

>> No.11168839
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11168839

>>11168830
>That shit was funny

>> No.11168846

>>11168834
The gas chambers are too good for people who listen to asmr videos.

>> No.11168849

>>11167879
god she's loud and annoying
fuck thats hot

>> No.11168875

>>11167879
She's cute and hot desu I'm crushing. Goofy GFs are the best.

>> No.11168902

>>11168839
She unironically looks like that freak.

>> No.11168921

>>11168366
It probably has a different salt/water ratio than fucking pickle juice, though

>>11168372
Still? Nobody on /pol/ has take 2 minutes to make a more convincing photoshop of that cake yet?

>> No.11168932
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11168932

>>11168400
How is this any different for all the obnoxious male autists that do exaggerated reaction videos?

Also they only do it cause they know people like OP will post it all over the internet and give them tons of clicks. It's a low-effort way to boost their channel's popularity enough to start making money. So the real problem here is the idiots who reward this type of bullshit by sharing and up-dooting their videos.

>> No.11168985

>>11168932
Because men are actually capable of being funny. I do agree with the rest of your post though.

>> No.11169059

>>11167894
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

>> No.11169064

>>11168337
she's cute, obnoxious personality wise but physically gorgeous.

>> No.11169067

>MUKBANG

>> No.11169094

Retarded sound effects is the future of youtube

>> No.11169099
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11169099

I'd like to see a crossover between her and reviewbrah.
Just seeing him quietly introduce the video like usual only to have her hop into the car and introduce herself to the audience.
He'll try to eloquently explain the food item and what it's supposed to be like and she'll just interject "C'MON NIGGA LET'S GO, I AIN'T STALLIN FOR YOU ASS".
You'd see the disgust fester behind his usual quaint demeanor as his nazi rage starts to light the gas chamber of his mind.
He'll start describing the taste and the oiliness while she starts squeeling "SOOOO GOOOOOOD OOOOOO".
Then Reviewbrah will break out his radio for some easy listening and she'll start dancing in the car, rocking back and forth on her fat black ass.
A drop of sweat runs down Reviewbrah's brow as his anger turns into primal lust.
She settles down, looking over to him.
They lock eyes and she bites her lip.
Reviewbrah nervously looks back to the camera and gives the item its final recommendation.
Quelin is never heard from again, her uploads just stop.

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11169314

>them jigaboo dick sucking lips at 1:30

>> No.11169811

>>11169099
Baste and replied

>> No.11169822

>>11167879
not even 3 seconds in the video and she is yelling, wtf?

>> No.11169823

>>11167879
>7
Is this a nigger with down syndrome or a nip with black face?

>> No.11169827

>>11168366
Nah, it's got electrolytes.

>> No.11169904

>>11167894
>>11167896
>>11169059
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmE3GeXFydx/?taken-by=quenblackwell

>> No.11169920
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11169920

>>11169904
based

>> No.11170167

>>11167879
She’s a cute girl.

>> No.11170277

>>11167879
this girl is based as fuck
10/10 would make attractive mixed babies with

>> No.11170300

>>11167879
holy fuck what an obnoxious ape not even 3 seconds in and she's screaming like a fucking primate

>> No.11170316

>>11170277
you're ugly though

>> No.11170339

>>11167879
not gonna lie, I got hard at her dick sucking lips

>> No.11170345

>>11170277
Your babies will inherit purple hair, though. Gross.

>> No.11170349
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11170349

>>11170277
>based as fuck
i want reddit to stop posting, all they do is say cringey, endlessly reposted lines

>> No.11170368

>>11170349
redpilled, really triggered that libcuck soiboi

>> No.11170577

>>11167879
god i wish that were me

>> No.11170585

Got a boner watching this

>> No.11170730

>>11170368
based as fuck

>> No.11170798

>>11167879
A waifu if I've ever seen one

>> No.11170954

>>11169904
That’s obviously her gay bff

>> No.11171260
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11171260

>>11168323
>tfw eating a hot mama

>> No.11172227

Pickles are good

>> No.11172428

>>11167879
God, what an insufferable baboon.

>> No.11172460

Anyone else hate niggers but want to fuck a fine ebony goddess?

>> No.11172465

I fucking hate youtubers

>> No.11173071
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11173071

>>11167879
>>11168323
>1 (ONE) pickle sealed in colorful plastic bag
Amerilard's brain only recognizes something as food if it looks like Snickers?

>> No.11173141

>>11173071
It's called advertising and marketing you communist fuckwit. It's how manufacturers distinguish their product from all the others.

>> No.11173182

Christ, blacks are so cringey. Leave the food reviews to the professionals, like Joey Hernandez from Joey's World Tour.

>> No.11173239

This is a 2018 video?

>> No.11173958
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11173958

>>11173071
>The europoor isnt used to having choices other than government issued rations.

>> No.11174460

>>11167879
I want to wake up next to this person.

>> No.11174465

>>11173141
>>11173958
no we just buy them in jars with the label on the jar itself?
you do know what jars are in the united states don't you?

>> No.11174871

>>11174465
>At gas station
>Want to have a pickle to nourish you on your drive
>Forced to buy an entire jar
Great. Such superior culture.

>> No.11174894

>>11167879
I wanna give her my pickle if ya know what I’m seyin

>> No.11174954

>>11170349
fuck as penis

>> No.11174956

>>11174465
No we've never heard of jars here. Do they sell them on Amazon? Do your cars have pickle jar holders in them?

>> No.11174972

>>11174465
What the fuck is someone like you gonna do with an entire jar of pickles when you don't even own a goddamn refrigerator?

>> No.11175071

>>11174972
Well you don't have to refrigerate pickles in his defense.

>> No.11175089

>>11171260
Underrated post

>> No.11175093

>>11173071
So this is what obsession looks like... Europoor, please... you flatter me.

>> No.11175159

>>11167879
Holy fuck I'd love to lynch this despicable nigger

>> No.11175412

>>11175159
That wasn't a funny or cool thing it say.

>> No.11175556

>>11175159
i'd lynch her with my penis

>> No.11176117

>>11170349
i know it was years before your time
but i actually listen to and follow LiL B the Based God for many years now.
I even attended his lecture at NYU in 2012.
You could say I too am based as fuck.

>> No.11176270
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11176270

>>11174871
>wanting to have only ONE (1) pickle
Lard please. One small jar would only last for 1-2 meals without bread. Not sure if mutt's digestive system can handle so much non fast food tho. Corn syrup is helluva drug.

>> No.11176354

>>11176270
Europoors are so broke they're forced to live off nothing but bread and pickles. lel

>> No.11176435
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11176435

>>11176354
>t. mutt who can only afford ONE (oдин) corn syrup infused pickle in shiny colorful package
How does it feel to pay for advertisement of your food more than for the food itself?

>> No.11176438

who watches this shit

>> No.11176447

>buying an entire jar of pickles to eat in your car from a gas station
do yurolards really do this?

>> No.11176449

>>11176447
Europeans don’t own cars

>> No.11176461

>>11176438
Young people. What saddens me is that this is popular and she has audience that can possibly start to imitate her mildly retarded behavior. And that it is possibly in this day and age to make a ton of money by being a useless waste of oxygen like her.

>> No.11176479

she looks cute as fuck

>> No.11176533

>>11176270
How many well balanced meals does the europoor get from a loaf of bread and jar of pickles? Bahahaha

>> No.11176671

>>11176449
*Can't afford

>> No.11176676

>>11176479
lol, she looks like Patrick Ewing

>> No.11176703

>>11176676
boy he cute as well

>> No.11176854

>>11167879
Why would anyone want to watch this?

>> No.11176931

>>11176117
it is funny to think how that line is eternal cause of him

>> No.11178027

>>11167879
I'd like to give her my pickle, if you know what I mean.

(I mean she seems to really appreciate them so I would be interested to hear her opinion of my home made pickles).

>> No.11178155

>>11176931
we are all blessed
TYBG

>> No.11178563

>>11169099
This is the ultimate beta male fantasy.

>> No.11178586

>>11178027
I'd give her my dick instead

>> No.11178588

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8