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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>pan-fry chicken only to find it's ever so slightly undercooked in the center
>only milk available is muh almond juice
>getting crumbs in your pubes because eating naked

>> No.11151951

>>11151934
Breasts come in all sizes. Just grab them in the fattiest part and twist them over along the grain to see if there's still any pink. If there is throw them back on the heat for another minute or two while you jerk off into the pan sauce.

t. line cook at your favorite tendies spot

>> No.11152070
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>handling spicy peppers
>I can't boop my cat's nose because the capsaicin might sting

>> No.11152101

>>11152070
Get a dog.

>> No.11152154

>>11151934
I can identify with one of those.

>> No.11152184
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>>11151934
>frying an egg
>time to flip
>egg got stuck to the pan in the middle and the egg yolk breaks when I flip
I hate having to douse the egg in oil just to keep it from sticking
I just need a new pan

>> No.11152196

>>11152184
>rare pepe
saved.

>> No.11152236
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>buy cornbread mix
>it looks....... odd
>jackie_chan_what.jpg
>literally what is this even?
>look at box
>*gluten free*
>sad_dog.gif

>> No.11152239

>Buy some spaghetti
>Accidentally buy gluten free

>> No.11152243

>>11151951
Just put it in the deep fryer no one will notice. You can get the fuck out if you decide not to.

>> No.11152272

>'people' with food allergies exist and ruin food for normal humans
why are they even alive?
why weren't they smothered by their parents when they found out they were mutants?

>> No.11152284

>>11152272
People who eat deep fried foods for 40 straight years develop these food allergies. My step mom ate shit tons of bread and pizza every day all day and at 38 she has to eat gluten free now

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>>11152272
>tfw gf is allergic to black pepper
You never really understand how ubiquitous and impactful something is until you don't have it anymore. I season with black pepper now maybe once or twice a year on the rare occasion she's not home when I'm cooking and I live for those days. I don't even understand how she made it this far in life.

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>>11152101
>dogs don't have pain receptors
You jestin'?

>> No.11152312

>>11151934
I've never gotten crumbs in my pubes, but I have gotten plenty of crumbs/sauces in my chest hair. Bad feel.

>> No.11152325

>>11152284
why did she do something so retarded
is she one of those disgusting binge eaters?

>> No.11152975

>>11151934
I let my dog eat the food that falls into my crotch, straight from my crotch.

Very few things are truly win/win in this wprld

>> No.11152999

>>11152975
Whitney Wisconsin pls go

>> No.11153009

>>11152196
>new fag
memed.

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>>11152070
>2018
>not purposely having your cat smell pungent foods so you can see them pull their little head back quickly as they scrunch up their face in disgust
Shiggy