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What's your buffet strategy?

>> No.11144670

i go for the most exotic items. stuff i've never tried before.

i'm there for an adventure.

>> No.11144672

>>11144662
Don't go to them. Ordering off the menu usually provides much better food.
Quality >> Volume

>> No.11144683

Salad
Plate with a little of most things
Soup
A plate with larger amounts of things I liked most
Fruit and/or baked good
Walk out with ice cream cone

>> No.11144686

>>11144662
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.11144689

Remove the breading from everything and bring ziplock bags. Also once i get to the point where i cant shovel down any more food i vomit in the bathroom and return to eating.

>> No.11144692

>>11144662
No rice, maybe some noodles if they look good. Small amount of new things that I want to try and if it's good I go back for seconds. And fill up my plate with my favorite shit on the last round.

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>>11144670

>hoping the person in front of you doesn't take the last pigeon

>> No.11144764
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>> No.11144768

>>11144662
I sincerely hope nobody actually does the things that I see written in these threads

>> No.11144816

I always work out what the main ingredient is and check up the current wholesale price. Meat is usually a good bet to get your money's worth but fruits can be surprisingly expensive, particularly if they're close to being whole. Also, those shitty places where they put food on your plate for you (so you get lots of cheap vegetables and sauce) can sometimes be beaten by claiming that part of your religion states that you should be the last person to handle your food before it reaches your plate.

Also, take a toothbrush and toothpaste in with you so when you empty your stomach, you can remove the taste of vomit from your mouth. It helps to pocket a slice of bread to chew on after you've brushed your teeth before spitting it into the toilet as well (filling up on bread is a waste) to remove the taste of toothpaste. Don't be tempted to use laxatives, these reduce your appetite and, if you take ones strong enough to get food entirely through your body during the time you're at the buffet, the pain will stop you from eating more.

>> No.11144885

>>11144686
RRRREEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.11145034

>>11144662
Try a tiny bit of everything first and then gorge myself on whatever I like the best

>> No.11145081

>>11144662
Get really fucking stoned.
Get slightly drunk.
Pile up plate after plate with everything.
Stop after about 5 plates.
Leave no room for something sweet.

>> No.11145124

>>11144662
Getting there early.

>> No.11145142

>>11144764
what an absolute racket

>> No.11145149

>>11145142
>>11144764

>fill entire box with cooked bacon
>profit

>> No.11145442

Don't be a fatass that needs "strategy" on buffet.

>> No.11145666

>>11144662

meat and seafood first, it's the most expensive, carbs and vegetables and frozen shit is cheap

>> No.11145678

Go up when there aren't many people so my experience isn't ruined by someone saying hi to me.

>> No.11145687

>>11144662
I hope the Migros buffet has veal sausage today !
>alternatively if the Migros buffet doesn't have said sausage
The proposed meat of the day with a shitload of cooked veggies, since both of them are charged by the weight and not per unity.

>> No.11145693

>>11144693
Kek

>> No.11145694

I can't eat very much at once so buffets are a rip off for me. If I go to one I'll just eat meat and maybe a salad if the salad bar isn't abysmal.

Fuck Chinese buffets.

>> No.11145725
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11145725

for me, its gravy skin

>> No.11145748

I just get half a serving of everything if possible, usually gets me a pretty nice plate full of good stuff with still some room left for dessert.
Never refills apart from maybe, just maybe the dessert if it was really damn good.

I've found that going for seconds is actually a bad move since the first serving of everything is usually enough, almost more than enough for a normal sized human bean to be satisfied, anything more and you just ruin that feel.
Then again i dont go to shitty buffets where the sole point is to eat so much you'l literally burst and dont need to eat anything apart from water the next week.

Many really good buffets are actually quite the bargain, they're enough out of sight and have that upscale-feel to them to scare away hambeasts and shitskins yet it only costs like 10-15€~ depending if it's the weekend or not for all-you-can-eat delicious goodies.
Just dress respectably enough, dont behave like a fat sack of shit, know your limits ie preferably no seconds but dont be afraid to get your plate full the first time and most importantly... be white.

>> No.11145751

Cough on the food I want so no one else will take it

>> No.11145781
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>>11145081
my African american with whom I share a platonic relationship

>> No.11145809

eat the food that I enjoy

>> No.11145857

>>11145081
>>11145781
And you both got 81s. Amazing

>> No.11145985

>>11144662
Take all of the meat. All of the nuggets. All of the burgers. All of the bacon. All of the sausage. All of the chicken. All. Of. It. Make into burger and digest.