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Anyone try this? I here it's good.

>> No.11138393

Friendly reminder.

Products that are actually good, don't need viral marketing shlls.
People will buy them because they're good.

Ever seen someone shilling frank's red hot?
>Nope.
>Because its a quality product that people like.

>> No.11138403

>>11138393
i just did.

>> No.11138448

>>11138403
That's the best you've got?
>Lol. What do you think you're doing here?
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.11138461

>>11138393
Franks sucks.

>> No.11138602

>>11138461
It's merely a place-holder, fool.
Insert the name of whatever product you like.
Point is the same.

>> No.11138629

>>11138602
your mother is a product I like to insert things into

>> No.11138631

I've heard it's sweet, which repels me.

>> No.11138673

>>11138393
there are so many things wrong with this post

#1 vark is overpriced hipster ketchup
#2 franks red hot advertises a shit ton
#3 franks red hot isn't good

>> No.11138676

>>11138393
frank's is vinegar and red food coloring

>> No.11138883

I actually bought some 'vark recently, still haven't had a reason to use it yet though since I always use Franks.

>>11138676
Cayenne pepper is more than just red food coloring, anon.

>> No.11139177

>>11138631
I mean it's sweeter than any vinegar hot sauce but it's not sweet by normal standards.

>> No.11139181

>>11138393
>the market economy favors quality ahead of exposure
My word. What a talking you do.

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11139348

>>11138393
99% of varkposting is people just trying to wind people like you up. I, along with most others, aren't ever going to pay $7-$8 for 8oz of zesty ketchup.

Also, in my area Frank's red hot ads are fucking irritating. The "I put that *bleep* on everything!" Radio advertisements play every other segment. I've also seen them put their logo on fast food restaurant menus: "now with Frank's red hot!" Im fairly certain you'll never have to worry about vark sauce hitting that level.

>> No.11139381

>>11138393
>frank's
nice try, shill
and if secret aardvark is shilling here then it must be some kind of next level double reverse psychology considering that 90% of vark threads are nothing but halfassed memes about it being for effeminate cucks and race traitors
unless you think they're legit trying to access that untapped cuck market or something

>> No.11139403

>>11139348.
>to pay $7-$8 for 8oz
OH GOD it cost that much? Bwahahahahaha.

>> No.11139608

>>11139381
Sorry, hard to understand what you are saying with all that noise from your tin foil hat. I'm surprised you didn't cram 9/11 or Jews into that incoherent rant.

>> No.11140480

>>11138883
I can't taste it if it's there

>> No.11140488

>>11139381
Cuck

>> No.11140500

>>11139381
I guess this is a reminder mental illness is real guys.

>> No.11140538

Why do people use anything other than Crystal and el Yucateco?