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Let's be honest with ourselves for a minute
>is there anything she can't do?

>> No.11124267

>>11124263
Be a vegetable.

>> No.11124273

>>11124267
well, that is a relief.

>> No.11124276

>>11124267
Why not, your're a potato...(are you 'one of those' that prefers to spell it with an 'e' at the end?)

>> No.11124280

>>11124276
apologize to dan quayle.

>> No.11124284

>>11124276
hi guys let's rain it back for a minute and go back to appreciating her
>such a humble creature

>> No.11124304

>>11124263
Defeat the hawk menace.

>> No.11124311
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>>11124304

>> No.11124313

>>11124263
Calculus

>> No.11124321

>>11124263
Kill a wolverine

>> No.11124322

are all the chickens we eat female?

>> No.11124325

>>11124263
Be a tender meat without being cooked for hours.

>> No.11124362

>>11124322
yes as they have the most meat,male ones are used for catfood when they are chicks

>> No.11124401

>>11124362
huh. I never knew.

>> No.11124512

>>11124401
if america is like the uk the specific breed you mostly eat is known as a brown warren hen.

>> No.11124744

Fly.

>> No.11124836

>>11124263
See why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

>> No.11124841

Act.

>> No.11124843

>>11124836
Everyone can see why kids love the crispity crunch of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

>> No.11124857

>>11124744
Domestic chickens can fly, just not very high or far. Wild chickens (junglefowl) can cross lakes flying and can reach treetops to run from predators.

>> No.11124876

>>11124263
I dunno, go broke?

>> No.11124881

>>11124857
I too am able to fly. I could soar from the rooftop of a skyscraper.

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>> No.11125516

>>11124280
Lol how old are you? I forgot that man existed.

>> No.11125520
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11125520

shut the fuck up while i'm trying to sleep CUNTS I fucking hate chickens they squawk all day and only shut up for an hour after you feed them fuck chickens dickheads

>> No.11125525

>>11124263
Provide any ingredients to a McChicken.

>> No.11125566

>>11124263
Guarantee me that every time we fuck, I won’t have some guy over the fence taking a video. I don’t really care, we duck indoors with locks closed, dad is in hospital and mom knows the garage door is always locked. (I stole her key almost 8 months ago.)

>> No.11125600

Give me sweet little chicken beak kisses <3

>> No.11125749

Act

>> No.11125855

>>11124744
You're a fucking moronic city dwelling rat.