/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11120576]

What can I do to pepperoni pizza to make it a suitable adult food?

[Anonymous No.11120582]

>>11120576

[Anonymous No.11120583]

Pepperoni is subhuman

[Anonymous No.11120589]

>take half the cheese off and rearrange it asymmetrically
>throw a leaf and a half of wilted basil on it
>light it on fire until the crust turns black
wa la
gormay adult pizza

[Anonymous No.11120591]

just have a caesar salad and some wine to go with

[Anonymous No.11120602]

>>11120591
If it's a good pizza sure. If it's food chain shit then you are just wasting caesar salad. Just relish the slop and get breadsticks or oven baked wings and some dipping sauce.

[Anonymous No.11120603]

Add some pineapple tidbits

[Anonymous No.11120669]

>>11120576
Eat it while watching an adult show and not Jimmy Neutron you fucking manchild.

[Anonymous No.11120673]

>>11120669
jimmy neutron is prime television you fuckin cretin
>adult show
could you have phrased your sentence to sound any more underage than you do already?

[Anonymous No.11120686]

>>11120673
I was putting it in a way you could understand, basement dwelling trog.

[Anonymous No.11120734]

>>11120673
Eat you pizza in the sub-basement manchild!

[Anonymous No.11121077]

Simple, don't eat pepperonis!

[not a redditor 4 sure No.11121117]

>>>/r/askreddit

[Anonymous No.11121122]

>>11120576
Turn it into a Canadian pizza, add bacon and mushrooms to compliment the pepperoni

[Anonymous No.11121126]

just fucking eat it who cares

[Anonymous No.11121359]

The Vark makes boys into men.

[Anonymous No.11121381]

what in god's name went wrong with this dumpster-fire of a board

[Anonymous No.11121383]

>>11120576
get artisanal pizza, "not your kid's pepperoni pizza"

[Anonymous No.11121389]

>>11121359
shitpost meets shitpost

[Anonymous No.11121706]

>>11120576

[Anonymous No.11121711]

>pepperoni
>mushroom
>olives
>light sauce
>anchovies on after cooked

Boney Apple Tea

[Anonymous No.11121714]

>>11120576
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11121717]

>>11121359

[Anonymous No.11121725]

>>11120576
the furthest you can go is toothpaste, but I'd recomend just sticking with marinara sauce.

[Anonymous No.11121907]

>>11120591
Im not a woman

[Anonymous No.11121919]

call it free range, grass fed pepperoni

[Anonymous No.11122013]

>>11120576
If you're worried about looking like an adult, you're not old enough to choose what to eat. Stick to the dino tendies mommy makes.

[Anonymous No.11122088]

>>11121706

I don't think you know how that picture works.

[Anonymous No.11122981]

>>11122088
Reported for always talking about youngsters.

[Anonymous No.11123006]

>>11120576

[Anonymous No.11123021]

>>11121381
Boomers started meta-posting about how bad the memes are instead of just memeing along and forgetting it. What used to be a quick and easy meme thread that was dead in 20 minutes now becomes a 500 post triggerfest

[Anonymous No.11123208]

>>11120576
De-grease it with a paper towel

[Anonymous No.11124161]

>>11123006
>The submissive NEET

[Anonymous No.11124518]

>>11120576
dab the grease off with a napkin and dont eat the crust.

[Anonymous No.11125654]

>>11120576
Why would it be a kids' food exactly? Kids' food is usually something that's supposed to be visually appealing (read: colorful) but lack of any bitter or spicy taste in its flavour. Pepperoni is usually rather spicy.

[Anonymous No.11126952]

>>11120576
If you want to make it an adult food put some jello shots on it and bring your friends over for gross drunk pizza

[Anonymous No.11127049]

>>11120576
enjoy it instead of worrying about if it's adult enough

[Anonymous No.11127051]

>>11127049
How's the first week back at school, champ?

[Anonymous No.11127140]

>>11123021
That's literally every board on 4chan. People are growing tired of mods not doing shit and watching board qualities slowly degrade. Now that the plebbit memelords have moved in the meme-shitposting has reached an all time high. Does the constant complaining help? No. But people need to vent somewhere and I guess there is an underlying hope that maybe one day someone will actually listen. I'll probably leave this shithole before that happens. 4chan has been a consistent part of my life for the last 12 years, but it might be time to move on.

[Anonymous No.11127366]

>>11127140
You'll never leave faggot. I've been saying the same shit since 09. You may switch boards, but you'll keep coming back

[Anonymous No.11127979]

>>11127140
Unfortunately >>11127366 is right; 4chan has clearly degraded in quality over the years but non-anonymous forums are just so much fucking worse. Initially they seem more attractive due to their increased user accountability features ostensibly providing at least a quality floor. In practice, those features always end up being abused as anything counter to the forum's (or even just a small handful of popular users') sensibilities is dismissed and likely banned. So the only thing left to do is retreat to a more specialized board where the barrier to entry is higher, the users are more knowledgeable, and it's easier to spot someone who is acting like an idiot. At least give the users there the courtesy of genuinely attempting to partake in their hobbies.

It's pretty clear the more accessible boards suffer from lazy users with only a superficial knowledge of the board's subject matter and sometimes not even that. Everyone's acting like an idiot and very few people are actually cooking, or lifting weights, or trying new things. This is probably because reading posts and scattershot links is a more immediate dopamine hit than actually filing what you're doing into the context of a hobby you actually do in real life, on a regular basis, genuinely advancing a skill set. This is a human problem, obviously, but once it reaches a critical mass on a board, it's like broken window theory and everybody does it. The remaining users that can actually self-actualize congregate in generals that are recreations of what the whole board was supposed to be before it was drowned in noise

I hate you guys but I hate everyone else even more

[Anonymous No.11127986]

Sub prosciutto for the salami and add arugula

[Anonymous No.11127998]

>>11120673
Surprising amount of jokes in the show that managed to get past the censors.