/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11098771]

>order literally anything
>"Excellent choice sir."

[Anonymous No.11098774]

>>11098771
>order nothing
>"Excellent choice sir."
>everyone else's face at the table

[Anonymous No.11098793]

>order pepperoni pizza
>audible female laughter over phone

[Anonymous No.11098822]

>how is today's soup
>it's fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.11099839]

>order thing
>waiter says the number of thing

what, are you trying to impress me you have the brain capacity to learn vocabulary?

[Anonymous No.11099872]

>>11098771
I pull it on them. Whenever someone who is working gives me a total, I say "excellent choice, sir", regardless if she's female.

[Anonymous No.11099883]

>>11098793
She know you got a small dick boi

[Anonymous No.11099909]

>>11098774
Stop being a fatass

[Anonymous No.11099914]

>>11099839
>#2 literally means taking a poo
>food places still use this on their menu

[Anonymous No.11100250]

>>11098771
>What is your opinion on this dish.
>"It's is sooooo good oh my gosh!
Helpful cunt aren't you.

[Anonymous No.11100275]

>>11099883
Why do I want to fuck bitchy white teenager girls so fucking badly.

[Anonymous No.11100295]

>>11098771
>fat waiter
>choose which dessert to order by how loud her sigh of longing is while reading off the options

[Anonymous No.11100309]

are honest servers just a midwest thing? Only people I've had outright lie to me about the menu were at asian restaurants.

[Anonymous No.11100471]

>>11099883
>implying I'd let a thot like that take my precious seed
Fuck her, I'll eat my pizza however the fuck i choose. Im paying for the goddamn thing.

[Anonymous No.11100516]

>>11099914