ITT: i try to cook this.

[Anonymous No.11095939]

This WebM has been around forever and it always makes me hungry so I will try to cook it myself. Follow along.

[Anonymous No.11095951]

>I was in the original webm thread
>its considered forever ago
It's been like a year at most what

[Anonymous No.11095955]

Timestamp, cast iron pan nice and hot like in the video

[Anonymous No.11095971]

Good luck my friend

[Anonymous No.11095975]

Fresh onion and paprika from the farmers market

[Anonymous No.11095976]

>>11095955
>not surrounded by eggs

[Anonymous No.11095980]

I don't know what kind of oil he used so I'm using sunflower oil

[Anonymous No.11095986]

>>11095976
This is the most important part, how are you supposed to get egg soul in your food?

[Anonymous No.11095992]

>>11095980
pic

[Anonymous No.11096004]

>>11095992
Use more you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.11096019]

One scrambled egg, then the paprika and onion, then the bread on top

[Anonymous No.11096034]

Flip. Get the other side of the bread crispy. In the video he pours some stuff over it, like spices, because he is Indian I assume it's curry so I added some of that

[Anonymous No.11096039]

>>11096019
The fuck kind of bread is that?

[Anonymous No.11096046]

>>11096034
>pic
pay a real tribute or don't make a thread faggot. surround yourself with eggs and make it with a shit ton of oil and the cheapest white bread you can buy.

[Anonymous No.11096047]

done. Now half it like him, I had to do it outside the pan though

[Anonymous No.11096055]

Voilà. I also added some Tabasco. It didn't really taste that great, I have to say....
I guess people like it because it's cheap and easy
maybe I need to figure out what other stuff he added as spices.

[Anonymous No.11096060]

>>11095975
There are no peppers and it's red onion.

You've already failed. Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.11096067]

>>11096055
You didn't use White Bread or enough oil, the topping is garam masala, and he used shallots not onion, this is a failure.

[Anonymous No.11096077]

>>11096060
he used something green in the video, so it's safe to assume that it's ppaprika

[Anonymous No.11096094]

>>11096067
It tasted quite bland

[Anonymous No.11096137]

post the webm?

[Anonymous No.11096149]

you fucked up bad op

[Anonymous No.11096156]

>>11096094

[Anonymous No.11096159]

>>11096047
>>11096055
Shit thread gets shit results.

[Anonymous No.11096174]

>>11096137
Can't, im on mobile. But everybody knows what I'm talking about anyway

>>11096004
I don't like a lot of oil, I just spread it around so the egg doesn't stick, this is plenty for one egg

[Anonymous No.11096176]

>>11095939
Is the Egg King cooking with propane or kerosin by the way?

Surely he doesn't have a ceramic stove top.

[Anonymous No.11096182]

>>11096159
The recipe wasnt that great in the first place, basically just bread with an egg in between and some vegetables

[Anonymous No.11096183]

>>11096174
Maybe its enough oil for your shit version but you did a terrible job of emulating the video in question

[Anonymous No.11096202]

>>11096182
>when you fuck up and make nothing like the webm and try to blame the "recipe" even though it was not even followed correctly

[Anonymous No.11096217]

>>11096183
As I said, it's not a great recipe to begin with

[Anonymous No.11096220]

>>11096182
The thing is, he uses the whitest white bread and leaves the eggs medium. Of course, lots of oil and salt.

[Anonymous No.11096225]

>>11096217
Recipe is just fine
Youre either retarded or baiting
I dont know which would be worse

[Anonymous No.11096228]

>>11096220
The thing is, OP is retarded for comparing.

[Anonymous No.11096230]

>>11096182
>1$ worth of ingredients, including the gas for the stove.
It's a fucking egg sandwich from a street vendor you moron. How you fuck that up, only you will know.

[Anonymous No.11096242]

>>11096202
Let's see you do it, Gordon Ramsay

[Anonymous No.11096249]

>>11096230
I didn't fuck it up, it came out all right but I just did not like it that much

[Anonymous No.11096253]

>>11096225
I did not have red onions at hand but who gives a fuck they both taste the same anyway

[Anonymous No.11096254]

This is pretty bad, but good effort.

[Anonymous No.11096265]

>>11096253
You fucked up if you wanted to do a tribute to the egg lord
What you did is more like an insult

[Anonymous No.11096267]

>>11096242
Ok sorry sheesh. Not bad of an attempt.

[Anonymous No.11096268]

>>11096225

see >>11096034
>because he is Indian I assume it's curry

[Anonymous No.11096270]

>>11096265
True. You can't just do a mediocre version and call it shit. You must replicate it.

[Anonymous No.11096274]

>>11096268
Actually, Indians have a spice blend that they would buy fresh from the market, usually every morning. I assume that is what he seasoned the eggs with.

[Anonymous No.11096289]

>>11096055
you've forgotten the face of surly eggman. this is an insult

[Anonymous No.11096296]

>>11096274
It's garam masala, and the green is cilantro. That plus lots of salt would be very flavourful, OP couldn't channel the egg man's bold spirit with his tiny pinch of curry powder

[Anonymous No.11096300]

>>11096268
Curry is an Indian spice you retard. It's safe to assume so that's why used it, they use it in everything pretty much

[Anonymous No.11096302]

Why is no one here pinting that we had this exact same thread before and OP is literally reposting that shit word for word. Am I going crazy? Are you people dumb fucking animals?

[Anonymous No.11096307]

>>11096274
Keep up the bait. You almost had it.

[Anonymous No.11096309]

>>11096302
Fuck

[Anonymous No.11096314]

>>11096302
I also remember this

[Anonymous No.11096317]

>>11096302
This is my second attempt

[Anonymous No.11096318]

>>11096302
He's waiting for someone like you to show up.

[Anonymous No.11096335]

>>11096302
>>11096302
This is the Second time I tried to cooko it, the first time it came out like a warm French toast without syrup, this one is much but still bland

[Anonymous No.11096381]

>>11095976
GODS WHAT A STUPID COOK

[Anonymous No.11096398]

>>11096039
He hasn't invested the mill yet and is using just raw rye

[Anonymous No.11096399]

why'd you delete your post faggot

[Anonymous No.11096412]

>meatloaf bread

[Anonymous No.11096437]

>>11096034
salt not drizzled from elbow
>>11096047
not tapping spatula before use

more efgort next time OP but at least you tried...well done

[Anonymous No.11096447]

oh and the other pics are to tryhard ja/ck/ to comment

[Anonymous No.11096492]

>>11095955
>My first instinct was to call you a nigger and inform you that surly isn't using a cast iron pan, that its a steel pan.
>Then I realized neither one of us knows and you're just employing meme technology.

[Anonymous No.11096495]

>>11095975
Ye niggah. Its green and red onions.
Goddamnit you had one job.

[Anonymous No.11096498]

>>11096019
Using bread made out of compressed grubs instead of obviously commercial whitebread out of a bag.

[Anonymous No.11096527]

>>11096495
I thought it was green peppers

[Anonymous No.11096531]

>>11096527
I know this is a very lame bait thread, but I'm still coming in here to call you a nigger.

[Anonymous No.11096610]

>>11096300
Oh wow. Nononono. Hahahaha...

[Anonymous No.11097138]

This is an insult to the egg man himself.

[Anonymous No.11097161]

I now hate eggs.

[Anonymous No.11097199]

>>11096381
gods i was strong

[Anonymous No.11097329]

>>11096077
Watch the video again. There are green things in the pan he grabs from, but he only grabs the onions.

[Anonymous No.11097907]

No

[Anonymous No.11097920]

>>11097329
>filename
good job anon

[Anonymous No.11097933]

>>11097329
Why is he looking so coyly at the camera? What is he hiding? Why is he so dreamy?

[Anonymous No.11098230]

>>11097329
Why does he put a gigantic pot of raw eggs on the flame at the end?

[Anonymous No.11098236]

>>11098230
to fortify the walls of his egg fort

[Anonymous No.11098311]

>>11096077
Probably chillies

[Anonymous No.11098373]

While on vacation in india, you are mugged and beaten, you black out. Some time later you come to, and a soft, reassuring voice tells you that you don't have to say what happened, but you have to eat all the eggs. You look around you, countless white oval shapes cover every wall and surface. And in the center of it all, him, pan in one hand, oil in the other. He looks right into your eyes, his expression not truly a smile, and yet...
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.11098542]

>>11098373
Eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.11098803]

what

[Anonymous No.11098805]

>>11098373
swallow the eggs raw, whole, shell and all.

[Anonymous No.11098948]

>>11097329
that webm is so entrancing. the king makes such a simple sandwich, done with such finesse. god damn im craving an egg sandwich now.

[Anonymous No.11099037]

Dissapointed

[Anonymous No.11099471]

>>11098311
This guy is correct.
T. Pajeet

[Anonymous No.11099520]

>>11096034
he looks like a spic of some kind you racially illiterate bastard

[Anonymous No.11099565]

>>11097329
that red sauce on the counter some kind of hot sauce or?

[Anonymous No.11099626]

I like grainy bread as much as the next guy, but that shit looks like compressed trailmix.

[Anonymous No.11099704]

>>11096055
you should have tried putting the tabasco on the egg itself instead of your weird rye flapjack

[Anonymous No.11099738]

>>11096047
No way you would get that clean of a cut with a wood fucking spatula

[Anonymous No.11099770]

>>11096055
how did you fuck up something so simple?
how are you so bad at cutting veggies

[Anonymous No.11099840]

>>11099520
Hes making an indian street food dish you moron, also notice all the honking and the dude thats eating with a pajeet mustache

[Anonymous No.11099854]

>>11096047

[Anonymous No.11099874]

I remember that countertop, weren't you the guy who drank horseshit on /b/ two years ago?

[Anonymous No.11099912]

>>11099874
Those wood patterns look suspiciously similar, bro

[Anonymous No.11100205]

>>11098542
>bottled water
Does most of Japan have shitty tap or is it just an extension of their germophobic culture?

[Anonymous No.11100296]

>>11096019
>faggot so᠍᠍yboy "bread"

[Anonymous No.11100425]

>>11100296
Its good you nigger

[Anonymous No.11100461]

[Anonymous No.11100470]

>>11100461
>filename
good job anon

[Anonymous No.11100691]

>>11095951
I'm afraid the earliest webm threads were in mid 2015 anon. We're here forever.

[Anonymous No.11100755]

>>11096437
>effort
>efgort
>egfort
>egg fort
o shit

[Anonymous No.11100985]

>>11100470
>70>>11100461
based filename poster

[Anonymous No.11100987]

>>11100985
well, I kinda fucked that up

[Anonymous No.11101008]

>>11097329
why is he so surly?

[Anonymous No.11101231]

>>11100205
nah it's just meme anon... You just need to have been around for more than one summer...

[Anonymous No.11101293]

>>11099874
>two years ago
he also fucked a box full of horse poop in the thread. was a german if i remember correctly. also the last thread on /b/ that had win in it so far
TWO YEARS full of nothing....well done /b/

[Anonymous No.11101324]

>>11099874
was one year ago. and yeah i was stupid and saved only antpictures from thread

[Anonymous No.11101327]

>>11101008
Because he's been doing that for 20 years, and he's only 25.

[Anonymous No.11101370]

>>11101327

[Anonymous No.11102171]

>>11096055
Don't you dare drag Tabasco into your fucking heresy.

[Anonymous No.11102179]

>>11096047
I am disgusted.

[Anonymous No.11102455]

Sometimes I pretend I'm the egg king and make egg sandwiches for my family. They love it because I'm fast like the egg king

[Anonymous No.11102516]

>>11096047
>>11096055

[Anonymous No.11102688]

>>11096034
No eggfort no good i r8 2/10

[Anonymous No.11102946]

>>11097329
I wonder how much it costs. As tasty as it looks I surely would need two or even three of those to feel satisfied.

[Anonymous No.11102951]

>>11101327
kek

[Anonymous No.11102965]

yikes