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A Japanese restaurant but all the staff wear Halloween costumes and it's called "Scaryaki"

>> No.11093957

>>11093952
but they don't carry teriyaki
>what's that?

>> No.11093967
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>>11093952
Alright here's the pitch
It's an irish pub, except it's science fiction/outer space themed.
I call it "CosMick's"

>> No.11093979

A N64 themed restaurant called JiggyBoos.

>> No.11093983

>>11093979
Worst control pad of all time.

>> No.11093988
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>>11093983
*blocks your path*

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>>11093967

>> No.11095181

A cafe that sells just eggnog variations but the staff is entirely black and it's called "Noggers"

>> No.11095188

>>11093952

An offshoot of Medieval Times but the entire staff is Asian called "A Chink in the Armor."

>> No.11095192

A Chinese place with a chip in every place of dish ware, called “chinks”

>> No.11095196

>>11095188
Damn 20 seconds late

>> No.11095204

A jewish ice cream shop called "Iceberg"

>> No.11095207

>>11095188
Or better yet a Roman gladitorial restaurant staffed with black people called "Nig-Hur"

>> No.11095216

>>11093952
A donut shop that makes square donuts and rotates them 45° called "Diamond Dozen", and I'd open locations everywhere.

>> No.11095224

A pizza place called "The Sandwich Shop."

>> No.11095247

>>11093952
A Halloween-themed restaurant run by blacks
>Spooks

>> No.11095268

A restaurant run by blacks called "The Nigger Hole".

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>>11095207
Supremely underrated.

>> No.11095292

A fastfood sandwich restaurant called Three for Free

>> No.11095304

>>11093952

A paleo-themed steakhouse shop called "The Meat Cave."

>> No.11095305

>>11093952
Australian vampire staff. Only serves raw meat, and you eat it with sharpened wood utensils.

Count-drac Stakehouse

>> No.11095307

>>11095181
What happens if you order eggnig

>> No.11095312

>>11095305
Put them in flannel with a beard and an axe and you can upgrade to Lumber-Drac Stakehouse

>> No.11095329

>>11093952

A Venezuelan restaurant called "Nada."

>> No.11095330

>>11093988
i tried to use the atari jaguar controller once

i accidentally called Nigeria, ran up my phone bill.

>> No.11095338

>>11093979
that's racist

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Ethiopian restaurant. You just sit outside in the sun. There is nothing to eat or drink.
It's called "Wat?"

>> No.11095360

>>11095339
Name it Starve

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halloween-themed ice cream place called We Scream for Ice Cream

>> No.11095404

>>11093952

A healthy breakfast cafe that doesn't serve egg yolks called "Whites Only."

>> No.11095412

sandwich shop with no blacks allowed called quizNoBlacksAllowed's

>> No.11095447

>>11095329
Kekarooni.

>> No.11095465

>>11095292
Haha three for free

>> No.11095863

>>11093967
Kek

>> No.11095878

>>11095204
>>11095216
Top tier comedy

>> No.11095890

>>11093952
I mean I don't see why I'd be going to a japanese restaurant on halloween but if I did and they did this I'd become more of a regular.

>> No.11096096

>>11095188
Nice

>> No.11096129

A Canadian Russian fusion call Vladimir Poutines

>> No.11096148

>>11093967
>that pic
This was unironically a great movie

>> No.11096221

>>11096148
Why did you need to specify that it was unironic?
Also I agree. I like that it it managed to be good without leaching off the original. It's a great sequel as well as a stand alone film.

>> No.11096240

>>11096221
Because there are people on this site who think the movie was shit.
Plebs, the lot of them.

>> No.11096279

>>11096129
Kek