/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11085498]

hey a girl is coming over at my place for dinner and shes vegan and i cant shit for vegan food. anyone got a fool proof vegan meal?

[Anonymous No.11085561]

>>11085498
Just make ratatouille, can't go wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.11085570]

Are you gonna give her your ten inch meat stick?

[Anonymous No.11085572]

Sweet'n'sour vegetables with rice.

[Anonymous No.11085574]

>>11085498
Provide rape to her mouth?

[Anonymous No.11085583]

>>11085498
>hey a girl is coming over at my place for dinner and shes vegan
>shes vegan
You poor bastard, you have no idea what a psycho you're getting yourself involved with.

[Anonymous No.11085592]

3 ways to make nice vegan food

extremely good fresh ingredients, minimalism, and finesse
example; aglio e olio, & a salad
if you can't cook / don't have good ingredients it will be a shit meal. don't go shopping with a preconception of what you'll do, buy what's best at the shop

take a leaf out of the poo in loo book and use loads of spices and aromatics
it doesn't even have to be heavy, ginger, galangal, lemongrass, kaffir lime, fresh turmeric, that stuff is all 'clean' tasting
coconut cream is cheat mode for curries
india is probably the only place in the world where being a vegan wouldn't mean suffering

or go heavy on the natural umami, so mushrooms and roasted tomatoes, also get lots of browning on your veges by roasting them, that kinda thing.

You basically have to be a good cook

[Anonymous No.11085668]

>>11085592
>You basically have to be a good cook
Does being awesome at searing steak on cast iron count?

[Anonymous No.11085671]

Just make your dinner southeast Asian themed.
For an appetizer, you can just make Vietnamese Spring Rolls with cucumber or some shit, and then serve it with peanut sauce.
For the main course, just make fried rice and toss some vegetables, coriander and lemon juice for flavoring.

[Anonymous No.11085679]

Take her ass to subway and make her get a veggie sub.

[Anonymous No.11086003]

>>11085668
for veganism no for real food yea

[Anonymous No.11086018]

>>11085498
Take your girl(male) to Sizzler. Trannies love it.

[Anonymous No.11086028]

>>11086018
Make her some instant oatmeal

[Anonymous No.11086035]

>>11085498
ratatouille is a great easy vegan dish. so are basic pastas (pasta primavera would be good if you have some nice fresh veggies.)

stir fry veggies with some tofu and sauce made of soy sauce, garlic, ginger, and red pepper flakes, serve with rice or toss with noodles.

[Anonymous No.11086070]

>>11085668
lol, no it does not

[Anonymous No.11086724]

>>11085561
I see different recipes.
Some have onion, sweet red pepper or red potato.
All have zucchini, yellow squash and eggplant.
What is correct to your mind?

[Anonymous No.11086729]

>>11086724
Ah yeah, and some have tomato, but some don't.

[Anonymous No.11086732]

>>11086724
Just make some fucking ratatouille man

[Anonymous No.11086784]

>>11086724
They're all fine I think. It's a very flexible recipe.
I've never put squash in there myself, while I've always put onion, tomato and bell peppers in there. I also add mushrooms, thyme and tomato paste. I think I may replace the bell peppers for squash next time now, sounds like a nice idea.
Anyway, it's up to you! Do saute all the veggies a bit first before you cook 'm all, it really adds to the flavor.

[Anonymous No.11087114]

>>11086784
Well I appreciate your input and I'll be making it for my family here in the next few weeks. I'll put together a combo of what I think they'll enjoy the best. I hope OP finds some way to bed that smelly hippy of his.
Thanks again.
Good thread OP.

[Anonymous No.11087122]

>>11085592
>umami

Get a load of this faggot. I bet you watch lots of Naruto.

[Anonymous No.11087339]

>>11085498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJjeDu8190

[Anonymous No.11087356]

>>11085498
Lock your door. Be quiet. They detect movement. Spring rolls is a nice suggestion though.

[Anonymous No.11087365]

>>11085498
A nice steak, grow a dick and a spine you faggot

[Anonymous No.11087369]

>>11085583
>psycho for not wanting to contribute to animal suffering

[Anonymous No.11087379]

>>11087369
Psycho for considering animals in the first place.

[Anonymous No.11087382]

boiled broccoli

[Anonymous No.11087397]

>>11085498
Tomato tart using pizza dough
I am going to assume that yeast is vegan

[Anonymous No.11087409]

>>11087397
Because yeast isn't cute

[Anonymous No.11087580]

>>11085498
I deal with this mental illness every holiday; my sister is vegan and I must cook for her. A few ideas:

http://www.athoughtforfood.net/blog/roasted-acorn-squash-vegan-quinoa-stuffing - this roasted squash recipe ends up being delicious. Be sure to use the lemon zest, it gives a great flavor without too much acidity>>11085561


Green salad with toasted almonds - use lots of fresh herbs and salt the dressing more than usual since you can't put on cheese

Minestrone... If you want better taste, make your own veggie broth; the premade stuff is no good

Ginger turmeric glazed carrots
https://youtu.be/GJAr0ylW0Gs this is more of an advanced dish though

Finally popcorn is a fun snack that vegans can eat too.

[Anonymous No.11087588]

>>11085498
Ask her, retard.

[Anonymous No.11087595]

>>11085668
Anyone can burn food, you retard

[Anonymous No.11087605]

>>11085498
Vegan girls have sour nasty cheesy shit between their labia folds. Their shits and farts smell like wet greasy cabbage. Seriously, wtf are you doing.

[Anonymous No.11087624]

>>11087580
Does your sister get blacked too?

[Anonymous No.11087635]

>>11087624
>IQ LEVELS ARE AT DANGEROUSLY LOW LIMITS

[Anonymous No.11087648]

>>11085498
Run away as fast as you can. Remember, don't stick your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.11087739]

>all the insane ghouls projecting their own insanity on innocent girl
You are subhumans

[Anonymous No.11087751]

>>11085498
sneak some chicken broth into whatever you make just to fuck with her >:)

[Anonymous No.11087753]

>>11085498
Just throw a fuckin brocolli at her, man

[Anonymous No.11087789]

>>11085498
Bocca brand american grill burgers are awesome also the buffalo wing chicken patty is also good. Gardien makes orange chicken and sweet and sour pork that are great with stir fry veggies...All of these by the way are vegan and in that section of your grocer

[Anonymous No.11087794]

>>11087739
kek, that image is on point

[Anonymous No.11087809]

>>11085498
plus vegan hippy chicks love giving head so there is that to look forward to

[Anonymous No.11087818]

Diced and roasted sweet potatoes seasoned with chipotle, cumin, and whatever Mexican spices you like besides those. Serve with black beans, sauteed peppers and onions, vegan tortillas, and homemade tomatillo salsa.

[Anonymous No.11087828]

>>11087397
I mean yeast is just a fungus. If it wasn't vegan then mushrooms aren't vegan

[Anonymous No.11087834]

>>11087739
pic is based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.11087839]

>>11087809
what do I need to do to get sweet vegan vag?

[Anonymous No.11087848]

>>11085498
Quinoa cooked with vegetarian chicken broth
Sauteed vegetables (onion. pepper, squash, mushrooms) in pesto sauce
Grilled Portabello mushroom cap marinated in wine and herbs

[Anonymous No.11087858]

>>11087848
>vegetarian chicken broth

[pissflaps No.11087899]

always remember to slip some kind of meat in the dish each time you feed her. you can grind down chorizo to a paste and mix it in or try combining some soya mince with duck pate and mushrooms. make sure you hide it real well and you will always have a chuckle and when you discover she's a f****** crazy weirdo and dumps her you can tell her that she's been eating meat everyday

[Anonymous No.11088835]

>>11087794

Most smokers I know give people who either don't smoke or quit smoking congrats. You'd have to be a real fuck to get shitty unless the other person started talking shit first