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11083621 No.11083621 [Reply] [Original]

Me and the gf finished one of these last night
>wake up to her complaining about stomach
>I wake up with an upset stomach
>we take tums, does nothing
>we both go to work feeling weak with nasty feelings in our stomachs
>get home
>try to sleep it off
>wake up feeling sore, headache, queasy.
>she comes home
>we both still feel like shit
>probably going to bed tonight feeling like shit

I can’t remember the last time, if ever, that I’ve had any form of food poisoning and it had to come from guacamole? Wtf. Looks like I’m never buying this shit again.

>> No.11083627

>>11083621
Does her balloon knot taste/smell any different?

>> No.11083630

>>11083621
Why are you not making your own Guac? For what you paid for that thing, you could have had twice as much, BETTER, mole and had it made in a clean hygienic setting by people who wash their hands.

>> No.11083635

>>11083621
Sounds like it was authentic after all. Usually those labels are just marketing bs

>> No.11083652
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Here comes the guacamole

>> No.11083661

>>11083621
>he didn't vote for Jeb¡
This is what you get.

>> No.11083708

>>11083621
>buying store guac
>not even the fresh made in store guac
disgusting wipipo

you guys need to puke or shit that out, what is wrong with you

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>>11083652
>not posting the webm

>> No.11083928

>>11083630
>>11083708

There were no ripe avocados at the store. They were just some cheap, hard as fuck avocados. Must be a bad season.

>> No.11083938

>>11083928
They were not ripe yet, put them out for a couple of days you retard.

>> No.11084125

>>11083621
Why do people buy this?
Guac is the easiest thing to make.
Simple guacamole is 3 ingredients.

Guac is highly perishable and looks gross if it sits for a day or two so you know that premade stuff is full of fake garbage to stay green that long.