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I finally found a way to enjoy this abomination of a vegetable.
Peel it, cut it in half, scrape peels out with a teaspoon, slice it up.
Perfect in salads, sandwiches etc.
Now I happily buy a few of them for a buck.

>> No.11081486

I like eating cucumbers because it is like eating crunchy water.

>> No.11081490

yeah it's the only way to enjoy them
it got worse and worse over the years
nowadays you cannot buy any cucumbers without that burp thing any longer

>> No.11081790

>>11081481
Perfect to make pies also
Grate them, put some feta with it, best pies my man

>> No.11081793

Do cucumbers have any nutritional value at all? What's the health benefit of cucumber?

>> No.11081806

I have never had that vegetable

>> No.11081822

>>11081481
Soak them with some apple cider vinegar and a little salt, enjoy cucumber

>> No.11081826

>>11081806
lies. your mother force fed this to you in some kind of puree as a baby

>> No.11082248

>>11081481
i take those up my ass

>> No.11082254

>>11082248

When I worked as a cashier at a supermarket, Friday night shifts always saw an uptick in cucumber sales compared to any other day. Just saying that I noticed this trend by complete accident over time.

>> No.11082256

>>11081806
Cucumbers are a fruit

>> No.11082265
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11082265

>I finally found a way to enjoy this abomination of a vegetable.

>> No.11082271

>>11081793
cucumber's only purpose is to become a background ingredient in a Tostiloco.

>> No.11082274

>>11081481
why do some people not like cucumber?

>> No.11082379

>>11081481
cuCUMber

>> No.11082395

>>11082274

Because they're flavorless and basically have the nutritional content of paper. At least if I throw broccoli in a salad, I know I'm getting protons.

>> No.11082413

>>11082395
>nutritional content of paper
False. Cucumbers have nutrition.

>> No.11082421

>>11081486
never thought if it this way but you're right

>> No.11082915

>>11082395
Shitty cucumbers have barely any flavour, sure, but good ones are absolutely delicious, especially with sharp cheeses. Wish I knew how to tell which was which at a glance/touch though, firmness and colour don't really help.

>> No.11082924

amazing thread

>> No.11082929

Koo-koom-buh

>> No.11082958

>>11082395
>flavorless
no!

>> No.11083012

>>11081481
Most queer human of the day award goes to...

>> No.11083093
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>>11082395
>i know im getting protons

>> No.11083096

>>11081481
>Peel it
Stopped reading here. Kill yourself.

>> No.11083115

cmbcuers are most when pick from garden wash then pun in fridge then eat next day when cold

>> No.11083142

>>11083115
okay but when are they least?

>> No.11083151

>>11081481
The only acceptable manner in which to eat a cucumber, is if it's pickled.

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>>11082265
Stuff with tuna?

>> No.11083872

>>11082265
Reminds me of that time I followed some infographic to wrap a banana in duct tape for strength, cutting open one side , carefully hollow it with a spoon, and using it as a makeshift flesh light. It was disappointing since it just made my dick smell like banana and it wasn't much better than using just my hand. I'd imagine a cucumber is worse since it doesn't have the slippery interior of a banana

>> No.11083948

>scrape peels out with a teaspoon
wat
you mean seeds?

>> No.11083952
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11083952

Lemon 'cumbers are the best