Missouri Makes Plant Based "Meat" Illegal!

[Anonymous No.11065091]

If you're against this- you're obviously a leftist.

[Anonymous No.11065095]

>>11065091
it's obviously big pharm trying to jew you out of your health

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVfCQ4WQugk

[Anonymous No.11065107]

>>11065091
I'm against it because I'm against government regulation of ANY sort. Where is the victim in plant-based meat substitutes. They're shitty and probably just as bad for you as actual meat, but no one is putting a gun to these idiot's heads and FORCING them to be soibois. I want drugs, guns and sex deregulated, why wouldn't I want food deregulated as well?

[Anonymous No.11065122]

Why?

[Anonymous No.11065127]

I’m pretty sure they just made it illegal to call plant based products meat.

[Anonymous No.11065132]

>>11065127
You can't use the term "meat" on any of the products, thus you can't say "meatless" or "vegan meat". Lmao. Big Ag is spooked.

[Anonymous No.11065138]

>>11065091
>if you don't want government regulating what you can do or buy you are a leftist
retarded thread, OP

[Anonymous No.11065145]

>>11065095
>plant based meat
it's obviously about "false advertising" and consumer awareness.
Soy patties/nuggets are not meat. that's just a fact. Are you gonna call tempeh MEAT, no you cucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.11065147]

>>11065138
That's the punch line
>>11065145
Leftist faggot

[Anonymous No.11065153]

>>11065107
based and literally redpilled

[Anonymous No.11065160]

>vegan "meat"
Missouri is telling those faggots to fuck off with their "vegan hot dog" bullshit, which I support completely.

If being a vegan fag was so great, there wouldn't be a need for fake meat products.

[Anonymous No.11065165]

>>11065147
Actually, I'm a fascist.

[Anonymous No.11065166]

>>11065160
>omniscum and vegetarians never want to eat meatlike products so they shouldn't exist and the government should regulate these
If you're too stupid to read "meatless" as "meat" you deserve to accidentally buy the healthier product.

[Anonymous No.11065170]

>>11065107
>I LOVE corporate cock in my every orifice!

every time a libertardian opens their mouth, a chunky diarrhea of stupid pours forth.

[Anonymous No.11065191]

The right is sanctioning the English language. Seems pretty 1984. Something they scream about all the time when it doesn't harm precious precious farm jobs that will all go extinct eventually anyway.

[Anonymous No.11065199]

>>11065091
Source?

[Anonymous No.11065277]

>>11065170
>no I only want this corporate dick in my mouth!
>i wanna pick and choose!

It doesn't matter which cock you suck retard, cum still is gonna taste like cum

[Anonymous No.11065278]

>>11065199
https://fox2now.com/2018/04/29/missouri-considers-nations-first-label-for-plant-based-meat/

[Anonymous No.11065281]

>>11065277
>not wanting corporate cock to bend to your will
oh my god, are you a pussy?

[Anonymous No.11065299]

>>11065166
I would agree with you but in most countries nowadays, milk cartons have a "allergy info: contains milk" written on them so i believe the idiots are infact quite numerous.

[Anonymous No.11065301]

>>11065107
>>11065170
>>11065277
>>11065281
Reminder that basically every major 'thinker' in the Libertarian movement has been Jewish. Ludwig Von Mises, Ayn Rand, Murray Rothbard, Milton Friedman, the list goes on.

Hyper-individualistic/autistic libertarianism is the ultimate in divide and conquer tactics, atomizing the citizenry down to individual animals/slaves incapable of collective action. I wonder why this group would want to spread something like that?

[Anonymous No.11065302]

>>11065299
high kek

[Anonymous No.11065332]

if you can't can't call oil and sugar "chocolate" why should you be able to call beans "meat?"

[Anonymous No.11065333]

>>11065278
lol it's even from fox

[Anonymous No.11065334]

>>11065299
Do you know why that is? It's exactly the same kind of shit as to why they're pushing this fake meat legislation. There are dozens of products out there now like 'Soy Milk' (bean water) that is being falsely advertised as milk. Therefore slightly lower IQ people who might be easily confused may actually benefit from such an allergy warning that their milk actually contains milk.

With all these faux-meat products entering the market, someday you may have "Vegan Warning: Contains Meat" on your real-steak package.

[Anonymous No.11065336]

>>11065332
Because freedom of speech

[Anonymous No.11065337]

>>11065091
holy shit based af

[Anonymous No.11065341]

>>11065334
This is wrong. Only conservative politicians care about this because it hurts farmers (their constituents). If that weren't so, nobody would have ever done anything about this non-problem

[Anonymous No.11065344]

>>11065332
>if you can't can't call oil and sugar "chocolate" why should you be able to call beans "meat?"
If it's illegal to call some biological males "him" why should you be allowed to call steaks "meat"? Welcome to antinomian clown world

[Anonymous No.11065345]

>>11065341
>BRING BACK OIL JOBS
kek

[Anonymous No.11065350]

>>11065341
wtf i hate kulaks now

[Anonymous No.11065353]

>>11065336
so calling oil and sugar "chocolate" doesnt count as freedom of speech?

[Anonymous No.11065355]

>>11065334
Soy milk is the name of that bean juice since the fourteenth century. Although in ching chongese.

[Anonymous No.11065359]

at least everyone is in agreement that the op should be dragged out back and shot for that utter shitpost

[Anonymous No.11065362]

>>11065353
I'm not one of /them/
Just pointing out hypocrisy on the part the "muh freedum of speach" people

[Anonymous No.11065384]

>>11065107

[Anonymous No.11065391]

>>11065384
Having worked in the food industry, and having heard how inspectors still used to be bribed even as recently as the late 70s, I think regulation is very very necessary. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.11065392]

>>11065091
nonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:51:30 No.47270227▶
>>47270207
All roight
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:51:31 No.47270229▶
is this a fucking midget convention
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>>47270207
based sminem boy
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)16:02:03 No.47270287▶
>>47270198 (OP)

How about you take off your dresses and show me yours?
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>>47270198 (OP)
Here you have
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1-3-4-2
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>>47270318

good one newfag
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)16:12:41 No.47270347▶
>>47270330OP)ort. Where is the victim in plant-based meat substitutes. They're shitty and probably just as bad for you as actual meat, but no one is putting a gun to these idiot's heads and FORCING them to be soibois. I want drugs, guns and sex deregulated, why wouldn't I want food deregulated as well?
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:17:21 No.11065122▶
Why?
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:19:02 No.11065127▶>>11065132
I’m pretty sure they just made it illegal to call plant based products meat.
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:20:27 No.11065132▶
>>11065127
You can't use the term "meat" on any of the products, thus you can't say "meatless" or "vegan meat". Lmao. Big Ag is spooked.
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:22:55 No.11065138▶>>11065147
>>11065091 (OP)
>if you don't want government regulating what you can do or buy you are a leftist
retarded thread, OP
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Anonymous 08/15/18(Wed)15:24:54 No.11065145▶>>11065147
>>11065095
>plant based meat
it's obviously about "false advertising" and consumer awareness.
Soy patties/nuggets are not meat. that's just a fact. Are you gonna call tempeh MEAT, no you cucking faggot.
>newfag

[Anonymous No.11065395]

>>11065341
We need to deregulate the meat market like the good ol' days! the free market will provide everyone with the means of production.

[Anonymous No.11065409]

>>11065334
So like i said, the idiots are in fact quite numerous. I have never accidentaly bought soy milk instead of actual milk, or vegan meat instead of real meat. The reason for this is very simple: i'm not an illiterate mouth breathing moron that just picks up stuff in the store without looking. These legislations are basically the state taking these autists by the hand while they shop
>see this product that doesn't look like meat, lists loads of ingredients that aren't meat, and is called vegan meat? Well, my little baby, that's because it isn't meat. Vegan is not an animal. Who's a cute little inbred baby? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are!!!

[Anonymous No.11065432]

>>11065409
Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in democracy or freedom of speech precisely because of the absurdity of providing such rights to a herd of nigger cattle. In any case, people do not want to be responsible for themselves and the state won't let them, so you might as well stop living in your fantasy land where all the plebs are self-actualized adults instead of babies at Mommy State's teat

[Anonymous No.11065580]

>>11065391
>I'm against it because I'm against government regulation of ANY sort.

[Anonymous No.11065606]

>>11065580
exactly
if you deny this you're a dirty leftist, expose yourself otherwise please

[Anonymous No.11065615]

>>11065170
Why should the government tell me what to or not to eat

[Anonymous No.11065624]

>>11065615
they shouldn't,
they also shouldn't tell you not to drink almond milk because dairy estrogen milk is healthier like every commercial in the 90s tries to tell you
>mfw boomers try to brittle my bone
disgusting

[Anonymous No.11065695]

>>11065095
>defense budget
>that low
that sure is hell aint US

[Anonymous No.11065729]

>>11065132
That seems problematic, imagine if there was a law saying cheese products can't be called cheese.

[Anonymous No.11065764]

>>11065165
Fascists ARE leftists. Well real Fascists are. Faux fascist like Nazis, Phlangists, Iron Guard, etc are more right wing.

It all comes down to economic priorities. Fascism is inherently militant, authoritarian, socialism within national borders.

[Anonymous No.11065784]

>>11065764
No, fascism is possible at the extreme of either wing. But most thinking people don't align themselves with a wing. Political ideas are not restricted to a linear chart.

[Anonymous No.11065801]

>>11065132

>you can't say "meatless"

What the fuck?

I guess you can't have "no peanuts" on products that don't contain peanuts?

This is moronic.

[Anonymous No.11065932]

>>11065784
I will concede you can be Fascist and on either side, but Fascism is at its core a left wing ideology. Centrist at best,

[Anonymous No.11066100]

>>11065107
>I'm against government regulation of ANY sort.
he says while enjoying all the benefits of living in a government headed first world society

go live in the forest you tire sucker

[Anonymous No.11066278]

>>11065695
>Not realizing that this is a lobbying expense sheet.
>Not realizing that there is no need to lobby for a guaranteed purchase.

[Anonymous No.11066325]

>>11066100
just because the status quo was provided by a government doesn't mean it couldn't have been done better and more efficiently by private industry instead.

[Anonymous No.11066339]

>>11065695
you're a god damn illiterate anon

[Anonymous No.11066380]

>>11065932
That's retarded. There have been plenty of right wing fascists

[Anonymous No.11066422]

>>11066380
Seeing as I am a fascists (vichy) with a socialist base and leftist voting history, politics are more complicated than picking a mascot to cheer for.

[Anonymous No.11066440]

>>11066422
beefsteak lmao

[Anonymous No.11066447]

>>11065091
Missouri is a red state and soyboys who are mostly leftists eat fake meat

[Anonymous No.11066448]

Since my stroke, I am speak like illiterate Russian. What is the game-world political ideology from the film Avalon of haute cuisine?

[Anonymous No.11066453]

>>11065764
jesus christ. is fascism a form of autism?

[Anonymous No.11066462]

>>11065334
Jesus how fucking delusional do you have to be to think that ANY kind of legislation is EVER about helping the consumer? Meat lobbyists ponies up more than soy lobbyists, it’s that fucking simple. Guess what increased demand for soy as a value added product does to soy for animal feed production? It makes it more fucking expensive.

[Anonymous No.11066480]

>>11065764
>Socialism for me
>Protectionism/the barrel of my gun for thee
That checks out. It's how every industrialized nation became wealthy in the first place, only to turn around and promote "free trade" worldwide to protect their position. Knowing full well that monopolies and hoarding knowhow is how you get to the top. China knows this all too well. We don't like their mercantilist policies and actively try to thwart them, but of course that's what we would do. It is to their benefit and our detriment. Both sides know this.

[Anonymous No.11066489]

>>11065624
What they can reasonably do, though, is enfore false advertisment laws. Milk arguably has certain set expectations tied to it, and the same thing with sausage. If you sell a sausage containing nothing but fat and starch a lot of people are likely to consider it being false advertisment, same as a beer brewed on nothing but potatoes rather than the expected barley and hops.

If you can't sell potato beer as beer then you arguably shouldn't be able to sell vegan sausages as sausages.

[Anonymous No.11066497]

>>11065091

The food itself is not illegal dumbass. It's the fact that they use the label "meat" that is the issue. They want to remove any association to meat because that shit is not actually meat.

[Anonymous No.11066509]

My tendies are threatened!

[Anonymous No.11066522]

>Label: "THIS IS NOT CHICKEN! _NOT_ CHICKEN! NOOOT!!!! CHICKEN!!!"
>Congress: "no US citizen is under the law permitted to use the word 'chicken' in writing or in speech, except chicken farmers with special authorization from the federal government. Cease and desist"

[Anonymous No.11066530]

>>11066522
b- but livelihoods are at steak

[Anonymous No.11066543]

>>11066489
>enfore false advertisment laws
Whatever happened to freedom of speech? This sounds like oppressive regulation to me.

[Anonymous No.11066575]

>>11065107
>Where is the victim in plant-based meat substitutes.
Idiots who fall for veganism meme and consume fake food without any nutritional value.

[Anonymous No.11066866]

>>11066530
I think you mean Steak

[Anonymous No.11066906]

>>11066543
This. I want to start a company that makes "meatless" products with actual meat in it.
Imagine the butthurt when I make a presser 45 years later saying I was just trollin' the vegans.

[Anonymous No.11067027]

>>11065091
So are you going to link an article or would that ruin your gay fake outrage wankery?
>Missouri makes it illegal to call something meat if it doesnt have any meat in it
Its literally nothing

[Anonymous No.11067038]

>people SEETHING they don't get to call their veggies "meat"
Just eat meat, faggots

[Anonymous No.11067043]

>>11067038
I don't eat meat purely just to bankrupt red states.

[Anonymous No.11067051]

>>11067043
Cringe BUT redpilled

[Anonymous No.11067053]

>>11067043
same reason I donate to abortion clinics in blue states.

[Anonymous No.11067083]

>>11065160
>
If being a vegan fag was so great, there wouldn't be a need for fake meat products.
What? Are you seriously arguing flavor is identical with nutritional value? Also don't most vegans limit their food the way they do for moral reasons? The fact you consider animal slaughter a bad thing wouldn't be disproved somehow by the other fact that meat products taste better than vegetable products. That's the basis of morality issues in general, there's a conflict between something that would selfishly benefit you vs. the immoral consequences of acting on that benefit. I don't think many vegans pretend meat based meals don't taste good.

[Anonymous No.11067146]

>>11065170
They truly are fucking embarassing, it doesn't matter wether something fucks them over, every gubmint regulation is bad (even if it's in my best interest) because muh ideological purity and an iq under 80

[Anonymous No.11067150]

>>11065729
There are laws like that. Imitation cheese is common.

[Anonymous No.11067207]

>>11066325
t.bioshock writer

[Anonymous No.11067239]

>>11066325
I too want to live in a cyberpunk universe.

[Anonymous No.11067248]

>>11065107
It's probably due to the mislabeling thing that's going on with the alternative "milks". Can't call almond and coconut juice milk anymore.