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nihon
>cold unseasoned noodles is a national pride
>generally prepare beef by boiling it (gyudon, nikujaga, sukiyaki)
>sauteeing or browning or using oil is frowned upon
>everything tastes like dashi soy sauce and mirin. everything is too sweet
>take other countries dishes (schnitzel, hong shao rou, hamburga) and make them worse
>'curry', that they eat all the time, is just instant block stew, no fresh spices, with no variation, literally the worst 'curry' in the world
>each dish goes in tiny autistic bowls because doing dishes is great
>torturing seafood is a national passtime
>never learnt to use chilli
>law fish and a lice u pay 50000 yen now gajin

>> No.11054801

>>11054796
>>'curry', that they eat all the time, is just instant block stew, no fresh spices, with no variation, literally the worst 'curry' in the world

This is the only true statement among all the things you listed.

>> No.11054803

>>11054801
get fucked weeb

>> No.11054818
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>>11054796
Too much talk 3000 haranderu dorrar you pay nao

>> No.11054819

>>11054796
>>law fish and a lice u pay 50000 yen now gajin
What does that mean?

>> No.11054842

>>11054819
itadakimasu gajin next guest come in 5 minutes

>> No.11054850

>>11054842
mochi mochi gomenasan hikikomori kamikaze xD
Am I weeb yet?

>> No.11054854

>>11054850
yes

>> No.11054857
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>>11054850
30000 haranderu dorraru don't make me say again gaijin

>> No.11054863

>>11054857
>30000 haranderu dorraru
Holland doesn't use dollars

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>>11054863

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>>11054867

>> No.11054896

>>11054796
>sauteeing or browning or using oil is frowned upon
yeah because what is teriyaki, croquettes and the million different cutlets these retarded chinks eat right

>> No.11054912

>>11054896
>teriyaki
grilled
>croquettes
deep fried

>> No.11054937

>>11054912
>grilled
its pan fried in japan baka gaijin
>using oil is frowned upon
>deep fried

>> No.11054953

>>11054937
wrong. yaki means grill and broiling is the alternative

>> No.11054961

>>11054953
literally look up any actual teriyaki recipe made by a japanese person that doesnt work at benihana or some shit. i bet you think the sauce is supposed to be maple syrup thick too

>> No.11054962

>>11054937
yes they deep fry things, i'm generalising obviously, generally though, they don't saute, and they don't brown. especially in terms of how they treat red meat, which wasn't even traditionally eaten in Japan. They generally fucking ruin it by boiling because they don't understand the mallard affect.

>> No.11054964

one thing about japan is their grocery store, i think they are only superior in their junk food, nothing else.

>> No.11054965

Vbbfg

>> No.11054967

>>11054953
"Pan fry the chicken:Although you may find a lot of baked or grilled chicken teriyaki recipes online,Japanese home cooks prepare this dish by pan frying the chicken"

>> No.11054968

>>11054961
>literally
ah yes, gratuitous use of 'literally', it's nice to argue with an intelligent poster for a change.

>> No.11054972

>>11054968
not an argument

>> No.11054973

>>11054972
You being an idiot isn't that relevant but i'm just saying it anyway

>> No.11054974

>>11054973
not an argument

>> No.11054977

>>11054974
no it's not, slurping nipon semen isn't an argument either, but you seem to love it

>> No.11054980

>>11054977
OP admits defeat. Sad!

>> No.11054982

>>11054801
That is not even true; you can buy the fucking cubes yeah but most people make it from scratch. It's actually pretty easy to make and tastes amazing. I ate curry rice every other day for about half a year and I never got tired of it.
just because it isn't a spicy curry doesn't mean it doesn't have spices or flavor.

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11054985

>a little japanese devil thinks his food is good near me or even worse a dumb gajin weeb

>> No.11054986

>>11054953
焼き can mean grilled, baked, fried, or burned.

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>>11054968
>>11054973
>>11054977
>being this upset you lost an argument online

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>>11054991
>proclaiming yourself to have won an argument

>> No.11055068

>>11054982
Nearly all of Japanese curry preparations sold in stores (which is what the Japanese use to make curry rice at home) are disgusting. Even Korean curry, which started out as an exact imitation of Japanese curry, is better than the nasty shit they eat in Japan.

Somewhere down the line, the general Japanese expectation of what curry is supposed to taste like went off kilter, and they all decided to eat shit. That said, there are curry restaurants in Japan that do really nice Japanese style curry that uses white miso to give another layer to the taste.

>> No.11055074

>>11054796
those are some ugly girls, I'm glad I dont have yellow fever although the far left one is kinda cute.

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>>11054819
He's making a "silly gooks say their Ls and Rs wrong" except he fucked it up by applying the Chinese (R->L) rather than Japanese (L->R) version of the joke.

Me raffing very rourdy gaijin!

>> No.11055139

>>11055068
Ive tried japanese curry blocks

Its true

They are fucking retarded

>> No.11055140

>>11055134
Ah shit how did I not think of that?

Surely you can tell me what
>>11054857
"haranderu" means, right?

>> No.11055144

>>11055139
>>11055068
I am preparing one of those curry blocks today. It's a novelty to me because you can't get those here that easily

>> No.11055145

>>11055140
I think he means "hundred", as that's usually ("300 dollars gaijin you pay now") the Jiro meme. He managed to make a hash of the whole meme I think.

>> No.11055148

>>11055145
Thanks for spoonfeeding me

>> No.11055149

>>11055144
Try the korean ones. They are spicier

>> No.11055151

>>11055149
When I can find one I'll surely will. This one I have (S&B brand spicy curry) has been sent by a friend from the US. I am in Germany

>> No.11055197

>>11055151
Dont forget to throw in plenty of potatoes and meat

>> No.11055215

>>11055145
Pfft. It's called hyperbole and it's used for memetic reasons

>> No.11055231

>>11055215
Valid meme:
>It'su carrudu hyperbore etc.
Shit meme:
>Itasasai cararuduau hperborerueru etc.

>> No.11055240

>>11055231
To be fair your shit meme is closer to actual japanese

>> No.11055278

>>11054796
>sauteing or browning or oil frowned upon
Bait or stupid? Lots of recipes involve those things.

>> No.11055285

>>11054796
I'd fuck them all just so I could say I have fucked five virgins.

>> No.11055305

>>11054796
Who are these pugs?

>> No.11055313

>>11055305
It's been floating around the internet since you were born newfag.

>> No.11055360

>>11055151
>You import curry roux from the USA as a German
Idiot. Go to an Asian import grocer like in a Chinatown, or order online from online toko's.

>> No.11055364

>>11055360
I didn't import it. Got it as a part of a treatbox a friend sent me

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is this the japan hate thread?

>> No.11055555

陳、鄭 hate japan.

3rd world low peolpe so jealous

>> No.11055607

I fucking hate Pho and Vietcong jungle food in general. It's just gross and some of the spices they use are fucking wack.

>> No.11056351

ITT chinks and gooks forever being assmad at Japan for being the superior nation.

>> No.11056758
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*improves peruvian cuisine in your path*

>> No.11056966

>>11055555
five fives... checked

>> No.11056972

>>11056351
>being a literal weeb
at least type in broken english like >>11055555
>55▶>>11056966
>陳、鄭 hate japan.

>> No.11056998

>>11054796
>this is what anime high school girls look like in real life

>> No.11057373

>>11056998
They're still hotter than 6/10 ameriroasts

>> No.11057539

african, i'm spic so is no racist.

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>paying $$$$$$$ for uncooked unseasoned fish over rice

The dumb shit w**** people do